At last J.C. found himself against his greatest nemesis in the game. That fucking Hyllian Loach that had bested him in his childhood. Today would be the day he finally caught that fish!. Dumping the twenty rupees to the shopkeep he got the rod and entered the pond as the cool water reached his calves. Casting his line out into the deeper zone he waited until her felt the tug on the line and the generic red and white bobber dip before reeling it in. The fish looked big enough to trigger the appearance of the sinker line but he wouldn't know until he brought it back and lo and behold it was more than enough and he got a gold scale which was probably useless given he could hold his breath longer than 10 seconds. He then ran back into the pond and began circling around the area until he found that damned lure. It then occurred to him that part of what the lure effective was the camera perspective change which allowed for easy viewing of the pond bottom for best positioning which was something that wouldn't happen. Instead he dipped his head into the water so he could see the various hiding places before baiting the waters with some cheetos. Standing on the half submerged log he cast the new lure and let himself ruminate on deep thoughts such as: Why hasn't the owner noticed him splashing about in the pond, who's lure was it an how the hell did it get lost, and most importantly just what the hell lay beyond the chest high rock wall and the trees atop it.

omega heaved a sigh when the nest of Volvagias was revealed. he'd hoped that this venture wouldn't turn south like this. sadly, at some deep level, the elderly warrior knew that his luck would not allow such luxury. "well, i fought far too long to let some dime store dragonid rejects be the ones to bury these old bones." he stated, willing his armory to bear. the array of blades, blunts, spears and other assorted tools of war glimmering in the light the area's lava provided. "i suggest greatly that any whom do not wish to be skewered, move behind me." omega warned, before slamming down his cane, and sending the weapons off to attack anything in front of him. meanwhile, in the battle with ganon, when he buffed up like a steroid addicted skrull with Hypertrichosis alpha decided now, was the time if any to join in. prepping for a punch with one of his hands, he drew his blade with the other. "ok, the pig trans was one thing, but magic roids? no. not sitting back and letting that slip. listen. i'm helping." he told the others fighting, before attacking with a mix of slashes and punches in an attempt to help wear the amped up warlock down. should that prove insufficient or he got in a bad situation, he was all to prepared too shoot him in the eyes with an energy blast, and switch to ranged attacks.

Link and Rawk stood back-to-back. The two had only managed to slay one of the Dragons each. Samus was missing, Deadpool was being... well, Deadpool. And then Omega decided to make mincemeat of the Dragons. Rawk watched as one was torn to shreds, flinching a bit. "We'd better cover his back. These Dragons might just wise up." Rawk said. One of his Knights had been lost, and the other was without his trusty steed. He focused, and summoned two more Pawns. One of them he had transform into one of the Dragons and try to weed out their numbers further. The other he Promoted to a Knight, and had the new knight pick up his comrade-in-arms. Rawk watched as his Pawn managed to take down another Dragon, before it was set upon by three others. --- Link nodded at Omega's warning. "Sure thing." he replied tersely. Link then decided that Rawk had things covered where he was, and moved out to attack a Dragon trying to side-line Deadpool. Link lept upon the creature's back, stabbing at the base of it's neck with his Master Sword. The Dragon, in a last-minute attempt to take his attacker down with him, sought to dive into the lava. Link, noticing an increase in the temperature he felt, saw what the Dragon was doing. He jumped off the Dragon, but saw he wouldn't make it back to the platform. In a rapid desperation move, he pulled out a hookshot and managed to latch onto another Dragon, which he promptly started to do the same to. Again, the Dragon tried to burn him in the lava. This time, the Hylian managed to make it back to solid land.

Deadpool looks at the dragons being slaughtered, now back on the platform. "Oh yeah, almost forgot!" He chops off his mangled hand, so he can regenerate it without the bone being fused together. "Now for the next part!" He takes out a small device, and taps his foot as if in thought. He opens out to look at the whole known land of hyrule, and guesstimates the coordinates to the roid rage piggy. He enters them and the current coords into the device, then presses a button, showing up right on top of ganon... "Hello, all! My name is Deadpool and i'm here to prevent a rather unfortunate turn of events that may or may not happen in the near future!" you sounded just like Cable there LALALALALALAA! Not listening!~ Deadpool leaps down from the giant man-pig and waltzes (no literally dances over) to Ajax, and leans on his shoulder like they're old time pals. "So, honey, how are the kids?" He slaps himself "I mean, how is the battle going, fellow avatar? Report, Soldier!" He flings into a position of attention, and makes an officer's pose.

