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1 yr ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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1 yr ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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3 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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3 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
3 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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@PaulHaynek

I'm personally torn between Draconia, and the Desert Lands.

By sequel, do you mean a direct continuation, or something like a very far future kind of deal?
Makoto listened to this Maria lady for a few minutes, before suspiciously narrowing his eyes at her. 'She's nuts.' he thought to himself, holding his face in his palm. She had all the speech giving abilities of the 3rd place runner in an election, and a whole lot of delusions about...saving the world? Putting his hands at his side, Makoto's installed Caster class card re-materialized in his right hand, and his appearance reverted back to normal. Running a hand through his hair to make it a little more presentable, he beamed at Maria. "Mhm, sounds good to me. Servant Class: Caster. I'm Makoto. Let's all try to get along with this world saving business, or whatever."

'This seems like a good chance to get cozy with some mages. You said they wouldn't like me practicing alchemy, right?'

'Yes...it seems that, despite being an institute founded on education and knowledge, they keep their practices, and existence secret. You would most certainly not be welcomed warmly. They bear a strong aversion for the Caster class as well, due to their enhanced magical abilities.'

'Alright...so, no doing alchemical party tricks in front of scary looking wizard men. Got it. ...Zosimos, if you and me fought a mage...'

Before he could finish his question, Zosimos flatly said: 'Fifty-Fifty. Depends entirely on their specialization. Despite being a caster class, I only have resistance to electrical mana. A death curse, or a sufficiently strong curse of any kind would destroy us both.'

Scratching his head, Makoto figured his plan was still decent enough. Even if it was relatively short-sighted, it wouldn't do him any good to make an enemy of someone with the resources to hire goons, and run cleanup. Glancing outside, Makoto silently crushed the card in his hand. "Include." he said, as an incredibly thick leather-bound book materialized itself into the hand leaving his pocket. "Juuuust a second." he said, slowly approaching Maggie and Virgil, as well as the personnel outside. His posture was relaxed as he flipped through the book, the contents looking like utter gibberish to anybody not well versed in Egyptian...consequently, that made it all gibberish to Makoto as well. Approaching the three Ratatoskr men who were outside, he waved at them passively. "Yo." he said, before standing between them, Virgil, and Maggie. "Let's see here...Oh, this'll work." he said, before crouching down. His eyes were trained on Maggie and Virgil, and his breathing slowed.

'Visualize the immaterial. Breath in. Breath out. Empty yourself, then fill with the other. ...Okay. Magic Circuits, on.' he said in his mind, as the image of wave splashing against a rock surfaced in his mind. The Magic Circuits within his body, having been activated from his contact with Zosimos, sprang to life. Though low in quality and quantity, he made up for it by having the mind of a master guiding him through every step of the process, every minute detail flawlessly perfected as he drew a circle in chalk before him. 'Material Composition: Primary Carbon...' a gargantuan list of materials swam through his mind, as dust from the ground gathered towards him, even rolling itself out from the bottom of the shoes of Ratatoskr's agents. Atoms reshaped themselves, bonded, divided, changed state entirely, until materials interwove to create...

...A...plush replica...of Xerxes?

Picking up his six foot tall plush, Makoto unceremoniously chucked it right over Maggie, the plush suddenly booming the pompous Persian king's laughter. "AHAHAHAHA!" it boomed out from a small voicebox within. Wiping a bit of sweat from his brow, Makoto waited to see if that'd work, erasing the circle he'd drawn with his shoe. He just hoped that Berserker was really, really easily distracted. At least, to buy that Assassin card holder enough time to escape.

@PaulHaynek,@Restalaan (YNG)
FF5353

At first, today was going to be good. A day to beat the odds, for man to triumph over nature, for dreams to come true. But now...now it was more like as if today was entirely set up to give false hope, and a whole lot of heartache. Magnus felt his heart soar when he saw Kyle, and, just as Kyle plummeted, he felt as if his heart was burning in his stomach, eyes looking on in horror as he fell. "KYLE!" he bellowed, before running, undoubtedly a bit slower than Yang would, given her size. Arriving just after she would, he stared in horror as Kyle's body was made visible. Shakily approaching, it would become very clear to Yang that Magnus was unaccustomed to death of any kind. His pained expression held the eyes of someone innocent to the world, clear tears streaming down his face and onto his chest and the tufts of silvery hair that spilled down past his shoulders. "K-Kyle..."

