Psyker Landshark

Iris Ascendis

Iraleth Kyrios

Iraleth stared blankly at...whatever this nonsense was for a second longer than was strictly necessary, resisting the urge to bury her face in one palm. Light and Astra, she was surrounded by idiots. What was this? What even was this? Surely, this was simply some utter fool her age and not an actual child accepted into an academy where entrance was predicated with a test based on violence. There was a limit to how nonsensical the last two days could be.

She nodded almost automatically to Clara's comment as the other girl sidled on up next to her. With everything that was going on, Iraleth couldn't be assed to care that they were supposed to duel at dusk. The only thing that could make this utter farce even worse was if Bronsteel decided to open his mouth right here and right now. Thankfully, he seemed to be minding his own business for the moment.

The paladin stared down at the doll and the bucket boy for another long moment, choosing her words carefully.

"I...am afraid I will have to decline. On all accounts. I serve no temporal lord, and am already an anointed knight. There is little for me to prove, and my service will not be restricted to any one mortal master outside of the church's hierarchy. Please accept my apologies." She placed one hand in front of her chest and bowed briefly, hoping that playing along with this nonsense enough would get her out of this situation sooner.

@Estylwen

Digimon: Fallen Knights

Yurie: "the only thing worse than being stuck in a room with Cameron Mason is being stuck in a room with Cameron Mason fans"

Blades of Iron Roses: An Anime-Inspired Knight RP

Renar Hagen

What a fine mess this all was. The entire Edwin debacle still had Renar at least moderately put out with Merillia, but he'd be a fool to turn down training from a living legend over wounded pride. The apparent mages being literally dumped on top of them was hardly his problem: they'd either hopefully prove to be useful or be left behind. If they couldn't die in here, there was little point in covering for dead weight.

He dutifully fell in line as Fanilly gave her orders, shouldering his poleaxe. The girl could have stood to be more decisive, but even he wasn't completely unfazed by what was going on here. So the captain deserved that much of an allowance, at least. The use of Candaeln's appearance was hardly surprising. Familiar ground for both Merillia and the current Iron Rose. Cyrus the Hammer was at least somewhat more of a surprise.

Renar frowned. He'd been hoping for Edwin. Not out of some sense of justice for condemning a man for a crime where the sentence had been executed, but simply because the miserable, foolish prick, or at least his fascimile, had utterly humiliated him while having the gall to espouse utter nonsense. As a good friend, he let Fionn have his little moment of byplay with Cyrus before there was an opening in the conversation for him.

"This is all very well and good, but shall we get to the point?" Renar slammed the butt of his poleaxe into the ground. "Are you to be our first trial, or simply observing?" There was little point in being polite to a dead man. Even less so if his theory was correct and this wasn't the real Cyrus. Renar may not have known too much of magical theory, but if the Knight-Witch could actually conjure the spirits of the dead, even in dreams, Tyaethe would have far fewer emotional burdens than the ones she was ever so determined to have drag her down.

Digimon: Fallen Knights

Realized that two characters might have a tiny bit of a language barrier, so I spent the first part of the post asspulling a reason Yurie would know fluent English. She was still yelling in Japanese when she got isekaied, though.

Digimon: Fallen Knights

Shinozaki Yurie

A few miles away in Tokyo, an apartment door swung open, and Yurie walked through with a groan, slamming it shut behind her. God, she hated the commute to and from campus. If there hadn't been a test today, there'd have been no chance she bothered to even attend. Not for the first time, Yurie questioned her choice of staying in Japan and not attending college in America instead. She'd spent half her childhood there, leaving Japan after elementary school and only returning in her second year of high school thanks to her parents' jobs. Cali sucked, but at least she got English fluency out of it.

Yurie flopped into her chair, not even bothering to change out of her clothes or take her shoes off for the moment as she popped open the mini fridge next to her desk and took out a can of sugarfree energy drink. Second sip of the day. She'd need it for the rest of the evening and night. After all, now that class was done, she could get back to what was actually important. Yurie took a swig of her white Monster as she opened her email inbox.

"Let's see...no job offers? No weekend binge this week, I guess." She murmured to herself as she checked her mail. Well, at least it gave her free time to work on trying to crack some security systems-

You've got mail!

Yurie blinked. From the title alone, it looked like spam. So how the hell had it gotten past the filter? She opened it, being careful to not click on anything past that.

"...What the hell is this?" She murmured incredulously under her breath. Whoever decided to cook up this new variation of the Nigerian prince scam deserved points for creativity, at least. Damn, now she was curious. A few clicks forwarded the email to a burner account, and Yurie yanked her ethernet cable out of her tower as she switched over to her second machine. Her crappy five year old Thinkpad was a solid test bed for dealing with security stuff, considering it didn't have any personal information on it anymore. Just because she was curious didn't mean she was going to be stupid about it. She set up a virtual machine before accessing her burner account, opening the email as she did before. The same message greeted Yurie, and she clicked the link inside, only to be greeted by a blinding light.

"Oh come on-" She yelled in exasperation before the world seemed to shift out from under her.

___

"-a flashbang prank?!" Yurie finished her scream as she fell onto her ass. Wait, what? She opened her eyes, only to be surrounded by polished marble and...other people? Holy hell, was her boomer juice spiked?

Digimon: Fallen Knights

EDIT- Changing from the Truck-kun idea. How do you guys like weird emails in your inbox?

@Cleveraptor

Good with me, more Digimon-esque imo.

Iris Ascendis

Iraleth Kyrios

It was going to be like that? Fine. The Strixan girl wasn't wrong to begin with. Iraleth had only been hoping for a point of commonality in resenting Vaal Shakta. But if she didn't want to take the hand offered to her, it wasn't Iraleth's problem. One could only do so much without resorting to force, after all. And she had enough to concern herself over for the day as it was.

"Fair enough." Was all she conceded verbally, inclining her head before turning to leave. The brief thought occurred to her that she'd never gotten the lightbulb starer's name, but the time for that had passed. Perhaps in the future, whenever she saw her again. For now, there was breakfast to think about before classes began.

Choosing her meal upon arrival to the cafeteria had been simple enough. A silver coin for a single meal felt like a waste, to say nothing of two. So Iraleth waited in line for baked goods instead and proferred her two copper for a rather large roll of hot, fresh sourdough with butter. One bite had her reflecting that it was better than most bakeries she'd visited back home, and for a similar enough price.

As Iraleth started to walk out of the cafeteria, Gulliver Bronstead commandeering an entire table with his mannequins caught her gaze. She rolled her eyes in exasperation and started to move on, having better things to do with her limited time before class than to deal with any of that nonsense.

Digimon: Fallen Knights

I choose to believe that of all of Melissa Fahn's voices, Yui sounds like Nep. Silver Wolf's voice is close enough to that anyway.

Digimon: Fallen Knights

I'm still stuck choosing between two or three Megas, tbh. I like stupid evolution lines.

Digimon: Fallen Knights

Eh, I'm fine with keeping it as it is. To tell the truth, I was half expecting you to end up assigning Mega forms later, which I'd be fine with.