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Name: Aidan Sawney Ferguson
Aliases: Ferguson, Fergus, Sawney, Aid, Danny boy
Age: 42
Birthday: December 28th
Ethnicity: Scottish
Birth Place: Edinburgh, Scotland
Years With Dunder Mifflin: Eight
Gender: Male
Major/Minor: Business Administration / Philosophy
Occupation: Regional Manager
Languages: English (fluent, native tongue) and French (fluent)

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Height: 5'8"
Weight: 250 pounds
Build: Mostly chubby, though he does have some muscle to him
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown, starting to thin.
Skin Tone: Average, not tanned or pale
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Scar on back of his left knee from a fight as a kid
Personal Style: Nice black coat, dark collared shirt, slacks, dress shoes.

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Resourceful * Obsessive * Intelligent * Quick to Anger

Sexuality: Gay
Relationship Status: Single (Divorced)
Personality: With ambition driving his each and every action, Ferguson wants to be on top. He is willing to do anything and everything to get there -- as long as he keeps his word. This stipulation is key to his mental framework, the driving force between each decision he makes. If Ferguson makes a promise or a deal, he will keep it -- even if it results in his own death. Beyond that, he obsesses over problems and issues, as well as goals, driving him nearly to the brink of insanity in order to accomplish it. This drive and focus has caused him to neglect his personal life, leading to the conflict with his ex-wife and his daughter.

Rather impatient, Ferguson is quick to anger if anything is delayed or goes wrong. He refuses to blame himself, instead pushing the blame on other people. Selfish to the core, he may claim that his motives are to benefit someone else, but in the end, they all come back to meet one of his own needs. Able to charm when he needs to, it's helped him become a master salesman, but also a master manipulator. He doesn't care about doing the right thing or the wrong thing -- he cares about what is best for himself.

He isn't trying to be "evil" or a "bad guy." Instead, he's trying to do what makes sense, cutting through and brushing aside whatever he needs to in order to get the job done. To him, the means will always justify the ends.

Habits: Checking his phone, drumming his fingers, chuckling to himself, jumping to conclusions
Hobbies: Gambling/betting, watching MMA fights on the TV, participating in battlefield reenactments
Fears:

• The alarming reality that he will die alone, without anyone to love him
• Street preachers
• Small dogs

Likes: 6 minimal

• Scotch
• Spending time with his daughter, Elspeth
• Verbal wordplay with men at bars
• Sales
• Gambling/Wagers/Bets
• James Bond films

Dislikes: 6 minimal

• Sparkles and glitter
• The poor public transportation system in America
• His mother
• Multiple people talking at once
• Religious people
• Cliche speeches, movies, commercials
• Anyone who goes back on their word

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General World Skills:

• Negotiation
• Business
• Intuition
• Philosophy
• Driving (car)

Combat Skills:

• Stamina
• Fencing

What Is On Your Person:

• Black wallet containing: Business Cards (10~), Credit Card, Debit Card, Insurance Cards, ID, Green Card, $30 cash, 5 quid, photograph of his daughter, Elspeth.
• Car Keys
• Sleek iPhone SE
• Clothing - Nice black coat, dark collared shirt, slacks, dress shoes, black socks
• Lighter
• Cigarettes
• Ring with family crest
• Apartment Keys
• Small pocket diary; leather
• G2 black pen

Desk:

• Political Bobble Head Collection
• Letters to and from home
• Scotch -- aged
• General business textbooks and books
• Further photographs of Elspeth, ripped on the edge (photographs used to include his wife in them)
• Pocket Diary
• Fountain pen collection
• Books and pamphlets penned by individuals such as Rousseau, Locke, Montesqieu, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and so forth
• Old Bently in need of restoration

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: Ferguson's company was expanding internationally. They had opened a home office practically the middle in Pennsylvania, with Ferguson moving to New Castle. Hating long drives to work, Ferguson offered the position to head the newest branch of Dunder Mifflin instantly. He's been working there ever since Dunder Mifflin New Castle opened its doors.

Life Before You Moved In: Ferguson was born in Edinburgh to a single mother. He never knew who his father was, and each time he'd ask his mother, she would tell a different story. At first, she would tell him that his father went to war--World War II, that is. When he grew old enough to see through the poorly constructed lie, she then told him that his father was a traveling magician, famous and world renowned. He believed this until the advent of the Internet, when a simple search assured him that his father was indeed not a famous magician. It was then, at the age of 21, that his mother admitted that she hadn't the faintest idea who his father was.

He stopped asking questions about it at that point.

His mother raised him the best she could, struggling to make ends meet. Growing up, Ferguson tried not to question why his mother was never home at night, or why people would jeer at her in the street. Preachers were always coming to their tiny flat, informing Ferguson that his mother was going to burn in hell, and he would be alongside her. Terrified of their claims, Ferguson stopped going to church, and grew a hatred/fear of those who speak of the divine.

Growing up in poverty, Ferguson vowed that he would achieve some sort of greatness. In primary school, he would save all of his money up for whatever pencil/eraser was the most popular, purchase them in bulk, and make a steady profit. On a few occasions, his customers would get into a dispute with him, using blows instead of words. On the first few occasions, they injured Ferguson, but only increased his determination. He'd pay the older kids with cash to act as his bodyguards, this habit continuing as he grew up. Erasers turned into concert tickets and make-up, into forgeries on hall passes and sick notes. By the time Ferguson was in college, he knew what he was skilled at: business.

In college, Ferguson was the one to go to in order to get whatever you needed. Given that he attended university in Scotland, he didn't deal alcohol -- it was more adderall, and anything else a college student may have. He eventually ceased his little underground network when he received an opportunity to work with a faculty member, becoming their aid full time. It was likely the only reason Ferguson ended up working honestly -- and not dealing illicit drugs.

By the time he was 24, Ferguson married a waitress named Jean. The two of them had a kid together (Elspeth), but the marriage quickly deteriorated. Jean hated how much Ferguson focused on work, and ended up cheating on him with a co-worker. After just two years of marriage, they divorced, with Jean keeping Elspeth for the school year, and Ferguson only getting to see her during the summers.

Throwing himself into his work, he started fencing in his spare time, as a means to keep up with the stress and heartbreak. Working through his intense emotional issues, Ferguson came to the realization that he was gay, and when his company offered him a position at the new branch in Pennsylvania, Ferguson took the job for a fresh start. The commute was an entire pain, so he switched jobs and began working at Dunder Mifflin, rather than Pharmaceutical Sales.

While the commute is vastly shorter, his life still isn't entirely happy. Behind the cheeky smile at numerous gay bars is a heart broken man. His daughter, Elspeth, has started to detest coming to see him--she calls the visits boring and inane, going as far as to refuse to visit him the next summer. It has been eating away at him, causing him to work harder and harder. His drinking has become a bit of a problem, and he has taken up the habit of smoking cigarettes. While he does enjoy better pay than he did back in Scotland, Ferguson is starting to realize that the lifestyle he lived destroyed any chance of him truly knowing his daughter.

