1. Martini, how did you meet the queen?
Oooh, that was so long ago I can hardly remember! Let’s see now… Ah, that’s right! She commissioned a tea-party dress from me when I was still a budding designer, and she liked it so much that I was invited to one of her parties later! We hit off superbly and now we’re totally awesome friends! *bubbles happily*

2. In your eyes who is the most fabulous Lost Soul?
Gosh, that’s a hard one! They’re all total cuties but as for being fabulous, I’d have to say I can’t decide between two of the new humans- You know, the one with the gorgeous pink hair and the one with pretty eyes and feather earrings! I’d really looove to know them better, perhaps they would be willing to model for me? Gosh, that would be so fun! I’ll definitely ask them the next time I see them! ٩(๑ơలơ)۶♡

3. What do you think of Brandy?
Everyone’s favorite grumpy bunny! I consider us friends, and as loathe as he would want to admit it I think he considers me a friend too! Or at least a close colleague, hehe. He’s really not too bad once you get to know him- he and Song are super close and don’t tell anyone but- *lowers voice* I saw them alone once and I swear Brandy actually laughed (´⊙ω⊙`)！

4. Favorite humans?
Ooh gosh, that’s a hard one. I think Harper’s positively adorable, and Leila dear as well, but then again so is Haku though he talks a lot about things I can’t seem to understand （゜◇゜;）Do I really have to pick one favorite? Can’t I choose all of them?

5. I heard from a little ghost that you have a thing for Two-Thirds ;) mind sharing some details? Have you ever confessed?
( ;°Д°)!!! Shhh! Don’t say that so loudly! W-Where did you hear that from? I guess I maybe have a small small teeeeeensy crush on Two but don’t tell anyone, got it? And nope, not sharing any details just yet, sorry~! (*ﾉ▽ﾉ)

6. Best memory in Nowhere?
Why do you always have to ask the hardest questions? *huffs playfully* Let’s see… Maybe the time we all got drunk off strawberry wine at one of the Queen’s parties and did karaoke? Who knew Queenie could belt like that? And Brandy… Well, he’ll have to tell you himself, heehee!

7. Have you and the other guides done anything really stupid or dangerous?

It comes with the job, darling (*´∀`*) I try to stay away from the more dangerous situations, but that time with the whirlwind full of tigersharks that sprung out of nowhere- *shudders* I’m lucky I didn’t lose my tail!

8. What do you think of the sirens :D?
I prefer not to associate with my distant cousins. All they like is drab grey and blacks- No sense of fashion whatsoever! (´∩｀。)
9. Worst memory in Nowhere?

The time I accidentally spilled stardust dye on a whole basket full of commissions I was delivering the next day! I had to do so much apologizing and remake everything! o(TヘTo)
10. What scares you the most?

I haven’t actually given much thought to that !（°o°；）Ummm… Tigersharks? They run fast and can swim, and are super vicious! It’s nice that they can’t fly though, but bubbles aren’t the fastest form of aerial transportation and they can jump really high… ; A ;

11. The human you like least?
I like all of them! Though I guess Mado scared me when she was still with the group…

12. What is your favorite place in Nowhere?

The Lake of Stars! It’s such a romantic place, especially at night when the lake sparkles just like the sky… It’s even better to swim in, the fish that live in it are all so beautiful and sparkly, and the shiny lights tingle when they touch your skin! I’ve actually based quite a few of my pieces on the fish from the lake, hehe.

13. Are you friends with the cakesmith, Mr. Cuddles?
Oh yes. His tiramisus are to die for （人´∀`*）

14. Do you eat sushi?
I’ve been asked that a lot, hehe. I’ve got to say that I don’t mind- And it’s not cannibalism! A lot of fish eat other fish, no?

15. If you could say anything to your creator? What would you tell her?
You’ve got to pay more attention to what you wear, darling. Thanks for making my tail so gorgeous though!

16. Shoutout to your fellow guides :D!
Serenade, Dissonance, after all of this I’ll take you out for tea and a nice bit of shopping like we usually do!
Brandy, cheer up some! I can’t imagine it’s much fun being such a grump all the time ^o^
Song, stick with Brandy, ‘kay? You’re such a darling, no wonder he laughs around you heehee~

Extra: What's the scariest thing you've ever seen :D?
My creator’s wardrobe ; - ;
( Oi.)

- Would you ever perform a song for the Lost Souls?
“Not probably, no… I don’t sing a lot to begin with, and performing in front of other nobodies always makes me nervous… But of course, it depends on whether the humans ask or not. (/ω＼)”

-Which Lost Soul do you dislike? Why?
“Hmm, all of them. They’re so whiny.”
(He’s joking.)
“I don’t dislike any of them, but there are times that one of them gets on my nerves. For example Hakuren or Leon annoys me one moment, and then after that I’m fine with them again but then somebody else has to be a spoiled little brat. The most irritating human was Vincent Greaves though, that punk~ ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ Look what he did to the vines! I warned him, didn’t I!?”

- Which Lost Soul do you favour most? Why?
“Nobody. They’re all little brats-”
(Song!)
“Fine… Maybe Jasper. She reminds me a lot of myself… Martini seems to really like Harper though. She says he’s an “adorable little babu”, if you even know what that means.”

