Bondi seemed to have fully pulled itself together for the moment so that was somewhat relieving to itself. Otherwise it might not be able to jump as high as it wanted when it wanted to do so. On the other hand it was somewhat disappointed to a lesser degree that very few had noticed it until Benny had approached it.

It seemed the skeleton lady had crouched down to face it. “Bondi la vie!” The slime would say excitedly and begin bouncing a little or rather seeming to jiggle up and down in an upbeat response to the attention and question.

As Benny reached out toward Bondi it tried to understand a bit further of what she was doing. “You’re it!” the creature shouted in the sudden false realization, or perhaps simply to drag her into the game. Bondi would quickly react by morphing and shaping its body to curve away from the bony finger, before trying to make its quick get away if successful! Letting out a chuckle, and a smile, if an absence of goop below the jaw area counted as a smile that is!

While Bruno seemed to be content wandering aimlessly pretending he had a goal in mind, while Benny and Bondi were playing with one another, Zhou was not so dissuaded from approaching their task head on. He looked the soldiers over through the viewing glass, sizing up the, what did Benny call them again? Starship Troopers? She didn't seem too certain of the name herself, but Zhou's tactically trained mind could look these soldiers over for as much as could be revealed through that all-encompassing armor. They were well trained, highly disciplined forces to be sure. Such could be gleaned from body language alone. Beyond that, it was difficult to tell, since their armor meant that not a single bit of the human inside was visible. The officers, however, were another sort, far easier to read. Also highly disciplined, but unlike the troopers they had a more... Arrogant feel about them. Pompous, even. The kind of air you felt around those that believed them to be your superior in every way and had no quarrel with letting you know through all the little things they'd say and do.

Upon reaching the interior of the ship and looking for an exit, the Chinese legend quickly located something. Was it what he wanted? Perhaps. It was certainly a button, and it was positioned near what appeared to be a potential opening in the wall. Before this theory could be tested, however, there was a knock. Aha, so it was a door!

"This is Lieutenant Quary of the Galactic Imperial Naval Forces. You are an unauthorized craft in restricted space. Prepare to peacefully relinquish yourselves into my custody so that we can perform a full security sweep of your ship and confiscate it."

@AwesomeZero5@LePouvantail@Stern Algorithm@Stekkmen

Zhou Yu assessed the troops and officers, seeing discipline in the former, and arrogance in the latter. Both could be manipulated if one played their cards right.

As he searched for a door, he found a button, glancing back towards the control room and casually noting Benny playing with Bondi. "It speaks," Zhou Yu thought, surprised that he no longer felt surprised that a green blob could communicate better than a dead axeman.

When lieutenant Quary made his demands, Zhou Yu introduced himself by shouting through the door, "I am Grand General Zhou Yu of the Kingdom of Wu. We are preparing to relinquish ourselves peacefully into your custody. I do however request to be greeted by someone of my equivalent rank as per custom. If someone cannot be found, then the closest thing you have to nobility will suffice. I am preparing to open the door now." Zhou Yu pressed the button and prayed to the gods that it was the control to the door.

The slime moved away from her, and Benny would have blinked in amazement if she had eyelids.

"I freakin' called it!"

Benny got back on her bony feet and set about trying to grab Bondi.

"C'mere!"

She was about to grab the little blob when Quary's announcement got her attention. That...didn't sound good. Benny then turned her skull to see where the purple blob thing went. Upon spotting the little purple ball, she made it a point to quickly detach her left arm, gripping the end of her humerus to have a full extension. Benny then swung her arm out to try to grab Bondi before it could bounce away again.

The thing could speak, and that alone told her the Chaos God probably sent it for a reason. Lulz, most likely, but still a reason.

She really wished she paid more attention to this movie at Freddy Wulf's sci-fi party instead of playing popcorn pranks. Still, she knew enough to know to play along for now and see how Zhou handled it.

Bruno stopped his endless circle and finally came to a stop behind Zhou. Zhou seemed to know what he was doing, and Bruno was ready to lead the charge. He paid no mind to the funny little slime thing, and instead began concocting a complicated and well-thought out strategy in his mind.

