~Graham Turner~
Mmm...Pizza.
PIZZA. DAMMIT, ALEXIS, THERE’S NO PIZZA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Graham’s stomach slapped him a few more times. Then he stumbled. Jeez, he had been hungry before, but he didn’t think his body would revolt like this. For a moment, he flashed back to the train. That weightlessness. It was pretty awesome, but then he recalled the pain that would follow. Somehow, Graham got a foot out to catch himself. Some stranger bumped into him.
“Oi, watch where you’re going, you-”Good ole Alexis. Way to have a brother’s back.
“HEY, I’m walkin’ down here!”Graham shot out his best Brooklyn accent with that reference. He meant it as more of a joke. He wasn’t really mad. Hell, he had been on both sides of this little tussle more times than he cared to count. When you’re as small as Graham, you blend into a crowd. Being run over by the Talls is just a fact of life.
Then he turned, ready to lay into the wiseguy.
Except it wasn’t a stranger.
And she wasn’t a guy.
Fuck.
Speak of the devil and he shall appear…
Alexis began stammering like an idiot. Huh. It was nice not being the one doing that for a change. Graham supposed that even a brute like Alexis would get slightly intimidated by someone of this girl’s size. Although Graham knew that he would have to speak in a moment, and he would be floundering just like she.
Wait. The girl...she had a look in her eye. And it wasn’t the pissed off look that the Largefolk normally gave to the hobbit. It was more like the one worn by his fellow weefolk whenever they ventured into the land of height.
Was she…
Dear Janus, she was...vaguely scared? No…maybe nervous?
The actual fuckity fuck fuck?
Then she dropped her head.
“I'm sorry, I wasnt looking where I was going. I didnt mean to bump into you. Please forgive me.”Oi vey… As if he didn’t feel shitty enough. Now she looked downright embarrassed. If her body language hadn’t screamed regret, he’d almost think she was fucking with him. But no, nobody gets like that without meaning it. Not unless she was the next nominee for Best Actress. Come claim your Oscar, dear, you can put it next to your Tony and the Grammy.
My name is Anastasia, Anastasia Tepes."What?
Again.
What?
“I’m Kitty Lee, let’s be friends!”…
Well. Graham had to give it to the itty-bitty one. She was three shades of oblivious. Good way to live, doc. Stay golden, Ponyboy. All that good jazz.
“Hey.”Ah, there was Alexis. It sounded like she had finally overcome her fear. He’d hope so, considering how intensely she was staring at the girl.
Oh how wrong he was.
"Uhm, I mean, uh...I-I wasn't staring! I m-mean, yeah, okay, I kinda was b-but that-...it was only because...you, w-well I mean I-I-I'm an idiot!"WHAT?!
AGAIN AGAIN!
WHAT?!
Graham couldn’t believe his ears. The girl was downright flabbergasted. He wasn’t that dense. There were only two reasons behind talking like that. She was either so overcome with fear that she couldn’t think straight, which Graham sincerely doubted, partly due to his prior interactions with the girl, and due to the fact that this would be what, the girl’s first time meeting Goliath?
Graham wiped his mouth with his fist then took a breath.
Or...
Or she had been struck by Cupid’s arrow.
Hard.
Graham smiled.
It had to be. It just had to be. This was almost exactly how his ‘best friend’ in his last school acted upon meeting the girl that later became his ‘girlfriend’. Granted, it lasted for a solid three months, but at this age? Might as well be a thirty-year marriage.
Sure, there was a chance that he was wrong. He could be misreading the situation entirely, but he doubted it. Social Studies, Math, and Science might make the boy seem a fool, but when it came to reading people? Graham was a pretty smooth criminal. He thought up all the angles, ya dig?
“Y-yeah, I’m an idiot! So, uh, ignore me! I’ll...uh, just be over here doing idiot things.”Yeeeaaah, might as well shout it from the rooftops, chica. This would be interesting. Well, he would have to don his wingman suit. He might be able to get Kitty onboard as well, dense as she might be. Hmm...yeah, she seemed like the type to play matchmaker.
OH SHIT. GRAHAM, YA ASSHAT. SPEAK, DAMN YOU, SPEAK.
“Ahh, it’s no big deal. I thrive off being a doormat. I’ll live. Just, uh, keep an eye out for the vertically challenged from here on, yeah? Do that and we’re square.”Graham spat it out with a grin. He had a little plan thrown together in his head. The time of revenge was nigh. Prepare, Alexis. It was your turn to be roped into shenanigans.
…
Well, surely blossoming young love would soothe the sore shoulder/face he would undoubtedly have later.
“Graham’s the name. I’m the uh, yeller from earlier. Sorry about that. As you can see,” he pointed to his reddening cheek before continuing,
“I’ve been thoroughly disciplined. I shall not scream at ladies. You can thank the stutterer over there. Call her Alexis, she usually responds to that.”There we go. Almost completely out of breath, and fearing the wraith of the punk-haired chick, Graham silently thanked his guardian angel for putting him on the other side of the group from her. Now he would just have to stay within sight of little Annie here until Alexis either forgot about this little ordeal, became too wrapped up in love to care, or one of them died.
Easy-peasy.
…
He had made a horrible mistake.
~Reginald Wagner~
Ahh…
The sea of uneducated young faces.
It would be a challenge to wrestle their poor minds away from the horrid clutches of that beast called Ignorance, but he would try. Oh, how he would try.
Wagner felt slightly at ease. Sometimes, oh how rare it was, but sometimes when he watched the students, he felt a sense of normality. After all, super or not, they were just teenagers. And he was just a teacher. They were here to learn, he was here to teach. No world-saving blunders, no cataclysmic disasters, no hellish abominations from beyond the beyond.
"Hellloooo Regi!"Well, perhaps he spoke just a little too soon on that last one...
Reginald Wagner, a learned man of forty-seven years, a man who had witnessed not only his own death, but the deaths of all he ever knew or would know, did something he never would have expected.
He let loose a small squeak of fear, not unlike that of a frightened schoolgirl, and jumped back ever so slightly. The Hillard woman was close enough that he was afraid to blink, believing that his lashes might end up stroking her face. He created some distance, clutching his chest.
“Sonofa- Ms. Hillard, please. I believe I might have lost a few years with that one.”The man took a few moments to recompose himself, drawing in air and calming down. He finally straightened up, though he did hook a finger under his collar, adjusting it so as to breath a bit more. Then he brought a fist to his mouth, covering his attempt at clearing his throat.
“Ahem. I trust you’re having a pleasant evening torturing those unfortunate enough to end up in your wake?”A slight test to the beast. It could look human, but pray tell, how was it at BEING human?