Aunt decided to have the maid and an energy inspector over today.

Usually, I don't complain about being woken up early, but I hardly had any sleep last night and I doubt my aunt would allow me to nap since she's usually a stickler for such things. I wouldn't be so bothered by this if I could keep my eye lids open and didn't have SAT prep today.

So if there are three things I learned in the Army to keep awake it's:

#1: Apply Burt's Bees directly to your eyelids.
#2: Eat coffee grounds, it tastes like ass but it wakes you up.
#3: Try smokeless tobacco (not smoking, smoking is for stress while dip is for waking up.) I'd recommend Grizzly for the hard-hitting buzz, Copenhagen if you want to chill.

I guess we could do a fourth, but smearing hot sauce in your eyes isn't an appealing option. But with those tricks I managed to stay awake on three hours of sleep a night for a good week or so. Maybe five hours a night for the preceding three weeks.

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I've heard running helps too. Also the Burt's Bees one sounds more painful than the hot sauce for some reason.

I hate it when white people are like: "Hey I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop" as if that is some sort of fucking world breaking news. As if 70-80% of the consumers of urban music arent white to begin with. Like you're not special, sit down.

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Hay Dynamo.
I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop! I understand this is world breaking news and that only a small percentage of buyers are white. So I will feel special and stand proud!

Jk. Love ya man :3

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I hate it when white people are like: "Hey I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop" as if that is some sort of fucking world breaking news. As if 70-80% of the consumers of urban music arent white to begin with. Like you're not special, sit down.

Just as bad when you have black guys, like "Hey I'm a black guy, but I like a bit of Taylor swift" Like shes damn near the highest selling artist in the world, its called pop music for a reason, you boring asshole.

If you think the (supposed) juxtaposition of your race and your hobbies/preferences are worth announcing, then you clearly aren't that interesting to begin with.

Why do people type 'rip in peace', it's redundant. That statement alone reads "rest in peace in peace." Those that use that statement make me concerned for their intellect and I.Q.
Wanna say rest in peace? just say RIP. Don't put "in peace" after it, it's fucking redundant. RIP isn't a shortened version of rest, stop using it in that context please.

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rest rip in peace