The little chance to cause some chaos gave the admissions officer some thoughts to amuse himself with while waiting for the inevitable next weirdo who would knock on his door.
"I wonder if someone is waiting out there..." he said as he turned his glance towards the doorway only to gasp in surprise as he noticed that someone was already inside the room.
The weird-looking girl stared at him with a wide smile, she was unlike anything he had seen before."Uhmmm... Hello?" he noticed she was holding a scrap of paper that seemed like an application, so he pointed towards it. "Please give me that..."
"Heya! And sure. Here you go." the girl handed over the paper, only for the officer to notice it was half-eaten.
"This school is pretty nice, giving us free snacks like this," she added.
The admissions officer took a deep breath, calmed himself, and nodded. "Right and your name is ... uh... what the..."
"Racuginatza Lincanotl Yon Contedzi Iratza." she nodded.
"Right uh... Yon." it was the only word of the name he could pronounce.
Age was in a numerical system unknown to him, looked like a teen, so good enough. She wrote Lady in gender, good enough. Nationality was Moon?
"Yon, it seems you forgot to finish your nationality. I am guessing Moonlight Glades? It's the nearest place in the federation with Moon in its name. Unless you are foreigner, you do look a bit... odd. Maybe from a tribe in the Full Moon Canyons? They are into all sorts of trends..."
"Uh, no, just the moon.""Could be Moonpeak Passage, or maybe you just misspelled the Golden Moorlands?"
"No mister I am saying I am from the moon.""Montagne de la lune, Mondschrein, Dvorets Goluboy Luny, uhhh... Mangetsuji, er... Dongbu Dal Pyeong-Won." Nothing, no matter how many moon-themed cities he referred to, nothing seemed to bring a response. "So... the moon, how did you get here from THE MOON? When there is NO known technique to go to THE MOON?"
"I tripped and fell. And well, yeah, I can't reach it again, its why I am here at the academy." she smiled.
He took a moment and stared at her. He wasn't paid enough for this. "Good enough."
From there onward, the paper was heavily chewed on, so he had to fill up. "Pale skin, aquamarine eyes, short pink hair... weird, rabbit-like extremely long ears, has a tail, thin with a puffy end, maybe lion-like. Her feet look a bit like hooves in shape. Species, she wrote person, invalid response, either a chimera or maybe an actual Lunarian, at this point I believe anything. Physical abilities..."
Yon suddenly interrupted him.
"Mister, will you eat that?" she pointed to the top of his table, the only thing that seemed edible was the... guinea pig!?
"No, I will not eat it!" his tone was annoyed, sure some of the cultures in the western corner of the world were known to eat guinea pigs but to just generalize everyone like that was...
"Oh! Lucky me!" Yon clapped her hands and, right in front of the officer's eyes, she lashed out a frog-like tongue that grabbed the the animal, yanking it into her mouth. She quickly swallowed it.
"H-ha...!? Spit it out!" he blurted. He didn't particularly care for the animal but the bizarre sight had somehow filled him with sympathy.
Yon pouted.
"You know, if it was a pet you should have told me." she nonchalantly shoved her hand into her mouth and started to try to reach for something. She would take out a dagger, a shoe, a squirrel and finally the guinea pig. "There we go, and look, it made a friend." she smiled and clapped her hands.
The officer was out of words. "Physical abilities: Better not to ask it." he wrote before continuing the interview "Anyway, what would you consider to be your core magical style?"
"Oh, my special style is animation magic. I can give life to objects and bind them to my command!" she tapped her hat, which opened one eye and started snapping with its mouth.
"Magical quirks and irregularities?" he looked up, readying his pen.
"Hmm... none! I am pretty much a normal girl," she said with an innocent smile.
"Right, sure you are," he said, a clear tone of sarcasm that was lost on Yon. "You said you joined Fae Creek because you want to learn how to go to the moon, is that all?"
"Oh yep. When I was asking around, seeking ways to go to the skies a woman said I would fit right in!" It was a sad thing that the officer couldn't say she was wrong. For the personality section, he wrote. "I don't know if she is a Lunarian, but she is certainly a lunatic. Whenever she is not weird or terrifying she is pretty sweet and energetic, seems to be very naive and doesn't seem to have a grasp on common sense."
The last bit about common day skills was not chewed so he didn't have to rewrite anything. "Moon snack making, moon snack eating, moon swimming, moon sleeping" The officer sighed.
"I think will be enough
- of you - for today. You are accepted Yon. Welcome." he did a facial expression in the boundary between smiling and cringing. "Also uh... your shoe." he decided to confiscate the dagger and the squirrel had already ran off.
"Yay! Thanks! I look forward to this." she answered cheerfully, picking up the single shoe she had spat out and starting to nibble on it as she left the room.