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Wishing a relaxing weekend for everyone. Take some time to be kind to yourself, to unwind, and to have some rest. <3
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I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France. De-Brie everywhere.
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that elder scrolls / mass effect roleplayer

I put a spell on you

“I am nothing in my soul if not obsessive.”



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My thoughts, if you're playing an 'ugly' character chosen from a faceclaim to simply go against the grain, you're doing it for the wrong reasons.

Play the character you want to play. The one that's running around in your brain begging you to bring them to life in a story - whether they're a trope, beautiful, ugly, an alien, a microbe idk. Play the character that makes your soul sing, and write them well.
I'm ready!

I'll be rolling a Sorceress whose specialty is the mastery of illusion magic :)
Will get to work on my cheeky trickster enchantress!

So who else is eyeing up that other Witcher spot?

I some ideas percolating, potentially one for a female bear school witcher, but I figure I could morph the character into a Cintran mercenary of some sort and still keep most of the stuff I liked about the concept.


As poo poo beans as it is, with the exception of Ciri, there are no female Witchers, and women are not put through the trials.

Edit: I have read the Cat school allegedly trains women. Whether they make it, who knows.
I don't think I'm good enough for a Witcher. I'll probably either be a sorceress, or (more likely) an angry, disaffected Temerian.


I think you're not giving yourself enough credit and would write a fantastic Witcher that I would love to see, personally.
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Excellent! Valker of Kerack from the School of the Wyvern reporting for duty.

credits to @Stormflyx for the photoshopped image


Oh!

I remember doing that :D

Guild Headquarters
Bruma
19th First Seed, Evening





As rain heaved and fell over Bruma, the late evening scent from within the sturdy walls of the guildhouse was peppered with petrichor and the rich hue of a rich vintage red, firewood, and burning herbs. A thin wisp of smoke circled the edges of the guild office and the window was propped open with two slender legs hanging out out. Skin the colour of a storm clouds that graced the sky were catching the cool heavy droplets before running and falling to the ground to sink through freshly turned soil..

“Close the window, you’ll catch your death doing that,” said Dro’Sintaba as he glanced upwards and observed her for a moment, hung upside down from the sill, her legs hooked outside. There was a curled pile of red hair like a pillow beneath her head. He sighed, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose, magnifying his piercing eyes in the dim warmth of candlelight.

The Dunmer did not look back, instead she was shuffling through a pile of parchment placed out across the floor before her. “Death can’t be caught, my friend. She simply waits to embrace us when we’ve reached the end of our road.” Ivy responded calm as calm, drawing a finger underneath a line of cursive on the paper.

“This Sinalare, she’s interesting you know,” Ivy mused aloud, “Been a prisoner of war - she’s resilient then, been through a lot… Excellent skillset too I’d say. Wager she’ll be a fantastic hire, work her way up the ranks very quickly.”

Dro’Sintaba shook his head incredulously, sighing from his nostrils. The chair beneath his huge form creaked and his ears flicked back in response. The Khajiit placed an elbow on the table and ran a finger under his chin. “As long as she isn’t mouthy and doesn’t answer back. I don’t know if I’ve the patience for trouble, Ivy…”

“If you didn’t want trouble - ‘haps you shouldn’t have hired the Nord woman, you know… that one” Ivy said as she wiggled her toes. “Werebear… Could be a liability.”

“She wants to cure herself,” Dro’Sintaba answered with a shrug of his shoulders. “And besides from that she seemed dedicated, strong… Low maintenance…”

That made Ivy scoff, but there was no bad intent towards the girl. “Make your mind up, you pick and choose what you like, don’t you?” she laughed, at the hypocrisy.

“That I do…” the Khajiit responded before taking a long sip from his glass.




“It’s good that we’ve got a healer,” Ivy suggested - far from the window now. Cross legged in the centre of the Khajiit’s bed. The same parchments spread around her. Dro’Sintaba was still in his chair, unmoved. He shot a fierce glare in Ivy’s direction that anyone else might have balked under, but the Dunmer seemed entirely immune.

His voice was then a restrained growl, touched with impatience while he blinked slowly and tapped a finger on the side of his goblet. “No ideas,” he replied with a finality. They’d been over it already. Anyone else might have thrown a fit to hear the woman laugh after that, but as she was immune to him, he was immune to her.

