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I didn't know I'd have to explain bananas ripening to a woman who clearly had been buying bananas longer than I've been alive.
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I now have a new favorite customer last name, introducing.....McDilda
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4 mos ago
I love that my coworker moo'd at a crackhead after she cussed him out because he didn't give her a cigarette. Basically told that heifer to moooove. XD
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I mean, nothing is stopping ya'll from getting a booster seat
4 mos ago
I love that when I drive, I play a little game... Can the person behind me, see over the steering wheel?
Bio
Hey Girly Pops!
Currently living my best life by being creative and roleplaying!
A few things you should know about me:
I am a semi-literate roleplayer but also I give back what you provide as well, but if I am getting back two sentences while providing a couple of paragraphs, I will get bored of the roleplay fairly quickly.
I won't roleplay with anyone under the age of 18, I personally think that's pretty self explanatory other than the fact that it would be creepy and gross to roleplay with anyone under that age.
I am more than willing to talk and compromise with you during roleplay if you aren't satisfied with the direction of the roleplay and wish to go back and change things that would make things more simple and easier for the both of us if it becomes difficult to remember certain details.
If you want to talk about real life things too, alongside rp, I am fine with that as well as sometimes someone may need that outlet and have someone to talk to and to just keep each other updated is a very necessary thing if something were to happen and things can't continue.
I like doing research during roleplays as well so I can be at least accurate to a time period or way of life or if I can't remember something because that's just me doing my due diligence toward our roleplay and that I will treat it with care and respect.
No God modding unless discussed first, I sometimes don't mind if it is done, if it is discussed first to further push the plot along and give you more to write.
Now onto some odd facts about me:
Astro Girly, Gemini Sun, Cancer Moon, Taurus Rising.
Currently learning and possibly choosing to be a pagan witch. {I've sacrificed an ex's name to river spirits, they love fucking shit up}
Now that I've played Dnd, I can't hardly watch a movie without calling out the roll they did during certain moments in movies and I think its hilarious. I do this on my own and not with others, I'm at least that self aware.
I'm also a high functioning autistic so if I start feeling burnout, I will at least let you know.
My current response schedule can sometimes suck that I'll go a day or two without responding and that's just because after I work, I'll end up napping long enough that I have just enough energy to wake up and eat dinner and then go back to sleep. I am working on trying to make it better though.
Bring Back Mystery Inc.! - A new group of friends or two besties need to satiate their curious minds for all the strange goings on in their hometown. Their hometown being where the original mystery inc. had resided so long ago but it's time for a new generation to take over and try their best to not get actually harmed in their mystery solving because the world has certainly changed since the Scooby Gang took root.
Who Says Villains Can't Have Fun? - Your boy/girl crazy best friend finally pulled the last straw against you and yet still plays the victim to everyone around them because they managed to make more 'friends' than you did. So you're the villain in their story, MAKE THEM SUFFER, or move on with your life. Either way, they are going to find any way they can to keep their leash on you because in reality they were always obsessed with you and how fine you are on your own. Friends to enemies to lovers. Yes, it's meant to be toxic.
Anime I would like to do an rp to: Bleach - Already in a group one but would like a 1x1 if someone is interested. Tokyo Revengers - Someone needs to teach the main character to fight ffs. Gokusen - My OG gangster anime that I used to watch and got addicted to that sort of genre, Crows is also super good. Chainsaw Man Delicious in Dungeon Peach Girl Sugar Sugar Rune Danganronpa Rosario+Vampire All Out! - ALL the dudes in this anime are hot playing Rugby, and yes I do find all of them hot. My tastes are not gonna be the same as yours. Gakuen Alice Haikyuu Shinzo Samurai 7 Inuyasha Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne Eyeshield 21 Full Moon Wo Sagashite Gakuen Babysitters The Way of the Househusband Kotaro Lives Alone Saiki K God Of Highschool Lookism My Little Monster Say I Love You I'm in love with the Villainess Mamotte Lollipop Scum's Wish Kamisama Kiss Lovely Complex Ranma 1/2 My Love Story!! Nanbaka Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun Romantic Killer Spy x Family Tokyo Mew Mew Uramichi Oniisan
[center][h1][color=palevioletred] Hey Girly Pops![/color][/h1][/center]
Currently living my best life by being creative and roleplaying!
