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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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I mean, there's another indestructible guy wandering around in the woods right now, who's got some pretty famous cover art of him fighting the Hulk. Just sayin'.


Alot to live up to with that one. Either it goes like this. Or it goes like this.

Either way, someone's losing a body part.

And then growing it back and starting the cycle all over again.

Okay, I might have gotten a little overboard with that intro post...

Not overboard enough. I speak from experience when I say that Batman posts should be, at minimum, entire novel-sized. Otherwise, what's the point?

It'll take a bit longer for Superman to be up for interaction due to not being Superman yet. Once this initial arc is over, he'll be down for some collabs.

Hulk, I don't know yet. I'm still trying to figure out where to go with him in the beginning.

Granted, even a recently born Hulk is a lot to throw at anyone in this setting right now. I'm playing the only other character who might match him on a pure durability level. So maybe I should just isolate him for the moment.
With Frank, can you promise that you won't murder them?
Since the IC is up and running and nobody's really applying for any huge characters with any haste, I'm gonna go ahead and call the 24 application window done for now. No real need to make people wait anymore.

So with that said, Silk by @Pirouette...

Green Arrow by @Byrd Man

That's way too long I'm never gonna be able to read all that


You would not believe how many times I've heard that. I just never learn.
Reserved no more.

I hope that for anyone still wondering what the aim of the game is, this kind of makes it clear.

I wanted to write sort of a prologue for the IC itself in addition to Superman's opening.
Let's not assume that there even will be the usual big teams. There's plenty of opportunity to veer off from expected canon.


Moon Knight by @mickilennial
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