Okuu tilted her head in thought as deep as her tiny bird brain could muster, harnessing all of her mental power in recalling her own dreams and as such not paying attention to portals, life-or-death battles, or gigantic muscly men diving out of towers and into craters made by space pods. "Hmmm... now that you mention it, I don't think I've had dreams like this one either," stated Okuu, "Usually, I dream about work. And then I wake up and do work. You know, regulating the temperature of Hell and stuff. But one time I dreamed that I was the mistress, and mistress Satori had cat ears and Orin had wings and they were both my pets. Except I had the same job I always do and went to work like always. Another time, I dreamed that no one stopped me when I tried to take over the surface and was the ruler of Gensokyo. But I also had the same job as always and I had to work twice as hard regulating temperatures for two different places." Okuu paused for a few seconds. "Maybe I have to work on making it a lot hotter here and we can get out of the dream. This place looks a little like Hell, but it's not nearly hot enough. What do you think, Cirno? Should I make it hotter?"

When he was thrown into the dimensional portal and found himself traveling it was like a terrible acid trip with a hangover that would just not end. He'd soon find himself in a warm, dark, and tight place. He wondered if he just somehow traveled in time before he was born but much more cognizant. He could feel movement and vibrations coming from outside. It seems he'd be being born hopefully soon because it was cramped and odd smelling. Meanwhile the dragon was spazzing out quite badly as he wiggled which would cause it trash about harder. Minutes would pass by and although the motion intensified he saw no bright light to emerge from. Strangely enough he also noticed a lack of contractions despite a whole lot of movement and shaking. It was here when his patience was thinning that an epiphany came to him of his latent powers. Punching through the brittle material crumbled like a toasted bread. Volvagia screamed a horrific scream as it thrashed about before flopping to the ground like a fish. An eyeball flew out along with most of its skull and brain matter as a man crawled out of the remains of its head as the scent of cooked brains filled the area. Oh yeah and there were some weirdos too but he ignored them and exited wherever it was. This land was odd but oddly familiar and it took much minutes for him to recognize where he was. He smiled in the nostalgia as recognized the place or rather the game he was in. He then wondered why the hell were so many people there for that one fight as it was one of the more brain dead fights in the game.

Rattlesnake Jack continued peering and walking around the armory of stolen Goron weapons and armor, before hit something with his boots. "Ahjeez..." He glanced down at the thing, and noticed, it was a pot studded with various jewels, from rubies to diamonds, and was gilded in gold. Rattlesnake Jack wringed his hands together as he glanced at Green, "Parner loot." The Business Scrub, walked over and grabbed it, before speaking up. "OH do I have to?" Green asked of Rattlesnake Jack. Rattlesnake Jack eyed him like Green just said something completely unreasonable. It was completely unreasonable, they had looting to do. "Why in tarnashtions not?" Green peered at Jack, "It's a chamberpot, and it's ripe!" He said, showing the not-so-delicious chocolate within it, as a bit of the liquid remains of it poured onto the stone floor below. Rattlesnake Jack reached up towards his mouth and pressed his bandana close to him for a good three seconds. He stared back at Green, "Can sell it, has jewels and stuff. 'Sides can say itwas dang'ol pottery."

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Deadpool dodges out of the way of two things, a flying jerkchicken and a very deadly, incineratery bout of fire. "ey! You! You almost burned my taco! Watch where your spraying that stuff!" Another bout of dragon fire turns his readied taco into ash. "AW, hell naw!" He takes out a chaingun, seemingly from nowhere, and holds it with one hand. He begins firing it at the dragon, all the while priming a grenade to do something really stupid. He waits until the dragon is ready to breathe fire again, then drops the gun, flinging himself into the air with a jump, the spinning to double jump, and grabs the dragon's lower jaw. "Eat this, you P.M.Sing bitch!" He tosses the grenade into it's mouth, then drops onto the rock platform. "Watch out! Hemorrhoids ahoy!"

