Sillyman59 — Roleplayer Guild

my ONE raccoon will be at the shit out of you and then give you emotional damage.
I'm ready, are you?

bro you killed my raccoon's two friends. thanks @Sky Blue

As rummage woke up, he couldn't feel his legs. 
"w-what?"
as he looked up, he saw one thing. 
his lower half, separated from his upper half. he was dead, and he couldn't do anything about it.
"NOOOOOO!"

Rufus broke down. he stood there, crying.
"kill me, please do."
but as he stood there. he knew one thing.
"this maniac should be served properly."
he looked at Loki...
"by all the people i've met... all the relics i've collected... I'll make sure you feel horrible."
Rufus was a good fighter, but he dealt more in the "fuck you imma make you bawl out tears and realize you KILLED MY BRO" kinda type.
you fucked with the wrong raccoon, bitch

great now Rufus has trauma. THANKS LOKI! also I did read your post.

I was trying to miserably go back and forth in Google translate to make sense of what you're saying
(Jag fick detta från google translate för :(  )

@Sky Blue aight tldr; 
rummage = drunk and has gun
the raccoons rush to stop him from shooting someone
rookie gets shot in the process
(I knew I should've made it longer!)

@Sky Blue in a good or bad way?

as the two bros were laughing their butts off, rummage was drinking more alcohol and... well, got drunk off uranium.
he stumbled out the room, and started walking off... ("stupid rabbit bird. he's gonna see how his flames compare down in hell.)
as he was doing that, the other two were laughin', enjoying their time. 
"DID YOU SEE THAT?"
"what did you think I am, blind?"
insert laugh track here
"that was so funny! right rummage?"
no response.
"rummage?"
no response.
"OH SHI-" as the two started scrambling to find him, rummage was stumbling down the stairs.
as he found his way down to the lobby, he pulled a gun.
he was going to point the gun at the bird, but he was drunk. he instead pointed at a normal joe schmoe, sitting across the bar.

Back to rookie and rufus...
"WHERE IS HE?"
"NOT AGAIIIIN!!!!!"
"wait, don't tell me he's going for the j guy..."
"OH NO"
the raccoons bolted out the room. they hopped in the elevator.

"...so how was your day?"
"...it was good."
the elevator opened near the bar.
"LETS GO! FAST!"
they bolted to see their drunk brother standing there w/ the gun...
"WHAT THE FRICK?"
the raccoons rushed for rummage, tackling him and wrestling him...
"WHAT THE FU-hic THE BIRD CAN SHAPE SHIFT?"
then suddenly...
BANG!

a bullet hole was shot straight through rookie.
"I did it!"rummage falls over and crashes into the floor

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