Byrd Man said
I sent in joint war orders for both of us. Lincoln and Grant have a tag-team match with Davis and Lee on a barge off the coast of Charleston to decide who wins the war once and for all. Spoiler, Sherman comes in with a metal chair at the last moment and knocks Jeff Davis out.
Someone tries to suplex Lincoln, but he is so tall his body begins to act as a sail for the barge, setting it off course and causing several spectators to lose balance and fall into the ocean.