A few things you should know about me:
[list]
[*] I am a semi-literate roleplayer but also I give back what you provide as well, but if I am getting back two sentences while providing a couple of paragraphs, I will get bored of the roleplay fairly quickly.
[*] I won't roleplay with anyone under the age of 18, I personally think that's pretty self explanatory other than the fact that it would be creepy and gross to roleplay with anyone under that age.
[*] I am more than willing to talk and compromise with you during roleplay if you aren't satisfied with the direction of the roleplay and wish to go back and change things that would make things more simple and easier for the both of us if it becomes difficult to remember certain details.
[*] If you want to talk about real life things too, alongside rp, I am fine with that as well as sometimes someone may need that outlet and have someone to talk to and to just keep each other updated is a very necessary thing if something were to happen and things can't continue.
[*] I like doing research during roleplays as well so I can be at least accurate to a time period or way of life or if I can't remember something because that's just me doing my due diligence toward our roleplay and that I will treat it with care and respect.
[*] No God modding unless discussed first, I sometimes don't mind if it is done, [i]if[/i] it is discussed first to further push the plot along and give you more to write.
[/list]
Now onto some odd facts about me:
[list]
[*] Astro Girly, Gemini Sun, Cancer Moon, Taurus Rising.
[*] Currently learning and possibly choosing to be a pagan witch. {I've sacrificed an ex's name to river spirits, they love fucking shit up}
[*] Now that I've played Dnd, I can't hardly watch a movie without calling out the roll they did during certain moments in movies and I think its hilarious. I do this on my own and not with others, I'm at least that self aware.
[*] I'm also a high functioning autistic so if I start feeling burnout, I will at least let you know.
[*] My current response schedule can sometimes suck that I'll go a day or two without responding and that's just because after I work, I'll end up napping long enough that I have just enough energy to wake up and eat dinner and then go back to sleep. I am working on trying to make it better though.
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[hider=Rp Ideas]
[u][b]Bring Back Mystery Inc.![/b][/u] - A new group of friends or two besties need to satiate their curious minds for all the strange goings on in their hometown. Their hometown being where the original mystery inc. had resided so long ago but it's time for a new generation to take over and try their best to not get actually harmed in their mystery solving because the world has certainly changed since the Scooby Gang took root.
[u][b]Who Says Villains Can't Have Fun?[/b][/u] - Your boy/girl crazy best friend finally pulled the last straw against you and yet still plays the victim to everyone around them because they managed to make more 'friends' than you did. So you're the villain in their story, MAKE THEM SUFFER, or move on with your life. Either way, they are going to find any way they can to keep their leash on you because in reality they were always obsessed with you and how fine you are on your own. Friends to enemies to lovers. Yes, it's meant to be toxic.
Anime I would like to do an rp to:
Bleach - Already in a group one but would like a 1x1 if someone is interested.
Tokyo Revengers - Someone needs to teach the main character to fight ffs.
Gokusen - My OG gangster anime that I used to watch and got addicted to that sort of genre, Crows is also super good.
Chainsaw Man
Delicious in Dungeon
Peach Girl
Sugar Sugar Rune
Danganronpa
Rosario+Vampire
All Out! - ALL the dudes in this anime are hot playing Rugby, and yes I do find all of them hot. My tastes are not gonna be the same as yours.
Gakuen Alice
Haikyuu
Shinzo
Samurai 7
Inuyasha
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
Eyeshield 21
Full Moon Wo Sagashite
Gakuen Babysitters
The Way of the Househusband
Kotaro Lives Alone
Saiki K
God Of Highschool
Lookism
My Little Monster
Say I Love You
I'm in love with the Villainess
Mamotte Lollipop
Scum's Wish
Kamisama Kiss
Lovely Complex
Ranma 1/2
My Love Story!!