Step 1: axe

Excellent.
Plan in place, Bruno gripped his weapon in both hands and looked at the wall that Zhou was looking at.

Bondi would continue to play with Benny for the time being. The purple slime was quite enjoying the simple game of tag with the skeleton. It would mostly toy with the other trying to let the skeleton get close enough to try and grab at the slime and then very slightly the slime would bend its form or shape away or around the boney fingers if they ever got close enough. Trying not to make things seem too unfair in the game of tag.

It was rather oblivious to the talking that was in the background. Bondi was rather focused on the rather intense and closed quarters of tag with Benny for the time being. It would let out a chuckle as Benny shouted a bit and grabbed toward the Purple Slime yet again. It would seem focusing on the intense game of tag had rather paid off as Benny had extended her reach even further! As Benny swung, Bondi may have made the wrong or right move by jumping upward! It would be trying to avoid Benny’s swing by jumping upward roughly thirty or so centimeters upward (unless something got in the way), however it would have to come back down soon afterward..

The purple slime would rather hope to escape Benny’s grasp, but it could probably be caught on the way back down. If Benny could swing back over fast enough, that is..

The door opened just as Zhou had intended. Thank goodness the button was in fact for the door and not for, I dunno, a disco ball or something. That would have been embarrassing, wouldn't it? The door opened with a hiss as the air pressure within the Millennium Falcon and the docking bay equalized. The large slab of metal extended downward, opening up as a ramp. Zhou and Bruno could now see a lineup of 4 armored troopers, holding metal sticks pointed up at them, while a man in the officer's uniform stood in the middle of the group. He raised an eyebrow at Zhou, then spoke and his voice was immediately identifiable as belonging to lieutenant Quary.

"Your request, grand general, is denied. Consider yourself lucky that I do not have you shot here and now for your insolence and remember your place in the grand Galactic Empire. I may, however, take a regiment of troops to this 'Kingdom of Wu' so that your people will know to ensure they choose their generals with a little more humility and tact." The lieutenant clearly held disdain for Zhou, and it showed as he intoned each syllable of every word. He then spoke louder, calling into the ship, passed Zhou and Bruno.

"Everyone shall now step out and place their hands on their heads. Disarm yourselves of any weapons. You are now in the custody of the Imperial Navy. Cooperate, and you may receive a light sentencing for your transgressions."

@AwesomeZero5@Stekkmen@LePouvantail@Stern Algorithm

TIME TO SET HIS PLAN IN MOTION!

The doors opened up, and Bruno quickly examined the situation. Four impractically armored soldiers with pathetic looking metal stick weapons, and a fancy looking man that, although Bruno couldn't quite make out what was being said, he sounded like a prick. Something also brewed inside Bruno, that made these people look...extremely axe-able.

And so, Bruno, after standing blankly for a few mere moments, screamed a gurgly battle cry and charged down the ramp and swung his mighty axe directly at the spindly neck of Lieutenant Quary!

Both of Benny's arms snapped straight as she finished the swing.

Damn! So close!

But the creature was coming down, and she had enough leeway to bend her right arm, swinging her still-erect left arm just enough to catch the slime thing as it came down again.

"Gotcha!"

Keeping a decent grip (and hoping the purple slime didn't just decide to melt in her bony fingers and leak to the floor), Benny reached to push her left arm back in its socket. And none too soon, because it looked like they were in serious trouble. She only caught snippets of Zhou's conversation with the soldiers, but General Quary's response was enough that negotiations hadn't gone well.

This just got better and better, didn't it?

Before any of them could respond or react, Bruno took initiative. Considering the axeman's obvious cabin fever and attempts to crack the window, she decided to stay out of his way. Benny briefly remembered the pistol in its holster on her new vest, and grabbed for it. She would wait for Bruno's retreating form to get out of the way and give her a clear shot at one of the storm soldiers, and hope that it didn't shoot confetti when she tried it.

