"Hah, stabbing". Ajax's contempt for weapons was palpable. "Skipping right to killing or maiming just shows you're too weak to actually defeat your opponent. Don't talk to me about fear when you're too stupid to recognize it. Now, we're just going to sit down here and enjoy the show until it's our turn or the fight turns into a brawl". And with that Ajax took a seat, his right arm still holding on to Chaos' head, giving it another squeeze while dragging the creature down to the floor. And just in time too, as Ganondorf unleashed a blast of energy that cleared away the walls and ceiling, leaving him and Bee fighting under the dark sky. "How pointlessly dramatic. Fun stuff, huh?" he asked the little purple man in a headlock.

Rattlesnake Jack heard a rather loud crashing from up above. "Ah shit! The loot!" Rattlesnake Jack quickly rushed upwards, having to push through a bit of rubble when nearing the uppermost floor. He glanced towards the small winged creature Cirno, as arrived towards the floor. "Parner... Everything fine the-" That's when he heard a muffled but distinct, 'I don't get paid enough for this shit.' Rattlesnake Jack began removing chunks of debris when he saw a Business Scrub. "Ya work'ere pardner?" The Business Scrib just stared blankly. "Boss almost killed me. I feel that's a good enough reason to send in the pink slip." Rattlesnake Jack gave a nod. "Great I'mma need help in lootin all the goods." The Business Scrub shot out a Deku Nut at the rubble. "In. We'll have a lot of digging for this floor but, you came up right?" Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped and nodded. "He keeps some fun stuff down there. I'll exchange pleasantries when uh I'm farther away from the Ex-Boss." And so Rattlesnake Jack and the Business Scrub descended back down. They'd be fine up there and besides Rattlesnake Jack needed to loot.

The hand, much like the sword, did get cut, but, also like the sword, it only fell a few inches before returning to the arm and fusing to it. Ganondorf chuckled at that and quickly swept his blade, sending a wave of dark energy that would knock Bee backwards. **"Your blade is useless against me."** He sent another wave of dark magic, still seeming to be putting little effort into the fight. After the second burst, he quickly slammed his blade into the ground, creating another wave of energy in the floor in an attempt to trip up Bee. --- Volvagia did not stay on the ground much longer. By the time the Knights began moving in for a pincer maneuver, she shot up into the air far faster than Link ever remembered her being able to, and burrowed into the rock ceiling. As she moved through the rock, large boulders fell much like in the original fight, but this time Link couldn't use his bow to shoot her like in the original fight. After a few moments of burrowing, Volvagia shot out of the wall and bathed the area in hellish dragonfire. Samus barely managed to dodge by quickly entering Morph Ball and boosting away. Volvagia then went into the opposite wall, flying many times faster than she did in the game.

Bee jumped back, plunging Korbo into the ground to stabilize himself against the force waves. "That's too bad. I guess my partner will have to wait a little while longer." Bee sheathed his sword. He reached behind his back and pulled the Master Sword from the ground, glowing softly in the moonlight. "I don't suppose you know what this is yet: the Master Sword." Bee said, idly twirling it about. "Man, I thought this thing was the shit when I was thirteen." he said, holding it to the side. _Gatotsu._ With a leap, he drove the sword forward, aiming a pierce straight for Ganon's chest.

Rawk smirked. Perfect. Just as he'd been hoping. While his Knights veered from each other to avoid a collison (a slight oversight on Rawk's part, but not a setback), Rawk stopped a few of the falling boulders in midair using his telekinesis. Rawk set the boulders down around him. "Perfect. Phase one: Obtain blunt weapon capable of hitting hard. Phase two: Knock the shit outta this Dragon." Rawk muttered to himself. As the flames spewed forth, Rawk levitated above them, bringing the boulders with him. He couldn't risk his ace in the hole so soon. As soon as Volvagia was to poke her head out again, Rawk would fire the boulders. He would aim one right at the dragon, the others he'd aim in an arc in front of her as a means to block her escape path. With any luck, he'd hit her in the head, hoping to knock the Dragon silly, if even for a few moments. Meanwhile, Link wasn't a fool. Sure, the Dragon was faster than his ancestor's memories showed, but she was still killable. Link dodged the rocks that fell, and then hid behind his shield as the flames spewed forth. As Volvagia disappeared into the hole, Link pulled out a bomb. He threw it as hard as he could toward the hole. That outta get her to come out at the least. If he was lucky, he'd scored a direct hit.

