Silly boy. The Dark Messiah Tesla is the One True God-- I am but a humble servant of his, forever to serve and worship him! I am only a minor deity, the goddess of guessing names. Without our Lord, I am nothing.
There is only one god and he encompases everything. Any who state otherwise are false apostates trying to lead His subjects astray!
There is only one god and he encompases everything. Any who state otherwise are false apostates trying to lead His subjects astray!
Thus it is stated in the Tesla Creed!
TESLA BE PRAISED!
Fool!!! How dare you undermine Lord Tesla's servants?! Have you forgotten what is written in the Book of Mareepy Genesis?
And the Dark Messiah Tesla looked down upon his kingdom from his hellish throne, and saw that he alone, though undoubtedly the most powerful being in both the heavenly and hellish realms, was not enough to quell the wickedness of Lord Helix and his heavenly cohort. And so, out of his own Dark and Glorious Powers, the Dark Messiah crafted his right-hand bat, LOLBAT. But even LOLBAT, in all his derpy glory, was not enough. And so Sweet Tooth, too, was born from the Dark Messiah, the Unholy Trinity born at last! And just as the Dark Messiah's word was to be obeyed unquestioningly and revered, so too were the words of LOLBAT and Sweet Tooth, for out of the Messiah's own glory were they two born.
Fool!!! How dare you undermine Lord Tesla's servants?! Have you forgotten what is written in the Book of Mareepy Genesis?
And the Dark Messiah Tesla looked down upon his kingdom from his hellish throne, and saw that he alone, though undoubtedly the most powerful being in both the heavenly and hellish realms, was not enough to quell the wickedness of Lord Helix and his heavenly cohort. And so, out of his own Dark and Glorious Powers, the Dark Messiah crafted his right-hand bat, LOLBAT. But even LOLBAT, in all his derpy glory, was not enough. And so Sweet Tooth, too, was born from the Dark Messiah, the Unholy Trinity born at last! And just as the Dark Messiah's word was to be obeyed unquestioningly and revered, so too were the words of LOLBAT and Sweet Tooth, for out of the Messiah's own glory were they two born.
That's right-- we have an UNHOLY TRIO!!!
Stop trying to hijack my religion, Zoldie... >.<
Your religion!? The Tesla Creed is under the supervision of the Ecclesiarchy and they have deemed those words heretical and they should be scrapped from the holy books, in Tesla's name.
Soon an inquisition shall be constructed, a great force which shall safeguard the Tesla Creef and smite all apostates, heretics, blasphemers and non believers. That is the way Lord Tesla wants wilts it, that is how we shall act!
Your religion!? The Tesla Creed is under the supervision of the Ecclesiarchy and they have deemed those words heretical and they should be scrapped from the holy books, in Tesla's name.
Soon an inquisition shall be constructed, a great force which shall safeguard the Tesla Creef and smite all apostates, heretics, blasphemers and non believers. That is the way Lord Tesla wants wilts it, that is how we shall act!
There is no fear in conviction.
There is no cowardice in faith.
TESLA BE PRAISED!
Tesla be praised indeed.
I feel like this is actually a pretty good simulation of how the East-West schism happened. One person said, "this is how we do things!" and another person said, "no, this is how we do things!" and then there was a lot of fighting. And then the church split up.
I feel like this is actually a pretty good simulation of how the East-West schism happened. One person said, "this is how we do things!" and another person said, "no, this is how we do things!" and then there was a lot of fighting. And then the church split up.
Ugh, I've got a killer headache... >.<
Pretty much ye, although the things I am saying would even make fanatics frown... unless they're with ISIS...
It's from the Warhammer 40k universe, ever heard of it?
To sum it all up: Mankind is spanning across millions of stars and instead of providing galactic peace and have a Utopia where reasonable people run the state in harmony with the other Alien races we have something... different. A brutal theocratc dictatorship which is at war with EVERYONE and is run for a large part by the church which reveres the, now incapasitated for 10.000 years, Emperor of Mankind as our one and only god eventhough he himself said gods didnt exist...
Pretty much ye, although the things I am saying would even make fanatics frown... unless they're with ISIS...
It's from the Warhammer 40k universe, ever heard of it?
To sum it all up: Mankind is spanning across millions of stars and instead of providing galactic peace and have a Utopia where reasonable people run the state in harmony with the other Alien races we have something... different. A brutal theocratc dictatorship which is at war with EVERYONE and is run for a large part by the church which reveres the, now incapasitated for 10.000 years, Emperor of Mankind as our one and only god eventhough he himself said gods didnt exist...
Sounds like fun, right?
Heard of it, never played it. Yeah, it sounds pretty interesting~! Isn't it a tabletop game?
Heard of it, never played it. Yeah, it sounds pretty interesting~! Isn't it a tabletop game?
It is... and it's too expensive imo to start with now. If you're interested in a tabletop wargame ypu'd be much better off with something like Dystopian Wars, although that is lacking the great lore of 40k.
I mean come on, what other universe can make orks hilariously stupid and also a galactic threat?
It is... and it's too expensive imo to start with now. If you're interested in a tabletop wargame ypu'd be much better off with something like Dystopian Wars, although that is lacking the great lore of 40k.
I mean come on, what other universe can make orks hilariously stupid and also a galactic threat?
I have no idea how to play tabletop wargames, though... and I have no one to play them with. I mean, not too many other girls my age are interested in this sort of thing. And people who ARE tend not to be too open about it. So it would probably be kind of hard to find someone to play with at my boarding school~
Same here. It's gonna be pretty fun watching him interact with some of the derpier characters in this RP, huh?
OH HEY. SHOULD WE HAVE INTRO LESSONS WITH THE TEACHERS???
(Also, Ogo, were you going to post in the Pokemon RP?)
Intro...lesson? My tiny public school brain no comprende.
But yep, yep. Actually working on...well technically four posts altogether for my various shizzles. Waiting to post them all back to back just so I don't break the flow.
Normally there's an orientation of some kind for new students when they come to a new school. You can handle that as you wish, but it's an idea.
Yup, yup. I'll leave that up to Fifi, since she's our proper GM for this one, and I really don't have a normal teacher anyway, although Dorian could probably do some teacher's aide type things for Meredith and her biology classes.
Urban, prepare to have dorky, silly little Kitty begging Henry to teach her how to fight!!! She's bound to be very enthusiastic about self defence classes... mostly, of course, because teleportation is not a particularly exciting or offensive power. xD
Urban, prepare to have dorky, silly little Kitty begging Henry to teach her how to fight!!! She's bound to be very enthusiastic about self defence classes... mostly, of course, because teleportation is not a particularly exciting or offensive power. xD
"Your lack of creativity limits your ability! Your brain is huge, so use it! The best way to fight is to learn how to run! It doesn't matter how massive your opponent is or how hard they hit if they cant hit you!"
"Your lack of creativity limits your ability! Your brain is huge, so use it! The best way to fight is to learn how to run! It doesn't matter how massive your opponent is or how hard they hit if they cant hit you!"