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Goddamn I'm tired. I'll look for a header tomorrow. Haven't done much editing of any kind because it's way too goddamn late to do that kinda stuff right now.






Ah, right, yep. Probably should've expected that. Jeremy didn't even blink as Sid vanished from the seat across from him, running off to pester the poor guy Amelia had befriended. Or no, not even that, as she skipped past him and started talking to the person offering fifteen bucks for mystery stories. Not that he could blame her, he was pretty sure her sporadic attention span was somehow one of the funnest parts of her personality, always helping her find new fun things for her and the rest of the gang to do.

Of course, it still screwed his plan up at it's most fundamental level, so time to improvise again. But what to do...

Ok, plan B.

"Hey, hey Ami! Do you recognize me? Do you remember who I am?" He asked, leaning over the seats to look into their booth, having decided to just take the blunt force approach now that his more intricate plan had become impossible. Normally, he would've just signed it to her straight away, but he figured this would be a good way to get her attention first, and then he'd sign for the rest of it.



@Hitman@Vocab@PrankFox

If Rowan were being completely honest, he'd actually stopped listening to everyone pretty quickly after he kicked the bully ringleader, by which he of course meant about five seconds. He briefly registered the fox girl who'd been challenging earlier complaining about losing the challenge, which he had considered calling her out for until she acknowledged his badass kick, at which point he decided to spare her the humiliation of losing an argument too.

Not long after that, a bit more fighting had broken out, with another faunus coming in to help the red-haired guy as he took him down with the help of some kind of ghost dog. Kinda lame that it'd taken two of them to finish someone so weak, but he'd give them the credit of their styles at least being pretty cool, if nothing else...

After that, not much of any real importance happened. Some weird girl started yelling at them over... honestly he hadn't been listening, but she mentioned something about fauna and making sure they wouldn't make it through to their second year. He'd been confused at first, because he didn't know what being fauna had anything to do with the current situation. Not making it to through initiation or to the second year though, well, that made her intentions crystal clear!

"Oh, I get what you're sayin' now..." He said, a grin slowly spreading across his face. "You're sayin' you're aimin' to beat me outta the competition tomorrow, right?! Well, challenge accepted! Assumin' you're actually strong enough to put one up, that is!"

And with that declaration of war, he went back to his sleeping bag, ready to try and get as much sleep as he could and be ready bright and early for the next day.

It wouldn't do to disappoint his new rival, after all!


He got maybe an hour of sleep. He'd gotten himself too hyped up.

Damn it, he was glad he'd found a rival, but did she have to challenge him right before it was time to sleep? If she'd only done it before he'd kicked that guy, he could've poured all his excitement into that and slept like a log! As a result, he found himself moving basically on autopilot through most of his morning training, and then a few more things he didn't pay attention, and unfortunately only realised that he hadn't quite come back to reality until he noticed a student being launched off the cliff they'd wound up on. Which was unusual, but why would...

Oh, this was the initiation.

Well... shit, ok. He hadn't been listening at all to any instructions he was sure had just been given, but whatever, he'd just have to wing it. Heh. But yeah nah he'd just find someone else to get the gist of what the hell they were meant to be doing from.

It was with that thought that Rowan was launched from the cliffside, barely even having to think as he activated his cape, decreasing his weight, and settling into a smooth glide over the forest. Thankfully, it had barely even been a few seconds before he caught sight of someone he... well, didn't really know, but had fought alongside, using his weapon to slide down a tree. He circled overhead for a moment, waiting for him to reach the ground, before adjusting his angle and weight and deactivating his cape to drop down in front of him, in what Rowan could safely call a satisfactorily awesome landing.

"Yo, Dog Guy. Where you listenin' to whatever the headmaster guy said we were meant to be doin'?"


Rowan didn't know how the hell they could call what that bullhead had been doing flying. Honestly, where was the freedom? The feeling of the wind in your face, and underneath you to lift you up? He didn't get any of that in there. No, in there, all he could do was sit in a metal box for what had felt like hours, no matter what it had actually been in real life. And on that subject, it had felt so damn slow, it felt like they were hardly moving! And yet at the same time, it had apparently been moving just enough to leave him feeling... odd... He refused to admit that part to anyone, and thankfully, he managed to keep himself steady long enough to step off the floating coffin without too much difficulty, at which point the feeling disappeared almost immediately.

Still, despite his frustrations at spending all that time in something that removed all the fun parts of flying, he knew it was a better idea than flying up himself, at least for now. He had to save that until the right moment, when it was tactically appropriate. Naturally, this didn't actually mean 'tactically appropriate' as much as it did 'when it'll look the coolest.'

Either way, he wouldn't have to worry about it for a while, as for quite possibly the first time in his entire life, he was thankful to have his feet on solid ground. Looking around, he had to admit it was a damn impressive place, this Beacon. He'd passed through some pretty cool looking towns on the way here, but nothing on this level. Some of these towers would make for amazing launch points, he could already tell.

