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1 yr ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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1 yr ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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3 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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3 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
3 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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"How had it come to this?"


A simple question crossed the gnoll's mind as he stared not at the boy baring his miniature fangs, but at the deep cut the woman behind him had suffered. Suffering enough to drive a human child to attack a full-grown gnoll, with stumbling steps, shaking hands, and a knife he believed was a sword of legend. All the while the word "monster" was spat. A cursory glance of the scene to his side, of the crossroads, of his options, of his very future, Bren spied a gnoll footprint.

"Had one of his own brought this suffering?"

A deep, low growl escaped Bren as he considered the possibility, before returning to the present situation. The boy and girl were scared to death, and their mother was fading fast. He had seen this sight many a time in his home, of families soon to be rent asunder. And this time, Bren had the power to deny this parting. Without missing a beat, Bren would pick up the boy's dagger and slash it across his own palm by grabbing it, the tough hide ensuring it was as shallow a cut as a knife could manage, but still show that blood had been drawn.

"Child is strong. Bested me. Bren bound by honor to save. Brave child, raise head," Bren said, before suddenly scooping the two up with a swift motion, holding them in one arm, while effortlessly picking the mother up in the other, keeping her head level as he started to run. Run, with all his bestial might, to reach Goldrun before the mother lost her life. He had sufficient coin for a healer, he thought, and wouldn't take no for an answer from the children. Pressed once more against the boy's hand was the dagger that Bren had harmed himself with, the gnoll's blood on the blade. Run and run, Bren would fly until dirt became cobbled road, and until he caught the scent of a healer's herbs ground into powder.

Liliana


[@Breakthrough Crew]
This plan was going great! Until it wasn't!

Whimsy was snatched by one of the warriors that had gotten the least amount of rock in his briefs, who proceeded to show Liliana that Shizuyama's mud definitely tasted worse than the mud from her home. (No one must ever know.) But still, the little fairy was struggling to breathe, about to try and size trick to get out of this sticky situation when who else but Ayu arrived. Pulling Liliana from the mud and even brushing a bit off of her, Ayu would see that Liliana had looked genuinely scared for a moment, before she giddily hugged the human spymaster. "Ayuuuuuu! Thank you thank you thank you! I promise, you can come along on whatever adventure you wanna! No more worrying from me. That guy didn't know what hit 'im!" the fairy blubbered, happy to be saved.

Still, there were more heads to crack, and this time Liliana wouldn't be in a good enough mood to use Whimsy's flat side. "Alright busters, you've got no chance now! Let's mess them up, then go help Shizuka and everyone else," Liliana proclaimed, before once more taking flight to assault the Varjan soldiers.


Eula



Wordlessly, Eula watched the interrogation, a seemingly coldhearted onlooker to the swear, and the life that was to become forfeit.

That was, until Sorae found her naginata unable to budge those last few inches, the automaton's arm held at its full length over the warrior's shoulder to grip her weapon with monstrous strength, preventing it from finding purchase in Kana. Sorae could almost feel Eula's eyes staring a hole in the back of her head, her grip firm enough to snap the naginata in twain if she exerted a bit more force.

"Lady Sorae. I promised no undue harm would come to her. Just because she swore on her life doesn't make it forfeit. If anything, sparing her will prove an important point. You are not like the barbarians that have come to slaughter. You have come for justice. Not vengeance. Correct?" Eula pleaded, hoping that she could let Sorae's conscience decide Kana's fate. She had no idea what Sorae had gone through...and yet, she was sure, this senseless killing would only cause her further pain.

"We have the map. That will suffice."


And, my CS do be complete! I wasn't sure if the weapon was okay or not, so please let me know if anything needs changing.

Liliana


[@Breakthrough Crew]
In spite of making her way through the rain as fast as she could, Liliana didn't get to the manor before there was already a huge crowd of Varjan soldiers at the entrance. Judging from the smoke, either someone was having a barbeque inside the building, or someone had just set it on fire...

But, either way, Liliana had a feeling she didn't want to go in just yet, nor should she. After all, in tight quarters, all these Varjans might overwhelm her friends, and make escaping impossible. It wasn't a glamorous, knightly kind of job, and the rain was cold and sucked, but Liliana had a feeling her fight was out here with these mooks. And, while normally she knew a proper knight fought his enemies head on, well...

She was getting bored of these dullard dummies and their tincan armor. And had no respect for people who were so cruel to prisoners. So, as such, she would just quietly whisper: "Whimsy, Blast 'em!" and pointed her sword at the crowd, more than willing to let Whimsy do as she pleased when it came to dishing out magical punishment. Which, the world tree splinter gladly used the opportunity to smolder at her tip, before a small tide of magma erupted, causing steam to billow around Liliana as it surged forward, slamming into the Varjan soldiers. While it didn't last long, the magical magma would not only not wound the Varjan shield line, but would even harden around them in the deluge of rain.

Now with the shield line thoroughly stuck from the waist down, Liliana would brandish her sword along the broad-side, and whacking Varjan soldiers across the back of their helmets as she dashed along them. "Wakey wakey, Varjans! Its time for you to get your ears cleaned out!" she taunted, sticking her tongue out and getting ready to face down the partially immobilized shield line with Whimsy at her side.

