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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted. All is preserved in formaldehyde.

I wish everyone was happy.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by SleepingSilence
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Wish granted, politicians disappear from the planet which causes all the assholes that actually liked them to become them, causing everything to be corrupted once more.

I was ninja'd. >.<

Wish granted, everyone is happy, unfortunately it's a mass produced hallucination, ala the matrix and aliens are now harvesting us all while we're unaware. I hope your happy.

I wish for the ability to understand and talk to animals. So I can have an animal army obey my commands and unleash my vengeance upon the world. o:3
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Granted. They kill you in your sleep because they need to keep the fact they can all talk a secret.

I wish for the genie to be nice.
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Granted. He's too nice. He smothers you with his niceness. You file a restraining order.

I wish I got paid more at my job.
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Granted, but you're payed so much, the economy crashes and your money is worth not even a thousandth of your old pay check.

I wish the economy was taking off.
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Granted, but you're payed so much, the economy crashes and your money is worth not even a thousandth of your old pay check.

I wish the economy was taking off.


Granted. It's taking off. For a vacation. While on vacation the economy is hit by a bus and tumbles down a ravine. The economy is dead.

I wish sugar had actual nutritional value.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted, but it now tastes bad.

I wish that all criminals faced justice and that no innocents were wrongly convicted.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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granted. The judicial system works so perfectly that they start going after people for everything they've ever done wrong, including their own thoughts. Welcome to Orwell's 1984.

I wish for a reasonable amount of the world to finally be at peace, never getting dragged into or involved in any conflict. Terrorist attacks fail constantly in these countries, and the overall quality of life is so much better because people actually are getting along with each other for once. This wish must include the country in which I live.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shiny Keldeo
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Granted. The parts of the world you wish to be peaceful are now peaceful. Those that are not, however... they are constantly at war with one another. Eventually those countries become nothing but desolate wastelands, devoid of any life. You'd think that's fine, yes? Well, think about all the innocent lives, not just men, but women and children, that were killed because of this wish. Yes, there is peace, but can your subconscious live with knowing what happened to achieve that?

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.


Granted. Everything is now allergic to you.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish Brendon Urie fell in love with me.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted, but you no longer wish to love him or be anywhere near him. It gets stalkery very fast.

I wish I could find religion.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted. You find the Imperium of Man's Inquisition who torture and kill you because you're a fucking heretic.

I wish I had a piece of paper.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. It cuts you. :(

I wish I had scissors.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Granted, they stab you in the heart.

I wish I had a nice, loving cat that was perfectly healthy, didn't die, obeyed my every command, snuggled with me on a night, and was non-corruptible, unlike the little shit that's currently clawing my feet.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Camerch
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Granted. It is a mindless automaton that has no emotions and obeys your every work like a slave.

I wish for the same cat, but with actual emotions and charm.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. You become the cat.

I wish for an infallible wish!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but it explodes when you try to blow it up. Should have checked the warranty mate.

I wish that when I die it shall be peaceful and not brought on by a shitfest of deathmetal and nails on chalkboards.
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You die peacefully, only to be reincarnated as a newborn baby in a deathmetal concert. Your new mom likes to express her anger by scraping her fingernails across chalkboards.

I wish to die IN GLORIOUS BATTLE!
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I must have a horrible mother if she gave fucking birth at a deathmetal concert and became a back alley baby.

Granted but you get shot and killed in the opening seconds of the battle and you just become another name to the list of people who've fucked up enough to get 360noscoped420blazeit by a chipmunk with a blunderbuss.

I wish I didn't die in glorious battle and not have my name remembered after a heroic sacrifice I did to save the lives of everyone.
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