Before he could spend too much longer gawking at the architecture however, he was brought back to reality by an angry growl from his stomach. Unfortunately, he'd run out of money a few days back, leading Rowan to the startling revelation that he might not actually be very good with the stuff. It also led to three days of no food. He really hoped that'd be addressed after whatever they had to do right now.




Thankfully, food turned out to be the least of his problems that day. After a speech he only really half listened to, by someone who was apparently a different person to the one Kojiro had originally told him about, there had been a literal feast waiting for them. At that point, Rowan abandoned any idea of restraint, probably justified given the lack of food in the last few days. About halfway through his rampage however, he caught sight of a fox faunus matching him bite for bite, and his motivation changed from mere hunger to the scorching flames of competition. Clearly, she had noticed how much he'd been eating and decided to challenge him, and he was all too happy to oblige, refusing to stop eating until she did.

As he continued to commit to this blatantly bad idea, he felt his old, non-starving personality returning to him, and by the time it was all over he had a wide, almost unnerving grin on his face. Not just because his stomach wasn't trying to eat itself anymore, but also because he'd finally outlasted his challenger.

After dinner, he followed the other students into the great hall, where they'd be spending the night. Some of the others had formed groups of their own, where they talked or tried to show off to each other. It took a bit of effort, but Rowan managed to resist the urge to run in and match their boasting with his own, instead setting up near the corner of the room and briefly inspecting his equipment. That way, he'd be able to show them how much better than them he was tomorrow at the initiation.

However, his brief burst of maturity turned out to be an impossible dream, as he was distracted from his work by squeals of pain, followed by quite possibly the most enragingly condescending voices he'd ever heard. He looked up from his work just in time for some jackass, accompanied by what appeared to be his goons, picking on a girl before pulling her arm off what the hel-, wait, no, it looked like it was actually just a prosthetic. But still, that didn't make it that much less messed up!

From the looks of it, some guy who had been speaking with the girl was confronting the jerks, holding his hand out to take the arm back from the guy. That was probably the right way to go about calmly ending this situation.

Naturally, Rowan decided on an alternative approach.

Sprinting towards the group, he didn't even bother altering his weight. Normal gravity would be more than enough for these punks. And then, right as he reached them, he launched himself off the ground, slamming both feet into the apparent ringleader of the group with a vicious dropkick.

"KURONUMA KICK!!!"





Jeremy hugged back when Sid jumped ujp and grabbed him, though notably less firmly, in the interest of not snapping her spine. Once she was back on the ground, the excitement was already mounting in the monochrome girl to quite possibly dangerous levels, and just like back in the old days, Jeremy was matching her beat for beat.

"Yeah! Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah! I'm really big now! And it's gonna be great because I get to surprise everyone! And not just you guys, but all the weird ones out in the woods! Like, can you imagine what the Manotaurs are gonna think? It's gonna be awesome!"

By this point he was practically rocking back and forth on his heels, his smile looking increaingly as if it was going to split his face in half.

"Yeah, lets go! OH, but we should try this the sneaky way maybe. Go in and sit all inconspicuous-like, ya know?" He paused for a moment, suddenly deep in thought, before snapping back to his grin just as quickly. "Or not! Maybe we should just bust in there, grins blazin'! It's a toughy, but I'm sure we'll figure it out in the moment!"

Almost immediately after entering the building, he got a blast of nostalgia so hard he all but fell into the closest booth, waving Sid over to join him.

"Ooooh Sid... Everyone's so big now! I know I saw Ami and Mr Garfield, and that was Robbie right? Idunno if I should just sneak over and ask if they recognize me one at a time, or just shout it so I can ask everyone all at once!"

Truly, it was a great dilemma, especially to someone as hammy as Jeremy. The plans of befriending Amelia's mysterious new friend, meeting the mysterious masked man Sid had pointed out, or discussing the weird stuff that called Gravity Falls home with the lady at the counter were all put to the side of his brain as he struggled with his own excitement. Hell, even the fact that he'd actually been really hungry before running into Sid had ceased to be a concern.

However, after a few moments, he finally regained control, clapping his hands against his face a couple of times to calm himself down. Or as close to calm as whatever Jeremy's normal state of mind could be called.

"Alright, I think I've got it! Operation: Friendship Againship is GO!"

And with that, he got out of the booth and moved to the one closest to Amelia and the other guy, sitting on the further seat so Sid could take the ajoining one.

"Ok, plan, you ask who Ami's new friend is, and then when you ask, she'll see me and be all like 'oh, this is Idunnohisrealnameyet, but hang on, who's your new friend?' and then I'll be all like 'more like old friend!', but in sign language as a hint that I already know her too and then we'll see if she can recognize me or not and it'll be great!"

Of course, being quiet wasn't exactly Jeremy's strongest area, so whether or not anything he'd just said would surprise anyone was really just up to how deeply invested they were in their own conversations.
Alright, not my best work, especially with the bio I'm pretty sure, but it's just about 3am now, and I've been struggling to stay awake so I could finish and post this.



Jeremy was having a hard time dealing with the fact that everyone left. Despite what he'd said about not being able to stop them if he was outvoted, he couldn't deny that he'd really hoped he would get through to them. But nope. They'd left anyway. All he could do was hope that they were good enough with their magic to survive anything the vampires might have planned, at least long enough to get back to the motel where they could regroup and come up with a better strategy.