She just hoped that her friends were alright...though, judging from the krackaboom sound of lightning, she had to assume Io was just fine with the others.


Eula



Eula didn't know much of Sorae's reputation, but did at least have enough trust in her to not execute a hostage needlessly. "Please relax. I won't allow you to come to harm prematurely," Eula said, gently letting their freshly captured noblewoman on her feet, while standing by to allow Sorae to conduct her interrogation. "We are not barbarians like the Varjans are. We simply seek information."

Eula held a hand on the ropes, more as a measure against her running away than in a bid to keep her confined. "We are searching for the killers of Clan Tokinomiya. Do you have any information about such persons, or an idea as to where we could find information?"
Room for another?

Liliana


[@Breakthrough Crew]
With her attack successfully landing and Liliana’s pride swelled to bursting, the tiny fairy couldn’t look smugger as she floated over the rafters, rubbing her index finger under the bottom of her nose, before almost getting blown away by one of her new minotaur friend’s swings, an entire bed getting thrown against someone from the slash. It was high time she got the heck out of there, seeing as this entire little squabble had turned out pretty pointless, if not a little refreshing.

Liliana wanted to say goodbye to her Minotaur friend but, in all likelihood, the spell would wear out soon and whisk him back to…wherever these cows came from to begin with. Maybe home? Hopefully home. Plus, she imagined he’d be a little miffed at her for magicking him away from his exciting life of presumably very manly, beefcake-oriented activities. Like, punching meteors, or something. He looked strong enough to do that. Her attention was snapped outside the barracks though as she heard a strange chanting…na-krantz, or something. Liliana knew that didn’t sound like any of her teammates, so that must mean they were caught in a brawl with some of the Varjan mages they were warned about.

The fairy knight didn’t have much time to think it over, and decided to dash out, engaging her human size to not get immediately shot to the ground in the rain as she flew. ”Hold on everyone…I’m on my way!” she thought, gliding as fast as she could over to the manor.

The battle grew quiet as the minotaur was left standing amidst a pile of corpses, shattered weapons, destroyed furniture, and walls on the verge of collapse. His rage was dying down, enough to regain his senses, and feel the slight tingle of the many minor cuts he’d received from his tensed up muscles being hit by the Varjan’s steel. Cracking his neck, the minotaur would look out the door just in time to see Liliana fleeing, while his own body started to glimmer and grow transparent.

’Guess this was temporary, then. …Hope that wherever this is, that they can beat these guys back once and for all,” he said, sitting down while he disappeared, taking his helmet off just enough to exhale steam from his nose. In just a moment, he’d be back home…wherever his home had become.


Eula



Sorae was quick to demonstrate her prowess as a warrior, somehow able to dodge the attacks of the Varjan warriors in her strange, but effective, crane-legged fighting stance. Perhaps she was simply dodging so minutely that she appeared to not be moving? It was a powerful technique to be sure, one that Eula couldn’t understand in the slightest.

But, their quarry was quickly escaping from the scene, even with her arms completely bound. Eula would speed after her, already far-outstripping the average warrior in speed, let alone a woman without much combat experience or physical training. In the blink of an eye Eula would be upon the woman, grabbing her by her bound arms and gently lifting her up. Now in the automaton’s grasp, the woman would find that Eula was surprisingly gentle, making every effort to keep the woman from injuring herself, or being injured by Eula’s grip. ”Subject secured, Sorae,” Eula said, raising a hand and shooting a stun bolt at one of the remaining Varjans to ease the fight up on Sorae.
Vivian


@AzureKnight(VRA), @Rezod92
Vivian was quickly knocked back from Kazenosuke's skillful deflection, and reminded of how it felt to truly compete against a master of their craft. Kazenosuke humbled himself, as he was dancing with his sword as his partner. Compared to the three of them flailing desperately just to land a hit, this was...embarassing. A one-sided affair. As such, Vivian would take it upon herself to correct it. A dance wasn't only conducted with the legs...it needed the entire body in harmony.

Gliding past Kazenosuke, right to Vară, Vivian would promptly slap her rear before she began her next attack, clapping her frozen hands together once after. "What an unsightly display, Vară. Should a lady of your standing really be so enraged merely from so slight an insult? You can't best him swinging wildly. Nor can I. As such, its in all of our best interests if you, the sneak, and I coordinate better. I have speed, you have power, and she has range," Vivian explained, hoping that her chilling waking up call had at least gotten Vară's attention...

Even if, admittedly, she was really happy she did it, solely due to leeching enough ambient heat to feed her for a few days. Seriously, this girl ran ridiculously hot. Turning her head to Zeta while she planned out their conjoined attack, Vivian would call out with: "I don't know a single thing about your powers, but...utilize your range as best you can. Don't let him breathe between our attacks."