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Character Quote: "Nothing gets done unless you're willing to get your hands dirty." or "Bollocks!"
Theme Song: I Can't Decide by the Scissor Sisters
Dirty Little Secret: Ferguson cheated on his wife with a man during their marriage. With his honor being so vastly important to him, it would emotionally destroy him if anyone knew.
Anything Else: roleplayerguild.com/posts/3802596

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Name:Eduard LaFontaine De La Teur Dautrive
Aliases:Ed, Big Eddy, Scary HR Monster.
Age:45
Birthday: July 28th, 1971
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Birth Place:Laffayette, Louisiana
Years With Dunder Mifflin3
Gender:Male
Major/Minor:Sociology/Psychology
Occupation:Human Resources Represenative
Languages: English (Fluent) Creole (Fluent)

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Height: 6'8"
Weight: 310 lbs
Build: Tall and burley; an unholy cross between a grizzly bear, oak tree and a linebacker, then further bred with a mountain gorilla.
Eyes: Grayish-Blue
Hair: Light brown (Shaved), goatee beard.
Skin Tone: Light tan.
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: None.
Personal Style: On the job, cheap suits, dress shirts and ties with loafs. Off the clock, jeans and plaid with hiking boots

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Tough * Stubborn * Fair * Opinionated

Sexuality: Heterosexual
Relationship Status: Married
Personality: There isn't too much to be said of this man. Despite his rather brutish and downright scary appearance, Ed is very capable at his job and a decent people person. He treats his job seriously for the most part, and acts in a tough but fair manner. Any complaint taken to him is met with proper scrutiny, and he records all conversations to preemptively shut up any potential lawsuits.

Off the clock he's friendly as can be, and prone to nerding out to anyone with the patience to listen to his opinions on comics (Hint; He thinks most of them suck ass now. We all know it.) Newcomers are treated with the same fair neutrality as his on-the-clock self until he's formed his opinion. If he approves, see above. If not, be prepared to be greeted with communications in mostly grunts and scowls.
Habits: Playing heavy metal in his office, managing a libertarian blog.
Hobbies: Listening to heavy metal, reading and collecting comics, pen and paper RPGs.
Fears:

• Large Insects
• Heights
• The creepy robot from that one Queen albumn cover

Likes:

• Heavy Metal (70s and 80s above all else.)
• Comics (DC prefered.)
• Beer (Shiner Bock, Coors.)
• Pen and paper RPGs (Pathfinder, Fantasy Flight Games Star Wars Role-Playing Game.)
• Cajun cuisine
• Football

Dislikes:

• Tumblrinas
• 'Progressives'
• Nu Metal
• Soccer (He will not call it football.)
• Canada
• Jackassery (His definition of the term is loosely defined, but fairly consistent.)

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General World Skills:

• Driving.
• Conflict mediation.
• General geek knowledge.
• Cooking (Cajun style. Nothing else. Just Cajun.)
• Good Ol' Boy (Comes in handy more than you'd think.)

Combat Skills:

• Former football tackle.
• Still in excellent phsyical shape.
• Competent with most guns.
• Competent with Klingon bat'leth (Please, God, let this come into play at some point.)

What Is On Your Person:

• Silver St. Christopher necklace.
• Suit, dress shirt, tie, loafers.
• Wallet with the usual sort of items (Cash, cards, ID, ect.)
• Wedding Ring.
• Cigar.
• Matches.
• Cigar cutter.
• Cell phone.
• Car keys.

Desk:

• Cigar box.
• Audio recorder.
• Picture of wife and daughters.
• Comics (Issues change weekly.)
• IPod with heavy metal playlist, speaker for said device.
• Bottle of Wild Turkey (In case shit gets weird.)

• 1969 Charger (Neon green with black hood.)

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: Ed has been with Dunder Mifflin for several years now after his last employer was shut down. He isn't seeking anything very special or ambitious, just another decent job to pay the bills. Dunder Mifflin was the only employer hiring HR at the time, so his options were a bit limited in the field. Since then he's been a well-enough liked employee, though most of the new hires innitially shit themselves if called into his office.

Life Up To This Point: Ed's life is a simple one, a tale of brief glory and then a slow train along mediocrity and security. Born and raised in Laffeyette, Louisiana, Ed was raised in a traditional Catholic home and spent most of his life with a good, Catholic work ethic drilled into him. In his schooling, he excelled in atheltics, given his large size, and showed a talent for settling fights with his classmates. This continued on into high school, where he served on the student council in a role he doesn't quite remember, but that he remembers as basically being useless.

After high school, he went to Louisiana State University on a football scholarship, where he studied sociology and psychology to find a way to make a living off of his talent for mediating other people's disputes. It was here that he fully embraced his love of comics, science fiction and other such geek stuff, and where he met his wife, Lana. He soon had two daughters with Lana; Kelly and Candice.

After graduating, heset out to work and found employment for most of his career at Eastwood-Mifune Insurance, located in Pennslyvania.
When Eastwood-Mifune was forced to close, Ed was eventually forced to move on to Dunder Mifflin, where he has served as HR rep for three years faithfully. He may grumble now and then about hardass bosses and a stream of increasingly less compitent employees, but he sticks around, mostly because he's too lazy to look for another job.

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Character Quote: "So, friends and neighbors, what word am I supposed to tell you not to say this week?"
Theme Song: Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue
Dirty Little Secret: N/A.....for now.
Anything Else:roleplayerguild.com/posts/3327286

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Name:Declan Mitchell Farraday
Aliases:”Deck” -By all but everyone. “Tommy” -By one very confused hot dog stand owner. “The Devil’s Biggest Advocate” -By people who find his arguing more than a little annoying.
Age:26
Birthday:October 30, 1984
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Birth Place:Clinton, Iowa
Years With Dunder Mifflin Four
Gender:Male
Major/Minor: Bachelor’s in Philosophy from UC Berkely
Occupation: Salesman
Languages:English -Fluent, German -Only swear words

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Height:5’ 11”
Weight:146 lbs
Build:Thin
Eyes:Green
Hair:Brown
Skin Tone:Pale
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings:A tattoo of a straight razor with the words “property of Occam” written on it. On his left shoulder blade.
Personal Style:On the clock, the cheapest dress clothes he can find. Off the clock, the cheapest dress clothes he can find. Clothes are expensive.

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Social * Restless * Knowledgeable * Argumentative

Sexuality:Heterosexual
Relationship Status:Single
Personality:Declan, by nature, enjoys talking. He’s a social person. Small talk, arguments, discussion, or just shooting the shit, Declan loves it all. To him, nothing is more interesting than another person. The fact that everyone has independent thought, ideas, and beliefs is astounding. He’s genuinely confounded by the fact that not everyone enjoys debate and discussion. He enjoys it so much that he quite often finds himself playing Devil’s Advocate.

For all of his enjoyment of debate, Declan has a hard time accepting defeat. This makes it incredibly hard to sway his beliefs. While some might consider this a good trait, it makes him occasionally hard to work with. While he doesn’t consider himself very funny, he thoroughly enjoys jokes, pranks, and comedy, even if he’s on the receiving end of it.

Habits:Near-constant sighing, nail biting, swearing at people in german
Hobbies:Gaming, reading, debating
Fears:

• Insects of all kinds
• Motorcycles
• Needles

Likes:

• Video Games (“I like them, but I also suck at them. I’ve been trying to beat Dishonored for weeks.”)
• Books (“I read a lot of newer stuff too, but you have to stand in awe of Catch-22. I’ve read it five times.”)
• Ska, and all variations thereof (“I’m telling you, trumpets are all but necessary for a good song.”)
• Breakfast Food (“Pancakes are delicious. Do not tell me otherwise.”)
• Pop (“It occurs to me that a lot of people out here call it ‘soda.’ It also occurs to me that I don’t give a shit, Dr. Pepper by any other name is still delicious.”)
• Vodka and Pink Lemonade (“Don’t you dare judge me.”)

