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9 mos ago
Ya know, I didn't think the start of March would be greeted with a some guy in HD2 falsly accusing me of stealing his machinegun and tking me as well. But here we are.
2 yrs ago
Just found out my left kidney wasn't done and decided I needed to deal with a second stone before I even passed the first one.
2 yrs ago
Kidney stone blocking the ureter...yay...thankfully only 4mm so it don't need surgery, just some meds. But that pain I felt is certainly not an ideal way to wake up.
3 yrs ago
Lightly fried fish fillets
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5 yrs ago
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain
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Bio

Shattered but somehow still whole.

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Welcome to my gizmo, you may call me Sly. Lets get a few things settled before you set about seeing if anything catches your interest.

Important Things

  • Be 18+ in general. I am in my late 20s, so the idea of RPing with a partner under 18 makes me uncomfortable.
  • I have other hobbies and interests outside of RPing, which can pull my attention away for varying amounts of time.
  • Really couldn't care for your writing skill, post size, or grasp on English. So long as you are putting a genuine effort into it, and enjoying it, you are more than welcome to play with me.
  • My post sizes are dynamic. Mainly in response to the situation in the RP, what you gave me to work with in your post, and how inspired/creative I'm feeling. Though don't think this works into infinity, I cap out at around 5 paragraphs. And for those that use post size as a deciding factor, I average around 1.5 to 2 paragraphs.
  • My focus is in NSFW RPs, everything from smut to hardcore/extreme violence. Primarily smut though. Along with darker themes such as drugs, abuse, and mental illness. Though I do occasionally have more lighthearted stuff that comes to mind.
  • I will not run my RPs outside of the site. This means RPs will run here, primarily through PMs.
  • Kink/fetish friendly. Though that doesn't mean I'm without limits, I've got a few. But kinks/fetishes are hardly required.
  • Gender pairings are MxF and FuxF with occasional forays into FxF and FuxFu. I will state if its FxF or FuxFu. And I personally prefer to play Fu or F characters. Fandom pairings will almost exclusively be OCxOC, my interest lies more in messing around in the world than messing around with a certain canon character.
  • I pretty much only use anime/manga styled art for characters and ask you do the same. However I am also willing to do written descriptions if you want to RP but don't like that style of art.
  • When it comes to inactivity from you, I tend to wait for a week or so until I ask whats going on. Assuming you've been online the whole time anyway. Not being on the site for days at a time has more leniency as I understand life does take priority over hobbies. Along with things happening outside of your control.
  • I'm fine with coming up with ideas on my own, but I do like to hear what my partners think up. So feel free to share ideas if you have any.
  • I write characters in third person and I ask you do the same.
  • I've since come to terms that I sometimes cannot easily express what I'm wanting in a written out idea. So I will post both basic pairings and more detailed/specific ones. The latter will be put in hiders for easier navigation.
  • And finally, PM me if interested. I will ignore anything posted here outside of mods telling me to change something.


Now, if you've made it this far you are one of two people. Cool dudes that read all the above and are still willing to check out what I have on offer. And not-cool dudes who skimmed/skipped reading it. If you are one of the not-cool dudes then all I have to say is learn from the cool dudes. If you're a cool dude, thanks for being a cool dude.

Moving on from that, the reason you are here is down below. But first, a key to help guide you. As a rule of thumb, if a symbol isn't present then its safe to assume that RP will not have it by default. You can certainly suggest something be included though.

❤ Smut is a primary focus of the RP. May or may not be a reason for why its occurring at all. Reason will be written somewhere within if there is one.
✦ Violence is a primary or otherwise readily present theme. How violent it is can be discussed, such as how detailed the violence will be.
☄ There is one, or more, kink(s) and/or fetish(es) at play that are central to the RP in question. Basically these are things that cannot be negotiated out of the RP as it was thought up around them. Obviously will only be seen alongside the smut symbol. And I'll write somewhere that implies what is at play.
☁ Dark themes and/or topics at play. Will depend on what other symbols are present. On its own or if paired with violence its a grimdark or grimdark adjacent RP. Doom and gloom type stuff. Can also means horror. If paired with smut or smut-kink pair its most likely involving dark kinks/fetishes. Though it could also involve a overall dark world or horror alongside that stuff, such as the world being dark is why things are happening. In general, I will have what to expect written out in some way.
♻ All of the above are present. Don't think I'll use this one too often. But its here just in case.












