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You might get Egypt soon though ;)


He won't get it and if he does, he will have to commit genocide on its muslim population in order to pacify the region. Goodluck explaining the mass murder on your 50% muslim population without pissing them off :P
Istanbul, Inside the Caliphate's palace, TOP SECRET MEETING

The Caliph stood in his war-room surrounded by all of his closest advisor staring at the map. The world had increasingly become more hostile towards the Caliphate after the sudden declaration of war by the Mexicans. The USAE joined the bandwagon and the UTA also seemed to be Sailing towards the Caliphate. The Mexican warmongering was extremely dangerous because it increased religious tensions between Muslims and Christians all across the world.

The minister of defense Ahmed Marcaguz was the first to break the silence. “With the ever increasingly hostile attitude of Ethiopia the Caliphate is getting surrounded by enemies. I do believe now that an even more Christian extremist dictator has ascended power in Ethiopia they will be looking out for an opportunity to invade. Also Hellas with their ancient Greek fetish will pose a treat. After-all they feel they have a historical claim on our lands. With the USAE marching through Iran and Mexico sailing in by sea we risk a multi front war I propose that we should show our resolve to protect the Islam in full force by preemptively launch a full scale nuclear strike against Hellas and Ethiopia. Turn both countries into nuclear waste land and we will have two less fronts to worry about. Also we should use sub launched ICBMs to strike against all major cities Mexico and India.”

For a moment there was utter silence in the room as the men all plucked their long beards and thought about the proposal to unleash a full scale nuclear war. “Are you Insane?” Responded the Caliph. “If we unleash nuclear weapons we will get nuclear retaliation and fail at our goal of protecting the Caliphate and its inhabitants. It should be our last resort. But I agree, we should avoid a multi-front war at all costs”

Hassan Al-Jahani, leader of the Martyr Brigades spoke up. “We have sleeper cells all across the world laying dormant for times like this. In the USAE alone many tens of thousands follow the Sunni faith are ready to strike at their false leaders and Hindu oppressors. The same goes for Ethiopia and even in Mexico we got supporters. Religious terrorism has been on an all time low since the end of the Arabic war. I guess the world wants to return to the times of the early 2000's”

The Caliph spoke one more. “We will attempt once more to form a non-aggression pact with Ethiopia but we will keep an contingency plan in the back. If they refuse we will need to destabilize their country and cast it down into civil war between Muslims and Christians. We will also active all of our sleeper cells from Iran to India and start a campaign of terror against their government and increase religious tensions between Muslims and Hindu's. Furthermore we will have to act against the combined Mexican and UTA fleets. I propose we launch operation water-pipe. Also we must make sure that we strenghten our relations with our neighbors. We will humbly accept their offers. Furthermore we start with a full scale mobilization of armed forces, reserves and men in fighting age. With more nations becoming more beligerent to us this war will be one for the survival of Islam.”

















A new broadcast from Al-Jaazera world news hit the ether. “This is Ahmed Al-Himid speaking live from Istanbul where the mobilization is in full force. As you can see behind me there are extremely long lines in front of this recruitment station. Just look at that line. There must be at least a thousand young men waiting in line here for their chance to defend the Caliphate against the aggression of the USAE and its allies. All across the country you see the same images. Long lines of young men waiting for their turn to assign themselves into the Caliphate's army. “ Colonel Karagilmez of the Calphates armed forces recruitment divisions joins us for a short interview”

Reporter: “Colonel Karagilmez, how much potential recruits are coming to your stations?”

The Colonel” “All across the country potential recruits find their way to our recruitment stations. Everybody in the Caliphate knows that our way of live is under severe treat. If we lose this war even slightly, millions of Muslims will once again be oppressed and no longer be able to practise their fate the way Muhammed showed them.”

Reporter: “You still haven't given me a number Colonel”

The Colonel: “We're talking about millions or even tens of millions of men coming to our stations. Some even take with them their own rifles just to show their commitment to fight off the invaders. “

Reporter: “ Do all these men make it into the army?”

Colonel: “Of course not. Not everyone is fit for duty but we expect to increase the size of our armed forces very significantly in on the short term. But before you ask, numbers are classified”

Reporter: “Thanks for your time Colonel Karagilmez. As you can see, the Caliphate of Istanbul is preparing to fight to the last man standing”

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Ah.

That may make my entire last post null and void.

What should I do?


