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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MrSkelton
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MrSkelton AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Uuuuh. Yoo I'm the zone, cooking some eggs on a stove. Like a motha fuckin g. Sitting on my throne slinging stones. OG uhh I go Stoopid and go dumb nobody wants to fuck around uhh.. Getting bitches wet, their pussy about to blow, aabout to deep end it with my bone. Fly to rome and get baked mother fucking hating sip some patron uhh.. Let's Go

-Someone in a YouTube comment section.


Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheMadAsshatter
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"This is silly! Why are we even dancing around this? You and I - we play this game like clockwork. We really know what this is about. It's about my dick isn't it? You think it's too small. Well, it is, but don't let that stop you from getting it. I've seen the way you look at me; there's something electric about us - and I think you felt it every single time. So, why don't we just quit the games, quit the friendzones and we fuck right here and now?"
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Sugar and Spite
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Pardon me, but is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?"
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"Monkey see, monkey really want to do you."
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Sugar and Spite
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@Altered Tundra DUDE xD

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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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@HaleyTheRandom Yes?

"If a tree falls in a forest, will people be able to hear you scream when I fuck you hard?"
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Mad Hatter
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If I had a dollar for every time I got shot down, I'd give them all to you for just one kiss.
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Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by nichinichisou
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I hope you like Yoshi.

'Cause I'm gonna woolly your world.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Mad Hatter
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Hey, girl, is your name Google? 'Cause you've got everything I've been searching for
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Mortimer Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

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Ayo' girl, I hope you like to go fast 'cause I sure know how to write some awesome Sonic Fanfiction.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheSage
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"Ayy Baby, are you a swamp, because I'm shrek, and this is my swamp now"
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Mad Hatter
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"I may not be "Mr. Right", but I'll fuck you till he comes along."
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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ClocktowerEchos Come Fly With Me!

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"This is my dick. You should be on it."
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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GodOfWar Originally Bloodied

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"Baby, I'm like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get..."

That's all I got, forgive me.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by King Solterra
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King Solterra My Kingdom

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Was your exhusband the burning man? Because the closer I get to you the more I feel the heat
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"At day, the sky is blue,
At night, the sky is black.
I have one question for you:
Front or back?"
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"Ayy guurrrrl, I wanna Machop dat ass."
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