Nanbaka
Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun
Romantic Killer
Spy x Family
Tokyo Mew Mew
Uramichi Oniisan
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h1"><font color="palevioletred"> Hey Girly Pops!</font></div></div><br><br>Currently living my best life by being creative and roleplaying!<br><br>A few things you should know about me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>I am a semi-literate roleplayer but also I give back what you provide as well, but if I am getting back two sentences while providing a couple of paragraphs, I will get bored of the roleplay fairly quickly.</li><li>I won't roleplay with anyone under the age of 18, I personally think that's pretty self explanatory other than the fact that it would be creepy and gross to roleplay with anyone under that age.</li><li>I am more than willing to talk and compromise with you during roleplay if you aren't satisfied with the direction of the roleplay and wish to go back and change things that would make things more simple and easier for the both of us if it becomes difficult to remember certain details.</li><li>If you want to talk about real life things too, alongside rp, I am fine with that as well as sometimes someone may need that outlet and have someone to talk to and to just keep each other updated is a very necessary thing if something were to happen and things can't continue.</li><li>I like doing research during roleplays as well so I can be at least accurate to a time period or way of life or if I can't remember something because that's just me doing my due diligence toward our roleplay and that I will treat it with care and respect.</li><li>No God modding unless discussed first, I sometimes don't mind if it is done, <span class="bb-i">if</span> it is discussed first to further push the plot along and give you more to write.</li></ul><br><br>Now onto some odd facts about me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Astro Girly, Gemini Sun, Cancer Moon, Taurus Rising.</li><li>Currently learning and possibly choosing to be a pagan witch. {I've sacrificed an ex's name to river spirits, they love fucking shit up}</li><li>Now that I've played Dnd, I can't hardly watch a movie without calling out the roll they did during certain moments in movies and I think its hilarious. I do this on my own and not with others, I'm at least that self aware.</li><li>I'm also a high functioning autistic so if I start feeling burnout, I will at least let you know.</li><li>My current response schedule can sometimes suck that I'll go a day or two without responding and that's just because after I work, I'll end up napping long enough that I have just enough energy to wake up and eat dinner and then go back to sleep. I am working on trying to make it better though.</li></ul><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Rp Ideas">Rp Ideas [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">Bring Back Mystery Inc.!</span></span> - A new group of friends or two besties need to satiate their curious minds for all the strange goings on in their hometown. Their hometown being where the original mystery inc. had resided so long ago but it's time for a new generation to take over and try their best to not get actually harmed in their mystery solving because the world has certainly changed since the Scooby Gang took root.<br><br><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">Who Says Villains Can't Have Fun?</span></span> - Your boy/girl crazy best friend finally pulled the last straw against you and yet still plays the victim to everyone around them because they managed to make more 'friends' than you did. So you're the villain in their story, MAKE THEM SUFFER, or move on with your life. Either way, they are going to find any way they can to keep their leash on you because in reality they were always obsessed with you and how fine you are on your own. Friends to enemies to lovers. Yes, it's meant to be toxic.<br><br>Anime I would like to do an rp to:<br>	Bleach - Already in a group one but would like a 1x1 if someone is interested.<br>	Tokyo Revengers - Someone needs to teach the main character to fight ffs.<br>	Gokusen - My OG gangster anime that I used to watch and got addicted to that sort of genre, Crows is also super good.<br>	Chainsaw Man<br>	Delicious in Dungeon<br>	Peach Girl<br>	Sugar Sugar Rune<br>	Danganronpa<br>	Rosario+Vampire<br>	All Out! - ALL the dudes in this anime are hot playing Rugby, and yes I do find all of them hot. My tastes are not gonna be the same as yours.<br>	Gakuen Alice<br>	Haikyuu<br>	Shinzo<br>	Samurai 7<br>	Inuyasha<br>	Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne<br>	Eyeshield 21<br>	Full Moon Wo Sagashite<br>	Gakuen Babysitters<br>	The Way of the Househusband<br>	Kotaro Lives Alone<br>	Saiki K<br>	God Of Highschool<br>	Lookism<br>	My Little Monster<br>	Say I Love You<br>	I'm in love with the Villainess<br>	Mamotte Lollipop<br>	Scum's Wish<br>	Kamisama Kiss<br>	Lovely Complex<br>	Ranma 1/2<br>	My Love Story!!<br>	Nanbaka<br>	Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun<br>	Romantic Killer<br>	Spy x Family<br>	Tokyo Mew Mew<br>	Uramichi Oniisan</div></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b9/a4/74/b9a47446fa6573a2cd50867d76010c89.jpg" /></div></div>