Dislikes:

• Cream Soda (“Blech.”)
• Driving (“It’s stressful, alright?”)
• Bailing his brother out of jail (“Half of his charges are ‘Failure to Appear.’ All he has to do is show up. I’m tired of loaning his broke ass 400 bucks every six months.”)
• Sports (“I just don’t get the appeal. I cannot sit through a football game, or any game, for that matter.”)
• Yes-men (“You aren’t supposed to agree with everything everyone says.”)
• People who drive motorcycles. (“Are you trying to kill yourself?”)

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• Book Knowledge (“I’ve read a lot of books. For example, I’ve all but memorized Catch-22.”)
• Philosophy Knowledge (“You know that I know a lot about philosophy. You also know that I went to college. The explanation that makes the fewest assumptions is that I must’ve studied philosophy in college, so that explanation must be the correct one. That’s Occam’s Razor. ‘But Declan, what about Hitchen’s Razor?’ You ask. Well, let me tell you....”)
• Debating Skills ("The one useful thing my degree gave me. I know how to argue a point. And, God, do I love it.")
• Driving ("Just because I hate doing it, doesn't mean I can't do it. I'm not about to walk to my apartment.")
• Sales ("I've been selling shit for four and a half years. I'd say that I'm pretty decent at selling shit.")

Combat Skills:

• Fencing (“I was in Berkley’s Fencing Club. We sucked, but I liked it enough to buy an actual rapier, which is somewhere under my bed, I think.”)
• Street Fighting (“South Clinton is no East St. Louis, but it’s a rough neighborhood. I may not have a belt in anything, but I’d like to think I can punch and kick and wrestle well enough. Granted, I haven’t done any of those in at least ten years.”)

What Is On Your Person:

• Wallet -Contains: ID, Driver's License, About Forty Dollars Cash
• Keyring -Contains: Apartment Key, Car Key, Afro Samurai Keychain
• Flip Phone
• Gas Station Rewards Card
• Cheap Faux-Silver Pocket Watch

Desk:

• Dog-Eared Copy of Catch-22
• Several Cans of Lukewarm Dr. Pepper
• A PSP and several games
• An mp3 player
• Some cheap earbuds
• 2002 Toyota Corolla

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: “It started out as ‘this place will give me money, even with my useless degree.’ I must admit, however, that this damn place has grown on me. I like it here. It’s a fun place to work. With my four years here on my resume, I could probably get a higher paying job, but I don’t really want one. I can’t imagine life without coming here every morning, sitting my ass in this chair, and seeing just how little work I can get away with.”

Life Up To This Point:Declan was born in Clinton, Iowa. A town with 26,000 people and absolutely nothing of interest within its limits. Born to third-generation factory workers, Declan was, naturally, expected to go into the manufacturing industry. It only took one “Take your Child to Work Day” for Declan to realize that cutting aluminum in sweltering heat was not the career path he wanted to pursue. When he told this to his parents, they informed him that they would not be able to pay for any higher education of his. As a result, he threw himself into school, despite hating every moment of it.

His work payed off, and he earned a four year scholarship to the University of California at Berkeley. Woefully uninformed as to how the world works, Declan made the mistake of studying something that interested him. He earned his Bachelor’s Degree in Philosophy after four years. He was contemplating going for his masters, and then his doctorate, but that sweet, sweet, scholarship money ran out. He wandered about the California area for a bit, couch-surfing and taking odd-jobs.

One day, he received word from a cousin in Pennsylvania. Said cousin owned a temporary staffing firm and was offering a job as an office temp to Declan. Declan took the job, and showed a decent aptitude for office work. He was a temp in the Pennsylvania area for about six months. Unfortunately, the company folded, and Declan was again without work. However, through a stroke of luck, the New Castle Branch was looking for a receptionist right at that time. Declan applied and got the job. He’s been working there for the past four years.

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Character Quote: “Occam’s Razor, bitch!”
Theme Song: The Impression That I get- Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Dirty Little Secret:Declan is actually super into anime, though he’d be damned if he told anyone.
Anything Else: roleplayerguild.com/posts/3366314

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Name: Gwendolyn Georgie Westbrook
Aliases: Gwen
Age: 17
Birthday: July 2nd
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Birth Place: New Castle, Pennsylvania
Years With Dunder Mifflin 0 (Recent Hire)
Gender: Female
Major/Minor: N/A
Occupation: Intern
Languages: English (fluent); Spanish (intermediate)

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Height: 5'6"
Weight: 160 pounds
Build: Curvy
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Skin Tone: Creamy
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Pierced ears. She has a scar on her knee from a canoeing accident at camp when she was twelve.
Personal Style: She either has her hair down or up in a ponytail. She isn't one to wear make-up unless it's a special occasion, as she's a bit of a tomboy. If she doesn't brush her hair after its wet, it tends to curl, making some people think she actually spent the time to curl it (she didn't). Her personal style is fairly typical for a tomboy, tending to wear jeans and a comfy shirt, rather than designer labels.

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Independent * Sarcastic * Determined * Judgmental

Sexuality: Homosexual
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Personality: Gwen is the type of person who, in a novel, would be labeled "a strong female character." She doesn't take nonsense from anyone and is very confident in her own actions, thinking everything through and making the best choice. She is decisive and firm, hardworking and able to get things done.

She doesn't procrastinate and is very methodic in her approach to problems. However, she's also a bit snarky and quick to judge people, assuming that she's figured out everything about them. Being wrong isn't something that (so she thinks) happens often. Of course, she also tends to find a lot of humor in sarcasm, and it serves to lighten up her personality. She is a decent friend, but a blunt and honest one as well. She doesn't sugarcoat things, and doesn't think anyone else should either.
Habits:Tapping her pen against the desk constantly, twitching her leg, pretending to stalk/follow people
Hobbies: Archery, soccer, drama/theater, puzzles
Fears: 3 real fears that make your character unhinged

• Her father being killed on duty
• Her parents admitting they love her brother more
• Being stuck in New Castle her entire life

Likes:

• Movies
• Literature
• Nature
• Camping
• Sports
• Awards
• Alone time
• Dogs
• Driving

Dislikes:

• Corporate America
• Criminals
• Hamburgers
• Pushy People
• Snakes
• Drama Queens

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General World Skills:

• Electronics
• Driving (Car)
• Wilderness Survival
• Comic Books & Movies
• Interrogation (Flawed and Basic)

Combat Skills:

• Swimming
• Soccer
• Archery
• Running

What Is On Your Person:

• Clothing- Blue jeans, soccer jersey or other t-shirt, necklace with blue pendant, sneakers, white socks, black hoodie
• Backpack: summer assignments, wallet (debit card, school ID, driver's license, $5 cash)
• iPhone 5C
• Keys to the house and the car
• Whichever novel she's reading that week

Desk:

• A book of puzzles
• Pencil
• Soccer gear bag: uniform, cleats, soccer ball
• Comic Book stash
• Funko Pop Star Wars collection
• A notebook filled with notes on everyone in the office
• Blue 2007 Nisan Sentra

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: Despite her hatred of everything corporate, she needed the money. Her parents hadn't saved up much for her to go to college, sending Kingston to a pricey boarding school every year instead. As much as she detests Dunder Mifflin, they gave her the best officer. The police didn't need interns either, so it wasn't like she was going to get any useful experience in her field. Gwen just hopes the summer goes by quickly.

