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Arahabaki - Zenkichi and Sakura

Zenkichi’s @MULTI_MEDIA_MAN / Sakura’s @Zoey Boey vs Sigma / Dr. Muto / Caustic / Colress
Word Count: 4709 +5




As Zenkichi ran through the teleporter, he frowned when he noticed that the other Seekers weren’t present. ”Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding…” He groaned, looking around. At least Sakura got through the teleporter with him, but nobody else he was familiar with was anywhere to be seen. Moments later, though, Sandalphon came through their intercoms and requested a head count.

”Hasegawa here, I’m with Kasugano. Uh, Zenkichi and Sakura. We’re okay.” He reported back, before turning to Sakura. ”So, uh…apparently Japan is a giant hole in the ground here? But uh…this place is definitely Japanese.” He awkwardly commented.

”Hole in the gr-...” Sakura just shook the weird comment off and glanced around. ”Y-yeah. Um. Oops. We gotta find the others?” Sakura said, nervous. If there was any consolation, it was probably that this wasn’t her fault in particular. That entire infiltration mission went off the rails towards the end there. Platforms and towers and conveyor belt bridges all around.

Sakura smiled a bit at Zenkichi, and then began to speak in japanese. Assuming that he spoke it as well. She toed her boot into the dirt. ”It’s a dry garden.” She said. They were in a wide courtyard, and had been dropped next to a flat plain of gravel-like rocks with a few knee high boulders sticking out. ”No time to stick around though. We gotta go.”

When Sakura started speaking Japanese, Zenkichi switched over to the language as well. ”Yeah, we just gotta keep going, we’ll meet up with the others in the center area, I’m sure.”

But it wouldn’t be that easy. A drop pod descended from the foggy cavernous expanse above and dropped into a nearby building. ”What’s a trap without ambushers?” Sakura said, nervously amping herself up for a fight. ”Whoever they are I’m sure we can take ‘em, Hasegawa-san.”

Getting through the first section wasn’t terribly difficult, though there was one area where the ground moved almost like an elliptical machine, and Zenkichi’s knees were not happy about that one bit. Still, soon they came upon a group of four defenders, much like the others were.

Once the pod landed and lifted its doors, an unusual quarter stepped out to form up opposite the two Seekers. Most striking was the old man in strange, high-tech protective gear, with a chiseled face and strong brow, who floated about a foot (not to mention barefoot) off the ground. His eyes were on the intruders immediately, hard, suspicious, but smoldering with a barely-contained manic light. Less intimidating but far stranger was the wiry little scientist with wild hair, a checkered tie, green-rimmed glasses, and an unsettling grin. Compared to those two, the man in yellow looked almost normal, yet his composure belied the malice that radiated from him as strongly as an acrid chemical smell. Finally, the last man on the job turned out to be a familiar face, at least for Sakura: Dr. Colress, who she met the night before.

“Can’t believe Hojo let me get roped into this,” Colress was saying as he stepped from the pod. “I’m not exactly dumb muscle. Do those dolts really think I’m expendable?” When he saw who he was up against, that really took the went from his sails. “Oh, no.”

Sakura waved awkwardly at Dr. Colress, grinning sheepishly.

Caustic shot Colress a look, clearly as unhappy with the arrangement as his colleague. “What, don’t have the stomach for a little pest control, doctor? Hmph.” He tossed a gas grenade in his hand. “Well, just do your job and keep us alive. Leave the extermination to us.”

Sigma cracked his neck, first to one side, then the other. “Ik sta te popelen.”

Colress crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow at Zenkichi and Sakura. “How about a deal? My healing isn’t all that great, and I can only do it ten times. I won’t attack, and if you get through the others, you’re free to go. No strings attached.” He gave them an apologetic smile. “I should warn you, though. I’m not much of a fighter, but I can do something very annoying, so if you trigger me, this may end poorly for you.”

The proposed ‘deal’ seemed to annoy Caustic. “Whose side are you on?”

“Oh, just think of it as a little experiment. You’re a man of science, aren’t you?” Colress gave his teammate an inquisitive look. “Surely you’re not afraid.”

At that, Caustic turned back toward his enemies. "We only fear what we do not understand. And I fear nothing."

With the fight imminent, Sigma raised his right hand, releasing two hyperspheres that floated above his palm. “Dit wordt leuk!”

Sakura wondered about Colress’s deal, but, if he wasn’t going to fight them, she’d feel bad about punching him. And she didn’t want to find out what annoying thing he could do. ”Works for me!”

”Okay, I don’t know what the German guy is saying, but if all you’re gonna do is give em a bit of healing, I guess that’s better for us, huh?”

“Dutch!” Sigma interjected irately, switching to English.

Zenkichi shrugged as he drew the Closing Statement. ”Don’t like the look of those grenades, though…” He muttered, shrugging. The little scientist-looking guy was almost, by virtue of how out-of-place he looked, more intimidating. Between him and a super-powered street fighter, though, Zenkichi wasn’t all that worried. He started by running right at Caustic, boosting his speed with Sukukaja to try and catch him off guard and get in a few hits before things really popped off. Miniboss fights like this always required a little more care.

”Let’s go!” Sakura shouted, looking to dish out some damage as she followed behind Zenkichi. But their opponents were more than ready for a fight. Immediately getting a sense that their opponents were close-ranged fighters, Sigma acted quickly, using Accretion. In a matter of moments he had used gravity to gather a large orb of debris, and flung them at Zenkichi. The damage was decent but the main advantage here was the kinetic force of the rocks that would Knock Down anyone hit by it, and send anyone caught in the radius flying away. ”Watch out!” Sakura cried out.

”Nice try!” Zenkichi taunted as he evaded the attack, the boost given by Sukukaja enough to dodge the projectile, though it gave Caustic enough time to react himself. He took Zenkichi’s mutterings as an invitation, throwing a Nova gas trap directly at where Zenkichi’s dodge took him. The trap burst as soon as it detected an enemy in proximity, namely Zenkichi, and the sudden field of noxious fumes caused him to cough violently, stumbling to his knees rather than standing. Meanwhile, Dr. Muto had begun his transformation, turning into a strange gorilla-human hybrid, possessing all the strength of the former, with the head (and brain) of his normal human form.

”Oh no!” Sakura had dodged the other direction, and she was reluctant to enter the toxic fumes lest she succumb as well. She reached out with her psychic powers and offered a lifeline to Zenkichi, using Mental Connection to pull him out of the cloud and over to her. Probably latching onto thoughts like ‘wow this really sucks!’ Or something like that.

