Sleeth — Roleplayer Guild

I apologize, I'm finally back to work after being laid off for so long by covid,my time constraints have become much more limiting, I can't hold pave with a group. I should have made the time to say something sooner.

@Eviledd1984 I would be the one responding to it, which I can do. As I said, I was waiting for a full rotation of everyone getting a turn before I posted again.

Grok was removed from the establishment after loudly and in great detail explaining how to honorably disembowel enemies in order to attract mates. @Zanavy :P We can move on

I was waiting for everyone to get a post in, also been out for a few days.

It's painfully accurate, lol

Grok

Any notion that her mention of livestock trading being outdated quickly went over Grok's head, or perhaps it was too much effort to question. "The Sharg is not a place, the Sharg are the blood brood of Grok. The Sharg are strongest warriors! Grok is strongest Sharg!" He wails on at inappropriate volume. A quiet voice can be heard at the next table up explaining how they work with special needs people like their companion.

"Kings are made in duels of death, and great plain-feuds! Grok has tried to advance to assistant manager first, but the Eugene dares not accept my duel." He adds with a tinge of frustration. "None of the Earth blood have honor and accept challenges. Grok has no slaves!"
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Jane Dunham and Co

"Can't even flatter a lady by painting a romantic picture?" The puppet squeaks up with annoyance, having it's arm pointed up vaguely in his direction. It's then dropped down, and Jane takes a moment to articulate it's fingers to point before it's position is restored.

Jane then speaks up in her monotonous way. "At least he's honest about it. The last guy turned out to be reading off song lyrics from a napkin."

The puppet turns it's head to its controller slowly. "That's it!" The arm is dropped, and the puppet looks to Jonathan again. "Tell me, do you like pina colodas, and getting caught in the rain?"

Scratch that, I have to be up early tomorrow, but I'll post in the morning.

I'll post later tonight <3

It occurred to me what would happen in this world if Grok succeeds speed dating with mortals... Or if Jon is gay, I mean either way.

I always wanted to try it, because it's always funny on TV and the like. Not sure I could convince my wife to go speed dating for the Lulz though :P

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