<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>
I'm predisposed to believe him.
Master Bruce
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
Most Recent Posts
Wrong Batman
I demand a new gif.
You say that as if you believe I wouldn't have one.
Fool.
Do it now, and you'll even still make the front page! Of course, that is if someone with a pre-written, pre-formatted post doesn't beat you to it out of spite...
Damn, looks like Inkarnate left the RPG. Guess Huntress is out of the game.
I don't know who this Gowi person is, but hopefully they apply for somebody.
I don't know who this Gowi person is, but hopefully they apply for somebody.
In all seriousness, my Batman opener will be coming... sometime? Eventually.
I made the mistake of guaranteeing it last night before some friends guilt-tripped me into watching Halloween movies until the early morning hours, so I made no progress. It'll be up when it's up.
Make no mistake, though. The Dark Knight will return... as soon as I stop caving to peer pressure.
I made the mistake of guaranteeing it last night before some friends guilt-tripped me into watching Halloween movies until the early morning hours, so I made no progress. It'll be up when it's up.
Make no mistake, though. The Dark Knight will return... as soon as I stop caving to peer pressure.
So now it's escalated from a mutiny to a hostage crisis.
*hurriedly continues typing up Maximum Singular Galaxy Interest Check*
*hurriedly continues typing up Maximum Singular Galaxy Interest Check*
I think that's a tactical retreat.
Oh, no. I'm abandoning the ship. Let chaos reign, and all that.
*begins to draw up plans for similar RP under a different account*
Before I go, though, Moon Knight is APPROVED. @Hound55 doesn't get an image like everyone else because I want to rub salt in his wound of not seeing me set the IC a year later.
>Comes in to check on the status of the RP and ensure that the OOC thread hasn't burned down.
>Sees that everyone has planned to become Venom.
>Blue Beetle has been made a God.
>Sees multiple threats on my life openly being conspired.
>Sees a mutiny in progress.
>Sees that everyone has planned to become Venom.
>Blue Beetle has been made a God.
>Sees multiple threats on my life openly being conspired.
>Sees a mutiny in progress.
Probably a few weeks prior. A month would suffice.
Batman will join the proceedings later on tonight.
There's alot I want to get right with this post, even if I'm 20 posts behind by the time it's finished.
There's alot I want to get right with this post, even if I'm 20 posts behind by the time it's finished.
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