Smirking, Sigma began to launch small orbs that did a small damage explosive after a short delay, in pairs. Caustic was faster than he looked and strafed around the side, firing his assault rifle. Sakura deflected the ranged attacks with her forearms, but it was just to distract her so the massive man-gorilla that barreled at her could sock her on the mouth, which it did. Sakura spun and then ducked under a follow up punch, kicking the gorilla in its chest. Dr Muto figured she would have strength, so it wasn’t surprising when he had to stumble back from the kick. Off to a bad start, Sakura thought! They’d have to turn it around.

Climbing to his feet outside the poison gas, Zenkichi waved a thanks to Sakura as he stood, looking between the opponents ahead of him. Sigma and Caustic had harassment for days, but Muto was a literal gorilla. Sakura seemed to be at a similar strength level, though, which was a good sign for them. Zenkichi decided to target Sigma first, because as bad as that gas was, those explosive little balls were probably more of a hassle.

Sukukaja was still up, so Zenkichi charged at the Dutchman, Closing Statement ready to tear into him. Caustic turned to fire on him, but Zenkichi grit his teeth and ran at Sigma, dodging to the side to avoid a pair of hyperspheres that the flying man launched while backpedaling. With the speed boost, dodging and closing the distance was a simple affair, and Sigma knew that his projected barrier would be useless against a melee weapon. “Caustic, they’ve sent hard counters!” He bellowed, kicking at Zenkichi rather uselessly as his shields were being ruthlessly cut down.

“No such thing,” The grenadier replied, preparing another gas trap in a line with Zenkichi and Sigma. “Just send ‘em my way!” He prompted, causing Sigma to grunt and push himself and the Phantom Thief back with a hypersphere shot, then follow up with Accretion. Zenkichi managed to dodge the main boulder, but the splash was wider than he expected, sending him to the side and away from the gas trap. “Truly cannot trust any of you to help!” The legend shouted, hefting his rifle and peppering Zenkichi’s back with rifle shots.

Unfortunately, Sakura was battling a gorilla, and for the moment wasn’t in much position to help. He was fast and strong, but Dr. Muto was no street fighter and raw power wasn’t much against refined skill. His fists slammed into concrete but not into Sakura herself, who fired back with vicious cross punches and chin kicks. Colress stood at the back, and cast a heal at the gorilla. Sakura deflated a bit as she saw the gorilla heal up in front of her eyes. She just had to do that nine more times? She jumped over a grab and brought her head down on his forehead, before transferring into a combo that ended with a shouoken to send the gorilla flying. Into another heal, but one that wasn’t enough to totally mitigate the damage.

Sakura charged up a fireball and smashed her hadoken into the gorilla’s guard before he could even get up. ”How you holdin’ up?!” She called over to her ally.

Grunting, Zenkichi found himself between a rock and a hard place. Whichever target he went after, the other would just pelt him from afar. Caustic’s rifle shots were a bit less damaging on their own, but headshots hurt a hell of a lot more. Sigma’s hyperspheres possessed a bit of knockback, though, which made them rather dangerous as well if he wasn’t paying attention to dodge them.

”Hangin’ in there!” Zenkichi called as he stabbed Closing Statement into the floor, drawing one of his revolvers and taking a few shots at Caustic, causing the Legend to lower his rifle and dodge after the first two shots landed center-mass. Sigma took the opportunity to fire another pair of hyperspheres, but Zenkichi was already stowing his revolver and dodging, sword back in hand. Pointing aggressively at Sigma, he called for his Persona. ”Valjean! Hit him with Deathbound!” Given how low Sigma was floating off the ground, the spectral hands shouldn’t have had any trouble grabbing hold of the Dutch man and dealing some damage, while Zenkichi ran back in to attack him. They had to burn through Colress’s heals before they took too much damage on their own. Even Zenkichi’s self-heals would only go so far. At least he had that protective vest to mitigate some of the damage he was taking.

”Okay, just lemme know!”Sakura was slowly getting the hang of her one on one with the gorilla. Dr. Muto was no match for Sakura in fisticuffs. She was really beating him up, and it was clear he was on his last legs. After smacking the man-gorilla in the nogging, she jumped up in the air to swipe across his face with a spin kick. There was a flash of blue energy, and the man-gorilla turned into a man-mouse! He went right under her kick and onto the other side, squeaking. Dr. Colress took the opportunity to heal up his geneticist companion.

There was another flash of blue energy and the man-mouse turned into a man-scientist, holding his remote-control / gun thing. “Hrmmph! I might need to borrow some of that DNA of yours!”

”Uh, what? No way! I’m sick of you mad scientists.”

“Mad? Not mad! I just need enough power to power a device that can rebuild an entire planet!” He explained, flicked a switch, and shot a crackling stream of electricity at Sakura. She crossed her arms and slid backwards, grunting. She walked backwards, leaving the range of the zapper, and fired an ex-hadoken at Dr. Muto- and anyone behind him. He scampered out of the way but the blazing blue fireball caused a grenade-prepping Caustic to sidestep back into cover.

“Close one!” Dr Muto said, doing a little dance.

”Why are you even fighting for these jerks, anyway?” Sakura asked.

“I’ve no lab, no money, no home, no nothing! It’s the only way!” Dr. Muto said, clicked a button on his gun, and turned into a revolting man-spider hybrid. And not a little spider, he was man-sized.

”Ew!” Sakura said. Dr. Muto fired some web out of his hands that Sakura blocked. But he just zipped towards her using the connection and span, sticking all his legs out and smacking Sakura seven times across the face in rapid succession. ”Ow ow ow ow ow ow!” Sakura spun away from the impact, squeezing one eye shut.

As he skittered away, he started dropping explosive eggs to hinder Sakura’s approach. Both with the danger of the explosions, and Sakura’s aversion to even wanting to touch him. She’s seen some really gross things in her time but something about this was really getting under her skin! ”C’mere!” Sakura chased after him, running around the eggs. She cast a look over at Zenkichi’s battle. If pursuing Dr. Muto was too hard, she could always break off and engage one of those other chumps and help her friend.

While Zenkichi was attacking Sigma and Sakura was dealing with Muto, Caustic had spent time placing a number of traps around the battlefield, seeing that Zenkichi and Sakura were both rather close-range fighters, even if they had some potential for fighting from a distance. He and Colress were fairly well protected behind a semi-circular barrier of gas traps, while he took potshots at both Zenkichi and Sakura now. That fireball almost hit him!

Meanwhile, Colress had spent another heal on Sigma, who was launching hyperspheres whenever he managed to backpedal a bit from Zenkichi. Accretion was proving valuable as well, but it was also fairly dodgeable, which was moderately frustrating. When Sukukaja wore off and Zenkichi swapped buffs to Tarukaja, though, the two were trading damage much more. Both were rather tanky fighters, though with the attack buff Zenkichi was starting to melt through Sigma’s shields and into his health pool.

