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1 yr ago
Current I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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2 yrs ago
"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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2 yrs ago
Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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2 yrs ago
And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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2 yrs ago
Boneless wings are overrated.

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@Member 00492

Duly noted, no crazy base in space.
<Snipped quote by Sir Lurksalot>

Power Woman doesn't sleep in a bed she just hovers above the ground. No pillow needed.

Power Woman wouldn't mind a bunch of coupons, sales fliers, or whatever. She is a penny pincher, extreme couponer, one time she "literally" squeezed a dime out of a penny.


Queue Supes breaking out in a cold sweat whenever she mentions the words "Mall", "Shopping" or "Sale" and pawning that one off on the junior members of the league.

Sounds like shit could get awfully metal awfully fast if it turns out the coupons are expired. XD
@Weird Tales
Probably hides coupons, fliers and other crap around the Watchtower in places he knows people will find them too, I bet.

Nothing like crashing down on your bunk after a hard day of crime-fighting only to find that your pillow's been replaced by a six inch thick copy of the Lexmart Christmas Catalogue.
@Simple Unicycle

While the Rookie stands behind him, unabashedly talking with a mouth full of sandwich;

"Vic, you're monologuing again."
@Prints Avoid

Probably my sister's influence. Bit hard to avoid the topic when you run into a psychiatrist every Christmas and thanksgiving, both times being when she's also explicitly guaranteed to be completely shitfaced and angry. XD
@Burning Kitty

What he said.

@Prints Avoid

A psychiatrist is an actual doctor with years of med-school under his belt, a psychologist does councilling and helps you sort out your feelings (Or, in the days of Freud, how everything that's wrong with you is because you secretly want to pork your mom).

One of these is considered a credible field, the other is considered to be run by a bunch of crackpot snake oil salesmen.

EDIT: Aaaand, I'm just now realizing that my guy's gonna probably be the only one in the game with an at least semi-functioning family.

Gonna get some mileage outta this one.
I'm trying to think of who would have helped out my character than eventually brought him into the league. Which of the three would be particularly sympathetic to a criminal who just got in over his head as a kid and couldn't get out. Or perhaps it could be some other established hero who simply wasn't interested in becoming part of the league but encouraged my guy to join.


Supes, probably. What with being a big-hearted boyscout and all.
@Member 00492

I'll have my guy up and finished after work. The amount of obligation-free time I've had of late is at an all-time low. <_<;
@Member 00492

Bah, been voluntold for overtime. Gonna have to WIP this for now.


@Member 00492
I'mma read that when I get the chance, but that sounds pretty close to what I was aiming for- Some guy with immense potential... if he wasn't a chainsmoking, borderline-alcoholic who wanted nothing to do with superheroics and never trained a day in his entire goddamn life until it was abruptly (and literally) beaten into his face.

I'll put a sheet up when I'm off work.
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