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youtu.be/VxeIBwyLx08

Holy shit I just found Kastrati's spirit animal.

@Damiann47Haven't you heard the pick up line?

"Want to know the equation to love? Add me into your life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply."

Which can also be expressed through the equation of:

_{(Me + U) - Clothes}
------------------ X offspring = Love
^Legs

I hope this has been an educational lesson with Clocku-sama-sensei ^^

Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

"What things? You don't do things"

"Yes I do! I take enthusiastic walks in the woods",

"And kill homicidal Vampire Priests?"

" Very enthusiastic walks"

Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

"What things? You don't do things"

"Yes I do! I take enthusiastic walks in the woods",

"And kill homicidal Vampire Priests?"

" Very enthusiastic walks"

Looks like I'm booked for tonight.

Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

"What things? You don't do things"

"Yes I do! I take enthusiastic walks in the woods",

"And kill homicidal Vampire Priests?"

" Very enthusiastic walks"

Don't forget this one bit of reaaaalllllyyyy important life advice:

"Bitches love cannons."

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Don't forget this one bit of reaaaalllllyyyy important life advice:

"Bitches love cannons."

Give that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons!

"What's a catholic priest doing here? The nearestc elementary school is 10 km away"

@Damiann47Haven't you heard the pick up line?

"Want to know the equation to love? Add me into your life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply."

Which can also be expressed through the equation of:

_{(Me + U) - Clothes}
------------------ X offspring = Love
^Legs

I hope this has been an educational lesson with Clocku-sama-sensei ^^

I've heard that one. Except the version they used said "add a bed" (then subtract clothes, etc.)... Yours seems slightly more romantic for some reason. Which is kinda disturbing.

X Offspring huh?

*Nori gives shifty eyes before cranking up the club's PA system to it's max volume setting* PRETTY WOMEN, WHAT'S UP!?

Just remembered this.

I sort of pity any mugger who tries their luck on Kastrati once he punches out (heh) of work.

Betting two broken legs and a swollen eye. At least.

LUVATORRRY!

this reminded me of a t+pazolite song's name and i got excited only to click on the link and be disappointed.

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Give that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons!

"What's a catholic priest doing here? The nearestc elementary school is 10 km away"

"It suddenly reeks of hypocrisy. Oh my, if it isn't the Catholic Church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? PROGRESS!"

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I've heard that one. Except the version they used said "add a bed" (then subtract clothes, etc.)... Yours seems slightly more romantic for some reason. Which is kinda disturbing.

You see, the reason why it sounds more romantic is because of the "Me + U" part.

We commonly associate such a saying with romance as its very basic, proper form can be seen as "You and Me", implying romantic connection. In modern internet terms, "Me + U" is simply a modernized form of "You and Me". We are given something that we can connect with, whether that be through song, TV, real life, etc. Its because our brain will naturally put our "dream candidate" in that position with us. Of course, it could also be someone of importance like an SO or even someone random of Howard Hughes, but in all of those, we're given someone we can be attracted too by human biology; we are given something that we can possibly hump and have children with in the most primitive sense. Of course, humans aren't nearly as beastly as they once were, so its gotten a lot more complex than "you're close to me, you're the opposite sex, let's fuck" and we discovered how to process a thing call "love" and thus "romance".

On the opposite side, we have a bed which is an inanimate object. Thus our brains in a primal state say "do not fuck, does not feel good", unless you're into trying to hump a street lamp to which I say, we all have our fetishes. Its like how most people do not positively look at dogs who try to fuck their couch. We cannot establish a biological relationship with something our brain says we are not compatible with, thus there is no romantic trigger that is set off.

And there I go, I have broken down why one would feel that "Me + U" is more attractive than "add a bed" to a biological and physiological science and you've learned one more thing from Clocku-sama-sensei

Opps look what I dropped here.

"Wearing a kilt"

I like this man already.

....Probably going to need to just start adding these to Kastrati's quote section.

Opps look what I dropped here.

"Never stop fightin' for what yo' believe in."

funny since the theme song for my character that i am definitely going to make is literally called warriors and the lyrics of the chorus basically mean that

...... My word. I get a few things done IRL and here I am catching up on six pages of OOC, several new characters, one sad withdrawal, pigeon references, cool music, and my random thoughts on a possible side character. Also... HOLY PINEAPPLE ZESTED HOMOPHILIA!!! That was a lot of gifs.

I pity Vern's chances... of dodging the traps...

More backstory for Kastrati, in his own words. [+]

"Uh. Right. Whateverstan. That was a clusterfuck. Don't believe the movies kiddies-where everyone is all cool, competent and just watching them in action is like the ghost of Sun Tzu personally cramming his tongue town your throat. We were led by idiots, our squads were made up of idiots and our allies were idiots.

I mean, one time, on of our guys thought he saw an enemy convoy. It. Was. A. Single. Light. But he outranked us, an' the employer took his side. So long story short, we liberated the hell out of a camp fire and some sand. At least I think it was a campfire. Wasn't alot left.

I would tell you how many starving children each artillery shell we lobbed at that dastardly campfire cost and how many starving children and uh, I dunno, homeless starving children it could have fed, but I'll just leave you with the comforting knowledge that I was assured it was a very evil campfire."

....Probably going to need to just start adding these to Kastrati's quote section.

This makes me both want to laugh and cry at the same time.

WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS DAMMIT ;-;

Hey, I just added a bit to the end of Amaya's Bio giving a REALLY BRIEF run down of what she's been doing (a whole lot of nothing). She's also looking for somewhere to stay for the summer (Her parents won't let her come back for some strange reason). Also to stay on campus is too expensive for her.

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This makes me both want to laugh and cry at the same time.

WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS DAMMIT ;-;

It was a very evil campfire. :p

And I'm sure the sand wasn't entirely innocent!

@MyCatGinger@Narcotic Dollie

So I hate to have to be the one to break this to you

but Nick Weston wont be in season 3, hes in Rehab.

After having his heart broken he ended up doing coke with Kaga and got into a world of trouble over the spring.

I was thinking maybe Nori could take over the radio show, as its what nick would have wanted, but I'm open to anyone else if you think she rather wouldnt.