Bondi was a bit disappointed that it was caught on its way back down. It had landed in Benny’s palm, or maybe the skeletal and bone like equivalent of it. As it landed Bondi’s form may seem to briefly bounce or jut downward and upward a few times before coming to a stop, a gelatinous like movement from it. “Tsk!” Bondi would say in its own defeat. It may be one of the best bouncing competitors it knew, but it need to learn to bounce even higher! Either that or learn how to control its own fall a bit more but that didn’t seem as fun.

The purple slime indeed not just spread out through Benny’s fingers at the moment. It was choosing not to do so for the brief time since it was trying to make a decision. Did the game simply end because Bondi was caught for a moment, or would it continue until they were tired out? Bondi forgot to think of these things before starting the actual match. On another note, Bondi’s form would likely be slippery to hold onto it seeing as it was, slime.

It barely noticed the hiss of air coming from the front door opening. The battle cry from the Axe-man who nearly stepped upon Bondi earlier was definitely brought to attention however. It seemed they (Bruno) had rushed out of the area. It was at first assumed that they were running away from the new tagger but once Bondi saw the axe a shiver ran down its body. Bondi at least had the general assumption that the Axe-man was planning to swing it, and likely at somebody. It did not particularly notice whom..

Grand City - 11:32 AM

Grand City, a wonderful metropolis of commerce, media, and brotherly love. Today was what you'd call quiet, quiet in the sense that no mega crimes were being made, nor sirens sounding off throughout the city because of serious emergencies. Just the bustling of the inner city and the people as it normally was....until...

There were screams of people who were running away, coming from around the block as a shadow of something huge coming from around the corner as this mecha showed up, shooting plasma blasts at cars and buildings, being flanked by 6 drones that were assisting. The main Mecha looked at the screaming and fear while the police showed trying to shoot the suit. A voice come from it Hahahahaha! Look at how pathetic you all look! It is I, Dr. Roboto and I'm going to take over the world! Hahahahaha!


The news crew came out as the evildoer was causing damage and filmed everything as the feed went live. The reporter came out as the mayhem started This is Wendy Sykes reporting you live in Grand City, Ground Zero. We are standing here as the destruction around us are caused by none other than Dr. Roboto. With yet a new and more powerful robotic suit, he is more than determined to show his power and take over the city but one has to wonder, can he be stopped!?

Walking down the street that was emptied by the people who scurried off like roaches, one child stood in the middle of the street and stared at Dr. Roboto as he approached the boy And what do you think you're doing boy? Why do you not fear my power? The little boy spoke "Because....I know someone who could beat you...I don't fear you. I want the first row seat when he comes to kick your ass." the boy said as inside the mecha suit, Roboto was getting angrier by the second, pointing his palm towards the child with the plasma energy charging up And just who is going to save you now boy!?

The moment Roboto said that, something in the sky was headed towards Roboto and the kid in the middle of the street as a figure landed a few yards behind Roboto as this being with a cape was kneeling on cracked up gravel from the impact made from the landing. The boy looked over "Yes! You made it Captain Supremo!!"

Roboto turned around shocked Captain Supremo!!?
Making an entrance

As the people noticed who it was, Captain Supremo slowly stood up as if making an epic stand up. He stood tall with an intense look in his eyes towards Dr. Roboto, walking towards the super villain. While the poeple cheered the reporter spoke It's Captain Supremo, Grand City's Champion! He just made it to the scene to confront Dr. Roboto. Dr. Roboto stared on and turned his body towards the hero Supremo!....how could you be here right now!? Supremo gave a smug look You think that tsunami you caused on the coast of the other side of the nation would hold me up? I destroyed the machine that was causing it and I knew you were just distracting me long enough to try and take over the city. For that...I'm putting you down for good!

Dr. Roboto laughed You see this new suit I have....it's been modified to handle you! You can't defeat me with my new weapon! he said pointing his palm toward Supremo, charging up his blast, releasing it as Supremo took it head on with an earth breaking punch, causing a shock wave with the energy disintegrating and knocking a few cars back as people ran for cover.