And in the meantime, he was left with Abernathy.

Cool.

Not that he had a problem with her or anything like that, but even just over the couple of days he'd known her, he'd gotten the distinct feeling that being the sole target of her attention would make things... difficult. As if on cue, he watched her face twist into one of disgust as she came to the same realisation, before he noticed with a type of pre-emptive, tired acceptance that the face making said expression had started transforming, quickly turning into a mirror of his own. Then she started talking though, mimicking him in a voice that was eerily close to his own, and found his face shifting involuntarily into an expression of disgust not unlike her own from just moments ago. Still, he managed to hold back any retorts that may or may not have been on the tip of his tongue and turn back to his work. The next line of taunting, however, was finally enough to get a response from him.

"Unfortunately, I'm still the same age as the rest of you." He sighed, trying to keep his frustration at the whole situation out of his voice. "If I was an elder, maybe the others would've actually cared when I told them not to leave..."

Of course, if he was an elder, he would have tried to convince Deborah not to send a group of inexperienced teens to hunt a pack of vampires who had already killed a number of veteran witches, or at least send a couple of adults to keep them from making the kind of stupid decisions teens tended to think were fine, but he wasn't, so no use fixating on it.

Instead, he would get the joy of being forced to fixate on Abernathy's mockery.

Cool.

"Putting a chair up against the door wouldn't help much when they jump through the window, and we'd never be able to trick them into thinking we aren't in here. Vampires have strong senses."

He paused for a moment, before placing a spare bottle of ink and brush on a small bench next to were he was working.

"If you know any runic scripts you can use for enchantment, you could always help me set up some more wards. Otherwise, I'm not really sure at the moment."

And then came a new line of questioning, which surprisingly wasn't just making fun of him, and he finally stopped writing for a moment to turn and face Summer.

"They weren't, unfortunately." Jeremy sighed. "If they were, maybe I would've actually passed."

However, he hesitated at the other question, briefly wondering how much of a good idea it was to give someone like her that kind of information. A moment later though, and he realised how rude that thought was. True, Summer could be... unpleasant... but he doubted she would be cruel enough to use this kind of thing to hurt him. Surely she wasn't that bad...

"Well, about two or so years after my dad died, our house was burnt down by a vampire. My mom and I escaped to stay with a group of witch families who were old friends of my dad. They welcomed us in and trained me, but in return we would have to help them on jobs, most of which were extermination missions like this one. That's why most of my training was centered around hunting various creatures of the night, as well as other enemy witches."

And then he sighed again.

"Of course, I had never led one of those missions before, and I'm worried that maybe the elders had hoped I would do that here, which would be a mistake, becau-"

And then he was instantly on high alert again, as he heard a faint but distinct CRACK, similar to the sound of thunder.

"Because, skipping all the other reasons I wouldn't be able to lead this mission, I get the terrible feeling that we're not a particularly discreet group for the most part, and I don't think I'd be able to keep a few of us from accidentally exposing magic to the entire town."

He turned back to his wards, supressing his nervousness over the situation. Depending on whether or not he heard anything else similar to that thunder again, he might even need to get his bow and see if the others needed help.



@Potemking@DClassified

Ah, so she'd been spying on Ami, huh? As he thought, Greasy's Diner was defintely the right destination. Not only had he run into an old friend before even entering the building, but he was about to see another one and, from the sounds of it, also make a new one as well! A perfect start to the friend hunt! On the other hand though, Jeremy was a little surprised at the lack of reaction he'd gotten from Sid. She hadn't even sounded surprised at his sudden appearance... Wait, had she somehow figured out about his plans before he'd even arrived? Impossible! And yet, she must have been expecting him somehow, otherwise how had she been so calm at his-

And then she turned around, and he realised from her expression what he'd initially believed to be the result of either some elite spy network feeding her information or potential psychic abilities was actually just her not registering that he'd been a stranger until that point.

Still, she managed to snap out of it after a few seconds, greeting him and wondering how he knew her name, leading him to belive that she might not recognize him. Which again, was completely understandable given the changes he'd gone through over the last eight years.

"Nah, nothing like that." He said, laughing as he did. "I'll be honest, I fully get why you don't recognize me. It's been a good few years since I left town, and I look a little different. Heck, I used to be shorter than you back then, but now I'm practically a walking jungle gym!"

He wasn't entirely sure how much she heard, as he was pretty sure from her expression that she was trying to send her thoughts to him so he could read them with his psychic powers, but before he could do anything other than grin at how nostalgic it all felt, she'd spun around to look at a young man who was wearing some kind of surgical mask with a design he couldn't quite make out on it. As he entered the diner, she turned back to Jeremy, explaining that he was apparently one of her agents, and he mentally returned the possibility of her having formed an elite spy network after he'd left back to the 'maybe' pile. At the same time though, he felt his grin grow even wider as he got caught up in his own excitement once more.

"Nice! Let's get in there then, I wanna say hi to Ami and your new friend too!"
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