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5 mos ago
Current i hear dies irae bells ringing in my ossicles every time i claw from the dirt and peer wistfully through the rpg tomb doors thinking, "one last job..." another bony finger of the monkey's paw curls up
3 yrs ago
i can't believe it's already christmas today
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4 yrs ago
*skeletal hand emerges from an unmarked grave* the drive thru forgot my side order
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4 yrs ago
Imagine having an opinion on rpg dot com
4 yrs ago
Let’s play a game where you try to sext me and I call the police
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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: February 1, 2025]


I'm too old for this shit and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I earned a 4-year English degree, work as an English and writing tutor at a local college, a communications copywriter for a non-profit, and I'm a development editor at an academic publishing company. That means I word good.

I like literature and poetry. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy emphasis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite moments have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy. Sometimes though that door swings the other way and I lean into the whimsy while sneaking in moments of vulnerability.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind. Unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. Sometimes that gets in the way, like in the case of blacksmith character I wanted to make but felt compelled to study up on blacksmithing first (don't fall into that trap, no one really gives a shit).

It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of literary movements and schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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I'm looking forward to interaction between Perry and Mauve. I get the impression they would butt heads a lot.

I've always assumed that Dust was more ammo efficient than traditional projectiles, like bullets, at the trade off of not instantly killing someone in the brain.

I GOT THE SHEET DONE BEFORE WORK, YIPPEE!

Perry, as in periwinkle.


I mean, that was kind of the idea, like how you already referred to Coco's weapon. Then you got someone using a trumpet and Raver Girl On Wheels, and sniper rifle scythe (I kinda wrote a historical essay once on why using scythes as weapons is impractical) - it sounds like the RWBY universe hasn't set the tone for being serious until someone died, so I figured I would add to that color and charm.

Oh, and nunchuck pistols! Wukong steals my heart.
Making my huntress. Might finish her tomorrow, or the next day, but she is definitely coming. Midnight shifts kill me.

Just wanna give you a heads up: I'm a bad artist. I also wanna know if you're chill with this weapon.

I wanna play a vampire can I Allen can i
Nobody's got any love to give these old bones? Nobody? Fine...
Here's a character for the back burner - or not to be used at all. I just liked the idea so I worked on it. Finished on my phone so it might needs some edits, but enjoy Ms. Hypothetical.

I hope he shows. I had plans for Faruq...

Uh, non-sneaky plans. Yes. He will definitely not be stolen from by every meaning of that promise, no harm to his fortune whatsoever. At all.

No, seriously. We were entertaining the idea that Faruq fought with Finch's father.
So, Finch never got a picture - but that's alright. Because now, with the help of ESO, I present to you: Finch! Since his clean-up, so no rags. This was the closest outfit I could get in-game.

Finch doing his sneak thief thing.


Finch running from the long dick of the law.


Probably shooting that centaur again.

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