With Dr. Muto trying to lead Sakura on a wild goose chase, Sakura broke off and ran to slam into Sigma from the side! She swung towards him using momentum gathered from Mental Connection and kicked him in the side. Dr. Muto rapidly turned to chase after her, and Caustic popped out from behind cover and started shooting, though he had to be careful to not hit his ally.

For a moment Sigma really was having to Tank, though going up against two heavy hitters close range meant Colress would have to step in. “Get them off me, you fool!” Sigma complained.

The man-spider came up from behind and shot a web at Sakura, sticking her back. Yelling in surprise she was yanked and pulled towards a Nox trap. It popped and Sakura immediately began to sputter and cough. It burned her lungs and eyes! Sakura rolled over and smacked the trap, breaking it, causing the gas to dissipate. But not before Caustic started blasting her side with his gun. The bullets pierced into her side with yellow sparks. Sakura grit her teeth and dove to cover. Dr. Muto fired another thread but this time the crouching Sakura incinerated it with a short ranged blast of ki, having learned her lesson from last time.

Even with Muto helping to pull one of the brawlers off of him, Sigma was having a rough go of things. Colress had to burn yet another heal to keep him up, though the Dutchman seemed much less perturbed by this than Zenkichi might have expected. About the time he realized something was up, Sigma lifted his arms and began charging gravitic energy, singing “Het universum zingt voor mij!” as he started to float above the battlefield. Zenkichi found himself rooted for a moment, then slowly, helplessly lifted into the air.

Sakura couldn’t afford to be pinned down. Her jaw dropped at Sigma’s impressive ability, and she knew it wouldn’t end well. Sakura sprinted forward, and Caustic threw a grenade in her way, preparing to release its deadly poison. Sakura flipped over it and blasted downward with an aerial hadoken, destroying the canister and resulting in a diminutive little burst. Landing on her feet she reached out with Mental Connection. ”Here, again!” She shouted. She plucked him from the air and tugged him out of the anti-gravity radius. It was a rush job so he ended up slamming into her and knocking her over. A few moments later the solid ground dented inward a few inches in the wide radius that Sigma had affected with a tremendous crash of gravitic energy.

”Holy crap!” Sakura shouted in surprise.

Pushing himself up, Zenkichi took a deep breath. ”Yeah, wow, that was close. Thanks for the save, Kasugano.” His thanks given, he offered a hand to Sakura. ”This isn’t working, that scientist guy just keeps healing them. Even if he can only do it ten times, I don’t know how much longer we’re gonna last, we gotta get creative.” Right as he finished, Muto, now back to gorilla form, leapt at the pair, arms swinging wildly. Hefting the Closing Statement awkwardly, Zenkichi managed to just get pushed back a little, retaliating quickly with a heavy overhead slash that Muto made no effort to evade, just punching the Phantom Thief in the chest.

”Yeah. New plan. Get the guy with the gun to shoot their healer.” Zenkichi wheezed, trying to catch his breath. ”Gorilla dude hurts like hell.”

Sakura jumped on Muto’s back, wrapping her arm around his head and neck and yelling loudly. ”DAAAAAAAGH!” Muto, strangled, started flailing and grabbing at her and the two went off in a random direction. Looked like Zenkichi might have to execute his plan himself. That was Muto off Zenkichi, but he would have to take cover quick because Caustic and a particularly miffed Sigma were looking to rain bullets and rocks down upon him.

Sighing, Zenkichi made a break for a large rock protruding from the ground, taking a quick breather before clambering up and over, leaping from the rock towards Caustic. If he was going to get this to work, he needed to be fast. Tarukaja was still up, though, so Zenkichi had to work without a speed buff. Tanking a burst of shots before dodging out of the way of a follow-up blast, he was at least far enough away from Sigma that most of the hyperspheres were off-course by the time he moved. Even trying to predict Zenkichi’s movements, the floating scientist had trouble landing his shots on target with the erratic dodging he was doing.

Finally closing in, Zenkichi smirked while Caustic did the same, pulling out a hefty revolver and firing it nearly point-blank into the Phantom Thief’s chest, causing a grimace as he staggered a bit behind the force of the bullet. That complicated things a bit, but all Zenkichi had to do was steal or destroy this gun and force him back to the rifle. From there, get between him and Colress and dodge at just the right time for Caustic to shoot his ally. Easy peasy.

Dodging the follow-up shot, Zenkichi whiffed his first swing as Caustic simply side-stepped, then combo’d into a sweeping slash that caught the Legend in the chest, pushing him back while Zenkichi quickly drew his revolvers, loosing a quickfire burst of shots into him and rolling to evade his opponent’s much heavier revolver shot. ”Not gonna be able to touch me with that thing again, now that I know what you’re up to, man. My sword might be slow, but I can still dodge that thing!” It wasn’t a particularly inspired taunt, and while it didn’t do the trick right away, the seed of doubt was still planted.

In order to get her off, Dr. Muto turned back into a spider, but this time Sakura wasn’t letting him go. She leapt after him and tackled him to the ground. “Bwah!” He shouted, scrabbling his many weird leg-arms, causing Sakura to grimace. As she began to rain punches down upon him, he popped out an egg that threatened to explode. ”Ew! Eep!”” Sakura jumped away, and he just ended up blowing himself up.

Sakura skidded to a stop, glancing over at Zenkichi. Dr. Muto was about to be healed again, anyway. Why not give him a chance? ”No choice, huh? Well how about I give you one!” Sakura pulled a friend heart from her chest and sprinted ahead. She jumped over a bomb and flung it down. It hit Dr. Muto and immediately the clarity struck him. He stopped dead in his tracks and looked and Sakura, who landed and took an expectant fighting stance.

“This requires further evaluation!” He shouted. Sakura blinked. “So long, you uppity blind fools!” He called to his mercenary companions. He pointed at Caustic. “Your poison is amateur,” and looked to Sigma, “And your singing is, too!” Having apparently decided once and for all to be a scientist and not a mercenary, Dr. Muto scuttled along the outside of the walls of the platforms or this strange place and out of sight.

”Oookay! Works for me!” Sakura said, turning her attention to Sigma.

Not taking the convenient escape of Dr Muto for granted, Zenkichi kept the pressure on Caustic. He stowed his revolvers and out came his normal greatsword, its longer range and lighter weight better for harassment than pure damage, which was his current goal. Even if it meant abandoning an attack during the wind-up, Zenkichi was solely focused on getting Colress to aggro instead of heal. It meant carefully dodging every trap, every shot, and trying to dance in and out of point-blank range, where the revolver was more maneuverable, and low-mid range, where his assault rifle’s rate of fire would win out.

