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My captain ironically will not be Kazzlehorf. My captain will be Kasahov. Who is literally the worst thing in the whole universe if you ask kazzlehorf. Kazzlehorf will try to get whatever faction they can, even the ones trying to kill Kazzlehorf to think of the most creative ways to horribly murder Kasahov for its deviance. The more humiliating and drawn out the better, and please film it for Kazzlehorf. Kazzlehorf will love you for that.
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My captain ironically will not be Kazzlehorf. My captain will be Kasahov. Who is literally the worst thing in the whole universe if you ask kazzlehorf. Kazzlehorf will try to get whatever faction they can, even the ones trying to kill Kazzlehorf to think of the most creative ways to horribly murder Kasahov for its deviance. The more humiliating and drawn out the better, and please film it for Kazzlehorf. Kazzlehorf will love you for that.


The Xim will probably greatly admire and even look up to Kazzlehorf for their (as the Xim see it) harmonious society and genetic structure.

They don't like cold-blooded murder, but they might take up the offer to kill Kasahov, especially if they can harvest some of his genes for experimentation and engineering.
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Kazzlehorf is perfect already, no need for experiments.
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Kazzlehorf is perfect already, no need for experiments.


The Xim believe they can acquire perfection and even godhood through science and genetic engineering. They want Kazzlehorf DNA to take anything useful from it and add it to their own genetic structure, while discarding anything not useful. Kinda like the Borg

If the Xim achieve their goal, they will have the strengths of every species and every conceivable being, with the weakness of none. They will truly be the perfect beings.

Kazzlehorf may not be all-powerful, but if they've survived long enough to reach the stars, they must have something useful that the Xim can add to their DNA.

That is what the Xim would ask for in exchange for killing your Explorer.
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<Snipped quote by Arawak>

The Xim believe they can acquire perfection and even godhood through science and genetic engineering. They want Kazzlehorf DNA to take anything useful from it and add it to their own genetic structure, while discarding anything not useful. Kinda like the Borg

If the Xim achieve their goal, they will have the strengths of every species and every conceivable being, with the weakness of none. They will truly be the perfect beings.

Kazzlehorf may not be all-powerful, but if they've survived long enough to reach the stars, they must have something useful that the Xim can add to their DNA.

That is what the Xim would ask for in exchange for killing your Explorer.


The X'Cor may really only be useful for their speed and adrenaline glands. Literally the only things they have going for genes
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<Snipped quote by Arawak>

The Xim believe they can acquire perfection and even godhood through science and genetic engineering. They want Kazzlehorf DNA to take anything useful from it and add it to their own genetic structure, while discarding anything not useful. Kinda like the Borg

If the Xim achieve their goal, they will have the strengths of every species and every conceivable being, with the weakness of none. They will truly be the perfect beings.

Kazzlehorf may not be all-powerful, but if they've survived long enough to reach the stars, they must have something useful that the Xim can add to their DNA.

That is what the Xim would ask for in exchange for killing your Explorer.


Kazzlehorf will be so pissy that you think they are not 'all-powerful' and would not want to share his DNA. Kazzlehorf would never want to dilute his perfect DNA with that of other species. Kazzlehorf is all that is good, no need to improve things. DNA of Kazzlehorf is the best DNA already, this experiment is idiotic and has no value. Kazzlehorf will demand a alternative deal. How do they feel about TV? Kazzlehorf has the best culture and media. Thousands of episodes of "Kazzlehorf Adventures" will be sent to your faction. There is no better media around.

(Kazzlehorf is convinced it is the perfect thing at everything even with mountains of evidence to the contrary. Kazzlehorf is totally convinced it is being the perfect diplomat when it throws out offers like this. The reason why things never go right with kazzlehorf is because all the other factions have horrible and unreasonable diplomats who don't know the perfect being of which there is no comparison to even when it is clearly staring at their face.)
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<Snipped quote by Hael>

Kazzlehorf will be so pissy that you think they are not 'all-powerful' and would not want to share his DNA. Kazzlehorf would never want to dilute his perfect DNA with that other species. Kazzlehorf is all that is good, no need to improve things. DNA of Kazzlehorf is the best DNA already, this experiment is idiotic and has no value. Kazzlehorf will demand a alternative deal. How do they feel about TV? Kazzlehorf has the best culture and media. Thousands of episodes of "Kazzlehorf Adventures" will be sent to your faction. There is no better media around.

