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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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Since the IC is up and running and nobody's really applying for any huge characters with any haste, I'm gonna go ahead and call the 24 application window done for now. No real need to make people wait anymore.

So with that said, Silk by @Pirouette...

Green Arrow by @Byrd Man

That's way too long I'm never gonna be able to read all that


You would not believe how many times I've heard that. I just never learn.
Reserved no more.

I hope that for anyone still wondering what the aim of the game is, this kind of makes it clear.

I wanted to write sort of a prologue for the IC itself in addition to Superman's opening.
Let's not assume that there even will be the usual big teams. There's plenty of opportunity to veer off from expected canon.


Moon Knight by @mickilennial
No thoughts on mine?

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@Master Bruce So, one question that occurs to me. Being that the Lanterns are working for S.H.I.E.L.D. Who is actually in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D. at the moment? Or would it be better to just gloss over the actual higher ups at the moment? Just refer to the higher ups they get orders from as "The ever elusive boss who doesn't trust the Alien and the Jet Jockey and their magic rings he got dumped with by the President" or would Nick Fury or Maria Hill or another agent be alright to use? Speaking of, also, who is the current US President in the game? Please can it be Prez?


It'd probably be better to gloss over the higher ups, if possible. Makes things easier for any crossovers you'd want to plan out in the future, or if anyone else wanted to utilize SHIELD and had specific ideas. Then I'd say you and that player could figure out a specific director to go with. I don't have much of a preference.

As far as President, right now I'd stick with Biden and see what happens from there. It plays more into the idea that this is more or less our world (with mutants) until the week this starts in, when everything changes and history takes a different course. When a new President is elected, then we can go with someone from the comics.
You know....

I did go through all that work to make a banner for one these. It'd be shame if it sat on my computer hardly used after all this time.



Long as you clear it with @Hound55 first. We're all just starting out, and Peter might have severe Spider-envy if another one went out swinging at the same time. I know the history of Silk doesn't technically change anything about Spider-Man's origin or early days, but better to be safe.
So, y'know how I said I wasn't going to post a second character application until inspiration struck me?

Well....



It is a privilege to canonize this concept.



But to be honest, it's a privilege to canonize this one aswell.

Ghost Rider by @AndyC
Squirrel Girl by @Mintz


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