Cuban Pete's pod rocked violently as it was struck by Ganondorf's energy waves. Desperately trying to keep the pod under control, Cuban Pete retreated upward and away from the fortress. Clearly, if the ship was to survive this fight, the fight would have to relocate somewhere safer... like a field or something. Cuban Pete hatched yet another plan, this one having nothing to do with grenades. Flying out to the rather broad crater his ship had left on first landing on this crater, he delicately placed a second tracking beacon in the middle of the crater, and flew the pod a quarter-mile straight up. Confident that his plan was in motion, Cuban Pete plucked a hand teleporter from the workbench, set its target to Tracking Beacon #1 (in the now-top floor of Ganondorf's fortress), and activated it. With a soft crackle, a blue opaque oval appeared at Pete's feet. Pete slipped the hand teleporter into his pocket, stepped off the oval, and stepped back onto it. With one small step into the oval, Pete appeared at the far end of the room from Bee and Ganondorf. A crackling stun baton in one hand, and a spray bottle of Space Lube in the other, Pete looked ready to unleash all hell on anyone in his way. Maybe.

Okuu, having finished destroying the source of the warlock's evil power, smiled proudly to herself. She had figured out the puzzle alone! Maybe she wasn't as stupid as she knew she was. Okuu began making her way over to Cirno, avoiding all the dark energy because she had been near the organ the whole time, while glaring at Ganondorf. "You fool," she cried, "Your power source has been destroyed! You can't even do that dark energy thing any more, so stop it. That doesn't even make sense." She nodded at Ajax, who looked like he was doing a headlock but there was no one there. He was probably posing, as muscly men were wont to do. Also a clown suddenly appeared on the other side of the room, but she had no time for clowns. She needed to talk to Cirno about something. She took a seat near the ice fairy, and looked at her with a seriousness that was rarely found on her face. "Are you gonna share that?" Okuu had never had the shaved ice, because it didn't last in Hell, but it looked kinda yummy and she was really hungry.

"Okay-", Cirno handed the broken pot off to Okuu, glad that someone semi-familiar was here, "-But you have to find your own spoon, okay? This one is mine. You can have, uh...", Cirno patted around where she was sitting, grabbing another shard of pottery and holding it out with her other hand, "...This one! Wait, it's dirty.", Cirno covered the shard in a uniform sheet of ice, completely defeating the purpose of finding a pottery shard to use as a spoon in the first place, "Okay, here!" Cirno ate with Okuu in silence for a little while, before Cirno looked up at the larger girl, "Hey, Okuu? You're clever, right?", Cirno asked as she idly picked her nose, another of Ganondorf's shockwaves whipping past the pair, "Where are we, anyway?"

"His blade does not constitute harm? What a shame. I was so hoping these..absurdities would kill the master of this castle. I do so hate a troublesome feast.." A bored voice stated, as chains shot over the edge of the platform, pulling something behind them as they latched into floor. "Hey..I know that voice!" Chaos laughed, as a red haired man, coated in the same chains coasted up, Arms crossed. "Pity. Now, I will have to shred my own meat from it's bones." The man declared , landing on the platform, the lengthened chains . He uncrossed his arms and pointed at ganondorf. Instantly, the chains on his arm unfurled, and shot out at bullet speed towards the warlock. Chaos watching in amusement. Alpha meanwhile took the distraction as opportunity. An opportunity to try and grab Ganon, knowing his regen would kick in if the bladed chains hit him through the tyrannical warlock. Omega, meanwhile wasn't having any of volvagia's flying away to a new hiding place bull crap. When the dragon attempted it, he fired his swords like arrows to attempt and skewer the beast like a butterfly in a science exhibit. "You are not escaping, creature. Not on my watch."

Bee heard a whiz, and knew in his gut something was gonna ruin his day. He knew to trust the gut. You always trust the gut. He swung the sword around mid-thrust, and switched to a palm strike, shoving Ganon away. He brought the master sword around in an arc, knocking away a flying chain, and with his left hand, drew Korbo, pointing it at Alpha. As the edge of his battle high wore off, he noticed a smashed organ, and the girls had begun to eat frozen ice. Bee kinda wanted some now too, but there was a more important matter at hand. "Did I call for help? Or are you the kind of pussy who only knows how to attack from behind?" Bee said, his eyes narrowing. "It's an insult to everyone involved to barge in on a duel between men. If you two don't understand that, then you can buzz off."