While Sakura was working on Sigma, Zenkichi pulled a gambit and called for Valjean. ”Megido!” He yelled, intentionally using a lower-powered attack to rile Caustic up more, rather than deal serious damage.

“Ugh! Take this seriously!” The mad gasser demanded, pulling out another gas grenade and hurling it at Zenkichi before drawing his assault rifle and sending a spray of fire into the gas, to suppress Zenkichi and keep him from moving.

“I must say, I didn’t quite expect you to realize this was an option.” Came the stoic voice of Colress, before a bolt of lightning slammed into the Legend, paralyzing him and causing him to stagger, while Zenkichi coughed and stumbled out of the gas cloud.

”That was…marginally…successful.” He groaned, violently coughing while Colress followed up on Caustic with an air slash, which, boosted by Serene Grace, caused him to flinch and whiff his return fire. ”Dude, that’s mean.” Zenkichi wheezed out when he realized what Colress was doing.

“It is the optimal tactic, given my abilities.” Colress simply replied, firing off another air slash. Caustic’s body simply locked up from the paralysis, and he dropped to his knees, while Zenkichi sighed. Part of him wished he could do what Sakura had done, and try to save him, but that would mean fighting Colress himself now, to Heart him and get his aggro off.

But that was the lot that Galeem had forced on them. It was a shame, but…Zenkichi approached Caustic carefully, while Colress launched yet another air slash at Caustic, who flinched yet again, sending a spray of assault rifle fire into the floor. As the Legend grunted in frustration, Zenkichi attacked, launching a devastating combo of attacks, draining a little bit of energy due to his vampiric strikes, and finally, after yet another air slash from Colress, Zenkichi’s greatsword came down in a mighty overhead blow which cleaved through Caustic’s body, killing him and dissolving him into ash.

”Sorry about that…” Zenkichi sighed, to both Colress and the now-deceased Caustic. Feeling a wellspring of motivation inside him, he turned to his Street Fighter ally. ”Sakura! Finish this! Heat Riser!” He cheered, the ultimate Support ability buffing her attack, defense, and speed for the next minute. ”Oh hell yeah, I’m back!!!”

Sakura let out a breath, looking down at her hands. ””W-wow! This is amazing!” She shouted. She turned her gaze upon Sigma, and the scientist grit his teeth.

”You’re mine!” She sprinted forward, bouncing on her feet with incredible speed. Sigma began firing his hyper sphere but they mostly bounced off the ground as Sakura stepped to the sides. And the ones that did hit her, she just grunted, shrugged off, and kept charging.

Gathering a ball of rocks he chucked them at Sakura who jumped clean over them. Sigma was backing up but he was quickly coming to the edge. And once Sakura was upon him, she unloaded a devastating combo, slamming her fists and feet into his body. ”Shouoken!” She ended it with an uppercut that sent him flying. Sigma was made of tough stuff, and quickly got to his fee, but without support there was no where for him to go. His close combat skills were lacking, and any time he blasted Sakura in the body with hypersphere it didn’t seem to slow her down. She just pushed through the pain and kept up the pressure.

”KURAE!” She yelled, lighting up orange and slicing into him with a forward pushing razorblade of a spin kick. ”It’s over!” She slammed her foot into his chest and watched his eyes nearly pop out of his head before he was sent flying away, over the gap in the void and onto the next ‘island’, crashing through the roof of a building.

Breathing heavily, Sakura turned around to face Zenkichi and gave him a peace sign and a big grin.

Colress studied the aftermath with a dour expression, his arms crossed. “Well, that certainly took a turn. Unexpected…yet informative. At the very least, there’s no love lost between us.” He turned toward the Seekers and shrugged. “Either way, that’s more than enough field work for me, and a deal’s a deal. Good luck with whatever it is you’re doing. I’d probably better get out of here and lay low for a while.” He spread his white wings and prepared for takeoff, but paused for a moment. “Oh, here. A show of good faith, let’s say.” With the last of his PP, he used Heal Pulse two more times to patch Sakura and Zenkichi up. Then he beat his wings and flew away, albeit a little clumsily.

”Bye-bye, Colress-san!” She waved after him, feeling especially better now that he healed her. She jogged up to Zenkichi, grabbing his shoulder and shaking him reassuringly. Glancing regretfully upon Caustic’s spirit, Sakura did some mental math. Maybe her time in the World of Light was making her jaded. But she didn’t feel that bad about his death, given that he was a mercenary whose special move was violating the Geneva Convention by deploying deadly home-made poison gas. He also just seemed like a jerk.

”...Come on, let’s go find the others. We’re at the finish line, Zenkichi-san!”
Same Old Story - the Fifth Turn

The Koopa Troop’s @DracoLunaris, Primrose and Therion’s @Yankee, Sectonia’s @Archmage MC, Ganondorf’s @Double, Ms. Fortune
Word Count: 2898 (+3)



Bowser Jr woke up to a mess. His body hurt, though not from the wounds from his dreams. Someone or something had kicked him while he was down, apparently, and had gotten past the idle horde of dr bones standing around where he had been laying to do so. Laying beside him were two others still sleeping, and as he glanced out at the battlefield, he saw another, Primrose, falling as well, which a strangely shimmering like glass Bowser promptly grabbed to prevent falling to the ground. Then he did his best to back up and get away while holding her, which was going to be tricky with no one to keep Robin pinned down.

There where others fighting, but they were all tied up by the two agile humanoids, be it because they where a threat, or because they were, in Ganondorf’s case, vindictively going after them due to being nuisances that they couldn’t hurt.

”Yeesh, you take a quick nap and everything goes wrong,” the prince thought to himself, before calling out ”Ganondorf! Leave that thing to Rika and back up my papa! Stop that count down!” to try and get the king of evil on a target he was better suited for.

Rika, hearing this, moved to make sure Ganondorf could safely disengage, charging up a Vault Breaker punch and then using it to lunge towards Oberon to tie him down in melee. He switched to his melee weapon in time to block the big slug with his shield, though its strength jarred him. Then while that gauntlet was rebooting, she summoned her long spear into the other one, and brought it around in a wide sweep to strike at the warframe with the sharpened spines on its spear head. Finally she summoned her knight striker, and had him either block or bash with his shield depending on what was needed. Oberon fought toe-to-toe with the both of them, the wide swings of his golden mace leaving trails of blue flame as it danced from side to side. Though he prioritized offense over defense and took the slices to prove it, he gave Rika as good as he got.