Matsuri



While Matsuri's plan had worked, one of the armored goons was a lot faster than she was expecting, catching her by her wrist and poising himself to hack her ears off! Letting out a yelp of surprise, Matsuri knew she had to act fast...but what could she do against a soldier in full armor from this distance? Her papa hadn't really taught her how to fight especially well, and she'd lost her range advantage...she couldn't even slip free of the man's iron grip. But, she did still have a few tricks up her sleeve. With all the speed she could manage, she manifested a Starlight Sparkler and ignited it with her magic, swinging her free hand to wrap the stream of light around the Varjan axe's shaft, slapping it away as his hand came down with the intent to swing.

Spared from that blow at least, Matsuri would struggle against his grasp for a moment before remembering the most important self-defense tactic that one of her many aunties at the fireworks factory told her:

"If a guy won't take a hint, just go for the groin!"

And so she would, winding back a kick and slamming it into the groin of the Varjan soldier, unaware that, on average, even a fledgling mamono was several times stronger than the average human. Might need to go to a smith to fix his family jewels, but for now, Matsuri would use the window she'd created to back off from the brigand, running away from him. As long as they were focused on her...maybe whoever was thinning them out could take care of the rest!
Hector Wyland


@PaulHaynek

After only a single day of training, Hector felt like every single drill sergeant that he'd been through had nothing on Ruecian. Whereas they mostly barked orders, Ruecian was the type to go: "You should be able to dodge this after a while" and then slam you into the ground at full force with magic. And after they were done, he'd boast that the next time he wouldn't have to "go easy"! As if the dislocated shoulder and pounding headache the day after weren't signs of the magus having all the delicacy of an avalanche handling a tea set. But...it was fruitful, at the very least.

Covered in bruises and with his back feeling as if he'd carried a boulder with it, Hector had gained serious understanding of two things come the days end: The explosive power a Magus unleashed in combat, and how to react quickly to a magic-oriented threat. Ruecian was leagues above him now, but Hector had managed to dodge...once. Just once. And then immediately get hit afterwards. But it was still a sign that the marksman wasn't just taking his lumps without the lesson. In spite of the fear that next time Ruecian was serious about not going easy on him, Hector was thankful for the lesson.

Or at least he would be if his face wasn't swollen up on the right side on the day THE Inquisitor Pensworth was arriving for an inspection, along with Tethys Zaerado herself! And despite that, it felt half of the tower barely understood the significance of their arrival, with some actively squabbling and displaying improper manners, even in the Inquisitor's presence. Hector on the other hand stood at military attention, chin up, chest out, shoulders back, and stomach in. And, once Tethys spoke after Grisha and Alexandra's introduction, Hector felt a cold bead of sweat roll down his neck. Introductions were in order, and Hector was eternally grateful that his fellow Flugell noble Einer had presented a perfect opportunity to interject in the shotgunning of self-introductions.

"Right you are, Einer," Hector said after the bard, giving a respectful military salute. "Hector Wyland, former Corporal of Flugell Reserve Company 6-2." An introduction that served to identify his duty and past experience rather than his birth, not like he didn't think it was important, but to an inquisitor, a blue-blooded nobleman had as little protection or meaning as a street thug when it came to investigation. Even Hector's own father cowed to them, and Hector had learned well enough to do the same.
Liliana

[@Breakthrough Crew!]

Now that she was fired up, Liliana had no intention of losing to this jerk. The fairy would swing and swing, until her sword suddenly clashed against steel, the champion kicking her away with a surprising degree of coordination. Was he hearing her movements somehow...? Or feeling the change in air pressure? Liliana wasn't sure if that whole "hearing kind of warrior" speech was just him hyping himself up, but either way, Liliana had some tricks of her own.

Coming to a stand-still mid-air, Liliana would remember what she learned from the training session with Shizuka and run her hand along Whimsy, two fingers coming to rest atop the blade's edge as she channeled her magic through it. Just because he could block hits while blind didn't mean he could counter effectively. Especially not with Liliana barely making any noise amidst the tide of chaos that the barracks had become. Now, it was time to end this in a single strike.

"Gaia Hazard..." Liliana thought to herself before shrinking down to her regular size, now far quieter as Whimsy surged with power. The very same technique they'd all practiced a few days ago, the mastered art of swordsmanship that Liliana had clumsily adapted to her own techniques:

"Heavenly Strike!" Liliana called out, aiming straight at the Varjan's torso less than an inch away from him, a tremendous burst of Whimsy's power concentrating on a point the size of a needle, before Liliana grew to full size just upon release.


Eula


Somewhere past the wilds, Eula and Sorae had come upon sets of footprints leading them directly to their desires quarry. Gloating over it like a hunter before a large buck, now was likely an optimal time to spring an ambush on them. Eula would assess rather quickly that the firethrower had to be taken down quickly, lest indirect fire roast their would-be-rescuee.

Then, Sorae posed the question of whether Eula wanted the warrior to go this fight solo. Eula didn't consider that for even a moment as she adjusted her left hand, turning on her stun gun. "I have no problem fighting. I am simply incapable of causing direct bodily harm or loss of life to humans. Incapacitation however..." Eula would take aim at the Firethrower, prepared to stun him immediately to start the engagement. "Preparing to incapacitate Varjan caster, Sorae," she said in a quiet voice, prepared to synchronize their assault.
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