(Kazzlehorf is convinced it is the perfect thing at everything even with mountains of evidence to the contrary. Kazzlehorf is totally convinced it is being the perfect diplomat when it throws out offers like this. The reason why things never go right with kazzlehorf is because all the other factions have horrible and unreasonable diplomats who don't know the perfect being of which there is no comparison to even when it is clearly staring at their face.)


The Xim will accept the deal for TV, then secretly take some of Kazzlehorf DNA when they kill the Explorer.
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This is what I have thus far.

Also, have some mood music.

EDIT: And yes, I plan on these guys being super pseudo-pacifists. I'm tentative to give them any weapons to start with at all.



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Dont let Kazzlehorf find out.

(Though I suspect there may be some factions out there who hate Kazzlehorf and want to see Kazzlehorf suffer. One way to do that is to be as nice as possible to Kasahov.)
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Meanwhile, the Coalition of Reasonable Peoples is in a corner like all,



@Arawak Would you think that some Kazzlehorf's escaped your empire and decided to go live in the Coalition? I'm picturing random Kazzlehorfs wandering around as perfectly average citizens and it's amusing.
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Do they still call themselves all Kazzzlehorf?

This is important. Kazzlehorf is fine. When they become mentally ill (i.e aren't all behaving the same), there is a problem.

Kazzlehorf suggests killing Kazzlehorf that aren't Kazzlehorf.
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Also, as far as population numbers go: in my head the Namilee once had 20 billion citizens across their five six planets. They went from THAT number to 10,000.
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This is what I have thus far.

Also, have some mood music.

EDIT: And yes, I plan on these guys being super pseudo-pacifists. I'm tentative to give them any weapons to start with at all.





WHAT IS THIS FEELIN WITHIN MY CHEST?! WHY DO I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!

That's because I am! BUT THIS FEELING!
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WHAT IS THIS FEELIN WITHIN MY CHEST?! WHY DO I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!

That's because I am! BUT THIS FEELING!


because im a monster thats secretly a huge fan of terrifying tragedies
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@Shorticus Fear not! The Federation will save you! XD
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Poor Namilee! I will send them some edible non-kazzlehorfs and a hundred episodes of Kazzlehorf Adventures for free if they stop by to help them on their way. Maybe a repair drone or two if they give us a pet. It was like giant monster eating a cute harmless critter. Just arbitrary and savage
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This is what I have thus far.

Also, have some mood music.

EDIT: And yes, I plan on these guys being super pseudo-pacifists. I'm tentative to give them any weapons to start with at all.





This is the best sheet so far, and probably the best Nation Sheet I've ever read. And it's not even done

If you haven't already, transfer this beauty to the Characters section.

The Xim will have some pity on the Namilee, for while they aren't overly-caring, they do have souls xD
They will also probably dislike the X'Cor, so you can imagine that if the Namilee need help, the Xim will provide them with weapons, or genetically engineered super-soldiers who are capable of fighting on behalf of the Namilee, although I'm guessing that the Namilee would not accept an offer of military aid
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because im a monster thats secretly a huge fan of terrifying tragedies


It's the fact they want to help the X'Cor find peace. God, that is so f*cking noble. To bad I didn't take slaves, mainly because you guys wouldn't fight, still. Though, they are a physically useless species to the X'Cor they need stronger slaves.
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Kazzlehorf is the strongest.
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Poor Namilee! I will send them some edible non-kazzlehorfs and a hundred episodes of Kazzlehorf Adventures for free if they stop by to help them on their way. Maybe a repair drone or two if they give us a pet. It was like giant monster eating a cute harmless critter. Just arbitrary and savage


I know!

I hate the X'Cor now!

All races, the Coalition, the Federation, the Xim, the MONARCH, and the Kazzlehorf will all BAND TOGETHER TO SAVE THE NAMILEE @Shorticus
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