Life Up To This Point:Gwen was named after her father, George (hence the middle name Georgie). From the moment she was born, she acted rather like him, something that holds true to this day. Her father was from Boston, working as a homicide detective there, when he met Annie. She was in town for an education convention, and they had a whirlwind romance. "It was the kind you see in Lifetime movies," Annie still says to this day. After a long distance relationship for several years, it became clear to the two of them that they were meant to be. George relocated for Annie, moving to her hometown of New Castle, Pennsylvania.

A few years into their marriage, they gave birth to twins: Gwendolyn Georgie and Kingston George. The twins were polar opposites, with Gwendolyn acting more masculine, and Kingston acting more feminine. She loved cops and playing in the mud and cars, while Kingston enjoyed baking and playing the piano. A bit of an exaggeration, Annie always claimed, but it was true nonetheless. George and Annie wanted the best for their children, and a small town seemed to be perfect. They ensured that their children would have every opportunity, the entire reason Kingston ended up going to a boarding school in order to jumpstart his career in music. Gwen, meanwhile, was allowed to come with her father to the station, as she had determined she wanted to follow in his footsteps and become a detective.

A tomboy to the end, Gwen excelled in soccer and picked up archery on the side. However, in high school, she ended up discovering a love of theater, and started auditioning regularly for all of the plays. Her grades are decent--not the highest of the school, but not poor either. She ended up taking a fair amount of advanced courses, and is set on attending university in order to get a degree in criminology, and push her into her field.

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Character Quote: "Everything is out there, if we take a moment to look."
Theme Song: Confident - Demi Lovato
Dirty Little Secret: Gwen is adopted; Kingston's actual twin sister was stillborn.
Anything Else: ~already submitted in previous CS~

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Name: Han Yoo Jin
Aliases: Eugene, Han Solo (Don't), Clean Eugene, Madame Butterfly (Also Don't)
Age: 35
Birthday: December 24th
Ethnicity: Korean
Birth Place: Busan, South Korea
Years With Dunder Mifflin Six
Gender: Female
Major/Minor: Anthropology/Economics
Occupation: Sales, Head Of.
Languages: Korean (Fluent). English (Fluent, but if asked? Learning)

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Height: 5'5"
Weight: 126lbs
Build: Lithe, lean, though with more pudge in the face than she'd like. It's not an intimidating figure she has.
Eyes: Blue. Well, they're a dark blue.
Hair: Black, kept short because she got tired of having to worry about it.
Skin Tone: A pale olive. Moreso pale than anything else.
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Her birthmark looks kind of like a scar. If a scar was kind of weird looking and brown like mud. Other than that, none really.
Personal Style: Rare is the time Eugene wears a skirt, though on some days she wears a rather fitting dress and heels, darker colors like she's going to a funeral or something. On an average day, however, Eugene wears a navy blue pant suit and heels, though she switches to flats after about an hour. It's like clockwork.

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Efficient * Neurotic * Perceptive * Uncooperative

Sexuality: Desperate
Relationship Status: Never Been Kissed/On a Date. Forever single.
Personality: Eugene never really was much of a 'people person' so naturally she tries to keep her distance from others that want to get a bit too chummy and casual - she really doesn't want to hear the details of your weekend when she's just trying to do what they pay her to do. In order to get people to stop bothering her, Eugene pretends as if she doesn't speak English when people approach her though the ruse has only sort of backfired; with the belief that Eugene doesn't speak English, she often became the go-to person for people to gossip to. When Eugene is alone in the lunch room, eating lunch as one does, it was not an uncommon sight for people to sit opposite her and just dish.

Of course this did wonders for her views towards people.

The deception has become harder and harder to maintain. Given that Eugene is fluent in English, her taking calls in-office has her playing up a woman who barely speaks the language, using simple words and phrases and constantly getting idioms wrong. It's not a pretty sight, but the original plan was hardly a winner to begin with. Her stance on people isn't negative, she isn't antisocial and would be more than willing to go to a bar with people if she were ever asked, but years of being the quiet, non English speaker who sits alone at lunch has painted Eugene in a not-so-positive light. She comes off as a bit of an ice queen due to her unwillingness to share a sale or to cover a shift or any other number of personal favors.

What's more is her punctuality and work ethic make the less motivated sorts stick out even more. To Eugene it's nothing special, she just does her job and makes sure everything is in days before the given deadline, and this punctuality and earnestness has paid off in more ways than one. Eugene tops the sales charts on a regular basis simply because she cares enough to do her job well. They're paying her, it's the least she could do. Despite her success, Eugene isn't a competitive person in the slightest; she's just diligent. Too diligent, some would say.

Part of what makes Eugene an effective salesperson is her ability to read people, thanks to her extensive study in the field of social and cultural anthropology and years of co-workers complaining about people eating food with names on it or something equally as banal. On an out-call, meeting clients face to face, Eugene picks up on social cues and uses that to her advantage, even with her pretend limited comprehension of the language.

Eugene has made her bed over the years and is now lying in it, even though when it comes down to it she's just a secretly lonely loner. People around the office like to do things other than their job which is why she doesn't work together with them, but now she feels much like an outsider looking in, and she knows it's her own doing.

Habits: Takes very small bites of food which has drawn parallels to 'eating like a squirrel' from people who observe this. Has a very obvious 'tell' when she's hamming up her lack of understanding - she blinks much more rapidly and she's shocked no one has picked up on this after six damn years.

Hobbies: Drinking socially, but only after hours and never on the job. Cooking. It calms her down and helps make her feel useful even though she just cooks for herself. All of her lunches are home-made and the only time she shares is when she brings stuff for an office party. Or if people take it. Watching reality television. Eugene's weekends are often spent catching up on reality television or bingeing through old favorites.

Fears:

• Already past the 'Christmas cake' age, Eugene is afraid at this point that she'll just settle for the first person that shows an interest rather than someone that she actually has feelings towards.
• An economic recession hitting her. She has a degree but considering that her job has little to do with that, at this point a job loss would pretty much ruin her financially and that's terrifying.
• Long drives with other people in the car. They'll probably want to sing songs and that's not happening.

Likes:

• Keeping Up With the Kardashians. No, she likes keeping up with them. Like...like the name of the show. It's a joke!
• Every single reality show where the end goal is 'finding your soulmate' even though it's a very, very small pool of potential suitors. It gives her hope.
• Bloody Mary's. Well really almost any drink but Eugene loves a Bloody Mary and will have way too many if left unchecked.
• Closing a sale and getting that commission.
• Playing poker, but ever since she cleaned out some now-gone employees people don't tend to invite her to poker games.
• Kind of hardcore rap music. It's poetic.

Dislikes:

• Lite/Light Beer. What's the point?
• Comedy movies. She has a sense of humor, she thinks, but finds American comedy movies to be absolutely impenetrable.
• Sitcoms, for much the same reason as her stance on movies - just let her watch re-runs of The Real World or something.
• Cooking shows. Especially the chefs that think that just because they have their face on shitty microwave dinners that they're gourmet experts.
• Pointless competitions, such as large scale sporting events.
• Shelled nuts like peanuts and pistachios and almonds. Too hard to get out for what is too small a reward.

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General World Skills:

• Economics and Numbers
• Empathy
• Driving (Cars)
• Card Counting
• Time Management

Combat Skills:

• One Year of Taekwondo
• Flexibility/Agility

What Is On Your Person:

• Silver watch from the mall
• Pearl earrings
• A dark red wallet inside a dark red purse. Wallet contains I.D., credit cards, library card, driver's license, and never more than 200 dollars cash.
• Navy blue pant suit, black heels, and replacement pair of black flats.
• Car keys along with apartment key
• Cellular phone, usually off or on silent. Galaxy S4.
• Phone charger USB for use in her car while driving.

