Sombrero

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

@Sombrero
Hey could you do me a favor? Don't let any of them know I'm actually a sane individual who decided to run an amateur social experiment. I want Derpino to think a lunatic actually tried to curse him to be eaten by predatory clowns.

@Mardox

They may find out eventually. Delta, Claw, and Swift use this site periodically, and Aman was online just recently.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Going to college soon, so my qualm is pretty relevant.

Fucking safe spaces. Fuck anyone who conceived and put the idea in motion.

@Ebonsquire

Hey, sometimes people with shaky self esteem need a place where absolutely nobody can disagree with them, and not everyone can afford a basement these days.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

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What REALLY interests me is RPing kids, such as middle schoolers. I mean, c'mon: imagine some 10-12 year old kids investigating crimes, or the same characters fighting monsters. Their adventures, to me, would be so much more interesting than the adventures of teenagers because their challenges are compounded by their age. You can't beat a guy up with a baseball bat as a 10 year old; you have to think your way out of the situation somehow, or else fumble through awkwardly.

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@Shorticus

I'd argue that everyone's capable of beating the shit out of a great deal of people that are a great deal bigger than them when they have a baseball bat, so long as the other guy doesn't have a baseball bat as well. I mean, sure, you might have trouble with Big Boris the 300 pound stock character, but so do most people.

Edit: Ohhh.... You mean the guy that they can't beat up has a baseball bat... I understand the things now...

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Oh yeah that place.... I sort of went full immersion with the character of Mardox on that site just to see what it would be like if an ancient Dark Lord was goofing off on the internet. Quite a few of them hated me.

@Mardox

Quite a few of them thought you went insane, since it was so difficult to get you on the same plane of in-character that we were on at first... That feel when you try to conquer the land, but the land conquers you.

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@Shorticus

NO! I will stand my ground! I will not be oppressed by the legion of Animal Crossings! I will also never explain myself because then we can both be very irritated with each other and it will be something worth bitching about!

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Magical beige-colored plane?

@Mardox

The one with the Penguinite clone army, brony dragons, and wolf-gods in i-
Nevermind, I should probably stop derailing the thread when it's very possible that you were just being impersonated by Hardox and Bardox the whole time... I'm not insane, this was all an actual thing that happened on the internet.

Re-rail pls no lock:

You know what I hate? That one Animal Crossing game. Actually, I hate all of them. Especially their attempt at Mario Party.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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I have never before heard of sandwich sex. What site did you see me on?

@Mardox

I'd like to think that's been a prominent point in the portayal of my forum persona over on that magical beige-colored plane, but perhaps I didn't get to show that as often as I'd hoped.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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I can only imagine how one could sexualize sandwiches but do I dare venture down that dark corridor?

@ClocktowerEchos

It's much easier to sexualize dark corridors, but...

I've spent more time than I should've considering this. Actually, it's a subject I'm well-versed in. I think it really comes down to whether you would rather have sex with the sandwich or become highly aroused by the taste of the sandwich, but preferably not both... At least not with the same sandwich. I'm sure @Mardox has heard all about this kinda thing and has been trying to forget ever since... Unless someone's been impersonating him on other corners of the internet...

Anyway, back on the subject of complaining, one of the little cousins just stamped on a permanent marker, filled the house with ink-stink, and I have to mop it off the kitchen floor. Balls!

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Could be worse.

Could have been furries or wooden chair fetishists.

@ClocktowerEchos

Though I'm not one to call any of these things cancer, wouldn't Monster girls be worse in comparison to these three? I mean, certain ones are pretty much just furries, and I'm sure there's a Tsukumogami Monster Girl for the Chair fetishists, but, whereas genuine fetishists of inanimate objects are few and far between _{#GrilledCheeseBacon&SwissIsMyWaifu} and furries are just cartoon characters, Monster Girls are both common and sheerly sexual/pornographic in nature.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

I certainly don't expect a seven dollar buffet to taste like a meal Genghis Khan would stop conquering the world for.

@Shorticus

I feel like Ghengis would feel less motivated to conquer the world if his experience with everyone else's food was horrible, to be honest. Why rule that shithole when they eat noodles that give you diarrhea!? Nothing good can come out of that, you'd just be placing unnecessary burden on yourself. On the other hand, if he had some really great Chinese food after months of horse steak and war rations, Khan probably would've pole vaulted over that goddamn wall and conquered every restaurant himself.
_{The Mongols probably didn't have to deal with the Great Wall, but it's just not as hilarious without the wall in the way.}

⟣ The Golden Tree Hotel ⟢

@HHHippo

"I've met some other longtime survivors, who lived this long by embracing reality's broken-ness and adapting equally strange methods. There was this guy I met on an island once who thought he was Kokopelli, and he, uh... Sustained himself by making these 'respawn plants' out of monster hearts. I could actually make them for you free of charge, if you bring me any." He sighed, as if exasperated with this and every situation he's ever been in for a long, long time, " You can learn a lot from the loonies out here, it's like there's a dimension for every kind of crazy and they all work together..."

@Eviledd1984

A woman in a raincoat was trying desperately to put out the fire, but it wasn't working. "Have you seen my son!?" she asked, worriedly, "I've been looking for so long, he went into the fire and I never saw him since..."