"Very well! Let us end this here." Ganondorf's body seemed to swell as he gripped his sword with both hands. The Master Sword and Ganon's own clashed like deadly crescents, neither gaining the upper hand. Ganon swung downwards, clashing against Bee's sword. The force forced Bee to sink into the ground in a crater; the suited man grit his teeth. Bee's left hand zipped down and drew Korbo, and drew it against Ganon's belly, followed by swinging the Master Sword around his head, making a crossways slash against the first. The pair rose up, and with a clash of metal, Ganon's sword flew from his hands. "That is quite the skill..." Ganon said, fingering his wounds. "BUT NOW... LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I EARNED THE TRIFORCE OF POWER." he raised his fist, the triforce glowing. Ganon threw a swift uppercut with his off hand, knocking Bee into the air, then raised his right arm. Dark energy immediately focused, and he released a mighty haymaker into Bee's cheek. The boy went flying back towards the castle, smashing right through several bricks towards the interior. Inside, Bee groggily picked himself up, leaning on his pair of swords. Ganon leaped in, staring him down. With a roar, he grew in size and shifted his shape, becoming a gigantic boar bathed in flames. "Dude... tag out." Bee raised his hand to Jack.

Despite what Jerkchicken remembered after flying out of the tunnel, and very clearly seeing a dead dragon in the tunnel behind him, Volvagia again burrowed out of the wall and bathed the platform in fire. Deadpool's chaingun rounds glanced off the tough dragonscale, but his grenade managed to stun the dragon, giving Samus the opening she needed to scan it. *"Hylian Magma Dragon A little-known subspecies of dragon often found in nests of high population, they are of such numbers that local inhabitants believe it is a single immortal creature. Individuals are hardy, but not like most dragons are. Main threat is in their numbers."* Samus was not too surprised, but she was quick to relay the information to the others. **"Heads up, we've got a lot of company."** Had the area not been superheated already, she likely would have switched to thermal to assess the numbers they were dealing with, but she didn't get much more time to think before one of the dragons burst out of a lava pocket just behind her and grappled the bounty hunter, then dragged her into another lava pocket out of sight of the other avatars.

"insides weaker, eh? Oh boy, this should be fun!" The next dragon to come up immediately had a mouth full of mercenary. He wormed down it's throat, past where the fire comes from, and carefully takes his katanas from his back. "Slice and dice, baby! Time to see what you've had for breakfast!" He starts spinning around, poking his blades everywhere he could manage. If they punctured the esophagus, he would work his way down til he, well, crawled through the butt.

Rattlesnake Jack just stared at his Business Scrub who was carrying the gilded chamberpot, as they walked back upstairs. Green thought it'd be funny to toss the contents at Ganondorf. Then, things happened. He glanced towards Bee, as he cocked his head to face towards the Business Scrub. He quickly tagged Bee. Pointing his thumb backwards, "Go on an'loot. I'll take this overgrown chupacabra." He said narrowing his eyebrows as he took out his twin colts. "Power ya say? Heh, parner, I'll show ya a taste of _power_." He said as he pulled back both the hammers, and began clicking the trigger, unleashing a a quick torrent of bullets, as a hundreds of lead-pieces were flying towards Ganon.

Rawk, meanwhile, had to watch as two dragons popped out. "Well, so much for Ocarina's Lore. Turns out the legendary Goron Hero only slayed one Dragon." Rawk muttered. Two more of the dragons popped out. One of them lunged for Link, who quickly tried to backflip away, only to be grabbed by his attacker. The Dragon tossed him straight up, and raised its head up. As Link fell, he saw the Dragon had its mouth open as if to devour him. Link quickly pulled out a few bombs, and tossed them straight down before focusing on his magic. **Farore's Wind!** Link warped out of danger, but his inertia caused him to crash into the ground hard. The Hylian was winded, watching as the Dragon ate the bombs. --- Meanwhile, Rawk was dealing with his own issues. All his rocks managed to do was piss off a dragon that was coming out of the hole, and Rawk found himself trying to dodge the flames. However, Rawk wasn't entirely successful, as he acquired more and more burns. If he didn't do something fast, he'd be toast. So, Rawk aimed his Cyber Swords sending them towards the dragon's eyes. "Night night." Rawk said, as the swords neared the eyes. The swords could cut through anything, even thick Dragon hide. And the Dragon had nowhere to run...