Dropping to his knees, Magnus carefully pushed the rubble of the plane away from Kyle's broken body, taking great care not to have any of it fall and crush him. Staring in absolute disbelief, Magnus slammed his fist into a tree that wasn't supporting the wreckage of the flying machine, leaving a massive dent in it, and a noticeable tilt to its stance as it pitched a bit away from Magnus' blow. "T-This can't...he promised...you promised, Kyle." he muttered quietly, his nose leaking a bit as he held Kyle's torso up a bit with one arm, wiping his own tears and snot with the other to keep it from falling on him.

Shakily rising to his feet, Magnus gulped, trying to swallow his own sadness as he gingerly picked Kyle up. Covering him as best he could with a length of cloth, Magnus looked to Yang. "I...C-Could you...get someone in town? H-He wouldn't want to be seen publicly like this..." he said, trying his best to remain composed and failing, his eyes puffy and red. Magnus stopped talking or moving suddenly, before he started weeping. "T-T-Talia-a-a..." he groaned through his sobs, sinking to his knees.

...Today wasn't a good day.





@PaulHaynek
A9A9A9

Nephele was thankful that she'd spent time reading "Horses for Dummies" in anticipation of her future life on the road, but actually driving a wagon was a little nerve wracking. Every bump felt like certain death, and every time the horses looked away, she was afraid they'd just run in different directions. Her worries were unfounded it seemed, as the horsed obeyed her directions. It wouldn't be long until Mahigan was in sight, and she could rest easily knowing that Talia could be saved...hopefully.

Nephele agreed that someone had to stay with Talia, but felt that she could certainly find someone faster than Neil could. Before she could object however, Neil was already off, her protests left unheard as she sat at the head of the wagon. Left alone with Talia, Nephele was glad to hear the Cyclops speak, turning towards her and smiling as she spoke. "It certainly was good that he found you. And erm...this is a set of spare clothes Neil had on hand. I hung my dress out to dry at the guild, and had no other clothes available." she explained, turning around to give Talia her full attention. Smiling at the cyclops, she said: "We'll find someone. I'm certain," as she felt that, even if he was weak, Neil was most certainly dependable. He'd pull through for Talia. And, Nephele would pull through for him on her research. Now, she had to keep Talia occupied with some small talk. "Might I ask what you did for a living before joining the guild?"
@Lmpkio

Doing good. Just filled out my applications for University today.
Oh man, I'm so sorry for poofing there. If I still may, will get that CS in for you this week!


No worries, stuff happens. Spot's still open for you.
Alright, final result is in favor of not having a discord.
If Yang and Magnus go to the crash site, they would find the mangled and broken remains of the flying machine along with the equally mangled and broken corpse of Kyle Charlston.



THE GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START GODDANGGIT!

Well...time to think about just how sad Magnus is gonna be.

Also the language is cool. I think, I ran it through google translate at one point, but I forget the source language.

So... what floor's the research on, out of curiosity? It might have been hinted at before, but my memory's bad :/


Seventh Floor. 'Tis where the tentacles are attacking at the moment.
Let me know if anything is confusing. Also, since i never really got a definitive tally, I'm gonna put a strawpoll up for the discord thing.

Please vote
Solitary Confinement

@GarlandDaHero,@Guess Who,@AdmrlStalfos19,@Sunbather,@Hyyde322,@Kal-El

Lost in the flow of things, Perkeo kept trying to speak up, only to be cut off by an actually important, or just overall sensible suggestion. A such, he opted to keep his mouth shut, but did turn to Homura, a smile on his face. "But of course! I too, have something important to retrieve. I know the way, thankfully. They stripped me of my belongings and threw me up here right away. We'll find your mask there, Miss. As well as my instrument." he said, turning and following the trail that Vandesdelca was blazing.

