They wish to bring War upon us! To ruin the Empire of Man, in favor of the Age of the Chicken!
HA! No, they shall fail in their conquest, and we shall send the putrid poultry to their dooms!
WE FIGHT, TO DEFEND THE EMPIRE OF MAN! TO SEE THAT THE GLORIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS, DO NOT ROT IN TIME, AS THE CHICKENS WISH! AND WE FIGHT FOR THE COLONEL, THE BRAVE MAN WHO FOUGHT MORE OF THESE DANGEROUS BEASTS THAN ONE COULD EVER DREAM OF SLAYING!
YES, WE FIGHT FOR THE COLONEL! We shall remember his eternal sacrifice where he fought against legions of foul beasts, all by himself! And we will remember this day, and remember this fight!
And lo, in the years to come, the children will sing of the heroes of the men who fought in this fight. The brave soldiers who rushed out to stop the Chicken Menace and fry them in 11 herbs and spices!
Dare you heed the call? THE CALL TO ARMS!?