Roboto sent his six drones diving towards Supremo, leaving the super being to perform a shock wave clap breaking and exploding these drones. That was the beginning of the battle when Roboto, rocketed towards Supremo and Supremo in return used his super jump towards the villain clashing into a brawl.
Click me

As the fight started, collateral damage was piling up with the two crashing through building, hitting and missing the targets with the plasma blasts, dishing out and taking heavy hits with each other. A few cars were thrown but as the fight continued, Supremo was getting the upper hand, ripping apart the suit bit by bit, destroying any chance that Roboto had at defeating Supremo in a fight of brute power.

The last hit that Supremo delivered was one where he uppercuts Roboto into the sky, jumps up and spikes him to the ground and lands on top of him, ripping the power core of the suit bringing an end to the fight as the people were clapping and the authorities went to arrest the villain.

The news lady came forth Captain Supremo, that was amazing! Saving the city yet again....are you confident that Roboto will not cause such trouble again? Supremo looked over at the reporter I guarantee that he will never touch another piece of tech as long as I'm around... He said with a smirk as two fangirls came over to kiss him on his cheeks and a kid came over to take a picture with him along with getting his autograph right before Supremo leaped away from the area to head off and find any other dangers he needs to handle. The cop came over while people were cheering Would be nice if he stayed around to clean up his own mess too....

@King Tai

Captain Supremo dashed away, a true hero always on the prowl for new crimes to halt, new innocents to save. He vanished from sight of the eyes of the people of Grand City... And everyone else in the world too! The good Captain became a twinkle in the sky to those below, but to him he kept shooting up and up and up and up, faster and faster and faster, until finally Captain Supremo broke the atmosphere, flying out into the vast blackness of space! The stars and planets zoomed by at speeds even his senses couldn't detect! Yet he needn't have worried about breathing as he shot around blindly in the black emptiness, for it was as though he had his own internal supply of oxygen. A most peculiar detail, but then what wasn't peculiar about this entire situation?

"Captain Supremo, wowzers golly gee willikers, can I have your autograph sir?" came the voice of what could only be a prepubescent fan. Here, in space? And how could sound move through the vacuum? This situation just got stranger and stranger by the second! Yet the bizarre nature of Captain Supremo's latest adventure only intensified further as what could only be described as a giant space whale, with a tremendous afro, swam through empty space up next to him.

"Greetings Captain!" the space whale announced in the same voice he had heard only moments before. "I must introduce myself. My name is Crocus, God! Of! Chaos! But that's just a side gig, my real calling in life is as a goat farmer, potion maker, king of the squirrels, king of Five Nights at Freddy's, Loot Crate unboxer, atomic warhead destabilizer, and of course the most satisfying and fulfilling job anybody can imagine, mother of a trio of adorable bears. Now I know what you're thinking. 'Platypus bear? Skunk bear? Armadillo bear? Gopher bear? No, just bear. I know, weird right? But I digress."

In an instant the space whale transformed into a man. A man that wore a nice blue suit, red neck tie, carrying a briefcase, but the afro remained. Though the man stood still, looking composed and professional (save for his ridiculous hair), he flew backward just in front of the superhero as Supremo tumbled around listlessly. The man then pulled out a series of 7 DVDs from his briefcase, then levitating toward Supremo. Once close enough, the good Captain stopped tumbling, some invisible force keeping him straight and still. The man then shoved the DVDs down Supremo's throat with more force than even Supremo himself was capable of mustering at the height of his strength. As each one went down, the superhero absorbed their knowledge. In an instant he not only saw entire movies playing out in his head, but he knew them. An original trilogy, beloved by an entire world, defining an era. A trilogy of prequels, disappointing to say the least. The first of a new trilogy, updated, also loved, a return to greatness. The afro-suited man gave Supremo a smile.

"I decided to spare you the torment of the Holiday Special. No need to thank me, I know I am a generous and benevolent god. You are most welcome. Now here is the deal, Captain Supremo. I'm going to have a little fun with you. I've already recruited four others, and they will be your team. Think of them as your own personal Justice Force, my friend. I send you on missions that I find entertaining, and award you with Favor, with which you can get favors from me. As long as you have enough saved up, as indicated on your Favor-tracker-" A device resembling a beeper manifested on Captain Supremo's belt. "-You can ask for anything, aaaaanything at all. Except your freedom. That's up to my ever-changing whims. Hehehehehehehehehehehehe! Now you're about to begin your first mission with hte others, hooooold on tiiiight!"

