Avatar of POOHEAD189

Status

Recent Statuses

1 day ago
Current Alright thats enough existential depression move along
5 likes
3 days ago
Oh excuse me for existing
7 likes
5 days ago
We are now moving on from such topics, thank u!
7 likes
16 days ago
Ladies, gentleman, please! One at a time
3 likes
18 days ago
It's actually getting worse, objectively. Which is hilarious
4 likes

Bio






About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






Me

Most Recent Posts

"Eh? What's all that racket out there?" A grizzled voice called from inside the flap of the smithy. The Guild members heard a hammerhead falling to the anvil, and a burly Borderman tore the flap open and squinted as he stepped into the sunlight. He had on an apron and plain common clothes underneath it, though the scars and strange tattoos on his arms bespoke of a more colorful past. He glared at everyone, chewing on something in his mouth as he did so. "You going to stand out here all day?"

Kayden had his arms crossed, his body still facing the group but his head had turned. "Sorry, sir. We'd like to conduct some business, but give us a moment. We're discussing...er, funds."

He shrugged, and headed back into the smithy grumbling. Kayden caught the Halberd that the Drabarian had set down with a nimble hand. "Let's wait one second." He told Othiosiya. "Your thanks is appreciated, but don't worry. I'm sure you'll pay us back with how you use the weapon. We'll be heading to the Temple soon enough, but first..."

Kayden set the butt of the Halberd on the ground. To those used to spear wielding, he seemed to know just where on the pole to hold it to equate its weight. He was learned in the art of polearms, if nothing else. "We already have an informant, Jackal. You've yet to meet her, I suppose. She's an Elf called Secret. Get past the sass and you two would get along famously. We'll probably see her before long. And don't take this the wrong way, but I still don't know you very well. That, and Lord Pembrook certainly does not know you. I could give you our Guild seal, but let's wait a bit. We have days yet." He said.

The Captain gave Hobnob a nod and grin, but bit his tongue at Lis' snap at Hobnob. He couldn't say he was surprised, but he decided to step in. "Hey now, Hobnob served us well on our last mission. I mean, things didn't go according to plan, but when do they ever?" The young man said diplomatically, patting Lis shoulder and winking to Hobnob. "Glad you're here by the way. I'll grab some silver matchlock balls for you and your mates now that I'm reminded of it."

He bade the companions to wait as he hefted the Drabarian's huge polearm and headed into the smithy to commission the weapons to be made within two days. There was a small discussion, probably about the costs of receiving the silver, but after a minute or two Kayden walked back out, hands on his belt as he stepped into the sun. "Alright, next up on our list is the Temple." He said, shielding his eyes with his hands as he looked upwards for a split second at the sun. "It's close to lunch time. We'll head over there and head back to the Guild after that. Call it a day afterwards." As the others turned to ready themselves to leave, Kayden leaned down to Lis and asked if he could speak with her when all of this was done. He gave a wink, and then hailed everyone to follow him.

With that, the companions headed out of the town square, going northwards. First it was forward, then left after passing three streets. As they moved, many of the people gave them a wide berth, for most of the Mercenaries were armed or intimidating in their manner. Othiosiya received a few looks of both suspicion and awe. Even Kayden got a few people muttering about him, though he also got a few girls giggling his way. As if one cue after the giggles, they also passed a brothel where various rogued women called to them from the second story windows, promising a good time for a fair price. Hobnob received the usual "wait, what" from the looks of things, with a few kids asking if he too was a kid like them. After awhile they found themselves in a smaller section of stores and shops where many sold fish, fresh from the eastern river, or trinkets from far away. One man had a jewelry shop, calling to Lis with a bejeweled necklace in his hands. "Pretty necklace for a pretty lady?"

Finally, after Kayden had to ask directions once or twice as the group milled about or were engaged by the local populace with questions, they made it to the Temple district. To the left, the more peaceful deities had various busts where the locals were drop offerings and give prayers, and the more martial deities were on the right. A true Temple loomed at the end of the street, however. It had the Symbol of the EverGod, and priests gave blessings at its fore.



The short shopkeep considered this strange person before him. "You speak speak much for a large one. Most large people who I know are quiet or stupid. Of course, I don't know you very well, so perhaps the second option isn't out of the question..." He almost seemed to be speaking to himself for a moment. Suddenly, he pointed an accusatory finger at the Skayleigh. "Do not think I am a fool! You simply wish to scope this place out for a burglary later, yes yes? No...No you would not. Or you would be asking for more...that you would. Fine!"

He scuttled back behind his desk, and rummaged through various boxes and casks before he found a smaller container that would hold a ring. "I have here a ring to make your likeness of a human, but that does not seem to be your wish. But yes, I can provide you with a Skayleigh illusion, give or take a few weeks to ship it. But it will not be cheap! I also do not know if it can...hide your arm. I am no mage, simply a seller of magicks, yes yes? But hmmmm...twelve hundred gold seems to be what I would consider. Including Tax of course."
@MiddleEarthRoze@Fetzen@rush99999@Tangletail@BCTheEntity@Jollan
Aiming for Quartermaster.
I am posting now, but it's apparently a long one so I'll finish on my break lol
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad.
In Hey! 8 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Glad to have you guild side!
In Mahz's Dev Journal 8 yrs ago Forum: News
Noice. I think my biggest problem has always been and will always be the guild destroying itself when I want to check my own profile lol. I know I never really travel to the announcement thread, but I have a present for you @Mahz. It's how I feel about the job you're doing.
Well I was posting tonight but then the site crashed. Will do it after some sleep!
I originally planned on getting out my post today or tomorrow, but right now there's no guarantee it will be anywhere within the next few days. Also have to think about a decent fight scene first for my character. Currenty lacking ideas :/

Feels sorry-ish.


YOU CAN DO EET
Pezz is something that the experts call, extremely adorable and cool.
@BCTheEntityDo it. You have my blessing.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet