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Time: Morning
Location: On the Road from Operation Humanity Base
Interaction: [@BracketGuy]Sean @Princess Angel
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"You know what, Remy? You can have the pizza. It was meant for you and Angel anyway. I can take you to the dump after I figure out what the hell Angel is doing."

“Okay! I’m going to save some for Angel then! That woahman can eat! Also yay! Remy gets Dump time!”

Sean pulled up behind Angel’s car and walked over to it. She knew that was Angel’s car and Sean did say the pizza was meant for her too. It was her duty to supply Angel with the sweet sweet pizza Heh duty So Remy got out of the truck as well and climbed on top of Angel’s car.Hanging upside down looking into the front seat after what ever Sean was saying she told Angel with a mouth half full of a slice of cold pizza “It's-a me Remy, and I have a pizza for you, but I’m keeping the box” Remy threw the cold pizza slices onto Angel’s lap and headed off on her skateboard without even interacting with Angel since Sean is slow to take her to the dump, What more can you say other than pizza, pizza says enough!


Time: Morning
Location: Operation Humanity HQ
Interaction: @FunnyGuy
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Unintentionally really fitting: youtube.com/watch?v=y-EF3_CbfW4


It was time for Remy’s great escape, sneaking out of OPHQ wasn't anything new for her. She took a cardboard box and got under it. Making her way crawling through the hallways I probably should have poked holes in the box, I can't see anything. As that thought even went to her head, *thud*, she crawled right into a door. She lifted up the box for the moment Where am I? I've never seen this place before, I thought i’ve already explored everything in here by now, that’s excitingggg. What was I doing? Oh right toooo the dumpppp She poked some holes and turned around, started to heading back to where she came from, only to get distracted by a smell and started to follow that. After trailing the tango for a bit she saw the tango head towards a getaway car. She sped-crawled a bit and snuck into the backseat of the truck before anyone could notice. As the car started moving she popped up and said:
“HI SEAN. I smelled the pizza! Where are you taking this wonderful pizza? I’m going to the dump!”


Time: Morning
Location: Operation Humanity HQ
Interaction: @Princess @Potter
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“Thanks for driving me home Angel! Also bye bye Ms.Flamethrower!”
‘I wonder why Ms.flamethrower was holding on to that painting so much, she must really like art! I should color a picture for her!’ She went to Angel’s room to use her laptop to print out some coloring book pages, because Angel still had printer privileges. She looked through google and found a bunch of coloring pages of women with fireballs and clicked print. Over at the printer she took the page and wondered why the printer was still making sounds but shrugged it off. Back at her room coloring with her markers when she heard a loud banging knock and Trotter entered.

“REMY! Did you do this? Do you know how expensive ink is? You printed a 100 copies!”He said scornfully holding a stack of the coloring pages.
“Oh I only wanted to print one Mister Mustache”
“Remy… You’re punished, stay in your room till I tell you can leave.”
“But Mister Mustache I want to go to the dump I gotta pick up more fabric for sewing I got things to make”
“No. Stay in your room and think about what you’ve done. Also I've told you my name is Colonel T-r-o-t-t-e-r not Mr.Mustache.” He left the room sighing.

‘As if, When there's a Remy there's a way.’



Time: Night
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction: @Princess
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Whew. At least I got a couple kills in. Then she noticed there were two more doggos now. “Must. Contain. Self. BE COOL REMY.” She muttered, knowing she may have gotten a little out of hand with excitement so far. On the other hand she saw Finn’s tail wagging seemingly at the sight of the 2 more dogs. “OMG CUTENESS OVERLOAD” A literal squee could be heard across the art gallery. If Finn was okay with them, they had to be good dogs right? But she knew she had to hold back her excitement as she saw Angel panicked talking to Ms. Flamethrower and bleeding from the shoulder. “Angel you okay? Your bleeding I can sew that up for you!”


Time: Night
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction: @princess@Milkman
Interaction: @Helo@Potter

“Git along little doggy!” she exclaimed with a cowboy accent while slapping the backside of her new mount. Finn started running, it was easy for her to stay on his back as Angel used to give Remy piggyback rides. “Wow you’re slow doggy! To many treats eh?” She winked with that last line knowing Finn couldn't see it but couldn't resist the opportunity to make that quip.