Best way to proceed is to make your last post void I think. The reason Hellas haven't received a non-agression pact offer yet is because I ran out of time writing XD

In my next post I'll send out more offers to my direct neighbors.
Weren't the messages under hiders targeted at specific nations in the IC supposed to be secrect?
Well guys, i'm heading to bed, have fun with the Jisade (Jihad Crusade)


O my, the love child of the Jihad and the crusade. Atheist, hindu's and buddist better run :D
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I think it'd be fine if you do it, but you'll probably want to ask MetalLover before you mention it IC.


That is cool but we should avoid that our character sheets become a dick waving contest about who got the largest most technological advanced army :)
Al-Jareera world news

Al-Jazeera world news is the first television station to broadcast live on the revolving crisis in the Middle-East with an over an hour long special broadcast. The broadcast is on cable television all across the world. The language used in the show is English but for different countries it usus subtitles in the native language

The news anchor started to speak. “Welcome to Al-Jazeera world news. I am your host Omar Bin Abdullah and today we will discuss the declaration of war against The Caliphate of Istanbul. Joining me are Historian Ahmed Zaraki, military analsist Mohamed Bahri and Middle-Eastern political Analyst Ali Hafeez. Welcome to the Show gentlemen. Before we start our round table discussion we go live to different cities within the Islamic world. Our Reporters are currently on scene in Istanbul, Jerusalem, Beirut, Baghdad, Ryad, Tripoli, Tunis, Algirs, Marakech. And many more in the Islamic world We now go live to Amir Al-Hamid in Ryad, Saudi-Arabia”

The broadcast switched flawlessly to the live situation in Ryad. Behind the reporter a massive crowd has gathered in the streets carrying protest signs and scanting against the Mexican and USAE aggression. “ This is Amir Al-Hamid live from Ryad, Saudi-Arabia. As you can see, literally hundreds of thousands of people have been hitting the streets into massive protests against the unprovoked aggression against The Istanbul Caliphate and the Islamic Republic of Iran. I've talked with many of the protesters here and they see the declaration of war and the invasion of Iran not only as an attack on those countries but as an attack on Islam as a whole. Local Islamic leaders in Saudi-Arabia have even called for a Jihad against what they call Christian and Hindu crusaders. If you look behind me you can see how Saudi-Arabian protesters burn flags of the Mexican Empire and USAE. As you can see, the actions of the Mexicans and USAE are extremely unpopular. This was Amir Al-Hamid, speaking live from Ryad.”

The broadcast turns back to the studio and the anchor takes over. “Thank you for your contribution Amir. All across the Arabic peninsula and North-African coast we can see similar public reactions. Both in the Caliphate and neutral countries such as Saudi-Arabia, Morocco and Tunisia people are expressing their anger over the actions of The decision to declare war on the Caliphate has ignited a public rage all across the Islamic world. The Caliphate seems really popular in the Islamic world”

Historian Amhed Zaraki turns towards the shows host and started to speak. “ The Caliphate has gained an incredible amount of credibility within the Islamic world from destroying the state of Israel and liberating the Palestinian people from Zionist oppression. For the first time since Israel started their blockade of the Gaza strip the people of Gaza have access to sufficient medical and food supplies. Their children can go to school without getting bombed and they can travel the world without restrictions. Also they have effectively ended the over a decade long Syrian civil war and stopped the sectarian violence in Iraq. Where the international community failed to provide solutions the Caliphate took decisive action. Their methods where very extreme with many cases of genocide and mass deportations of all unwanted groups. The Caliphate's policies have greatly contributed to the stability and prosperity of the region after the Arabic war.”

Ali Haafiz hooks in on the discussion. “ Yes, the popularity under Sunni Muslims is unprecedented. However their mistreatment of many religious and ethnic minorities during the Arabic war has given the Caliphate a terrible reputation with Christian and Shia countries. The abolishment of the Orthodox church have strained the relations with countries such as Hellas severely. In the international theater the Caliphate stands alone.
Host Omar Bin Abdullah turned towards the military analyst on the other side of the table. “Mister Bahri, could you comment on the possibility of military success in the war against the Caliphate?”

Mohamed Bahri turned towards the host and started to speak. “Of course. In the current situation the chances of military success by the USAE and the Mexican Empire are slim. The USAE has done a major geopolitical blunder by doing their sneak attack on the Republic of Iran. The relations between Iran and the Caliphate aren't very good. During the Arabic war Iran lost all its influence in the Arabic peninsula and have lost its status of regional power. There might have been a decent posibility to force an alliance with Iran in exchange for a strong influence in the peninsula. However the USAE chose to violate their sovereignty without even a declaration of war. By invading Iran unprovoked their cause has lost credibility as a just one and made this war effectively one against both major forms of Islam. In the Islamic world this new war will be seen as one of that determines the survival of their religion. The next major problem for the USAE will be to supply a fighting force all the way from India, through Pakistan, Afghanistan and Iran. Not only is the infrastructure in those parts in the world insufficient for such an operation, they are all inhabited by Muslims. Once the images of dead baby Muslims will fill the ether, their loyalty to the USAE becomes very questionable. For a country like the Caliphate it will be very easy to radicalize such populations once the horrors of war become publicly known. Then the USAE will find their supply lines dangerously exposed and their internal stability shattered”