With the tactical situation cleared up a bit, Jr turned to the sleeping situation, raising an empty hand and then pausing, realizing he didn’t have his paint brush to use as a spell catalyst. He glanced around again, and spotted it laying where he had dropped it somewhere in the middle of the room.

Thinking quickly, he plucked a pokeball from his bandolier and threw it across the room, where it landed next to the brush and released Dazzle the Brionne. The pokemon glanced around the room, and then behind himself at his trainer, who called for him to ”Toss me that brush!”, an order that he quickly obeyed, popping his clown nose under it, tossing it over head onto his sea lion tail, and then using that to catapult it clear across the room and into the prince’s awaiting hand.

”Got it! Good job! Now blast the big guy!” jr called back with praise and new commands, prompting Dazzle to turn back around and to start forming and catapulting orbs of water at the papery Robin. He was joined in this by a surprise re-appearance of Kamek, who having weathered the explosive end of the insectoid curse, now returned to the fray. Having empowered his own defense to do so, he now dared to get in close, before blasting Robin with 4 short ranged lasers. Their special beams and projectiles all connected, helping out the group effort to wear the archangel down, but they didn’t quite get the results of Bowser, Nadia, Sectonia, and Primrose. Still, by getting close Kamek provoked Robin into smacking him rather than using Trick or Treat, so that was something.

While his pokemon and mentor covered his papa, Jr released his other pokemon, Mimi, and told her to ”Mimic me!” to which his minion responded with a nod of its fake head. Only then did he raise his paintbrush and cast, ”Esuna” upon the sleeping Sectonia, awakening her from slumber.

There were a number of things that kept Ganondorf on the backfoot these past several moments. Whether it was the razorflies swarming Kamek that prevented the Gerudo King from focusing on the object of his ire, the appearance of Rika giving him a surprising moment of respite, or just the sheer amount of damage the man had suffered just from being in close proximity to Oberon - let alone the actual damage the warframe’s attacks had dealt. It all left Ganondorf in what felt like a long moment of pause.

It was Junior of all people whose voice snapped him out of it. The first thing he did was re-summon his Moblin Archers and leave them there to provide cover fire for Rika and Junior. Then he finally had the wherewithal to shift his focus.

He moved his gaze over to where Robin Goodfellow appeared to be preparing some kind of spell or ritual. Whatever that was, it certainly wasn’t going to be good. He wondered for a moment if he should have assumed his true form, but was quick to dismiss the idea. He wouldn’t need it, Ganondorf decided. It would be a waste to use it on this filth.

The Gerudo King broke away from the engagement with Oberon as soon as Rika gave him the opportunity. Then he broke into a sprint directly toward Robin. All those blows he traded with Oberon had charged up his Swords of Darkness quite nicely. And now he saw what he believed was a perfect target to unleash it all on, ”Ngah!!” he grunted, hurling both swords at Robin once he was within range. That was just a feint, though. Ganondorf’s actual attack came in the form of him lifting up and then dropping back down onto Robin’s general area while channeling all his charged up darkness through his hands so that he let loose the biggest dark explosion he could muster, ”DIE!”

Jesse and Therion continued their fight with Titania. “Gotta wrap this up!” Jesse said to Therion as they put the pressure on Titania. That was a good hit from her rocks and his slashes but they needed more. Firing, she noticed the effect of Dust as her bullets went wide. Titania was trying to get going again, but fortunately, Jesse still had Energy, having saved it up as the fight got started. Jesse sidestepped the first explosive, getting caught by the edge of it. On the second one she reached out her hand, and as soon as it left the barrel of her gun she flung it right back into Titania to blow her up. That, Jesse knew, wouldn’t miss. The grenade detonated in Titania’s face, its Blast decking her with a hard knockdown.

With dwindling energy and few other options, Titania unveiled her ultimate ability. In a burst of fae magic she shrank down to a fourth of her original size, becoming a pixie in possession of permanent flight and a 50% evasion boost. In her hands she held Dex Pixia, and despite their small size, the gilded pistols were Exalted Weapons that packed one hell of a punch. At the same time six razorflies exactly as big as her appeared to run interference for her, slashing with their wings. With Razorwing engaged, Titania was the ultimate glass cannon, more than capable of slicing her attackers to ribbons if they didn’t swat her fast enough.

Therion agreed with Jesse that they had to take care of the warframe sooner rather than later. He had to assume that she was just as powerful, even shrunken down, and now that she was harder to hit and had further protection he didn't want to take any chances that she might slip through their attacks and do some serious harm. There were a couple of things he could think of to do, but with little time to actually think about them he went with the absolute best he had in his arsenal: his divine skill.

He transformed from beast to man while in motion, rolling into a kneel. The aura surrounding him fluctuated and glowed brilliantly, signaling the use of his Battle Boost. Aeber's Reckoning was unleashed swiftly - the air around him distorted for a moment and the dagger assault burst through the room, ripping through any and all of the enemies in its wide range. With their sheer volume, those knives pierced a couple of the razorflies straight through, reducing the overall distractions with appreciable haste. Only one dagger managed to hit Titania, however, and that wasn’t enough to put her down.

Hoping that would take care of the interfering razorflies at the very least, if not blasting Titania herself, Jesse pulled out her secondary Toolgun and switched it to Inflate. The Toolgun had a fast rate of fire and no recoil, so she aimed and began spamming blue beams in the deadly pixies direction. Each shot would increase Titania’s size if they connected, though Jesse no doubt made a few stones and fallen pillars behind or next to Titania a bit bigger in the process. Which Jesse then used with Launch, lifting two large disc like boulders and hurling them at Titania with all her telekinetic might. With an instantaneous travel time, the Toolgun shots’ only problem was accuracy. Small and fast, Titania was very hard to hit, and as she flew her Dex Pixia roared, pumping Therion’s hide and Jesse’s shield with lead. The volume of Toolgun shots meant that some would hit, but not enough to make the launched boulders connect. It soon became apparent that the Seekers wouldn’t win this shootout by eliminating Titania, but by surviving until her finite well of energy had run dry.

By now, despite the terrible situation at the end of the last exchange, the scales had started to tip back in the Seekers’ favor. Both warframes were otherwise engaged, leaving Robin alone, and while a barrage from some of the oppositions’ lesser damage-dealers didn’t phase it, Ganondorf’s Swords of Darkness sure did. That unholy eruption sent Robin reeling, and as it staggered backward, it knew that it couldn’t take an assault like that again. The archangel sent Ganondorf to slumberland with Fairy Dust as fast as it could, then cast Treat on itself. It got the random buff Spring-loaded, which was useful but not the windfall it needed. Still, its attackers would get what was coming to them soon enough. As the last two diamonds in Robin’s halo were filled, the whole ring of ten began to pulsate violently. If the Seekers wanted to stop its Angelic Attack, it was now or never.