Desk:
This is your stash basically - all your items that are not on you at all times. General things need not be listed like a computer, a stapler, and so forth. Somethings are just a given. But things like pictures of family, books, comic books, trading cards, pranking supplies, special mementos, and so forth are something that need to be listed out and very detailed. Keep this grounded in reality.

• Copy of college degree where photos of family would be
• Anthropology and Economics reference books
• Each and every certificate or award given to her over her years of employment
• Closed tin of cashews for secret mid-day munching.
• Styrofoam cups usually containing water - re-used until unable to do so.
• A pair of chopsticks in the upper right drawer, for when her lunch demands it.
• A Hyundai Sonata, twilight black.

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: When she first applied it was for a position in accounting and only because financial institutions, like banks, were not returning her calls despite her meeting the qualifications. Her first position was terminated, that being in the accounting department of a big-name retailer (no, it isn't Wal Mart, why does everyone always assume Wal-Mart?) However, a mix-up in the paperwork saw Eugene put in the sales department. She didn't bother correcting the mistake, what with her feigning ignorance of the language and all, and now has been here for so long that it would be career suicide to leave now. Not exactly what she imagined for herself, but at least she has a job.

Life Up To This Point: Han YooJin was born in Korea, Busan to be a bit more precise, to parents who had tried unsuccessfully for years to bear a child. Yoo Jin's father was killed in a traffic accident and her mother, unable to support the burden of raising a child on her own in a bustling environment, did the only thing that made sense: asked her brother to look after Yoo Jin. Yoo Jin was sent to live with her uncle Gae who lived in America. Yoo Jin was desperate to stay in Korea, to remain with her mother, but no amount of pleading and crying could get her off the plane.

It was immigration that wound up giving her the name 'Eugene'. A mispronunciation by the obese uniformed officer to his superior and suddenly 'Han Yoo Jin' was 'Eugene Han'. This did not go over super well with the American children and teens that she went to school with. It was shockingly difficult to get people to understand that 'Yoo Jin' and 'Eugene' were different things. It's quite possible that her 'thing' with people started as a result of teasing.

Uncle Gae was a sous chef in a fancy French restaurant and in her spare time Eugene helped out by washing dishes. It was her way of paying back her uncle for looking after her, plus it gave her some spending cash. This work ethic of hers continued through to college, where she had to work for her tuition, first as a busgirl then as a full-on waitress, then later as a tutor for those in the economics program. The happiest day of her life was the day she graduated university with a degree in Anthropology; but none of her family was there to see it. Her mother was busy in Busan and hadn't really made any effort to keep in touch and Uncle Gae was behind bars after it was discovered that the French restaurant was really a front for a criminal organization. Uncle Gae was the fall guy and Eugene was not about to bail him out. That life was not for her.

Her education got her foot in the door as an accountant, but that job fell through thanks to downsizing. She was good at what she did, but just didn't seem to fit the corporate image, whatever the hell that meant. Her resume was fished out to various places in hopes to find a job and the only place to call her back in a timely manner was Dunder Mifflin.

History is the rest, as they say.

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Character Quote: "Mian haji anhda ,hajiman nan yeong-eoleul haji anhseubnida. anhneun salam-ege bulman sahang-eul jigjeob hasigi balabnida."
Theme Song:
Dirty Little Secret: Is still a virgin which she thinks is a bigger deal than it probably actually is.
Anything Else: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3769598

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Name:Well, my name is Chris AJ Meyer
Aliases: My grandma called me Chrissy, but I'm not allowing anyone to call me that here, in fact I haven't even told them about it. This isn't going to be announced, right?
Age: 27
Birthday: March 23rd, 1984
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Birth Place: Queens
Years With Dunder Mifflin I have been working here since the New Castle Branch began, really. Never really thought of it as something to keep track of. I thought I would be outta here before I knew it, but the place just kind of grew on me.
Gender: Male
Major/Minor: I went to Cornell and got a degree in Literature. When I'm not pranking people or actually working the 15% of the day I do I write.
Occupation: I am a paper salesman. I sell paper for a living on a little more than minimum wage. Now I didn't expect to be J.K. Rowling when I was done by college but I didn't expect to be doing this.
Languages: I know English. My mother tried to teach me French from the time she was over there but all I learned was 'The Boat Was On Water.' You want me to say it? I said I learned it, not know it still today.

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Height: Last time I checked I was about 6'1
Weight: 260 pounds... I think...
Build: Well you can see me right here, but if you want me to describe myself, I have huge muscles, I wave around a hammer and I'm from Asgaurd. Oh wait, that's Chris Hemsworth in Thor, I'm Chris Meyer from Dunder Miflin. In that case I'm not completely buff but I do workout. I'm on the taller side of most in the office. I'm toned in the arms but more so in the legs as I run every night, but sadly I'm required to wear pants so you can't see my glorious calves.
Eyes: My mother said my eyes were chocolate brown... That night I had a freakish nightmare that my mother was eating out my eyes because they tasted like chocolate, so from now on I just say deep brown.
Hair: I guess I have almond brown hair, but it's ok to say that, I don't like almonds so I don't really have dreams of people eating out my hair.
Skin Tone: I'm not Twilight vampire white, I have some tan hue to me, so... Yeah.
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: I'm all good on those, but when I was a kid I imagined a dragon tattoo on my back. Glad I didn't go through with that dream.
Personal Style: Black pants and a belt with a golden clasp. I call it my lucky belt because... Well I don't know I just do. I wear standard collard dress shirts and I black tie. If I'm feeling laid back I don't go with the tie.

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Comedian * Not Focused * Caring * Bends Rules

Sexuality: Im heterosexual. In fact I kind of have a cru- Actually, I'll save that for later.
Relationship Status: Single
Personality: Some of the people here are work-a-holics, all they do and care about is working, and that's great for them, but it's really not... Me. I love to joke and to prank, and to have some friendly banter with my co-workers. And yes, I know a lot of my salary is based on commission, so I do work, but I only really set my mind to things I enjoy, and working here is something I need for the time being, not something I really want to do. But hey, I haven't been here that long, maybe it will change.

I'm a comedian, I like to joke, but I know when to stop. Sure I pull pranks on people, but only if If the people really deserve it, or if I have a certain disliking to them and they at on my nerves. I'm not mindless and I don't go around putting kind, sweet, caring people's staplers in jello. That's what I do to the ***holes who but the sh*t out of me. I'm not normally one for office romances, but if something clicks I'll go with it, which hasn't really happened to me yet, but there are a few people that I'm close with here. I try to be friendly with everyone, I mean they're my co-workers and after working with them this long a lot of them are like my family.