She heard gunshots and saw some hipster shooting vampires wearing a fedora. Remy hated fedoras. Now suddenly in front of her was a vampire holding a chair leg getting ready to swing, and hit the dog. It didn't seem to phase him though, and he went on to proceed to rip the vampire’s head off. “Guess he didn't have a leg up on you!” patting Finn on the head.

Remy saw a bunch of fireballs getting tossed through the art gallery, and saw it was being cast by some dark hair woman. Thatsss so cool she thought. “Quick, shoot that damn wolf!” there was now another vampire trying to put down Finn. But before she could even react Angel bolted over and rammed him depatching him quicker than ever. Everyone is having fun but me she sighed.

It was her turn, she jumped off of Finn’s back “Stay” she told finn. She looked through her backpack and pulled out a lighter and a pocket extendo pen fishing rod. She extended the fishing rod and casted it out towards the guy with the fedora. “OH NELLY ITS, A BIG ONE” Hooking onto the fedora taking it off his head and reeling it in from across the room. She quickly pulled out Finn’s phone and took a selfie with it holding it up as it was a fish. She went to grab the head that was ripped off by Finn, and then proceeded to to put the fedora on it. She lit the fedora on fire and tossed it at the vampire who said to shoot the wolf yelling “I cast fireball!” With the vampire distracted by the flaming head coming towards them, Remy fanned her revolver’s hammer shooting 5 uv-shots into the vampire killing the vampire and the fedora.“ YEEHAW 2 for 1! Remy 5-0!” Blowing the smoke away from the end of the revolver.


Time: Night
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction: @princess@Milkman

“Yeah, they are out for blood kiddo. But don’t worry, I got superpowers. So better stay really close to me if you want to draw some more mustaches on these paintings later.” Remy gave Finn a confused look. “Kiddo? I'm this many year old!” She plopped her butt on the ground, took off her shoes, and held up all 10 toes and fingers. Then, she was interrupted in her show of ‘maturity’

"Remy. Go to that fire alarm over there and pull down that lever with all your might. After, get on that skateboard and make a run for the door. You need to get help. Find Sean or Valentin."

“Okay! Ariel! I knew you were a mermaid, that's why you want to pull the fire alarm, you need more water!” Remy responded to Angel. She started to look around to see where the fire alarm was that she needed to pull. It was then she quickly noticed what the man meant when he said he had superpowers! “HE TURNED INTO A DOGGIE! I WANT TO PET THE DOGGIE!” She ran over to the dog to give him pets. “Best. Day. Ever.” She blissfully said.

Remy saw there was also a bunch of torn fabric on the floor that she then collected up with the attention of making a stuffed dog doll at a later point. There was also a cell phone and some car keys as well. She didn't care much for the keys but she took the phone and put it in her backpack. “I bet he had games on his phone” At this point, Remy was so ecstatic she was foaming out the mouth, most people could have mistaken her as the rabid dog in the room. She ran over to the fire alarm and when she pulled it shouting “IMA MAKE IT RAIN!” She was thinking, ‘Ariel is gonna be so happy with me’.

As Remy was looking back to see what she accomplished, she saw there was no way to get out of the gallery people were crowded at the door trying to get out. ‘Meh who needs Sean or Valentin. Remy has just the right thing for this occasion.’ She took The Remy-ton Vamp-B-Gone™ (patent pending), a 16 inch Heritage Rough Rider revolver that Remy just duct-taped a stake to the grip of. So with that, she ran to get in on the action dual-wielding her super soaker and revolver. She heard Angel shout"Everyone! Get behind me and Cujo here!" She ran back towards them to help and jumped onto Finn the dog’s back. “Party time!” Remy shouted.


Time: Night
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction: @FunnyGuy @princess@Milkman


As Remy was stalking the entrance of the art exhibition to make her great re-entrance she noticed five men walked in dressed casually. ‘That's weird’she thought to herself.Every other man here was dressed like a penguin. These ones were not. Even when she saw Angel go in, she wore some beautiful dress, which was not her normal style. It wouldn't surprise Remy if Angel just went in to raid the buffet, after all Angel was the type to walk into random hotels in the morning to raid their free breakfasts. She even used to save a raspberry danish for Remy. But these five guys seemed odd, because if Angel had a dress on why would these men not be just as well dressed? Something wasn't right. Scoping out that area from her vantage point, she saw some man leave from the gallery with a certain look on his face. She watched as he just stood there watching a bunch of women pack a box truck. He was not even lifting a finger to help them. ‘‘What a loser’ Remy thought at least he could have had a bit of chivalry. ‘Men.’ The guy got into his car and that’s when Remy knew what to do. Everything lined up perfectly; this was the moment she was waiting for.