Basic Ideas:
❤☄☁ Barotrauma or something Barotrauma inspired, but lewd and degenerated.

❤ YC sought out a housemate to not feel so lonely in their house. Didn't expect such a friendly and loveable shortstack to apply. But after giving her the tour, she wanted to live with YC and YC accepted. Antics to ensue after she moves in.

❤☄ I play a character who got drunk and made a really risky bet with YC, and lost. Now is their property. She fully intends to honor the bet even if she was drunk when she made it.

✦ Something Rimworld like. World on the very fringes of civilized space. Sci-fi frontier.

✦ Payday-ish. Start off small with a two person crew and grow it. Pulling off bigger and bigger heists in the process. But not in the Payday universe, we can make up our own wacky stuff.

Basic Pairings. Bolded role is the role I'd prefer to play:
❤☄ Parent x Neet/Hermit Daughter
❤☄ Aunt x Niece/Nephew
❤☄ Sibling x Sibling (blood related)
❤ Human x Goblin
❤ Human x Kemonomimi/Monstergirl
Sidequest: Scritch ear


Objective updated: Survive
But the important question... Who takes longer to get ready in a morning lol


Bets are on Pascal.
Hmmm, my head noddle finds this interesting. Possible interest.

I was thinking human but you know what? Shame on me for thinking so in the box! Yes humanoid kingdoms are welcome!

Does this mean catgirls as well?
I joke
I've stopped by to say I am going to be dropping from this.
Well...damn.
Someone else made an Ochimusha.
@FrogRFlowR
Valeryia smirked at the dragon's remark about trying her seduction on her. "Is that a promise?" She asked in a bit of a seductive voice. She knew what the dragon was going for. But it didn't hurt to still put the invitation out there.

@Hammerman@Dark Cloud
But now that it seemed like the commotion caused by the Oja-clan noble had died down, and the noble himself was more relaxed than just moments ago. She sought to go around and introduce herself since now seemed as good a time as any. Plus maybe it was better to introduce herself first. Then go looking at plants. And since she already met Kerry on the way over, her first choice was the bunny. Because not only did she sense that she was a caster of some sort, but as a bonus she'd also get to meet one of the male monsters since he was near her.

Win-win in her book.

Upon getting closer to the pair, she spoke in a pleasant tone. "Hello, my name is Valeryia Harjula. Its a pleasure to finally get to speak with you since I know my appearance earlier was not ideal for greetings." And now that she was closer to the pair, she noted how cute they both were. Which had compelled her to hold them in her wings, but restrained herself from doing so. For now at least,
Valeryia was glad she arrived when she did, that cavalry was quite aggressive. They seemed very determined to break her barrier once it was up. Though maybe it was them being upset they were denied killing the group? Didn't matter now though, they had found relative safety here. And weren't pursued either, though that was unsettling as it didn't make much sense to her. Still though, she rested for a bit before going around camp to patches of flora that caught her eye. That was the first order of business as she'd not pass up any opportunity to find something unique. Next would be meeting everyone, and at the same time being nosey with the men she initially assumed to be human. She could tell now that they instead were Yokai.

And at first all was going well enough. As so far, she'd found no flora that was really unique. But it still interested her nonetheless. Being able to document what grew here would still be fun. Then it took a turn for the worse when she was run into by the man who had been yelling earlier, the same man she'd ignored earlier assuming he'd just keep yelling from in front of his tent.

What a wrong assumption to make.

Now she was face down on the ground as she was bent over a bit when the man crashed into her. Along with the fact that she was not at all expecting to be run into. So could not brace her fall in any meaningful way. But in this somewhat compromising position, she could still hear him yelling and threatening a fight, so Valeryia did the only thing she could. Rolled onto her ass and faced the man brandishing his sword, spreading her wings a bit in readiness for whatever he decided to do next.

Though after a bit, the group managed to calm him down enough to make him lower his sword. And also seemed more focused on the group than her as she'd initially thought. Causing her to become a bit more relaxed and start getting back onto her feet, which was a bit of a process for her. Easily could've taken flight from her position to get back on her feet. But not only would that kick up dust and small debris that could annoy the group as a whole, but also possibly agitate the already upset swordsman as he might see her taking flight as a threat.

@FrogRFlowR@Rezod92
She did join the conversation as she struggled to stand up again. "The hornet has a point. Trying what you did on an island native isn't going to help." She quipped, having watched how she approached and attempted to deescalate the situation with seduction. It was somewhat comical.
Bastard Saintess has my interest.
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