Like I said before, working constantly nonstop isn't for me, but when I do work I take it very seriously. I'm trying to earn money, not lose it, and when it comes to clients I'm really what I put on my résumé, hard working and attentive, and I respect other people clients, and ind playing pranks in the middle of a call or disrupting one, is just taking it too far, though I can't say other people have that same belief. While I like to prank and joke around, I do have a soft spot. I got my mothers side and kind of alhave a warm friendly glow in the office, which is part of why I'm friends with mostly everyone here.
Habits: Ok, so a few bad habits of mine are biting my nails. I don't know if I do it because I'm nervous, or because I'm bored, but after Everest at work I come home with uneaven nails. I also tend to fall asleep during PowerPoint presentations, I mean, we have actual TVs... Use them.
Hobbies: I believe I stated this before, but I absolutely love writing. Hopefully I want to publish something one day, but I don't think I'm quite there yet.
Fears: I have a fear of failing to become a writer. As one of my biggest hobbies and something I want to become a profession, it would fare me apart if I failed at it. I have a fear that I'm disappointing my parents. I mean, I grew up to a rich family, with jobs in the field of medical and engineering, and I'm sitting at a desk in New Castle, Pennsylvania, as a paper salesman, and a wannabe writer. I also have a fear that I won't go anywhere. Either being that in this company or out of it, I just can't take the fact that I like be stuck as a paper salesman until I retire, which is completely irrational, but I can't help but wonder...
Likes: 6 minimal

• Writing
• Pizza
• Beer
• Pranking
• Larties
• Swimming
• Running
• Rain & Snow

Dislikes: 6 minimal

• Selfish People
• My Parent's Expectations
• Society's Expectations
• Boring People
• People without a sense of humor
• Pickles... I don't even know why.

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General World Skills:

• Book Knowledge - I am a total book nerd, I mean with a degree in literature I had to pick up some knowledge.
• Sales - I mean, I'm a paper salesman.

Combat Skills: Um... Combat skills. Not sure why viewers would want to know that, but... What kind of documentary are your running here?

• Guns - Overall, I'm not bad with a couple types of rifles. My dad ALWAYS used to take me hunting, so I'm farmiliar with the way most guns work. My dad also told me how to work a small pistol he had in his bedroom drawer in case there was ever an intruder in the house.

What Is On Your Person:
Um, not a very usual question, but,

• Gold Plated Wristwatch - It was actually my fathers but he gave it to me when I was 15. I guess I just kept it ever since without really noticing it. Now it's just part of me.
• Phone - I always keep my phone in my front pocket, because I find back pockets are easier to take things from.
• Wallet - I have my wallet in my other front pocket with my ID, credit card, drivers license, and some cash.
• Keys - My house and car keys are on a key chain that is attached to my belt loop.

Desk:
Well, my desk is one of the organized parts about me. It's color coded by... I'm sorry I just can't. At this point I just throw my sh*t in the drawers and I hope I can find it the next day.

• Photos - I have a picture of me, my mom, my dad, and my older brother right before he went of to California for college. I also have a picture of my niece, Emily in a red heart frame.
• PrankBox - One of my drawers that I actually take seriously is my prank supply drawer. There are a couple items organized in there, but there is a big white box that was a prototype of a thing called PrankBox, which I was supposed to mass produce and sell online, but I never got around to it. One of the things in the box is a packet of 'weed'. It looks like weed, smells like weed, don't ask me where I got the fragrance, and it's just the right amount to get someone suspended without pay. So... I'm saving that one.
• Food - So there is an electrical outlet on the floor under my desk, I don't know why, but I took the opportunity to buy a mini fridge so I don't have to get up and get food from the kitchen. That's just my last side coming out, and to make people jealous I have a mini fridge under my desk.
• Out of State Drawer - Whenever I go out of state and the rare occasion of going out of country I put all my knick-knacks and pictures from those places in my drawer. It seems pretty stupid, but it's really sentimental to me.
• I drive a Chevy Cobalt. It's really not that bad. It gets me places and I can pick up my niece with it, so it's perfect for me.

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: Well I came to Dunder Miflin right out of college, in a spot where my degree couldn't get me anywhere at the moment, and when I saw a "NEW BRANCH, HELP NEEDED"'advertisement I took the opportunity to jump on it. I never really thought I would stay this long, but I guess it got to have this affect on me, where a lot of the people here who I would normally have considered friends were now like family. Knowing that. I couldn't just leave the place, so I stayed.

Life Up To This Point: Well, if you want to hear all of it, then ok, but I'm going to need a water bottle. I was born in Queens and raised in a rich household. My younger life wasn't great because I was the second born and my parents constantly praised my older brother Marcus. I was always funny as a little kid and tied to be, even when I got sent to a private school. It wasn't the same as at home. No one laughed at my jokes, no one really... Got me. I was the 'weird kid' all the way to about eighth grade. It only changed when I went to a public high school, but it wasn't he same. I was t the funny goofy kid I used to be, I was more quiet and reserved. I liked to read, and didn't really make any friends. By the time I caught up with myself it was already my senior year. That's when I started to create more friends and when I started becoming funny again. Of course it was a more mature sense of humor than when I was 5, but it felt good to be me again.

I'm t was great to finally become popular. I had my first girlfriend and my life was looking bright and I had only a couple more days to go before graduation. Graduation came and I was as excited as ever, when I realized only my mom and my brother were in the stands waving and smiling at me. Apparently that day my mom and dad had a huge fight, and my brother told me they were like this all the time when I was gone. A few weeks later I put the Mail on the table and noticed two different packets from two divorce lawyers. Once my parents found out I knew they wanted to talk about it with me. So in an attempt of escaping the inevitable I headed of to college, and for a while I forgot about the whole thing, of course it was on my mind, but I had more pressing things to do than worry about my parents issues.

After I got my degree I headed back home to find it sold to another family. My mom told me my things were in public storage and I decided to move into a small house in New Casle Pennsylvania, hoping once again to escape from my parents and the divorce. I stayed there for a little while working at fast food joints, until I decided to get a real job here, and Dunder Miflin, and honestly it's been great, well, it's better than scraping gum off the bottoms of restaurant tables. I guess that's where you can't find me now... But of course you guys already know that.

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Character Quote: "Don't bring the heat if you can't take it."
Theme Song:
Dirty Little Secret: I won't say who, but I'll admit I have a slight crush for someone here in the office.
Anything Else: roleplayerguild.com/topics/138363-out-..

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Name: Temperance Charlotte Venable
Aliases: Tempy
Age: 21
Birthday: 04/23/1995
Ethnicity: White
Birth Place: New Castle, Pennsylvania
Years With Dunder Mifflin New Hire, First day is the beginning of IC
Gender: Female
Major/Minor: Accounting/Philosophy
Occupation: Accountant
Languages: English

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Height: 5'0"
Weight: 93lbs
Build: Slender
Eyes: Green
Hair: Blonde
Skin Tone: Apricot
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Just ear piercings.
Personal Style: Temperance dresses conservatively yet comfortably both on the clock and off the clock. She rarely strays from her tried and true outfits.

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Sexuality: Straight! Right...?
Relationship Status: Single and maybe possibly ready to mingle.
Personality: Temperance is probably one of the sweetest people out there! She's always kind to others and treats everyone with respect. In fact, you'll almost never hear her talk bad about another person, believing there's good in everybody. This does tend to get her into trouble since she's liable to believe every word someone says to her. If someone needs assistance, she's there in an instant. If there's anything she can do, she'll do it without complaint. While she seems a bit timid, meek, and mild, Temperance is quite curious about the world around her and might accidentally stick her nose where it doesn't belong.