Satirra's ability to dig, she would find, was still for the most part repressed, as was Sasha's magic, and the other members of the Solitary Confinement crew would similarly find that, for the most part, their Ether-based abilities were returning, but at an incredibly slow pace. Belladonna's flower petals were the extent of what SHE was capable of, and as such Satirra would feel that she could certainly make a large dent in the floor, but not be able to go through the cobbled stone beneath her claws. As such, joining back up with the others as they walked was likely a good idea. The guard she had kept alive and unconscious wasn't getting up for some time, though lingering would no doubt give more guards a chance to show up.

As the group would progress downward, more guards making their way to the lower floors would get caught up in the whirlwind of armed prisoners that had broken loose, many of the Higher Security prisoners having been let loose and clearing a significant chunk of the guardsmen from that area...albeit at the cost of an alarm being pulled. Sirens wailed as the entire prison was put onto high alert, a radio broadcast suddenly coming in through the stolen devices the group had. "Attention all Personnel, you are hereby instructed to permit no airship to enter or leave until all prisoners are...Executed. Patrols 16-45 are to put the dock on high alert, and inspect all suspicious persons. The Seventh Floor is a priority for Defense, and as such all personnel stationed above are to report there immediat-" the broadcast was cut short, as sounds of steel cutting and screams echoing filled the airwaves. "...Worthless." Another, more gruff sounding man said as he spoke over the airwaves. "This is Warden Derrick. All soldiers: Fight to kill. All Prisoners are considered Expendable. All of them are to be terminated, effective immediately. Fourth Floor is mine. Bring anybody you can't handle here, and I'll handle it."

The air seemed to fill with dread as the soldiers that fought back against the prisoners started striking with lethal force. Now that they were getting serious, it would be reckless for such a small group to rush headlong into dozens of guards unarmed. Perkeo, ever a fan of the Pansyfist route, quietly started to move towards a less noisy path down the side-hall, beckoning for the others to follow him. Even Van and Satirra could see that there was little way to just bust through there, and the wall of bodies between them and the guards was quickly diminishing. It would be a long way down to the first floor...especially since the Fourth Floor had only one exit, and only one entrance. And standing there would be the Warden himself. They were currently on the 15th floor, and going further down would give more time to let their Ether-Abilities restore themselves to something closer to full capacity. Of course, those who wanted to didn't have to follow Perkeo at all. Understandable, really.

[Note: I'm not going to make you guys go through each floor, stopping between them. Just be aware that you can storm through as much as you like, but the only floors you're required to stop on are the 7th, and 4th floors.]




Research/Testing

@Suku,@Enkryption

Marshall's intimidation was fairly effective on the already panicked researcher, but the other just remained at least calm on the surface. The calmer one winced as the blood from the wounds on his face met the open, choking air of the prison's lab. "Keep it in your pants, Freak. You might be immortal, but Derrick's in another league. Even then, one of the 13 is here right now. You're not walking out of here. ...Whatever. Get me a radio, and I'll get your death warrant signed." he said. "...What are you talking about? No Primals exist in this part of Tyragrande." the more composed one said, while Marshall got a radio from a guard.

Using his limbs as best he could, he fumbled a bit to turn the radio on and said: "S-Sir, this is Sohlt, lab crew. We've been taken hostage by a-"

"This channel is for military personnel only. Last I checked, you weren't military. And definitely not worth my time." the warden said dismissively, before the sound of screaming could be heard over the radio.

The more...mentally unhinged scientist started wailing. "WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" he cried out, before Sohlt sighed. "Can you PLEASE kill him already?"




Running was a wise move on Skathi's part, though it did leave the woman somewhat baffled. "...Does she think she can escape?" she asked herself aloud, before snapping her fingers, the sound of glass breaking echoing through the 7th floor before she said: "...Seize the erune holding Griever's power. The contract binds, and the beast abides. Thy name is Charybdis..." before a violent bolt of lightning struck the top of the prison tower, the air becoming choked with Water Ether as the storm outside grew worse and worse, a deluge of rain erupting around the Prison Island. The water beneath the tower grew choppier and more turbulent, before those on the lower floors would see the body of a Primal Beast.