“If nothing else, he’s older. Knows how to talk to the youth… He might in some way, assist in the disciplining should we need it,” Ivy said with a motion of her hand as she placed the parchment to the bottom of the pile.

Dro’Sintaba wanted to warn the Dunmer not to push her luck, but he thought better of it. The sound of rain and distant thunder was soothing to his ears as the rest of him enjoyed the warmth of the hearthfire, and the warmth of the wine even more so. The pleasant lingering burn through his chest to his stomach. “Maybe,” he shrugged.

After a longer while, Dro’Sintaba lifted his head slowly from the papers to glance at Ivy. “What of the young Nord? Of Megana,” his lips parted into a smile and there was a twinkle in his eye. “I like her, she’d make a good squire I think.”

Ivy frowned, “she’s not to be your little runabout slave - she’s a grown woman with ambitions and aspirations.” Suddenly, a bony finger extended to point at the Khajiit - who spread his arms under the accusation from the Dunmer. “If I’m not allowed to go about having ideas, nor are you. She’ll attend to jobs just as much as she’ll assist you.”




“La’Shuni….” Ivy breathed out, with a smile on her lips. She reached to a small copper bowl and plucked out a handful of berries, picking at them one by one as her eyes traced the parchment. “I like you, La’Shuni…” she muttered, feeling her cheeks pull inwards at the tartness of the fruit.

From across the room, Dro’Sintaba spoke up; “what was that?” he asked, a crease against his brow. “Did you say something?” he asked, reaching for his goblet again and finding only the last dregs of the red in a tiny pool at the very bottom. He sighed, feeling a heaviness in his chest that made him cough abruptly.

Ivy lifted her head at that, sour berries had her squinting as she observed the Cathay-raht clearing his throat before pouring out another glass. “Steady on Sinty…” she uttered, before looking back at the one named La’Shuni’s application. Intrigued, she added it to her small accepted pile. “I very much look forward to meeting another Khajiit,” she declared - loud enough for the guild leader to hear.

“Ah,” Dro’Sintaba said in a strained tone. “Yes, yes. The maiden historian, yes?” He added with a wave of his hand.

“Mmhmm,” Ivy replied with a nod - her lips stained vibrantly from the berries. “We shall need a scout, and a scholar of sorts is always useful to have around. If you have a squire… Perhaps she could be mine. I feel… I feel happy when I think of her, like there’s a nice pull between us…” Ivy explained happily.




Dro’Sintaba laughed.

He laughed hard until his chest swelled again and his laughter turned into another bout of coughing. “This…. Godsdamned dust in here,” he wheezed, rubbing his chest with the back of his hand, laughter fading away. “Lifts-Many-Boulders… We’ll see about that.

“Don’t start with that,” the red-head replied. Rolling her eyes, a hand falling to her hip as she stirred the pot that sat over the open flame. A soup of some kind bubbled away filling the air with the inviting tang of onion, mushroom, and a bone broth. “He seems… Softer than he looks. He’ll be an asset to this guild - both in his strength and in his vulnerability. He’s a protector,” she added, looking over her shoulder at the Khajiit who was still hunched over his desk.

“Well,” Dro’Sintaba huffed - his chest suddenly puffing out as he shot her a cursory glance, a spark of anger flittered over his eyes. “What am I? Chopped liver?” he spat, offended.

Again, Ivy simply laughed.

“You’d rather sauce yourself and sign papers and you know it,” she shot back, lifting the ladle from the soup to point it in his direction, dropping a generous splash of the food onto the floor.

Dro’Sintaba didn’t answer for a while, simply shrugging at the soup strewn across the floor and returning to the last of the pages.

“This mage… Taril… He seems like trouble, like he’s some kind of flirt,” the Khajiit said with a raised brow and curled lip. He grumbled something under his breath, and Ivy glanced back again.

“Oh yeah?” she asked, a smirk on her lips. “Threatened are you?” she continued - pushing her luck.

He chose not to answer that. He chose to ignore it, but truthfully it did bother him. A reminder of his lost youth in the form of a young adventurer with the world ahead of him. The Cathay-raht turned his head to the window, sighing long at the obscured moon behind the clouds, nothing but a brightness was the indication that it was there.

“Well, we can always use another mage… The other Argonian seems interesting too. An apprentice smith. If we ever grow… We’ll need craftsmen.” He sighed, rubbing his eyes from under the frames of the spectacles. That was the last of them.