Perhaps her most prominent negative trait is that she can have some severe bouts of anxiety, to the point she'll break down into a panic attack. Fortunately, she's on medication to help keep her anxiety at a manageable level. Due to her strict Christian background, she also seems to have a bad habit of sticking to her old fashioned way of thinking and doesn't necessarily understand more progressive issues. Strangely, she is known to crack an inappropriate joke from time to time though, usually regarding a dark topic. Nonetheless, Temperance tries her best to get along with everybody, even if it costs her sanity!
Habits:

• Tends to fall asleep when she's very bored
• Pats her thighs when she's nervous

Hobbies:

• Reads tons of novels
• Sudoku

Fears:

• Change
• Being fired
• The total eradication of mankind

Likes:

• Dark humor
• Math
• Folk music
• Coffee
• Dogs
• Sleeping

Dislikes:

• Technology
• Loud noises
• Being relied on
• Spicy food
• Being watched
• Snails

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General World Skills:

• Basic cooking skills
• Can solve complex math equations in her head
• Driving
• Knows how to panic very well
• Basic mannerisms

Combat Skills:

• Expert in the art of freezing and doing nothing!
• Grandmaster of screaming for help

What Is On Your Person:

• Hairband
• A pen
• A book
• Car/house keys
• Anti-anxiety medication

Desk:

• A rather morbid poster that depicts a hanging man captioned with the words "Hang in there"
• A collection of novels! What a surprise!
• A random assortment of Sudoku puzzles, ranging in difficulty
• A picture of her pet dachshund, Sparky
• An assortment of mugs
• A coffee maker
• Lots of coffee
• Her transportation: A white 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: Temperance is a recent graduate from Geneva College down the road from New Castle. Spying an open entry level position for an Accountant, she applied, got an interview, and well... now she's here! She's just beginning but she can already tell it's going to be a long road to travel before she's settled. This is her first job ever, so her anxiety levels are expected to be through the roof.

Life Up To This Point: Temperance comes from a strict yet just middle class family of ultraconservative Jehovah Witnesses. Her younger years aren't quite what one would call normal, considering her family, and she was barred from most forms of entertainment that kids would flock to. Books and puzzles became her entertainment, and she learned a different mindset that instilled the fear and love of God into her. Though her family was hard and has set fundamental rules that she has had to follow, there has been no complaints from Temperance. Notably, technology was almost completely absent from their house save for vital appliances, and she didn't learn how to operate a computer until her Sophomore year of college, having been home schooled a good majority of her life. Even to this day, she doesn't own a cell phone and can only really work Macintosh computers.

After finishing her basic education, the next step was college, something that not all of her family supported. They told her to pray on her decision, which she obliged, and came to the decision that she would go and study Accounting at Geneva College down the road, the first female in her family to do so. College was a new experience for Temperance, though a scary one. Associating with people outside her family circle was a challenge and she found that not everyone saw the world through the lenses her family saw through. There was a wide world out there, full of differing beliefs and opinions. Her eyes were open to so much in such a little amount of time! Her time at Geneva College taught her that, though it was fundamentally a Christian school, she didn't necessarily believe the same things as her parents and her religious nature diminished over time. On an accelerated path through college, Temperance did fairly decently in her studies and graduated with a BSA in Accounting and a solid 3.12 GPA.

After graduating, she was left with a modicum of debt and a yearning to do something with her life. Having lived with her parents for so long, Temperance considered moving out briefly, but she quickly decided otherwise. She was much too unprepared for a step like that! First, she needed a job, and so she went and applied for the modest amount of Accounting jobs in New Castle, the town she has called home all her life. Surprisingly, she managed to net herself an entry level position with Dunder Mifflin. Now Temperance can save up money and... well, she doesn't know what she's going to do with her wages since her parents take care of all the bills. Alas, new adventures await the inexperienced woman!

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Character Quote: "I don't know what I'm doing..."
Theme Song: Disaster - Blink 182
Dirty Little Secret: Brings erotic novels to work
Anything Else: FC, Dove Cameron; Olympus Academy post

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Name:Gerald Reeves Fischer
Aliases: Ger-bear, The gerinator, Gerry
Age: 30
Birthday: August 10th
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Birth Place: Branson, Missouri
Years With Dunder Mifflin 8
Gender: male
Major/Minor: Majored in advanced trigonometry and minored in business
Occupation: Head Accountant
Languages: English(fluent), Spanish(learning)

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Height: 5'10
Weight: 210
Build: Average with a bit of a pudgy belly
Eyes: Light blue
Hair: Brunette, light black
Skin Tone: White with a hint of a tan hue
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Multiple hidden faded gashes along his back and down his left legs
Personal Style: Always found wearing bright and colorful stripes or checkered shirts matching his bright and perky personality with a short combed hairstyle and light beige work pants with matching work shoes. Off clock, he wears more casual, yet, still colorful clothing.

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Assuring * Overbearingly positive * Helpful * Nosy

Sexuality: Heterosexual
Relationship Status: Single
Personality: Happy go lucky...Three words that describes this man and is apparent to everyone just at his appearance alone. Never a moment where a bright, charming smile is visible for Gerald tends to have a very positive outlook on life. Some or most tend to say a bit too much; nothing seems to bring him down or depress him as he somehow finds something good in even the most depressing news or events.

Eager to always help those he see's to be troubled, either with advice or helping with their problems. Doing so even when no one asks for it as he often gets too involved in their personal or private issues that annoys those he's helping or ends badly. Gerald is also very open and talkative, having no problem talking about issues that interest him or even of his past; when considering his past is traumatic and disturbing, though he treats it all like as nothing and especially his hooked right hand. Acting confused and dismissing as playful joking when mentioning his right hand which leads others to think him delusional that he still has his right hand.

Habits: Overly positive, butting into others personal space
Hobbies: Reading, collecting toy figurines, making up games for anything
Fears: 3

• His worst fear- seeing or hearing anything regarding his father
• Knives
• Snakes

Likes: 6 minimal

• Challenging puzzles
• Organizing things
• Mystery Novels
• Helping the less fortunate via soup kitchen or helping at the old folks homes and so
• Helping those in trouble or struggling
• Crunching numbers for taxes or various other things in his spare time

Dislikes: 6 minimal

• His father
• Jerks picking on the defenseless
• unorganized rooms/work spaces/ect...
• Foul language
• Injured animals being ignored
• books being mistreated and/or ruined

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General World Skills:

• Driving(cars and mopeds, but prefers his moped)
• Excellent memory memorization
• Computer knowledge
• Capable of handling tasks with one hand
• Accounting/math

Combat Skills: Max 5 - History must reflect knowing these - Keep it grounded in the real world. Not everyone is a Jackie Chan. This covers things such as Athletics, Diving, Demolitions, Stamina, Acrobatics, Weapons. (Make sure to specify for things like Martial Arts and Unarmed Combat - Tae Kwon Do and Kung Fu are two different skills and would take up two skill slots.

• One year of Karate
• Jogging
• writing/typing left handed

What Is On Your Person:
This includes your clothing, jewelry, your wallet, your id, your keys; phone, credit cards, cash, pictures of mom and dad, tooth picks, smokes, lighter, weapons you may carry, shoes, purse and so forth. If it is not listed you are not carrying it. Again, keep it grounded in the real world.

• Clamp/hook for right hand
• Current book he's reading
• a stamp pattern wallet
• Moped Keys
• Belt buckle
• Picture of his mother in wallet
• Possibly a new figurine that he recently bought
• Cell phone
• Apartment Key
• Basic cooking

Desk:
This is your stash basically - all your items that are not on you at all times. General things need not be listed like a computer, a stapler, and so forth. Somethings are just a given. But things like pictures of family, books, comic books, trading cards, pranking supplies, special mementos, and so forth are something that need to be listed out and very detailed. Keep this grounded in reality.

• Picture with a kid version of himself(arm intact) and his mother
• A figurine(a different figurine every day)
• Advanced calculator
• Drawer filled with puzzle books
• Separate drawer with novels
• Extra clamps/hooks for emergencies
• Clamp/hook cleaning supplies
• Extra phone charger
• reading glasses
• classic wristwatch with a gold trim(left wrist)
• Vespa Moped- dark Purple

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin:
After finishing college, Gerald decided to put his home and the town with his harsh childhood all behind. Off to search for a purpose and to find a job to start a fresh new life; traveling from town to town before coming to castles, Pennsylvania and it was here that he came across a paper company that had recently started up and moreso, found they were looking for an accountant.