The dragon deadpool so rudely entered was still above the lava, and having a real fit. It was gagging and coughing, doing anything to get deadpool out of it's throat. But it was obvious from the fact the bulge in it's neck was still moving lower that deadpool wasn't stopping anytime soon. The dragon roars in pain suddenly, and starts to flail it's body, diving in and out of the lava, doing anything to try and kill deadpool. Fire went all over the place as it breathed it in all directions. But the fire soon became blood, and a muffled "ah-ha! gotcha!" is heard from the now squirming bulge in the chest of the dragon. The dragon finally falls onto the platform, and deadpool drags himself out of it's mouth. He was covered in mucus, blood, and saliva. "One down" His head twitches to the side and he wipes blood from his blades onto the dragon "A fuck ton more to go."

"Uh huh, uh huh, wha?", Cirno tugged on Okuu's lapel in a blind panic, completely ignoring the giant pig demon that had appeared some ways from the castle, "B-but Okuu!", she said, "You can't make it hotter! That would be _awful_! An-an-and-" Did the fairy fear the heat? Was she thinking of her own safety? The safely of Hyrule's people? No, she had a far simpler reason; "-And if you made it hotter, all the ice cream would melt!", Cirno's tone took on a sudden firmness, "Okuu, you're not allowed until we eat all the ice cream. It's against the rules!"

Ajax soared through the air, towards the battle taking place underneath. Not gracefully like a bird or an acrobat but as a meteorite of muscle falling at terminal velocity (or what felt like it) ready to smash down unsuspecting victims. He wasn't going to flatten Ganondorf like that, it would be incredibly boring and really shitty of him, not to mention it might harm or even kill Bee because of their close proximity, but he enjoyed making flashy entrances. After a certain point, which Ajax had passed long ago, people like him needed to make their own fun where they could or lose their minds to the tremendous boredom or even outright despair brought about by a lack of credible challengers. Unfortunately for Ajax, things weren't about to go his way just yet. It all happened so fast he barely had time to register it, his mind focused entirely on nailing the landing. He was so close to the ground when Ganondorf lost his sword. Closer still when he first punched Bee. He was about to land when Bee was knocked away and Ganondorf followed suit. And seconds later, Ajax landed. The impact raised a massive cloud of dust that covered the entire area and the deafening, thundering noise of the earth splitting apart could be heard up in the castle as a new crater, more than double the size and depth of the one Cuban Pete's pod had made, was formed. On its very center was a fist imprint. Within the crater, fist still on the ground, was Ajax. He had landed doing The Pose. [You know, that one.](http://i.imgur.com/JDWQgUl.jpg) It'd been a pretty good entrance, honestly. It'd taken him a hell of a lot of effort to figure out how to leave the fist imprint instead of just making a hole in the center by punching through the floor. He looked up dramatically, waiting for the dust to settle. And when it did, he found himself staring at yet another empty battlefield. Nobody was there. "Wait...", he said to no one, "where'd the fight go?". The sound of gunfire, muffled but still audible, gave him an idea. Or maybe Jack had just run into a fight. Better than just sitting there. Such a nice crater, too. Sighing, he leaped back towards the castle.

Hundreds of bullets slammed into the pig-beast's flesh as it let out an inhuman roar, bullrushing directly past Jack and through another castle wall, entering a large, arena type room. Ganon circled around the perimeter, and stopped on the far side, stamping a hoof. With another deafening roar, it charged back towards Bee and Jack.