Mohamed Bahri posed for a moment. “Even if the coalition manages to overcome such challenges and military defeat the Caliphate they will have one major problem. How do you pacify 190 million angry Muslims who do not want the foreign oppressors in their country. Just in order to control such large populations they will need millions of soldiers to perform counter insurgency for many decades. The monthly losses will be huge. Just remember that the world leading military power of the 20th and early 21st century failed to do the same on a much smaller scale in just Afghanistan and Iraq.”

The camera turned towards the news anchor again and Omar Bin Abdullah started to speak again. “Thank you for your contribution mr Bahri. We will have to see how this crisis will unfold in the future. We will keeping a close eye on the situation as it has the potential to drag many more countries into a war of Christianity vs Islam. We might see world war 4 here in the making. For now, we turn to Tehran where Ayattolah Al-Karimi will address the world about the sudden invasion of his country."

Tehran, Iran.

Television crews from all across the world have gathered to broadcast this speech. The speech will be live broad-casted in every country across the world as the events unfolding in the Middle-East are the biggest crisis in human history since world war 3.

Surrounded by dozens of microphones Al-Karimi hit the stage in Iran. He looked around at the hundreds of reporters and crew members that stood in front of him and finely started to speak. “Tonight I address the world not only as leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran but also as a human being that lived through the horrors of the 3th world war. Twenty years ago our world plummeted into chaos and got consumed by the flames of war and was cast into a terrible darkness that lasted for 5 years. We all suffered terribly under the conditions of war and millions of innocent lives where lost as countries crumbled and borders got redrawn. My country fought a bitter war with the Caliphate and suffered terribly. The horrors of that war are still fresh in our memory and we honor the fallen every day. We also know that people on the other side suffered equally terrible. Also their mother weep for the loss of their sons. If the events of of 20 years ago has though the Iranian people one thing..... it is the value of peace.
Once again the world is slipping into darkness as countries are let their judgment get clouded by hate, mistrust and ambition. Right now my country is being invaded by the United South Asian Empire. They call it a war against the Caliphate but not a single bomb has been dropped upon that country. Iranian bodies are piling up in our morgues as USAE shells and rockets land in residential area's. Iranian women and children are dying because the Republic of Iran is getting torn apart by the ambitions of the great powers.

I hereby call upon the USAE to cease this madness and respect the sovereignty and territorial integrity of the state of Iran. I hereby call upon the international community to act against this violation of the Iranian sovereignty and to what is necessary to keep the peace. I hereby beg the world to once again look at the lessons from the past and chose for peace. I hope humanity will rise as one and stop our world from igniting the 4th world war. I thank you all for listening”

Istanbul, Capital of the Caliphate





There seems to be some misconception about religion in the Caliphate so I am going to clarify things a bit^^

The Caliphate is a radical sunni Islamic state. There is no freedom of religion. The only option is to be sunni and if you don't want to you will feel the wrath of allah :)

Any other forms of religion are prohibited by law and their institutions dissolved between 2020 and 2035. There is no christian ortodox church, there are no catholic churches, no Jewish temples, no shia mosques. Also there are no religious minorities. They have all been persecuted, murdered, forced to leave the Caliphate or converted to Islam. Only a handful (less then two million) of non-sunni people remain in the Caliphate as slaves.

This policy of expelling all the other religions from the country has led to an unprecedent period of stability and prosperity within the Caliphate's borders. Sectarian violence has been eradicated by removing the competition. Women can go to the markets without having to fear getting blown up by suicide bombers. All the instability you see in present day Syria and Iraq has been gone. Everybody lives happily ever after under the sharia law, unless you're gay or commited adultry. Then you get stoned to death ;)
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Aloha Snackbar?


Allahu Snackbar. Now serving Jihadi fried chicked :D
And free kalashnikov with your happy meal :P
So while I was gone, a Jihad with a united Catholic-Islamic army was just declared against a caliphate. Wtf? This RP is awesome so far!


Yes, poor Misguided Muslims. Now they are forced to fight their brothers because the Fascist-Catholic-Hindu coalition demands it of them. The Muslims in USAE needs to be liberated from their Infidel opressors and cast aside their corrupted and misguided leaders :D
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