B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

[Alkeni Synair]

Minor thing, bit it pisses me off every time: people misinterpreting my favorite characters.

[Cyndyr]

Aunt decided to have the maid and an energy inspector over today.

Usually, I don't complain about being woken up early, but I hardly had any sleep last night and I doubt my aunt would allow me to nap since she's usually a stickler for such things. I wouldn't be so bothered by this if I could keep my eye lids open and didn't have SAT prep today.

[TheEvanCat]

Aunt decided to have the maid and an energy inspector over today.

Usually, I don't complain about being woken up early, but I hardly had any sleep last night and I doubt my aunt would allow me to nap since she's usually a stickler for such things. I wouldn't be so bothered by this if I could keep my eye lids open and didn't have SAT prep today.

@Cynder

So if there are three things I learned in the Army to keep awake it's:

#1: Apply Burt's Bees directly to your eyelids.
#2: Eat coffee grounds, it tastes like ass but it wakes you up.
#3: Try smokeless tobacco (not smoking, smoking is for stress while dip is for waking up.) I'd recommend Grizzly for the hard-hitting buzz, Copenhagen if you want to chill.

I guess we could do a fourth, but smearing hot sauce in your eyes isn't an appealing option. But with those tricks I managed to stay awake on three hours of sleep a night for a good week or so. Maybe five hours a night for the preceding three weeks.

[Cyndyr]

So if there are three things I learned in the Army to keep awake it's:

#1: Apply Burt's Bees directly to your eyelids.
#2: Eat coffee grounds, it tastes like ass but it wakes you up.
#3: Try smokeless tobacco (not smoking, smoking is for stress while dip is for waking up.) I'd recommend Grizzly for the hard-hitting buzz, Copenhagen if you want to chill.

I guess we could do a fourth, but smearing hot sauce in your eyes isn't an appealing option. But with those tricks I managed to stay awake on three hours of sleep a night for a good week or so. Maybe five hours a night for the preceding three weeks.

@TheEvanCat

I've heard running helps too. Also the Burt's Bees one sounds more painful than the hot sauce for some reason.

[TheEvanCat]

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I've heard running helps too. Also the Burt's Bees one sounds more painful than the hot sauce for some reason.

@Cynder

Well the whole point was I was in a stationary guard position staring at trees for twelve hours at a time. The Burt's Bees gives you a pretty good feeling. I'm not even bullshitting, it feels like a cool breeze on your eyelid. It doesn't go in your eyes, just on top of the eyelid.

Similar to powdering your balls with foot powder, but I don't think many people realize that joy.

[Dolerman]

I hate it when white people are like: "Hey I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop" as if that is some sort of fucking world breaking news. As if 70-80% of the consumers of urban music arent white to begin with. Like you're not special, sit down.

Just as bad when you have black guys, like "Hey I'm a black guy, but I like a bit of Taylor swift" Like shes damn near the highest selling artist in the world, its called pop music for a reason, you boring asshole.

If you think the (supposed) juxtaposition of your race and your hobbies/preferences are worth announcing, then you clearly aren't that interesting to begin with.

[arockysmith]

I can't stand it when people don't put the cap back on toothpaste. Like it takes 5 damn seconds to put the cap back on! It's not rocket science!

[Slypheed]

I hate it when white people are like: "Hey I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop" as if that is some sort of fucking world breaking news. As if 70-80% of the consumers of urban music arent white to begin with. Like you're not special, sit down.

@Dynamo Frokane

Hay Dynamo.
I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop! I understand this is world breaking news and that only a small percentage of buyers are white. So I will feel special and stand proud!

Jk. Love ya man :3

[Dolerman]

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Hay Dynamo.
I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop! I understand this is world breaking news and that only a small percentage of buyers are white. So I will feel special and stand proud!

Jk. Love ya man :3

@Slypheed

[Slypheed]

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@Dynamo Frokane

Not this again.

[Fabricant451]

I hate it when white people are like: "Hey I'm a nerdy white guy AND I listen to hip hop" as if that is some sort of fucking world breaking news. As if 70-80% of the consumers of urban music arent white to begin with. Like you're not special, sit down.

Just as bad when you have black guys, like "Hey I'm a black guy, but I like a bit of Taylor swift" Like shes damn near the highest selling artist in the world, its called pop music for a reason, you boring asshole.

If you think the (supposed) juxtaposition of your race and your hobbies/preferences are worth announcing, then you clearly aren't that interesting to begin with.

@Dynamo Frokane

I'll take this over stupid people going "Oh I listen to everything except rap and country tee hee" like no you don't you listen to the top 40 and think that liking a Mumford and Sons song means you're into indie music you pointless basic bitch.

[LHG100]

I hate it when people don't get memes.

[megatrash]

someone started using my favorite stall at work but they don't flush the toilet :/

[Gendarme]

A relative of mine doesn't go to the doctor when they should. I hate that. Not only do they neglect their own health when doing this, but they worry everyone else in the family and try and play off the medical issue that they face. This kind of behavior has been going on for years. An illness comes up, and they try and wait it out, even when they need medication for an illness. Before they do go to the doctor, they wait until the pain is unbearable, or the symptoms become visible to an unsettling degree. I really want them to go to the doctor when an illness begins, but they're very stubborn. I don't know what caused it, but it needs to stop.

[LHG100]

I hate it when people say 'women don't abuse/hurt men' because I know that's bullshit firsthand

[Slypheed]

Why do people type 'rip in peace', it's redundant. That statement alone reads "rest in peace in peace." Those that use that statement make me concerned for their intellect and I.Q.
Wanna say rest in peace? just say RIP. Don't put "in peace" after it, it's fucking redundant. RIP isn't a shortened version of rest, stop using it in that context please.

[TheEvanCat]

Why do people type 'rip in peace', it's redundant. That statement alone reads "rest in peace in peace." Those that use that statement make me concerned for their intellect and I.Q.
Wanna say rest in peace? just say RIP. Don't put "in peace" after it, it's fucking redundant. RIP isn't a shortened version of rest, stop using it in that context please.

@Slypheed

[Vilageidiotx]

rest rip in peace

[Slypheed]

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@TheEvanCat

rest rip in peace

@Vilageidiotx

Everyone else is allowed to complain about stupid shit. But heaven forbid I complain about stupid shit. Get two people pointing fun at me, and a thread in a part of the forum I rarely visit to try and get me to respond there so I may be freely insulted by people who want internet points for insulting some random person.

[Vilageidiotx]

Hey now, I give other people shit too. Not singling anybody out for shit reception.