- Have you ever had a lover? What's a love life to you?
“!!! E-eh!? （・□・；）Why would I even- That’s-” *intense blushu* “I mean… No, I’ve never been in a relationship. It’s just that it’s not worth the hassle, I think… Being in a relationship is … intense. You’re always supposed to make the other person happy, right? Isn’t that troublesome?”

- How do you pick your clothes in the morning?
“I don’t! Fluffy and Stuffy pick them for me. Basically I just wake up and find my outfit of the day hung over a chair.”

- Which guide are you closest with? Do you have a crush on any of the guides? (Dun worry, they'll never be told about dis, so let it out)
“Why do I sense something ominous from this question… A-anyway, Brandy and I are the closest. You’d think Two-Thirds and I would be since I’m Two’s main supplier for his tea shop, but er, I don’t know why that didn’t happen. ♫꒰･‿･๑꒱ Brandy and I just clicked, I think? Or maybe it was because he was the first nobody I met on my Creation Day?”
(Creation Day is Songbird’s term for that certain time a nobody first enters Nowhere.

Also, you’re forgetting something…)
“O-oh, a crush. Um… I… don’t…” Songbird squirms in discomfort. “I’m not based in Nowhere’s town square so I’m not ‘stable’ enough to know a lot of nobodies, so um… I don’t have one… Dissonance and Martini just love pairing me with Brandy though. It’s quite embarrassing since Brandy might get offended, but I don’t mind much.”
(EHEHEHEHEHE)
“I-I mean!!! I’m fine if it’s Brandy because we’re close I didn’t mean it that way!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻”

- If the hoomans obtain all the items and are able to return, what will your reaction be?
“Good riddance, you noisy brats.
… Hmmph. Take care. It was nice meeting you even if some of you were a right pain in the bum.”

- Does your heterochromic eyeball have special powers?
“N-no…” Songbird covers his eyes and shakes his head in embarrassment.
(He's still sore about his eye)

- If you could send one human back to Earth right now, who would it be and why?
“It depends on who needs it the most. Harper, maybe? He needs a break. Poor child.”

- Thoughts on Queen Delirium? Anything about her that you think the hoomans should know? (She will never hear about dis...*winkwink*)
“The Queen is scary when she’s mad…”

- Since you're an item hunter, if you could give each of the humans something from Nowhere, what would it be, explain what it is, and why you'd give it to them?
“Up in the Herbal Mountains is a small village where you’d be able to get the most amazing stuff- I’d probably gather some of those rare sponges for Jasper. They’re really amazing, like when you fall in mud and then you use one of them they start sniffing you and before you could even say ‘Holy Celery!’ you’re clean again! Plus, they’re really easy to clean since you just dip them in water! And they make these really cute meep sounds too! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

A-anyway.

Harper would need a calm buddy. South of Fetor there’s a lake full of adorable little rabbit creatures that absorb panic and fear. I’ve never had any occasion to adopt one but… Yeah.

I don’t know what Hakuren would want... Maybe I’ll get him a custom-made enamel orb? The liquid inside changes depending on what the user is thinking or feeling, and I heard the most elite royal historians use it because it’s perfect for recreating scenes. ┗(•̀へ •́ ╮ )

(。-`ω´-) From what I’ve seen of him, Leon’s preferences obviously match Martini’s specialty, but he would probably appreciate those lovely flowers on Mount Shade. T-the color, at least! The petals of those flowers are used as dye by the neighboring villages; they have a wonderful bright crimson hue that switches to the color of the night sky halfway down the petal. It’s really pretty!

Hmm… (∩⌣̀_⌣́) Leila… This is kind of difficult… Oh, in Alesterios, there’s an alchemist that breathes life into books. Maybe if she gave me her favorite book I can have it ‘brought to life’? It would be just like watching a play or an interactive movie… She can even talk with her favorite characters if she wanted… I’m sorry if my idea sucks…

....

Oh? But the new humans haven’t even met me yet.”

(Uhhhh… Remember the vine incident!?)

“Oh yeah! Hahaha. Er…

Riley. Uh. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll take her to Gourmet Town where nobodies don’t do anything but eat? The food there is supreme so I might have to drag her back…

Well, miss Lesley doesn’t seem to picky so maybe I’ll just knit a scarf for her? The trailberries in Ullis are good, but…” Songbird starts to mumble to himself. “I can make a scarf that leaves a trail behind, you know. A trail as in when you move the scarf leaves, well, depends on what you want, butterflies or snow flakes behind. Or I can make a glowy scarf. Purely aesthetical and really hard work to make, but maybe…” mumble mumble

Inadi definitely needs new glasses. Ones that wouldn’t fall off. Unfortunately, I don’t think he would like having Nowhere’s special stick glasses on his face… They’re a good fit, but very noisy companions. Plus I heard they like zooming in on inappropriate places...?

(｡´∀｀)ﾉ I’m bushed! Of course, these are all just ideas. These items take a whole lot of effort to obtain and it’s not as if I’m sure that they will be entirely appreciated.”