The afro-man vanished from sight, but something else loomed forward. A small gray sphere steadily got bigger and bigger as Captain Supremo zoomed toward it uncontrollably, until it was close enough for him to recognize: The Death Star.

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@AwesomeZero5@LePouvantail@Stekkmen@Stern Algorithm

"Open fire!" Lieutenant Quary cried out as Bruno charged forward with his axe. The troopers around all pointed their metal sticks at the zombie axeman and all at once a barrage of technicolor laser bolts blasted forth from them. Wow, these guys were pitiful shots. Bruno was so beefy, and so close. How were they missing him like this when-Oop, spoke too soon. A single red bolt struck Bruno in the chest, leaving a large, smoking burn in the undead's body. The force of the bolt was enough to shove him back a foot or two, but it could not stop him.

The troopers, giving pause after having shot Bruno, clearly thought that the danger had passed. After all, who keeps coming after a blaster shot right over the heart? Apparently Bruno. The troopers faltering caused the untimely death of Lieutenant Quary as the zombie's axe cleaved down upon the officer's neck. With only a short cry the man toppled over dead.

Benny took aim at one of the troopers and fired with her own side arm, the blaster she found attached to her hip. The skeleton's aim was true (even though she has no eyes, yohohoho! Skull joke!) and a single bony finger pulled the trigger. What shot out was not a condensed plasma bolt, but a little flag with an intricate embroidery of an afro and the word "BANG!" Well. That was useful.

At that moment a tremendous stroke of luck occurred. The open hanger leading out into the dead of space was suddenly invaded by a fast moving object! Said object collided with half of the troopers, scattering them all around like bowling pins, their armor and bones cracking from the sheer force of the collision as they splattered all about. Captain Supremo skid along the hanger floor, bouncing up and down three times before finally hitting the far side wall with a loud CLANG! A moment later and he was able to take in the scene. A number of stormtroopers were scattered about, broken and dead thanks to the nature of his arrival, but just as many had been able to dodge, or weren't close enough to be hit. They appeared to be in a state of confusion, but quickly found themselves recovering. He was in the hanger of the Death Star. The Millennium Falcon sat parked nearby, the exit ramp down. Standing on the ramp was a young man of Asian origin wearing a white robe, while at the foot of the ramp stood some sort of axe-toting zombie, covered in brown fur. He could also make out what appeared to be a bang flag sticking out from a blaster pistol, but the figure holding it was just inside the ship, out of sight.

Meanwhile the stormtroopers began to recover and regroup. "Blast-em!" one shouted. Two began firing off at Bruno, while three took and and fired at Captain Supremo, who had just noticed he was not wearing his standard hero uniform, but a plain brown robe. At least he still had his mask.

Before Zhou Yu could respond to Lieutenant Quary's smug impertinence, Bruno threw himself at the Imperial Forces, axe in hand. While Bruno tore through the Stormtroopers like an angry, vengeful space-knight-in-training tearing through a village of defenseless sand-people, Zhou Yu wanted to yell out, "No, Anikin, no!" but decided against it. He may not know the undead axeman's name, but that didn't mean he could go calling him whatever he wanted. And where did the name 'Anikin' come from, anyways? Zhou quickly dismissed the ridiculous name from his mind and focused on matters at hand. While the diplomatic option had been torn asunder, Zhou Yu was the sort to make a good situation out of a bad one. Besides, right now, it appeared that Bruno was capable of overpowering the troopers and their surprisingly low accuracy weapons. Zhou Yu slipped back into the Falcon watched the violence unfold. To be quite honest, he was at a bit of a loss. In a moment of inspiration, he remembered the zooming words that he had failed to read. Turning to Benny and her gag-gun, he asked, "Were we supposed to be doing something here, other than resisting arrest?" A loud noise distracted him momentarily, but he kept an ear open for Benny's reply. looking out the cockpit window, he saw a robed figure fly in and plow through more soldiers.

