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On one hand, Aaaaaaaaaaah crap! I didn't know this was happening!

On the other hand, uuuuuuuuuuh, crap. I don't have an idea for this.

Edit: got one! Time to borrow an idea from an anime!
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I'm trying out a kinda new style with this one and it seems too clunky and formal (I normally try to use the vernacular, see). Even though I really like the story and the lie it encapsulates, it just... UGH it doesn't read right! Damn, this is what I get for stepping outside my comfort zone.

But I suppose I'm here to improve, not to win (though winning would be nice!). So I think I'll keep it. Evem though it pains me to do so.
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O_O Okay, I'm progressing through this challenge easier than any challenge combined.
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Ok. I found out about this 4 days after it was posted. Better than last time! ;)

*goes and sits in the I-don't-think-I'm-good-enough-to-be-mediocre corner*
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Well I was going to write, and then my motherboard broke. For the second time this year. My computer will act as if it lost post every 10 minutes now.

Given the quality of my laptop keyboard, as well as the writer's block I am making this post to cover up, I might not finish in time. Which is a real shame, because I had the tissues and sad music all ready for writing it.

I'll do my best, but no promises.
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I just finished my first draft. In keeping with this contest's theme, THIS IS THE GREATEST AND BEST WORK OF LITERATURE EVER PRODUCED AND I WILL CERTAINLY WIN THE CONTEST!
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When's the deadline?
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When's the deadline?


17th, as stated in the OP.
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@Terminal

Thanks. Five days! :)
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In keeping with the theme, our work is 200 pages long and was submitted four weeks ago.
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Knowing our luck, @mdk's entry is just going to be 'This contest's entire theme was a lie and I'm just giving myself the win.'

Because you have to admit from a meta standpoint that's a pretty excellent lie after the fact and after everyone got suckered into submitting entries.
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I wish I thought of that. Actually this whole contest was put together pretty much entirely by @RoflsMazoy and the team, since I was on vacation when I should've been helping plan things.
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So your involvement is all a lie, @mdk?
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So your involvement is all a lie, @mdk?


I can neither confirm nor deny any details of the operation without the secretary’s approval.
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Oh, dear.

*collapses against a wall*

Y'all and your extrapolation of the theme. It's making my head spin.

Also, I'll tell you right now, the lie in my story is so juvenile it probably doesn't even count.
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Well, given recent developments, I don't think I can actually do it this time. Sorry for breaking up the showdown.
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Well, given recent developments, I don't think I can actually do it this time. Sorry for breaking up the showdown.


The wildcard has been removed from play.
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<Snipped quote by Keyguyperson>

The wildcard has been removed from play.


It's ok. In a surprise twist, none of you would have won anyways.
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<Snipped quote by Terminal>

It's ok. In a surprise twist, none of you would have won anyways.


Two of (us) are still in play, and our participation renders your conditionally perfect past tense grammatically incorrect. You were not referring to any of the other contestants either since we know that at least one of (them inclusive of us) will win. So you are wrong, and you cannot say you were referring to somebody other than myself, @mdk, and @Keyguyperson.

In other words: Keep that up and the only one sure to lose, is you.

Then again we've been told only to vote based solely on what we perceived was the best lie, so I suppose even the shittiest entry in terms of writing could win as long as the associated lie was especially arresting.
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*has written two totally different entries, is debating which one to submit.*
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