Ajax had had it. There was no reasoning with him anymore, no mercy to be found, only rage. He wanted a fight, a real fight with a worthy opponent, to feel the thrill of a life and death battle with nothing held back. No regrets, no excuses, may the best man win. Ganondorf could bring such a battle. One blessed by the Triforce of Power, who held his own might above all, who had conquered a world and bent it to his will with strength alone. He had waited patiently for his turn to come, and would've accepted it if Ganondorf had fallen before it came, but that his battle was now being interrupted by those with no respect for the world of a warrior like himself, he could not stand. His entire massive body tensed, his jaw clenched and his muscles seemed to grow even bigger and more defined, veins visible from head to toe. It was power beyond anything that might be considered human. With a roar that was more bestial than anything the world of Hyrule could manage, a battlecry that could be heard well beyond the reaches of the castle, Ajax burst with unchained power, cracking the platform in half from the impact of his feet pushing against solid stone. He launched a lightning fast right straight aimed directly at Deadpool's head. A single punch, simple, but properly executed and with Ajax's power behind it. A booming, deafening noise that might've been the sound barrier being broken could be heard as the fist flew towards its target. It took less than a second and the results were astounding. The shockwave alone was catastrophic, not only further damaging both sides of the platform, the castle's remains and the solid rock that made up the wals of the magma pit but pushing away the magma all around it. It could be felt even where Ganondorf and Alpha were fighting, a blast that could very well have been a high power explosive going off, strong enough to knock even them aside if caught unawares. Where Deadpool once stood there were now only a pair of legs. Blood was splattered everywhere, on Ajax's body, the floor, possibly on Ganondorf and Alpha as well. Everything from the waist up had been annihilated by a nigh-unstoppable impact from an indestructible object. "NO! THIS IS MY FIGHT! I HAVE WAITED TOO LONG, CROSSED TOO MANY WORLDS WAITING FOR A WORTHY CHALLENGER! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS OPPORTUNITY STOLEN BY A WEAKLING WHO NEEDS TO FIGHT IN A GROUP! STEP ASIDE OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

(no no autohit) but deadpool was ten feet away, perfectly fine, as he teleported to the right in a flash of light before the fist hit him. "hahah! You missed me! HAHAHAHAHAH!" Deadpool takes out a whole belt of twenty grenades, and his voice turns darker, angrier. "You really chose the wrong man to fuck with, bitch." He pulls the pin on all of the grenades, and drops them at Ganon's feet. "Since you're a fucking newbie, i'm giving you the benefit of the dumbassed ingnorant fucker. This ticket is only able to be cashed in once, cuntface. Have fun with your god damn pig." He clicks his teleporter and goes back to the dragons.

Rattlesnake Jack eyed Green with an intense stare. Green glanced back at him. They each held a handful of cards. As Rattlesnake Jack didn't want to deal with being stuck in the castle which would inevitably collapse like a mine, he used his grappling hook until he shot back down below the castle and just past the moat of magma. He stole the loot he want and he bested the Chupacabra. Now he wanted to play a game of cards. "Have any threes?" Jack asked to his associate who shook his head. "Go fish." Said Green as Rattlesnake Jack took a card from the top of the deck, when he heard an incredibly beastial roar, Jack peered at Green for a moment before glancing back towards the castle "That yer Ex-Boss?" Green held onto his cards as while Rattlesnake Jack was looking back he tried to sneak a peak at his hand. Out of the corner of his eye he saw his fellow Posse member try to cheat against him. With a quickly well-timed backhand he smacked Green's in his shooter. "Ain't y'all gonna cheat Green." Green grumbled out as he glanced back at the castle, "Nah Boss is slightly more shrill when yelling out." Rattlesnake Jack simply nodded as Green made his move. "Have any Queens?" Rattlesnake Jack plucked out a card from the middle of his hand as he handed over to green. "Six?" Rattlesnake Jack stared at him. "Go Fish." And so Green made his move and drew the next card. They both stared each other dead in the eyes, neither party ready to lose this card game.

Deadpool was sitting there in the middle of the platforms with the dragons, a roaring flame in his eyes. He looks at one of the dragons that was spewing flame all over the place, and sneered at it. He then teleports three times til he's right next to it, and slams one of his katanas through the diamond-hard scales and pierces it right in the heart. The dragon falls into the magma after squirming and knocking a few rocks on the ceiling loose. What in the fucking hell is roid rage's problem? Took to many shots, so he's upset his dick is tiny now. Talking about us needing to fight in a group after we've killed three four four dragons by ourselves. "We'll leave him for dead the moment he needs our help, that's for damn sure." Agreed.