“Well, Ivy… Pin the names to the town notice board come the morning. We’ll see if they even still arrive…”

Ivy nodded, tucking a strand of unruly hair behind her ear as she poured out two bowls of the soup, the steam warmed her cheeks and was hot enough to make her blink. It had been a long night, and still there were some on the pile that perhaps one day would walk through the doors and be welcomed to Dro’Sintaba’s guild. But for now, just a small handful. She hoped that they would be comfortable. That her efforts to clean and make the guildhouse warm and homely had been enough. That they would like it just enough to stay.

“Oh they will my friend. They will.”



Guild Headquarters
Bruma
13th First Seed,
Late Afternoon




“Go on. Say it,” came the low and rumbling breath of the dark character - buried beneath the hood of his felt cloak - a pair of bright green eyes peaking out. He was much taller than his companion, tall as she herself was. Even hunched over at his broad shoulders, he eclipsed the slim Dunmer stood before him.

“Say what?” She asked, pointed ears twitching as she stepped forward, barefoot as always, a long skirt billowing around her ankles as a string of beads tinkled. The Dunmer woman pushed back her own hood, the collected raindrops falling to the floor with a splash.

The Khajiit sighed, weary. “The place is a shit hole, say it.”

That made her tilt her head. She simply observed him leaning up against what she made out as the hearth of the living area. It was hard to tell in the gloom, and everything was covered in dust, too. Her full lips curled upwards into a smile, and a twinkle passed across her scarlett orbs as they softened. “It’s not so bad at all, Sinty.”

My name is Dro’Sintaba.,” he retorted quickly, nostrils flaring with an aggrieved huff. He rolled his shoulders forward and sighed again - like he was forcing every drop of hope out of himself. Deflating.

The Dunmer tutted and rolled her eyes, boldly, in his direction. “That’s what I said!”

She stepped back towards him, forcing her own arm through his, joining the two of them at the elbow. He relented and followed her “It doesn’t smell great, you’re right, but if you let me light the lamps, it’ll burn the stench from the air - have patience my friend.” She added with a smile, showing her teeth, and a dimple in each cheek. He warmed at that, releasing the tension in his shoulders.

With a snap of her fingers, a controlled flame soared beside her and the first lamp lit up. After circling the room, performing the same trick over and over, the chill left the room and a warm glow lit it up in its entirety. The plush furniture was blanketed in cobwebs, dust, and dirt - but it was there.

It was clear it had once been loved.

“Just a quick bit of cleaning here… We’ll have a lounge for our members to relax in…” The Dunmer trilled, leading the Khajiit around the room again. “And through there…” A slender finger pointed to the archway separating this room from the next; “we’ll have delicious feasts every night!” she giggled, her ears twitching again.

“You think so?” the Khajiit asked, his fouler mood seemingly mollified for the time being.

The Dunmer tilted her head, narrowing her eyes coyly. “Oh, I know so…” she purred. Walking now towards an actual door. “But this room… This is the one you really liked.” As if permitting him to walk forwards, she let go of his elbow, and took a step back.

Excitedly, Dro’Sintaba pushed open the door - finding himself in the larger room as he stepped beyond the threshold. A generously sized bed was placed in one corner, a long and sprawling desk had been set up in front of a large window. His eyes widened as he paced through, straightening himself up to his full and impressive height. “That view…” he exhaled.

The Dunmer then followed him in, humming in agreement. “Beautiful, I know.” She remarked, making her way across the dusty rug to the window to release the latch. “The forest beyond this window will carry the scent of pine on a breeze, right to you.” She blinked up at him, smiling again.

Dro’Sintaba pushed back his own hood at last - revealing his dark fur, and the painted stripes across the bridge of his nose. There was a whisper of a smile on his countenance and he nodded. “Thank you Ivy,” he said heavily, unable to meet her gaze with his own for that moment.

She understood how much it meant to him.
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Mission Rolling Guidelines

When partaking on a mission, several outcomes will be presented which the team must roll for. An individual roll must be made - for which the mean will be calculated and the outcome will be decided on this.

For example;

Ivy - 7
Dro Sintaba - 15
Venwen - 17
La'Shuni - 12
Meg - 20

Total - 54
Mean = 10.8 (11)

The scenario outcome is then based on the result and where that sits on the scale. Please note - low roll =/= negative result. Nobody will die from rolls.
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