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King TaiOh god, I've been thinking about doing a guild podcast for a while now. Didn't think there was anyone else interested in such an idea. I support the idea of being discussion oriented, and having several people discuss something tangentially guild related for a period of time.
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STATUS: It's definitely weird coming back here after realizing I've cut ties or lost touch with basically all the people I've known from here, which were all some of my closest friends on the internet. 3 yrs ago
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It's definitely weird coming back here after realizing I've cut ties or lost touch with basically all the people I've known from here, which were all some of my closest friends on the internet.
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4 yrs ago
It's been a while, and It's good to be back. Let's see if I can get back into the swing of things.
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5 yrs ago
Join my new RP, Kodomo-O-Eru Acadamy For the Tsukamu Artes! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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5 yrs ago
and can we please have an answer for Summer's important question: Can we ban me for being one of the straights?
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5 yrs ago
Summer clearly wasn't taking it personally. If anything, it seems more like you are, friend.
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Honestly, I might have to jump out (even if it is just temporary) to focus on school. This year is shaping up to be a shitload of work.
THE MAIN CHARACTER
THE MAIN CHARACTER stood impatiently, tapping his feet and humming a dank tune that involved being unable to wake up, while waiting for the grand god Harambe to bestow his secrets upon the CHOSEN1. Sadly, even after several seconds of waiting, MC's hopes were lost, and he resigned himself to the obvious fact that he was somehow wrong. No! That was impossible. Could the great Harambe somehow be late? Or did he assume that some other fleshy creature was more important than THE MAIN CHARACTER? Truly, the fault lie in the hands of someone other than MC.
Having cleared his conscience, MC looked around the dingy alleyway that supposedly allowed for plot-convenient moments. How true was such an idea? An odd place like an alley allowing basically anything to happen, really? MC was starting to become skeptical of his own legends, which wasn't that terrible, considering there were over 1337 of them. Whilst deep in thought, MC decided to let his senses of lesser interest take control, specifically his sense of smell, which seemed to find something inherently peculiar in this shitty mortal realm.
What was that scent? It was so alienating, yet so clearly familiar, as if that scent was always with him, yet also never so. Oh, yes, of course! It was the scent of B l u e! What else could it be? From this obvious bit of information, MC inferred that Harambe had to have appeared nearby, teleported by the vari embodiment of B l u e.
So, THE MAIN CHARACTER looked at the building next to him, a shabby hospital, seemingly constructed just for such a plot-important event, and, with all of his determination about him, ran into it, gunning for the large, glorious god.
Eventually, he found a conglomeration of many buffoons who paled in comparison to the glorious power of THE MAIN CHARACTER. What he found was a clown, a large idiot with bad hair, and a grand patriot, all seemingly being lectured by the great and powerful Harambe. Yes, it was clearly him. That aura, that power, that majestic form of one who had truly gotten kid.
As soon as his eyes had rested on the form of Harambe, MC's hands shot down to his pants, eager to unleash his respect for the god. Yes, it was a grand custom that MC had grown up with, "Kids out for Harambe". All hail, all hail. But, no, this was not the time for such formalities, and THE MAIN CHARACTER was sure that both he and Harambe knew that. MC put his hands to his side before kneeling down before the god, speaking with a high regard for the grand being.
"Oh great and powerful Harambe, I am the CHOSEN1, THE MAIN CHARACTER, the one who is destined to GET ALL THE KID. Will you teach me in your ways, oh great gotter of kid?"
THE MAIN CHARACTER
Here he was, THE MAIN CHARACTER, the most important person in the entirety of reality, ever. He was more commonly called MC, or his real name, Main Character. MC found himself riding on the exposition train of convenience, a wonderful method of transportation that allowed you to exposition dump on the viewer in exactly the amount of time it would take to actually ride the train.
Today, MC was listening to the audio-book for "LEGENDS OF THE GRAND CHOSEN1, Volume 420." and more specifically, the section that tells of THE MAIN CHARACTER's trials of finding the grand Harambe, who would grant him the ability to GET KID. From what he could discern, what he needed to do was stop at Generic City No.9, and go down plot convenience alley. There, he was sure to find Harambe, well, if this volume of his glorious tale was correct. Given that there were over 666 different versions of the tales of the CHOSEN1, it was vari likely that he was somewhat incorrect. Though, after giving it a second thought, MC realized he was probably right, since he was the fucking MAIN CHARACTER.
After finishing his exposition dump, MC found himself in Generic City No.9, walking through the many streets and alleys that look exactly the same as any other Generic City, hence the name. Eventually, he found his way to plot convenience alley, where he simply waited for the appearance of the grand Harambe.
I, personally ship @VarionusNW's voice and @TheTwistedOne.
My voice gets more action than I do. #ForeverAlone
I ship VarionusNW and the sweet embrace of death. Hi.
This thread is burning. Will we be able to salvage anything from the embers?
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