Cuban Pete stood rather uncertainly on the top floor. Judging by the harsh roars outside, he guessed that his plan to move the two sword-wielding combatants to a nice, easy-to-target place had attracted the attention of some beast. Cuban Pete hoped that, whatever the beast did, it didn't involve killing both combatants. If that happened, he'd have nothing to work with! Ultimately, he decided to let fate decide who survived, and looked around the room. Curiously enough, there appeared to be a pair of... winged humans cheerily dangling their legs off a fragment of the tower's wall. Cuban Pete stowed away his baton and spray-bottle, and approached Cirno and Utsuho with an unmoving smile plastered on his face. He gave his horn a tentative honk to catch their attention, and waved exaggeratedly.

Rattlesnake Jack glanced at the over-grown chupacabra that was Ganon, while he was roaring out a savage howl, as he rushed past him as he aimed his colts at the beast's torso. His right and left index fingers pressed against the metal as it quickly slammed against it, pushing it back to activate the triggers. _Click._ _Click._ "Shoot." He cursed out as he realized he was out of ammo for his pistols. He spun his pistols as he quickly returned them to the holsters. He glanced to his side as he saw, Bee. "PARNER! GETOUTTHEWAY!" He said as he flailed his right arm to try to get his attention. And then large debris from the castle wall came flying by, and not really surprisingly, a lot of them were really big. It would be suitable for getting the ground advantage, maybe. But Rattlesnake Jack didn't want to take his chance with that as he quickly ran past the large debris, instead taking chunks of rock which cut his duster-jacket. "Shloppy." He cursed out as he reached back into his duster jacket and pulled out a shotgun. He cocked it, aiming at the charging behemoth as he pulled the trigger repeatedly, as he shot some explosive slugs at the monster's lower regions, which hopefully would help out in Jack's assault on this beast. _Let's see how much you can take Piggy._ The shell remains quickly piled up, each of them making an audible pang as it hit the stone floor below. Rattlesnake Jack would take down this overgrown chupacabra, or whatever monster it was.

Okuu's eyes widened in shock, and she smacked herself on the forehead. She accidentally used her control rod, however, and bruised her face a little in the process. "Of course! You're so smart, Cirno. I had forgotten all about ice cream. To think, I was just about to melt this entire landscape into smoldering slag until it became as hot as Hell without looking for sweets first. I wonder if ice cream is as good as this shaved ice? I'm really excited to try it." Okuu smiled good-naturedly at the small fairy. It was a lucky thing that she was here together with a smarty-pants like Cirno, or else she wouldn't have gotten to try any ice cream. Everyone was always telling her not to think too much. Maybe it was because she would melt all the ice cream? Well, luckily she had Cirno to listen to until she got back home. Okuu usually didn't do naughty things when she had someone to listen to. Then a clown approached them and waved and honked his horn. Despite the fact that this wasn't a joke, Okuu clapped and laughed simple-mindedly. "Hey, it's a clown! Honk the horn again! I like the funny sounds."

Rounds slapped against Ganon like he owed Jack money as he charged, until a stray bullet caught the beast's knee. It somersaulted, and pushed itself into the air, jumping and landing on Jack's opposite side. It gave a second roar as it caught Jack with its tusks, tossing the cowboy and giving a wild stomp, shattering the stone beneath its feet.

Cuban Pete let out a barely-noticeable sigh as he honked his horn again. Forestalling further requests for his amazing musical talents, Pete continued to honk his horn as he beckoned for the two Touhou-born ladies to get off the wall and come closer.

Cirno giggled childishly at the clown, "Come on and sit with us, Mr. Clown! We're watching-", the tower shook as its ludicrous height and the vibrations lower down caused the whole structure to sway dangerously, knocking Cirno off balance and leaving her clinging to what remained of the floor. The fairy dragged herself back up onto the crumbling platform, still grinning, "-We're watching a man fight a pig!", she said happily.