It emerged from a whirlpool, a spiral of white and blue on the surface on the water, before the hole that lead to the depths was devoured, replaced by a horrifying mixture of teeth and flesh, eyes and tendril, as Charybdis rose from the depths. It slowly spun as it arose, its full length spanning over 200 feet, its mouth wide enough to swallow an air ship, and its tendrils, all eighteen of them, were as thick as a male Draph. Floating roughly 40 feet above the water, those below could see the long, almost eel-like tail that its body ended in, smooth and covered in a strange frill traveling the vertical span of it. Many unblinking eyes, clouded in a milky white haze slowly turned to the Seventh Floor, two of them breaking through windows and suddenly barring Skathi's path. Blindly, the creature fumbled, slamming its tendrils against the cobblestone floors in an attempt to feel where she was.

Many guards immediately turned tail, fleeing from the Seventh Floor, only for a few of them to run straight into a tendril and be reflexively flung back out of the prison, into the awaiting maw of the Primal Beast looming outside. All those on the upper floors could see it, but those at the bottom would only notice its tail, and how quickly the morale of both sides was up in the air as Charybdis moved. Its sole target was Skathi, and it soon sent more tendrils in through the windows to try and bar her escape. Now, she would have to cut her way out.




Prisoner Belongings

@Shizuochan,@Burst,@Skyrte

"...Worthless. This is Warden Derrick. All soldiers: Fight to kill. All Prisoners are considered Expendable. All of them are to be terminated, effective immediately. Fourth Floor is mine. Bring anybody you can't handle here, and I'll handle it."

"...Craaaaaaaap..." the Erune woman said as the announcement was made, before the earsplitting sound of thunder arrived, and with it, an even bigger problem. Literally, figuratively, it was really, really a much bigger problem. "WHAT!?" she questioned in surprise as she stared in a mix of terror and awe. "T-That thing...that's not even a monster, right? That's one of those Primal Beasts!" she said, sounding absolutely terrified. Not only was that thing just...waiting outside, it was smack over the runway that airships would need to use to take off. A larger airship wouldn't be able to get enough space to make it off the island without diving helm-first into the saltwater below.

Out of the corner of his eye, Arno would see his pride and joy, the Akula. Having been locked and chained up in the airship dock, it seemed that, judging from the various tools and parts lying around, that someone had done some digging into his machine while he was indisposed. It wasn't trashed however, and he could tell that given an extra set of hands and a few minutes time, he could get it flight ready. The only problem was that standing between them and it were the multitude of guards and prisoners, regaining their will to fight, albeit now much further away from Charybdis. "Why does something like this ALWAYS happen to me...?" the erune woman said, holding her head in her hands. "...We're doomed." she said, before the four of them would be made aware of a very small presence...

"...What are you doing?" a very, very infamous Harvin asked, standing a good 20 feet away, a blood-soaked dagger in her hand. Who would stand before them, but Sielma the Butcher, one of the 13 Heads of Zweite. "Soldier. Why are those two not dead? And why are they in possession of their things?" she asked, her gaze cold and affectionless, deep-set bags under her eyes as she glowered at the four of them with suspicion, already on guard. Her hair was shaped into a tidy bobcat of lavender hair parted by the left, her hair sticking up in the center of her crown and curling to the right. Her skin was pale, unnaturally so, almost a snowy white that made her purple locks stand out even more than they already would.

The erune woman froze entirely, her voice catching in her throat as she trembled, having heard the rumors of Sielma's frequent alchemical and magical experiments, often using orphans and dregs from the streets, as well as personal enemies of her's. Out of all of the 13 to meet, she was undoubtedly one of the ones most lacking in any sort of empathy or compassion, merely giving the four a cold gaze as she walked over. "I asked you a question." she said, looking to Gilvan. The group would need to think fast to lose her. Fighting was an option, but where one of the 13 reared their heads, guards would surely flock.
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