Suddenly, a purple top hat with a green band around it appeared and landed on Ganondorf's head. Before Ganondorf could react, the hat leaped off and a man's head stuck out, looking at everyone upside down. "Ah, this is where everyone's been hiding." the orange-haired man said before disappearing back in and sliding out feet-first, the hat landing on his head. "So, who's bored?" he laughed, taking his hat off and reaching in. Seeing the world they were in, he smirked and pulled out a green and purple Master Sword before turning to attack the nearest protagonist.

Ganon brushed soot off his arm as smoke from the grenades appeared, then spit out a piece of shrapnel. "It will take more than a sneak attack from some weakling to defeat the Triforce of Power." he said sternly, as if chastising a child. "Try hitting me with some force! I demand everything you have! Don't come this far to tell me I'm about to kill a lot of children and fools." he shouted, and sprinted full speed at Ajax, lifting his legs up at the last second and springing them both out, forcing his entire mass forward into a rocket-like drop kick. --------------- "Ach!" Bee brought a hand to his bleeding lip. He'd nicked himself trying to pick his teeth with the Master Sword. Looking up, he saw Deadpool (in his X-Force attire no less) unleash a torrent of swears before throwing a few grenades and running away. Instinctively, he blocked a few pieces of oncoming shrapnel, and caught another when it lodged in his robo-hand. "...Jackass." he commented.

Deadpool was tap-tap-tapping on a phone that somehow appeared on his person in the last ten seconds. He grimaces and tosses it into the magma around the platform. "Wow, that chatroom turned into a drama fest fast. Never thought of wonderwoman to be the one to start yelling obscenities." He sighs and watches the dragons. "Question, hey! You! Dragon! Not you, the ugly one. Oh, nevermind you're all ugly as it is. One of you come down here!" The dragon looks at him in confusion, and roars in his face. Deadpool then proceeds to gouge out his eyeballs with a tea spoon he saved from that one anime game world they went to. It was his lucky spoon, it never let him down when he needed it most. Whether it was scratching his nether regions or eating taco salad.

Alpha noticed the hatter and heaved a sigh mirroring his elder counterpart. "Really. I finally get myself rid of the dumbass, and then you show up?" He asked, deflecting the blow with his own sword. "Well, at least I'll avoid the one on a tantrum. I'd rather not have to regenerate if he decided to punch through me. It hurts like hell to regrow the few fleshy bits lying about." Alpha mused to himself. Omega meanwhile halted his attack, calling a pistolsword to his empty hand. He leapt to one dragon that was flying near, before swinging his cane around it's neck and clamping on in an assisted full Nelson, wrestling the beast to the ground. He then switched positions to hold the creature down with his knees, before stabbing it in the sternum and discharging a volley of shots in it's chest for good measure. "Hmmp. Are you all quite fine?" He asked, as he got back up.

Hatter laughed as he leapt back. "You want a hole?" he asked, tilting his head as his eyes went wide. He ran at Alpha again, aiming the sword for his heart. Figuring Alpha would deflect the attack, he had his empty hand ready to jam through his stomach. If one of the attacks connected, he would smile and push with physical strength just short of Alpha's, laughing as he spoke. "I though you were better than this." If neither attack connected, he would swiftly bring his right leg up between Alpha's legs. "You know how to fight." he smirked before jumping back again. Either way, he would end up a fair distance from Alpha. "Hey, super pig man," he laughed, glancing over at Ganondorf, "Hurry up and kill that fool. If you win, I can take you somewhere to get more power."

Alpha did indeed make to guard against attack. However, rather than deflect the sword, he chose to do something else entirely. He sheathed his sword, and grabbed the sword mid stab with a hand, grabbing the jab with the other. "You know, people always seem to forget...my limbs. are made. Of. Metal." He stated simply, before attempting to pull the hatter in for a headbutt which, if it connected, he'd follow up with grabbing the hatter's leg, and slamming him to the ground, before more or less pulling a lou thesz press. If that sequence of blows was interrupted, he'd instead attempt a surprise attack by letting off a volley of point blank blasts. "Go back to underland." He'd droll, before setting off a final, larger blast. And of course, if neither thing worked, he'd mix up the two tactics.

Taking the headbutt, Hatter's head was thrown back, his hat landing on the floor. The body fell to the floor, blood coming from his forehead and throat. His voice came from the hat, laughing as he spoke. "You think it's that easy to kill me?" he asked, shooting out the hat, his feet aimed for Alpha's ankles. His hat flew to the ceiling, out of sight and reach of everyone.