Remy jumped on her skateboard and timed it so she could perfectly aim at the man’s windshield with her Super Soaker Mk V, covering it with red paint that she knew would leave him stuck there. She yelled “HA! NOW YOU GOTTA CLEAN IT YOURSELF! THERE’S NO WOMEN TO CLEAN IT FOR YOU!” She was hoping he wouldn't be able to drive again or clean it off. ‘Serves him right’ Remy thought with a feeling of accomplishment. Now it was time to tell Angel about the suspicious men. Remy always looked up to Angel and knew that she’d know what to do. Remy did an ollie up the stairs to the art gallery and then took her aim, spraying the guard that came out after she left with a bunch of red paint on his face. “Rekt. 2-0 Remy,”She chuckled. When she got into the art gallery, she skated through drawing a lot of looks and gasps. She saw Angel talking to a boy and kicked her skateboard away and ran towards them.

“Angel those men are weird!”


Time: Sunset
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction: Valentin @Andreyich

“Not right now valley! But now I know you’ve been holding out games on me!” Remy then grabbed her skateboard back screaming at the top of her lungs “YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF THE GREAT REMY!” as she proceeded to skate out of the gallery for she had come up with another plan. She was gonna show these rich snobs some real art.

She always had her Super Soaker Mark V on her; it was one of her favorite weapons. She came up with the genius design with it herself. Just add Chemical V to a water gun, but the hunters wouldn't let her take a patent out on it. They just sighed whenever she brought it up. Remy’s new plan was to find some paint in the university art department then was gonna add some to her super soaker and blast all the snobs covering them in the paint.

As she was skating through the hallways, she was doing tricks. She only fell once, but lucky no one was around to see her go sailing. But she had found the art room. She had to decide what color to add to the gun. She then remembered an old joke: What’s Black, white, and red all over? She couldn't remember the punchline but those snobs were all dressed up as penguins to begin with so red was the obvious choice. The gun was half full so she topped off her gun with the paint and was now prepped. She made her way back and started to stalk out the gallery. Waiting for the most opportune time to make her entrance.




Time: Sunset
Location: Art Exhibition, Ember Grove University
Interaction: Valentin @Andreyich

Remy had overheard that the hunters were checking out an art gallery at the University for some reason. She liked art so she had to figure out a way to get into the event herself. She figured she had to disguise so the other hunters wouldn't be mad at her.
She was great at disguises so she searched through her closet and got out her trench coat, cane, and glasses with a fake mustache.

She got on her skateboard, and started heading to the university. When she got there, she saw a bunch of old people in a bunch of weird clothes. They all look dumb she thought to herself. They all looked like penguins, she didn't understand why anyone would wear anything like that.

As she walked into the gallery she noticed a lot of people glance at her in her disguise. She thought to herself that she must be looking really good if she can turn heads like that. As she was going around she heard a lot of people talking about Alexander's drapes or something. She had no idea what they were talking about, but as she looked at the paintings she noticed none of them looked right at all and she could do better. She could add to these to make them actually better, she had her markers with her too.

Remy just needed a way to reach the paintings because they were up on the wall and much higher than she could reach. She needed a way to get a mustache on one of these portraits; it was her new life goal now. She then figured out how she could reach, she could just put the marker at the end of her cane. She had a plan, and she was going to achieve it.

Remy walked up and saw a portrait of a mother and a baby, and she knew the one that needed to be perfected with her artistic skill. She took her extendo-marker-cane thang and started to put a mustache on the mother, and drew horn and tail on the baby.

“HEY STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” A voice screamed from behind her.

Remy laughed maniacally and jumped on her skateboard “HAHAHA!” Remy was fast with her skateboard, so she got away from the protesting woman real fast and was filled with joy. She knew that she made that showcase so much better and was satisfied with her accomplishments. She bumped into Valentin’s large frame while laughing. “Oops sorry!” She exclaimed. Looking up at the man’s face, she recognized him from the headquarters. After pondering his name, she said happily, “Valley!”
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