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It honestly feels like it's 1979. And I wasn't even around then
2 yrs ago
"That's kinda gay bro" -Socrates, 420 BC
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Hi :)

Me when I first got here: owo what's this?
Me 1 month later: I live for smut.

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>Name: Ashley Smith
>Appearance: Old af
>Goals: To infiltrate the Martian Mafia and discover their sinister plans for galactic domination.
* bounces around dumbly *
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Aaaahh
Did she just say ten gold?

"It was me! I shot the dart!" Sprizzy leapt out from behind the wheelbarrow, eager to collect his earnings from the rescued damsel. "I dunno about this 'job' or whatever, but I will humbly accept that ten gold you mentioned. Yep, no need to thank me. I mean, other than with that gold of yours." He hopped towards the singer, heroically stretching out his hand to accept the payment.

@VeyrinDay
Sprizzy snickered as he snuck away with the sword tucked in his arm. Another day, another easy pickin'. He headed out the tavern door, unsheathing the blade to get a good look at his prize, swinging it through the air playfully. Definitely worth a good buck at the market. Grip felt real nice too, maybe he'd keep it as his own. As he frolicked about for a bit, he suddenly heard screams from nearby, and took position behind a wheelbarrow to see what was going on.

Apparently it was some thugs chasing a defenseless woman, trying to rob her. Wait, wasn't she that singer in the tavern everyone was annoyed at? Well, unfortunate situation for the lady, but it wasn't really Sprizzy's business. He wasn't about to risk his life to save some... well okay, she was pretty hot, but still, those brutes looked tough! The risk versus reward was most questionable, as he pondered whether to do anything.

Suddenly someone else joined the fray... it was that girl he had just swiped the sword from! Sprizzy watched with amusement as she reached for her sword and found nothing, snickering at her confusion. He almost felt a little bad for her as she had to resort to using her dagger. Almost. Eh, maybe he could help them out, just a tad bit... He pulled out a sleeping dart from his belt and carefully aimed it at one of the thugs, and threw it at him.


Lurking by a shadowy corner, Sprizzy spots an easy mark distracted by the prospect of a job. With a sly smirk, he casually ambles towards the unsuspecting half-elf and attempts to rob her of whatever he can get, without anyone noticing. That shortsword at her hip looks like it'd go for a pretty penny at the market.
@spiral origin Nope it's purely optional, read the IC first post for the rules.


Alright then! It's just the status was changed from Jump-In to Apply so I thought I had to apply somewhere first. Expect some dumb post from me at some point soon!
Hi, I'm down to join! I'd like to play as a drunk patron, please. With a ridiculous mustache, obviously. Do I apply by posting a character in the character section?
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