Cuban Pete took advantage of Ganondorf's sudden laundry-list of distractions, and put his plan into motion. He quickly tossed away his Hand Teleporter and spray bottle of Space Lube, placing them just behind Ganondorf as he stumbled backwards. With a quick telekinetic push, the spray bottle spritzed a path for Ganondorf to slip on, and the Hand Teleporter activated a portal to Tracking Beacon #2(in the crater). Sure enough, Ganondorf slipped on the Space Lube and was sent flying backwards, right into the portal. With a rather anticlimactic crackling noise, Ganondorf disappeared. He reappeared, looking somewhat dazed, in the middle of the crater Pete had left on his arrival. Far above, Pete's pod hovered. Cuban Pete, giddy with excitement, telekinetically snatched his spray bottle and teleporter away and into his hands. He stood behind his portal and lubricated impromptu Slip N' Slide and began honking excitedly, almost as if he was beckoning for someone to do the same thing Ganondorf had just inadvertently done.

"Fuck, see what happens when you mess around with someone else's fight? The clown does shit." Bee spat, and sheathed Korbo. "Now I gotta go track him down anWHOASHIT" Bee slipped on the space lube, rocketing at high speeds through the portal before landing in the crater. "...that's. That's actually really convenient. Now that those buzzkills are gone..." Bee picked himself back up, and pointed the Master Sword at Ganondorf. "WHERE WERE WE?"

"It's an insult to common decency to afford honor in battle to one that uses strength only to harm others. To offer a duel to a beast that truly thinks only of it's own station in things, and let such a thing continue to draw breath..that is an affront I do not care to watch any longer." Alpha stated, narrowing his own eyes. "If he had allies present, do you truly believe you would be fighting just him? Besides that, this thing would gleefully see innocents put to the sword for a trinket. Something I will not abide. Call me what you wish, but look to the facts before condemning my actions." He ended. Chaos was giggling like a schoolchild at the proceedings, taking much enjoyment. "Someone give that clown a medal of comedy! That shit's gold..hm, wonder if the lube's flamable. Hey, Venus de milo? Any thoughts in that empty headlocking brain on that? No? What about if I said I was getting bored and..oh, goody. Just enough wiggle room to twitch my middle fingers and cover this place with a f**k y'all blanket of lava." He smirked, proceeding to start rising up the lake below, with exactly a twitch of one middle finger. "So uh..not that I don't enjoy the bro hug..but..big bad muscle dude lets go of the handsome madman, or ruined scenic castle gets a warm coat of lava flooring." He stated, using a condescending slow talking tone as he explained his terms. The figure huffed at the deflection, instead sighting out an iron knuckle buried I. Rubble. "Very well. I'll merely focus on..appetizers." He declared, walking towards the immobilized armored guard. Passing jack on the way. An almost primordial grin on his face as he neared his chosen prey.

Okuu began eating the icy watermelon treat, and her eyes lit up with excitement. The Hell Raven had never tasted something so cold and sweet before, and it was a somewhat refreshing alternative to always eating meat fried in hellfire. She really liked hot food, of course, but it occurred to her that something like this wouldn't be bad every once in a while. She doubted it would survive the trip from the surface, though. Okuu looked down at Cirno, who was probably deep in thought and stimulating brain activity with her finger. Truly, the fairy was a genius. Okuu, not wanting to be left behind, also attempted a brain massage by sticking her finger up her nose. If someone as smart and strong as Cirno thought that Okuu was clever, even if everyone else thought that she was kind of dumb, it must have been true. She couldn't let Cirno down here! "Well," said Okuu, deep in thought, "I think I've been in a situation like this before. Yes, I'm pretty sure... that we must be dreaming." Okuu nodded. That must have been it. The Raven really _was_ clever, just like Cirno said.

Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped as he went down the stairway, before glancing at his Business Scrub friend. He snapped his right fingers, "May have left something upstairs, lemme gogetit." He emerged back up, his quest for looting would have to wait, as he swore he left something upstairs. That's when he noticed some weird looking fellow, reminded Rattlesnake Jack of a vampire he stopped from cannibalizing some frontier town. Who would have thought it was the town banker all along? Rattlesnake Jack surely didn't think it'd be the banker, as he pegged the the town rancher to be behind it. After all he was suffering from a lack of trade, from, well Rattlesnake Jack shook his head and just stared at the Dracula Wannabe. He glanced at the armored man and the weirdo approaching. Rattlesnake Jack shrugged, as he shook his head. "Boy ain't right." he grumbled out as he glanced again at the weird looking cultist. Rattlesnake Jack had looting to do, sides if anyone needed him they'd call for him. Until then he would reckon it'd be best to keep looting the stuff from the castle. He quickly went back downstairs where the Business Scrub was idly tapping its foot. "...Comeonc- Oh there you are." Rattlesnake Jack gave a small wave to the Business Scrub as he went down the final stair. "So whatcha leave?" inquired the Scrub. Rattlesnake Jack paused as he shrugged again, "Didn't leave anything. Though I did see a weirdo approachin' a metal man." The Business Scrub peered at Jack, "Iron Knuckle? Hope he's doing alright." Rattlesnake Jack glanced at his new accomplice, "I _think_ *hic* pardner will be fi- Actually he care for his job much?" The Business Scrub paused as he shot a Deku Nut at one of the walls. It didn't do anything to it unfortunate, as he cursed himself for not shooting the nut at a high enough velocity to screw with the wall. "I'm pretty sure he'd rather be stealing a tree somewhere." Rattlesnake Jack paused as he scratched under his chin, over his bandana. "Well I suppose if he calls out, we'll go get him. He looks like a strong guy, but ain't trusting the vibe of that weirdo." The Business Scrub stared at Rattlesnake Jack blankly for a moment, "Weirdo? What Ganondorf?" Rattlesnake Jack shoot his head, "Nah, some, weirdlookin' dude, Cultist? For sure ain't lookin' like the folks of Ganondorf up there. Pardner I have the suspicion yerfriend may be in a lick o'trouble, cause people who look like cult-folks, tend ta be cult-folks. ...Though back in Whitewind Gulch, that ain't necessarily the case." The Business Scrub just stared at Rattlesnake Jack, pondering what kind of insane man he had these business dealings with. Oh well it was at least better than the boss who threw a temper tantrum to destroy his own house. "Hng." Rattlesnake Jack scratched at his left temple as he glanced at the Business Scrub, "Think big guy upstairs will trash his own place somemore?" The Business Scrub shot out a Deku Nut at the wall, this time chipping a bit of brick. "I don't know... By the Gerudos! I haven't even gotten your name have I?" Rattlesnake Jack shrugged. "Jack, Rattlesnake Jack, and you pardner?" The Business Scrub just stared at Rattlesnake Jack for a good five seconds. NO one, ever asked him for his name. "...I, I forgot it. After working for a Future Tyrant, who just- I, I was taught I was just a Business Scrub." Rattlesnake Jack placed his hand on the weird, plant like body of his accomplice. "Pardner I'll just call ya erm, Green. That fine with ya?" The Business Scrub glanced again at Rattlesnake Jack. "Better than having no identity." Rattlesnake Jack rolled his shoulders around, "Anyhow... we need to loot, aaand gotta make sure nothin' happens to that there ol' Iron Knuckle. He's your pal, so... least I can do, sides you are already helping me in tellin' where loot is."

Ajax was moderately annoyed. After all his adventures it was a wonder that something could get on his nerves but everyone has their pet peeves and things around Ajax just seemed to be conspiring to upset him. People kept interrupting the duel in stupid ways and then the clown made Ganondorf literally slip n' slide into a portal which was funny but this wasn't comedy hour, this was fight night. Or day, or whatever this was. And then the little purple moron he was holding in a headlock threatened to fry him with lava, which would've earned him a dismissive chuckle if he hadn't threatened to do the same to everyone around, a little girl on the sidelines included. Well, Ajax's patience had run out. The milisecond Chaos was done talking Ajax's muscles tensed ever so slightly and he flexed his right arm, still seated on the floor and without letting the pathetic creature go. It was a simple motion, really, but in this simple motion was the power to destroy civilizations, a force beyond any reasonable level that represented perhaps the purest level of might ever known to creation as a whole, sheer strength that could only be defined as "unfair". Ajax flexed his arm with Chaos' head still caught between the forearm and the bicep, and, with a sickening crunch, destroyed him. The result was...[not pretty, to say the least.](http://i.imgur.com/9veQx26.gif) Gore dripping from his arm and staining his clothes, Ajax let go of the now lifeless body which continued to twitch and spew its impure ichor, almost as a parody of what Ajax had known him for. The muscular man stood up and looked at the corpse. "Those who don't know their own limits are nothing but idiots". He turned towards Alpha and the clown, his expression not soft, but definitely not enraged either. "Now that's taken care of...only the weak and pitiful discard their honor because their adversary has done so first. As for you, clown, I will admit that was funny, but there is a time and a place for everything. Never interrupt a fight between men". And with that, Ajax would've nonchalantly stepped into the clown's lube path and calmly slid portal like one would on a board in order to follow the fighters and continue watching their duel. He would've done all this if the portal hadn't fizzled out in front of him, vanishing from existence with a tremendously anticlimactic "poot". "Okay so now what. Hey uh...clown, sorry I don't know your name, where'd that take them exactly? I wanna go watch the fight".