Sectonia woke up thanks to Jr. And she was not having any of this thing’s crap. ”Thanks. I’m going to finish off this farce.” Sectonia said, uninjured thanks to her Chaos Shield unlike what Jr. had to deal with, and went back into the room. She had a plan for this. Sectonia summoned her Florami striker alongside some of her red Antlers to cause chaos and hide her a bit while she enacted her plan, a fully charged reality shatter on all of this. With the warframes preoccupied and a wall of minions, both her own and the other seekers, in front of her, she was going to end this in a flashy finish.


Sakura Level 10: 30/100
Karin Level 7: 01/70
Location: Arabahaki
Word Count: short
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance--- Sakura Level 10: 31/100
Karin Level 7: 02/70


”Thank you, Sandalphon-san!” Sakura said before popping a muffin into her mouth. Karin was self-reflective, pondering the battle to come. One way or the other, she knew they didn’t have much time. That they had a night of rest was a blessing in and of itself.

And their morning would indeed be cut short, as after the Seekers reunited, there was troubling news.

Sakura scratched her head. ”Thanks for the heads up, um, Xatow-san.” Sakura said to the lady in black. Really, she had nothing but good to neutral experiences with their mysterious benefactors. Though they seemed shady and cynical, they hadn’t betrayed them or anything. Maybe it was the way they had a tendency to act all mysterious and superior even though they weren’t actually doing any fighting, just standing around and watching and occasionally giving the Seekers intel. But, they were on even more of a timetable than they were before. Midgar was under attack by the villain, and to stop their plan they had to do what they were going to do, but, even faster.

”Alright, well, I wasn’t planning on standing around playing with a yoyo, anyway. I’m ready.” Sakura said, punching her palm. ”Let’s get the show on the road!” Thus, Sakura was one of the first people through the teleporter after a clap on the back from Karin.

Karin lingered, noting Roxas’ angered reaction. Whatever history he had with this organization, it wasn’t pleasant. Karin wasn’t entirely sure if she could trust them either, but being outwardly hostile had no benefits either. Fortunately, Roxas just wanted to give her a piece of his mind, which was more than fair. ”You know, Miss Xatow, a small amount of manners and sympathy can go a long way in diplomacy. We need each other, do we not?” She stepped through the portal.

On the other side, she regarded the large room. ”Impressive.”

”Right?” Sakura said. ”But it can’t be that big. I heard an echo. I bet we can find what we’re looking for no problem. It’s just, uh, all the security we’ll have to avoid, probably.” Sakura said.

Karin briefly turned her attention to Roxas. ”There’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose of skepticism, Mister Roxas.” She said. ”As long as your emotions aren’t clouding your judgment.”

”...And personally, I have no idea how to go about the business of repairing cosmic disorder.” She admitted. ”But if you believe that we would be just trading one tyrant for another, then we best be wary and prepared to continue the battle after our work with Galeem is done, yes?” Karin asked.

”Or perhaps prepare to build a new future, here, in a world that we make godless.” She muttered thoughtfully, casting her eyes upward to where the city of Midgar pressed down upon them.
Sakura Level 10: 30/100
Karin Level 7: 01/70
Location: Suoh
Word Count: 541
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance--- Sakura Level 10: 31/100
Karin Level 7: 02/70


Back from Split Mountain or from battle, Sakura and Karin were both fairly tired and in want of some rest before the big day tomorrow. Still, Sakura threw her arms around Karin and the heiress obliged her hug.

”Karin! Things have been so crazy. I wish we would stop splitting up so much!” Sakura exclaimed.

”I simply believe it’s the most economical use of our roles as long as splitting up is needed. Like avoiding putting healers on the same team.” Karin said.

”Yeah, yeah, whatever, but after we’re done here we’re not splitting up anymore.” Sakura said. ”What did you see?”

”No small amount of corruption and failure.” Karin said sourly. She was sitting on a couch, one leg crossed over the other. ”The city’s power structure is rotten to the core. It’s driven people mad.”

”Right?! What the heck! I saw a scary hospital, and it turns out the scary hospital guy works with the people in charge! And we have a massive bounty on our heads now.” Sakura said.

”Indeed. Fortunately I can’t imagine it will stick after we’re done here.” Karin said.

”Well, we Friend Hearted some people who were high up the ranks, so hopefully that’ll clear things up, too.” Sakura scratched her head.

Karin sat, thoughtfully for a moment. ”What will happen here after we defeat the guardian?”

”There’s a big ‘goosh’ of energy, and everyone around is free of Galeem’s influence.” Sakura explained.

”Everyone in Midgard. Mass enlightenment. Things will change, but I can’t imagine they will change as fast as we would like.” Karin said, staring off into the middle distance. ”Sakura, it’s all well and good to blitz through this town, destroy the Guardian, and leave. The Seekers are needed here. But people have lived entire lives within Midgar. Don’t we have a responsibility to help?” Karin said. She leaned back.

”...yeah?” Sakura said with a squint. ”But I’m still not sure what will really happen once we defeat Galeem. I’m hoping we can all go home, somehow.”

”In the meantime, people may need our help. And what if the change isn’t instant? The Seekers haven’t been fighting like none of this matters. We haven’t been ruthless, willing to kill whoever gets in our way because it will all be erased. Galeem’s world is still a world, and it still needs protection. And Galeem isn’t willing to do it.” Karin leaned forward, locking her fingers together.

”What do you mean by all this, Karin?” Sakura asked, scooting closer.

”I’m just saying…the crusade doesn’t need to be endless. It’s not as simple as planting a flag on the tallest tower and moving on. There are things that need attending too. Here, in Midgar. And I have to check back in Limsa.” Her orange eyes met Sakura’s. ”Your parents. If they’re out there, they might be here, don’t you think?”

Sakura looked away, pursing her lips. ”M-maybe.” She observed her clenched fist. ”But first things first. We’ve done all this to find a way to the Guardian. We have to face it down. Tomorrow. Let’s get some rest, okay?” Sakura said, rising back to standing.

”Right. Of course. The wisdom of the present. We set out tomorrow.” Karin said with a little smile.
Sakura Level 10: 30/100
Location: Split Mountain
Word Count: short
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance--- Sakura Level 10: 31/100


”You’re not an intruder, Luka-san.” Sakura had reassured him. ”I’ve only been in here like, one time, anyway. We’re all just a bunch of randos who’re all working towards the same goal, so you fit right in.”

Once on the mountain top, looking up at the stars with Midna, Sakura lay on her back and folded her hands on top of her belly.

