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3 days ago
Current Caught a nasty cold again, sucks bruh. Feel like a sack o' rocks covered in sludge
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9 days ago
Tax returns~ Getting me some €90 back from over-paying the goverment. Nice. I can afford FOOD!
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17 days ago
Weeekends go by so fast, it almost doesn't even feel real
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25 days ago
Had me dear old dad help me clean out the PC today . So much dust... Thanks dad, love ya, old timer
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29 days ago
There is doom and gloom and things go boom, in Dexter's lab~!
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.

Most Recent Posts

Jesus we are at 1300 OOC posts. That's absurd!

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Of course, she wolf. Typical!

Oh, well EXCUSE ME, princess.

Then I suppose THIS is better.

@Silver Carrot
Non-meme theme songs? In
MY
good Christian stream!? D<

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oooh, I sniped the 1,300th post.
TAKE THAT, LEMONS!
Hah, there's even a Miyuki in Yumeiko's theme video. xD (Xalt's)


I mean, I picked it for more than one reason... :P
Nooooooooooooooo, but I nhaven't even gotten to fondle know the horse-girl yet! D:

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Also!





4'6".

Tiny wife is tiny.
Also, ya'll should probably add those numbers to your actual CS'es, since that'll be a lot easier to check than trying to sift through the OOC to find these numbers later on.
Miyuki's chest is one size fits all~
... Except for, y'know, the whole writing down all your thoughts and stories and making them into "fiction" that he can sell to his publisher for his own reputation and profit.

But yeah, y'know, free.
... The only person who needs any therapy here is the resident random neck-muncher... *grumbles and gives Velvet a side-eye after looking at business card from a certain foreigner*

... And maybe the girlw ith anger-issues.
Jeez, you're all so sad! Everyones just SAD!
Velvet's sad, Suzy's sad, Theria's sad that Suzy's sad, Qaymu's sad, Iris is sad, Max is... Well, Max is always sad, but in a different way. Ya'll sad!

Why can't you guys be more like Ryu and ENJOY life? You know, sleep for a few centuries, gobble up some knights, roast some village(r)s, use a volcano as your toilet. You know? Carefree and stronk liek ox!

... Also, just outta curiosity, do you folks prefer horse skewers, or horse haunches? Asking for a friend.
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