Green shook his hands, "Iron Knuckle should be fine. Besides, like you said, shouldn't be needed unless someone calls for ya right?" Rattlesnake Jack gave a simple and prompt nod. "Pardner, whatchawanna loot?" Green tapped under his elongated mouth/shooter thingy. "Oh, mind if we rummage through Ganondorf's laundry? Shit stinks, especially when you get assigned duty to clean his loincloth." Green emitted a grimmace as Jack patted him and laughed. "Aight, buuut after that, only focus on sellable goods." Green paused for a moment, "Hey Jack." Rattlesnake Jack stared at him, "Parner, *hic*?" Green glanced down, "There's like this pair of Golden Gloves, or something the boss has in here. I think they'd sell for a bit." Rattlesnake Jack's eyes glimmered a bit, "Gold ya say? Gold sells." Rattlesnake Jack glanced at Green, as he began walking down. "Yeah, but uh, I'm not sure exactly where down it is. It's low." Rattlesnake Jack shrugged, "Well, gonna loot this'ere wholeplace. We'll find the gold later." Green glanced at Rattlesnake Jack, "But in the meantime we have plenty of other things. So wanna go take some Goron armor and weapons? Or possibly we can go loot some Gerudo cultural artifacts." Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped as he glanced at Green, and stumbled a bit. "Wherever we get to first." Green walked down a hallway, "Right then. Follow me Rattlesnake Jack." Jack promptly followed the Business Scrub, ready to loot more items. That is when they entered a room filled with all sorts of Goron arms. There were many gold and jeweled encrusted weapons of various sizes and shapes, "These aren't the actual arms, but you know the fancy ornate armor and weapons. Like for show." Green gestured over towards a large set of armor which had a gilded cape attached onto the back of it. Rattlesnake Jack walked over towards a rack with a few fancy daggers. He grabbed it and began examining the hilt, "Ooooh yeah, this, this'll sell. Oh yeah, parner, ya sure Ganondorf won't do any more trashing of his own house?" Green glanced down and spat out a deku nut. "Depends if its that time of the month." He said followed by a small laugh. Jack chuckled as well as he took the dagger and pocketed it in the duster-coat. The pair continued walking around the room as Rattlesnake Jack carefully eyed the goods for looting.

Cuban Pete shuddered and shook, looking at the mess that used to be Chaos' head. He reacted not out of revulsion or fear, but out of disappointment that someone would ruin a perfectly good brain like that. Oh, the things he could do with a brain like that! Hats, robots, meals, projectiles... Cuban Pete snapped out of his brainstorming at Ajax's question. With a chilling air of nonchalance Pete pointed outside, to the rather conspicuous crater just outside the castle.

"Alrighty, thanks. Sorry about the mess and all", Ajax said while shaking his arm to get rid of Chaos' blood, though there was nothing he could do regarding his chiton, the right side of which had several noticeable stains. "I just don't take well to wizards thinking they can do whatever they want". He wandered off towards the edge of the now completely obliterated and wall-less room and looked down before stopping himself and looking back at Chaos' corpse. Should he do something with it? Fire was usually the answer, burn it to a crisp and gather the ashes and bones, well, the bones that remained in this case, and bury them very deep. He could just toss it into the magma below. But that was probably not the best call this time around, as the guy seemed to have power over fire and magma. He wasn't about to manually mangle the corpse, he wasn't a savage or an animal. Well, okay, he was rather savage, but he still had standards. In the end, Ajax shrugged. Whatever happened, happened. He'd done his part just stopping another mad sorcerer from hurting others. Some might feel killing the man was excessive, but he personally did not have the ability to seal away magics, so that was the only other permanent solution he knew. Ajax shrugged and jumped off the tower, past the magma moat and towards the general area the clown had pointed towards.

Cirno nodded, "Yeah, that makes sense! But...", she pondered for a little bit, the weird overdressed man and the man with really dark skin appearing in a crater a little ways away, a third man making his appearance nearby while she did, "...Usually when I'm dreaming, Daiyousei is here. Also frogs. Sometimes Suwako comes and yells at me but then I beat her up 'cuz I'm the strongest. I don't think I ever had a dream like this, but there was this one time when I ate some of these mushrooms that I found in the woods and I had a dream where there were lots of pretty colors an' stuff and then I threw up a lot." Cirno leaned back and picked her teeth with an icicle, which didn't accomplish much since she didn't have anything stuck between her teeth in the first place, but Cirno thought it made her look cool. The fairy cocked her head, "What are your dreams like, Okuu?"