”You can’t see the stars in Midgar.” Sakura noted distantly.

At some point, more tired than she realized, Sakura’s eyes slowly closed and she drifted off into a light nap.

Karin Level 7: 00/70
Location: Neuron HQ
Word Count: short
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance---
Karin Level 7: 01/70 lebel up





Well, it seemed like the problem was taking care of itself. If Karin was in charge, she would recommend seeing this through and destroying whoever survived. But the Seekers were doing a full retreat and there was nothing to be done, since there was no one in charge. With a huff, Karin followed behind in the retreat.

The escape wasn’t terribly difficult for Karin, so she elected to make it more difficult by staying behind and making sure no one lost their step. With her speed and grapple hook she could navigate quite efficiently, though it required the entirety of her focus. Especially to glance in front to make sure no one had fallen. On the off chance they got unlucky, she could be there to ensure they didn’t lag behind for long.
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Once again, Iceburn's costume had changed to 'suit' the occasion. Her hair included. Oh did Pei love her temporary hair dye. Now the short cut ontop of her head was a vibrant shade of orange. Her outfit itself was back to the usual black and bold pink costume, though the most notable change was the extra thick waterproof boots. But her top was still a body-hugging sleeveless belly showing top made out of some durable-adjacent material. Orange hair, black and pink outfit, and showing plenty of her unusual light blue skin. "This," She would say if asked, "Is my Attack Hair."

Iceburn sat in the middle. Thankfully her hair was short enough that even as it was whipped around in the wind, it didn't get in her eyes. "You wanna stop backseat boating, Cora?" She asked, amused.

Iceburn leaned back, draping her arms onto the side of the boat and shut her eyes, listening to Daphne give confusing instructions to Viktor. Maybe it was because there was so much communication already, or maybe it was because of the weather, but Iceburn wasn't as talkative as usual. The only talking she did while she had her eyes closed and head tilted back was trying to sound out the word 'bug spray' backwards. "Yars...yar- yarps...yarps bug. Yarps gub. Pfft, hehe." Quietly to herself. "Sounds like someone Obi-Wan would order drinks from. Yarps Gub."

The heat wasn't exactly pleasant for someone who ran as cold as Iceburn did, but ironically the humidity did help. The water was thick in the air, it gave her more to draw from. As for the mosquitos that plagued Vincent so, well, Iceburn wasn't exactly suffering free either. But she was emitting a slight mist that seemed to drive the buggers off a little, and she was of course wearing bug spray. Still, Iceburn frowned as she looked on her left shoulder and saw a signature red bump.

"Well, I definitely like the plan that involves Talos and I flying way above all these bugs." Iceburn admitted with a grin. She did find it a little amusing that Vincent, and Stormcaller were trying to make sure that Nymph knew she was in charge. Even Viktor made sure to ask for objections. That struck Iceburn as something of a paradox, but a cute one. It was sweet of them. But Nymph didn't really strike Iceburn as the leader type. She was soft-spoken, timid, and probably didn't even want to be leader in the first place. But Iceburn was a team player, so she didn't voice these thoughts aloud and didn't make them obvious with her body language. Though every once in a while someone might catch her looking at the back of Daphne's head with a good-humored look of pity.

Iceburn leaned forward, focusing up."I'm ready to look as long as it takes. We have a few hours until sundown, after that we'll have to skedaddle on home. Hopefully it doesn't take that long. I can't believe they are dumping chemicals into the Everglades of all places. There's gotta be a corrupt park ranger somewhere letting this go under the radar. Maybe threatening to feed that guy to alligators is how Batman found the general location of this base in the first place." Pei said. Talking a lot. So much for that. But she did have a pretty good streak going, for a while.

"It's kind of weird to imagine Batman in Florida." Iceburn tapped her chin. "Where would he pose? Does Florida not have any local superheroes? Did they all get eaten by alligators? There's a small chance we run into a talking superhero alligator who defends the swamps from evil. These Captain Planet villain lookin' ass dumping chemicals into the Everglades. How low can you get?" Iceburn shook her head.

Then she cleared her throat. "A-anyway. Ready to fly when you are." She smacked Vincent lightly on the shoulder.

Karin Level 6: 59/60
Location: Neuron HQ
Word Count: short
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance---
Karin Level 7: 00/70 lebel up





Karin smiled coolly and nodded with satisfaction as the Penance problem was taken care of, not feeling bad about the whole thing in any way at all. Penance is now in perfect health and free of any mind control. A net positive in every conceivable way.

When the black hole came, Karin grit her teeth and shot her grapple hook down at the ground as soon as possible, slamming into the roof but not getting sucked all the way into the mixer around it, her entire body floating in the air for the duration.

After it was over, they had a new foe to deal with, massive, corrupted Jena, while their true enemy escaped. Jena, Karin concluded, had to be the most incompetent person on the face of the World of Light. ”How dreadful for the human race that buffoons like you continue to fail upward.” Karin said, rolling her shoulders.

Whenever the creature came her way, Karin would jump out of the way and then come down on any outstretched limbs, looking to damage its fingers and wrists with combos before grapple hooking away to nearby floating debris. Karin used her unusual mobility to be a persistent yet hard to reach threat.
Sakura Level 10: 29/100
Location: Suoh
Word Count:
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance--- Sakura Level 10: 30/100


“Holy crap…” Sakura said, peering into the massive space. ”This is a computer?! How many bits do you think it has? 64 or 32?” She asks, jokingly.

Sakura spent a bit of time wandering around, distancing herself from the group by a small bit. “ECHO!” She shouts, cupping her hands around her mouth just to get a feel for how big this place actually was. Not infinite, because an echo did come back. A security camera, however, did pan her ways.

”O tto!” Sakura flailed and hid behind cover. “Ehehe…that was stupid. My bad. I just didn’t see anybody so I figured.” Sakura reddened. To be fair, it did seem like they had gotten by all the people security, now it was just the automatic stuff.

“Let’s go.” Sakura said, taking Midna’s hand and keeping her eyes open to watch herself get teleported.

“Wow, that’s so amazing, Midna-san. I don’t know what we’d do without you. I guess you and Blazermate-san should never be on the same team so both can use teleporters, huh?” She asked.

Sakura glanced around the place. “Yeah, seriously!” She sat down, feeling truly safe and unbothered for the first time in a while. “Phew…”

The street fighter wasn’t as concerned. “It’s probably fine. We’re doing our thing.”

When Midna offered up a chance to get out of this place, Sakura was more than obliged. “Aha! Sounds awesome!” She clapped her hands together. She left a quick note:

Midna-san teleported us for a quick break. See you soon!