Benny heard the gun go off, a small bang. This did not have the distinct p-chew, p-chew she expected of such a futuristic weapon, and upon seeing the wavy red cloth, saw red herself.

"Damn him!" she cried, though honestly, she should have expected this. Zhou Yu's lightsaber shot confetti before.

Speaking of the lightsaber...

Thinking quickly, Benny hurled the purple slime ball at one of the weird white soldiers. She wasn't sure what she expected, honestly, but the purple thing came from the lightsaber, and the actual weapons given did nothing. Maybe this silly thing might actually be useful!

"Yeah," Benny replied, aiming the pistol at one of the soldiers, just to see if the flag would shoot out like a dart.

Pretty sure she saw that in a cartoon once.

"We've got to get inside and rescue the princess. Don't ask me how; I didn't watch this part."

Bondi had remained inside of Benny’s hand a bit unsure of whether or not the game had still been going on. It noticed that Benny was raising the gun, but seeing as it was pointed elsewhere the creature was somewhat relieved. Its focus could not be drawn away from the weapon however, continuing to stare at it warily for the most part as it seemed a little dangerous. The creature did not seem to notice much of the battle and occurrence outside of the ship just yet.

Once Benny had pulled the trigger, a flag poked out! The gun was actually a small toy of some sort! Bondi would let out a bit of a chuckle at it and form a sort of smile under its skull. It was a pretty convincing and cool toy, unless it is pointed at you, Bondi thought to itself. It seemed Benny was upset at someone, maybe they broke the toy and it wasn’t supposed to work like that. As Benny referred a ‘him’ Bondi would simply ask “Who?”.

Well, that was until it was immediately thrown a second later. Which was both thrilling and kind of scary! The slime would indeed form a spherical shape as it flew! The creature was very light and did not have a particular grip onto anything as it was held, so it would simply fly off toward whatever direction it was thrown! Seeing as it was caught a bit off guard, again, the creature would likely splat around and cover whatever surface it had made contact with! Likely reforming to its shape a few seconds or so afterward. If it did manage to hit a trooper, it would try and work its way through any possible cracks in the suit to ‘tag’ them.

Bruno was now more aware that the trooper's weapons were far more potent than he thought. No, they weren't just metal sticks for smashing, in fact, they were actually small wands for magic spells. Wizards! Bruno hated wizards. Or, at least, he hated these guys. Fortunately, Bruno's inner necromancy was more potent than the red bolts of the cloud-white clad troopers. A burning crater in his chest, Bruno yanked his bloodied axe from the dead officer and turned his sights on a nearby duo of troopers.

He could feel the eye-contact even through their helmets. "Blast 'em!"

Bruno did what any reasonable person would do it that situation, which was of course, lurch maniacally at them, singing a song of battle that composed mostly of incoherent gurgles.

He did indeed, taking a few uncoordinated steps at the troopers, probably soaking up some lasers if they managed to hit him. Bruno's end goal was to swing his axe at the enemy trooper's center o' mass. A solid thunk from his axe would knock any elderly person down at least.

This was new...was this a new power that allowed him to fly? to breath in space? to see something weird as hell pop up in front of him wearing an afro? Whatever Supremo was thinking, he just couldn't come up with a logical answer. He thought this was the workings of Toon Meister the being that could bend reality itself until Crocus introduced himself, shoving the dvds that Supremo, in his mind, thought he was going to choke on and learning everything he needed to know in an instant in his mind.

"What the- what is this? where am I-" Crocus interrupted him explaining why he was "chosen", which sounded like slavery in his mind but being that this so-called "god" so far controlled Supremo's movements, he had no choice but to go along with this being taken somewhere he's never been to. There was more questions Supremo had but being hurled towards the deathstar for a mission to join up with a team, the questions could be answered later.