"Hmm... I'm getting really hot, though...", Cirno's brow furrowed as she thought very hard, the platform she stood on still slowly descending towards the magma, "Maybe one of those other guys knows?" Cirno walked up the now-nearly-vertical surface of the tower, tugging at her blouse and panting. Gosh, it was like a volcano in here or something! She reached the edge of the platform and noticed that the other side of the pit was a whole lot higher, now. Weird. She cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted at the nearest person not currently fighting- in this case. Rattlesnake Jack; "HEEEEEY! HEY, MISTER BANDANA MAN!", she flapped her arms to get his attention, "IS IT HOT OVER THERE? 'CUZ IT'S REALLY HOT WHERE ME AND OKUU ARE AN' I WAS WONDERING IF IT'S HOT OVER THERE TOO."

Deadpool rolls his eyes, and tries to enter the coordinates to Hyrule Castle so he can bug the king. He presses in what he thinks is right, and presses the button. He ends up right next to cirno. "Oh, it's the child. Hi there!" He smiles real big, but it was obviously a sarcastic no clue why a kid is in this god forsaken place kind of grin. He pushes a few buttons on his teleporter and ends up right outside of the town outside of hyrule castle. "Ah, here we go! Boredom no more! He double jumps and then teleports across the moat, then runs into the now ruined town square. He shoots the redead in the noggins, and keeps going until he reaches the castle. He steps into the fortress, and looks at the place. Empty, dead. "Oh yeah, this place was raided by the moblin king. You know, i hope that ajax guy realizes he's fighting a technical god right now. Once gannondorf dies he's screwed."

Rattlesnake Jack gave a soul piercing gaze towards his Compatriot Green. It was finally time. "Have any..." Rattlesnake Jack paused for a good few seconds, "Jacks?" Green just stared at him before handing over the Jack of Clubs to him. "You were just waiting to say that weren't you?" Rattlesnake Jack paused in his answer as he heard some. He placed the cards on the ground. Standing up he took in a deep breath. Then, he yelled back, "WHY IN TARNATIONS YA THERE!?" He said as he frantically waved his arms in a few gestures trying to illustrate the need for them to head over there. Green just sat there eying his cards. "Hnn... What's the next card ya-" Turning his head to acknowledge him Rattlesnake Jack gave his answer, "Two." Green grumbled as he handed over the card.

Deadpool was walking around when he heard a loud clang. He turns to see a huge, eight foot tall hulking suit of armor walking towards him. "Ah, the legendary dark nut warrior!" Collapsed rubbish turns over to show nine more dark nuts. "Ten... Darknuts... This is going to be interesting." He takes out his katanas, and dodges the first swing made by the closest darknut. Deadpool then knocks his helmet off and cuts his head in half with a swing of his sword. He picks up the huge blade that the darknut had, and starts swinging it like crazy, denting the armor of the other darknuts. A fell swoop of one of the darknut's swords cleaves his torso in half, but the two pieces meet and reconnect like glue. The darknuts back up after seeing this, staring in awe at the fact he survived such an injury. Deadpool takes this moment to take out a grenade, and tosses it without pulling the pin. He face palms and teleports to it, pulling the pin and shoving it into the helmet of the nearest darknut, it exploding on his chest. The darknut starts lumbering toward deadpool, swinging it's sword wildly now to try and cut deadpool to shreds. Deadpool just keeps dodging til the darknut bleeds to death. Only two taken down. This was going to be a long battle.

Ajax grinned as Ganondorf ignored the grenades like they were little more than a handful of dirt. Yes! at last a fight worth having, a true man's fight! When the gerudo king charged him down, Ajax dropped into a slight crouch and flexed his arms, tensing his every muscle and focusing his entire might on hardening his body against the coming impact despite taking no guard whatsoever. When Ganondorf's feet crashed against his chest, Ajax wrapped his arms around the king's legs. It was like trying to catch a bullet train, and the force of the blow sent both of them clean across the platform, leaving two gashes in the rock where Ajax's feet had dug in trying to force them to a stop. With only about a foot to go before they hit edge of their battleground, and the magma that flowed all around them, Ajax managed to bring himself to a halt. He hurt. His chest had actually felt the blow, and Ganondorf's feet had left dark burn marks where they had landed. It was exhilarating. But now, now it was his turn. Wasting no breath with meaningless banter, sparing only a grin that was halfway between malicious and truly joyous, Ajax proceeded to quickly lift Ganondorf up by the legs. If the gerudo failed to defend himself, he'd be slammed down against the floor, the sheer whiplash from the sudden tugging up then yanking down enough to kill normal men.