Once there, Sakura blinked, taking in another massive vista. The World of Light was full to the brim of absolutely bonkers huge places. The night, however, was pleasnt, if chilly. Sakura waved at the massive bird thingy, imagining the fantastic circumstances in which it was freed. She smiled, clearly pleased at the idea of seeing tangible good the Seekers had done, even if she wasn’t involved. At the very least this bird was getting to mind its own business, free of control and forced conflict forever more.

“That crap can’t be good for your lungs. That’s the worst pollution I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been to Beijing.” Sakura said with a sigh, scratching her head. Though, it might just be clouds. It was hard to tell. She looked up at the sky above and saw the stars, foreign stars, of a distant planet. The twisted moon caused her to tilt her head.

“It’s kinda cool looking though, right?” She asked. Maybe it was just the novelty of seeing a different moon so up close.

“I wonder if those stars are even real. Everything is so mashed up together here. But the universe is so unbelievably big, I have a hard time imagining we’re in a real one. There would be so many other worlds out there…why would all the Guardians be on this one if there were more?” Sakura asked.

“I dunno. It just seems fake to me. No way Galeem could steal the entire universe like that.” She said, looking up at the sky. “I bet if you could fly up there you’d see they’re just really bright lights just on the far side of the moons and other planets up there.”
Karin Level 6: 58/60
Location: Neuron HQ
Word Count: short
Points Gained: 1
New EXP Balance---
Karin Level 6: 59/60





Karin felt like she had picked her targets poorly- even with Sandalphon and Goldlewis helping Geralt and her, Penance was an immovable tank. But slow. Very slow. If someone had high ranged damage output, they could just stay out of range and shoot Penance down, forcing her on the offensive despite her immense tanking ability. Instead, the implicit threat of the rest of the battle happening while they waited Penance out forced Geralt, Goldlewis, and Karin to take Penance on exactly how she wanted them too. Someone like Susie would have been a better fit for this battle.

Too late, now! The bout had to be finished as soon as possible. Karin jumped over the radiating thorns. ”How can you possibly enjoy fighting like this?” She asked Penance.

”You simply stand there and spam the same cheap spell over and over again! It’s completely brainless, anyone could do it!” Karin complained.

That was when, finally, Geralt and Goldlewis wore through and Penance was left vulnerable. Relatively, anyway. Despite being tired and exhausted, she committed fully to defense, blocking the trio’s dogpile attacks as she was forced backwards. Karin took the lead and snatched her wrist, crashing into Penance with her shoulder and throwing her a large distance away. Karin had higher mobility than the other two, and she zipped up on Penance as the judge rolled to her feet.

Karin and Penance made eye contact as Karin approached, and the moment seemed to stretch. Karin was low and forward in her dash, her arms tight and held to her body like knives.

In a matter of moments, the battle reached its conclusion. Penance swung at Karin and she flipped over, landing behind Penance, side-stepping to avoid a crushing follow up. She stepped in to capture Penance’s arm and interpose her free arm against Penance’s shield, before slamming her elbow into Penance’s jaw. The judge jerked backwards and Karin delivered a swift barrage of kicks, sending the exhausted and defeated Penance sliding along the ground to land near Goldlewis and Geralt.

Karin stood up straight with a breath, lowering her palms in a calming stance. ”I suppose I can give you more credit than that.” Karin admitted now that it was over.

Level 8: 010/80
Word Count: shor
Location: Mercy Dream
Points Gained: 1
NEW EXP balance--- Level 8: 11/80






Jesse nudged Ganondorf on the shoulder, reaching up a bit to do so. Ganondorf, of course, was taller than her, though Jesse wasn’t exactly short herself standing at 5 feet, 10 inches. “We made it. Couldn’t have done it without you, Ganondorf.” She was happy to hear Nadia had greeted them.

“Our reward, a big, shitty, spooky prison full of who knows what. Out of the fire, and into the differently colored fire.” Jesse remarked. Good one. She thought sarcastically to herself. She leaned over the railing and got a good look at the massive complex. Many of the floors seemed open for a person capable of flight to access without much difficulty. The boss could realistically be anywhere within this place. If Jesse had to take a guess, though, the chances were it was deeper within the complex, on the bottom floor. The Seekers had already done some work on dealing with the monstrous inhabitants.

Suddenly Bowser appears, battling Mind Flayers and disrupting Jesse from her butterfly watching. At the same time, somewhere, Sectonia seemed like she was in a bit of a pickle. While she’d probably be fine, she wouldn’t be able to succeed in her goal of getting the treasure.

“You can help the Koopas, I’ll go with your, er, minions, to help the Queen Bee.” Jesse said. “I’m sure you’re sick of me by now, anyway.” She said with a cheeky smirk. “I’ll meet up with you after we’re done!”

Jesse began following the sound of conflict and the Moblins, since they seemed to know where they were going. As she traveled, she looked across the gap and saw a group of Chop Goblins carrying the chest away. From the chest, new Chop Goblins popped out every second and scattered to presumably where Sectonia was. She could hear high-pitched, aggressive voices. "Chop chop! Chop chop!" The goblins said as they emerged.

“Holy shit. That’s going to get out of control real fast.” Jesse said to the Moblins, who lined up at the railing and began throwing spears across the way.

Jesse switched to Grip and began popping the Chop Goblins in their big heads, turning a few to dust. When she had killed one of them holding up the chest, she leapt into the air and began to Levitate over the large fall. She reached out with her hand to pull it towards her with Launch. It wrenched out of one Goblins hand, flattening him against the railing and decapitating him as it passed over.

Jesse watched as another pair popped out and plummeted three layers to their deaths. She reached into her jacket to produce the Tool Gun. Fine manipulation of a heavy object was difficult, and the Chop Goblins popped out to the side of the chest on Jesse’s right. One of them plummeted, but another managed to jump far enough to cling to the fence she was nearby. The Moblins stabbed it through the gaps in the fence, killing it and preventing it from causing her any trouble.

Jesse attached several balloons to the back of the chest, so that it slowly began to float upwards while the opening faced downwards. Then she floated back over and clung into the railing, her Levitation running out before she could float back over.

If all went well, the chest would begin to float up while any Chop Goblins that came through were faced with an immediate death drop. It would eventually float towards the ceiling of Layer One. They emerged, they fell, they splatted. It was a grim existence.

But Jesse couldn’t help but laugh at the absurd sight. “Chop chop? More like 'drop, drop,' amiright?” She said to the Moblins on the other side of the fence with a grin. If she had known they were called Chop Goblins, the pun might, might, have had a slight chance of being funnier.

“Yeah, no? Maybe?” She asked, not getting much of a response from Ganon’s creatures. “Do you guys speak English?”
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