Crashing into the hangar, laying out many troopers, and finally coming to a stop after bouncing like a ball, Supremo looked at his new outfit, checking the scenery around him noticing a few strange beings, looking bewildered "Damn...stormtroopers...wait....what?" Supremo was welcomed with a few laser blasts, getting into a defensive mode, covering up taking to shots until looking behind him at another storm trooper. With the robe getting quite holey, he gave a leap to the trooper behind him, grabbing the soldier by the ankle and tossing him towards the other troopers like a fetching stick. "Mountains crumble from the blow of my mighty Supremo punch...you'll have to come at me with something much more powerful to stop me...for I am CAPTAIN SUPREMO!!! Face me villains!!!" he shouted out in a pose where his fists rested on his hips and the confident smile stretched across his face.

@King Tai@Stekkmen@AwesomeZero5@LePouvantail@Stern Algorithm

The fighting carried on through Captain Supremo's declaration and Bruno's raging assault. The troopers were starting to hit more accurately now, with Bruno taking three more bolts to the chest. The condensed plasma shots burned deep into his dead flesh and the force knocked him on his ass. At least he had taken another trooper with him. Meanwhile a trooper was about to shoot Zhou when suddenly a little purple slime collided with his helmet. The trooper spun around just as he shot, the bolt that would have struck true instead zooming right passed Zhou'd face and harmlessly striking a wall inside the Millennium Falcon.

"Aah! AAH! GET IT OFF! IT'S CRAWLING IN! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR IS THI-KAKGRGL!" Clearly trouble, panicking even, the trooper stumbled around in a vain attempt to pull Bondi out of his helmet, but the hand guards of his armor prevented him from working his motor skills so finely. Wow, he must really hate being it, huh?

Benny took aim with the blaster a second time and shot at another trooper, in hopes that the gag "bang" flag would do something beneficial. The result? Well "beneficial" might have been a bit strong of a word. The flag shot out like a dart, just as hoped, but the end result was for from anything the hard headed skeleton could have anticipated. The flag grew and grew and grew until it was a large as a tremendous tapestry, draping over everyone in the fight. Troopers and allies alike found themselves ensnared beneath the giant bang flag like a net, including Bruno and Captain Supremo!

Speaking of Captain Supremo, before the sudden appearance of a giant net-gag-flag, a single bolt from one of the trooper's blaster rifles managed to hit him square in the solar plexus. It burned a hole in his white super suit, knocking the wind out of him, but luckily his toughness prevented any real harm from being done.

Meanwhile, a couple officers overlooking the scene in the control room, which hung overhead just on the far side of the hanger up above Captain Supremo, began working some buttons. A moment later a siren went off echoing through the halls. The intrepid group brought together by Crocus could hear the alarm, but just how far did it extend? The situation did not look good.

"We've got to get inside and rescue the princess. Don't ask me how; I didn't watch this part."

"A princess?" Zhou Yu asked, "How peculiar." In Chinese culture, princesses did not hold the same kind of mystical allure as they did in Western cultures, although part of it was also due to the fact that Zhou was used to dealing with members of court.

He watched as Benny tried the gun again, this time actually doing something useful. "Amazing," he noted in awe, "perhaps I should try this handle again," he fidgeted with the lightsaber. Zhou Yu watched as Benny threw Bondi at a soldier, and ducked away in alarm as the stormtrooper's shot missed him. Deciding to take cover, Zhou pointed the handle out the door opening, pressing the switch, hoping it would launch globs of purple slime balls at the troopers, since Bondi's attack seemed to have been quite effective.

Now, while a certain role-player may wish he had created Bruno with lesson-learning intelligence, he didn't, and now he has stick with his guns.

So, Bruno stood up, got a solid grip on his axe, and surprise surprise, unsteadily ran towards the Stormtroopers who shot him. It was a no-win situation for everyone involved, but this is a shit sandwich that everyone has to take a bite out of.

Bruno's rusted axe covered in trooper jelly was primed and ready for yet another storm troopers helmeted forehead. He never tired of the crunching sound of axe colliding Styrofoam armor.

What was Bruno thinking? Nobody knows. Saving a princess? The group may have to stop Bruno from axe-ing said princess. Who knows? Nobody; That's who. And guess what? Nobody isn't talking. They don't call him Nobody "Tight-lips" Johnson for nothing.