Deciding to go in to try for the job; where he met Aiden Ferguson; a man that seemed to give off an intense aura. He instantly came to respect the man and used the interview to show that he was dedicated and promised to be one of the best accountant this firm has.

Life Up To This Point: Minimal
Born in Branson, Missouri in an high income family; a father who was the ceo of big company. The Fischer family were well known and respected by the people of Branson as he was known to be a kind and generous man. Everyone assumed them to be a happy family that lived in luxury, but for Gerald that wasn't the case.

If only he had an easy, luxurious life; a concept that wasn't possible with a man that abused both his wife and son. They all saw his father to be this saint, but was secretly a sick and twisted person that tortured the two of them in the privacy of their house. For years they were forced to endure this or be kicked out with nothing or worse, which Gerald really never found out what that meant. Nor did he ever find out why his father did this to them...whether for the thrill of it? or simply cause he could? whatever the reason, it didn't matter and the only thing that helped get him through it all was his mother. She constantly told him that no matter how bad it got that it would all be ok for just being alive was worth it.

This went on for years for the two, until one day his father went too far, the day that it would all change for the better. An incident involving his father had cost him his arm, but it was what it took to end it all; not only revealing what kind of man he was, but all the embezzlement and illegal dealings secretly done that caused the company to bankruptcy.

At the age of 11, Gerald and his mother were free of the awful abuse done by fake saint, given enough money to last help them through the years and to help pay for his college. Just knowing that they had survived that abusive hardship and the realization that his mother's advice was right had given him a whole new outlook on life. Since then, he couldn't help but see the positive side in everything, though having to deal with only having one hand. This was especially hard to deal with for the trauma did have some effect on him that lead him to believe he still has the hands. Often dismissing others mentioning his hook hand as a playful joke or a tease, leaving others to think he was delusional.

With him only having one hand, his mother was worried that he would be defenseless and talked him into taking karate for year just so he could have some basic skills to defend himself. He never really liked fighting, but did it to make his mother happy and after taking karate for a year, went off to do his passion of math and numbers.

What helped him cope over the years were his novels and puzzles to help forget about his traumatic past. He even got into collecting stamps and figurines just cause he found it fun and it was also a way to make up for his missed childhood.

Going off to college where he mostly partook math classes and some computer learning. He always had some fascination with computers and how they worked, especially with how they handled and solved complicated and difficult math problems at such impossible speeds which boggled his mind.

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Character Quote: Instead of going negative, try to find positive side of it all/ Super duper
Theme Song: youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
Dirty Little Secret: secretly does stand-up under the alias- The Jokester and badly at that
Anything Else:
http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/125993-pok-mon-one-looking-for-one-player-and-a-co-gm/ic?page=7#post-3668682

Gerald has one hand with his right hand taken from an incident involving father.
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Moe Williamson

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“I’d rather be in Miami right now”

Name: Moe Williamson(Full Name)
Aliases: Mo, Mo Will(Nicknames, previous names, maiden names, etc.)
Age: 36
Birthday: July 17th
Ethnicity: American
Birth Place: New York City, Queens.
Years With Dunder Mifflin: 5
Gender: Male
Major/Minor: Business, Minor in Marketing at Columbia University
Occupation: Supplier Relationship Rep
Languages: English and Spanish

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Appearance

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Height: 6’2
Weight: 210 Pounds
Build: Fit, with some muscle but
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black, often spiked up and somewhat kept, beard up to his chin
Skin Tone: Tanned, Whiteish Brownish blend with more of a emphasis on the Brown
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: None
Personal Style: Sometimes he comes into the office with hoodies and sweatpants, but usually a dress shirt, trousers, and a coat matching the color of the trousers.

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Psychology

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Outgoing * Overworker * Ambitous * Greedy

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Sexuality: Hetrosexual (What is there born sexuality even if they may not realize it yet)
Relationship Status: Single, been divorced once.
Personality:

Personality

Moe personality wise is a interesting person.

You see he’s lived most of his life under the shadow of money. Money he earned from his own profession or money he has had in his family. So he’s used to the life of luxury, of knowing that tommorrow he’ll have money in his account, and a nice car and house waiting for him. He spends lavishly. Branded clothing, designer prefumes you name it he’ll buy it, disregarding the price tag entirely. But he’s also one of those people that rarely gives to charity and calls them the “biggest scam of them all”. He’s also not very religious as well, and feels that these men who preach god are merely wolfs in sheep’s clothing robbing from the poor to satisfy their agenda.

But, you often see this stuff via actions. Moe when you meet him sounds like a humble guy. He;’s one of those guys you’ll see working extra hours if something isn’t his “golden star of apporval”. Getting stressed out over high work hours is a common thing and thus his cigar smoking habit is also something he devolped. He drinks as well but isn’t the that will roofie your drink or get wasted. One could argue he’s a man of class as well, beside’s from having a huge ego and a preception of himself to other people.

Moe due to his years in business also one could say is two faced towards certain people. He offer’s the olive branch out to them but instead he plots and watches them, laughing at mistakes and shortcomings, thinking of ways he could of done it better or finished it. Gossip is often of importance to Moe as well and he doesn’t mind sitting around the watercooloer for another rumor to further his cause.

Habits: Checking/being on his phone alot, having a cup of coffee, smoking the usual cigar
Hobbies: Plays Video Games from time to time
Fears: 3 real fears that make your character unhinged
Heights
Losing his job
Being dirt poor

Likes: 6 minimal
Pizza
Cars
Women
Video Games
Cigars
Reading

Dislikes: 6 minimal
Sob Stories
The Homeless
Chick Flicks
Public Transit
Taxi’s
Freeloaders

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Cards On The Table

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General World Skills:
Driving
Negotiations
City Knowledge
Mechanics
Computers

Combat Skills:
Used to play baseball, so he’s pretty handy with a baseball bat
Athelitics, he has a gym membership
Stamina
Leadership
Has had gun training before and know’s how to use one.

What Is On Your Person:
Wallet, with various credit cards, gun range memebership, gym membership and 128 in cash
Keys to his Lexus IS 300
Lighter, cheap plastic dollar branded one
Often keeps a cigar, wrapped in it’s wrapping for it’s smoking
Iphone 6S
Above Average Watch

Desk:

A small bookshelf, desk based. Has 2-4 books with bookmarks in various spots
Picture of Miami Skyline at night, as well as a picture of his ex-wife and 2 kids.
Photo Album, with various other pictures
A baseball in a glass cube, signed by a professional baseball player
Box DVD Set’s of TV Show’s autographed by one or two of the actors
2015 Lexus IS 300

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin:

The short answer, Moe needed a job.

The long one? Basically what occurred was after the hearing which derailed Gambino Holdings Co. Moe needed to find a way to sustain his family. So what he did was look into various companies that needed job openings and job spots. Some companies were picky on the whole Gambino holding case. Other companies didn’t meet his requirements or didn’t really offer him what he really wanted. Low salary for some companies to a job with a few promotion chances before being stuck in a holding pattern for 5-7 until someone retires. Luckly, Dunder Mifflin seemed like a promising place for Moe to start anew and fresh.. And hopefuly not get involved with the law again

Life Up To This Point:

Life was great for Moe at one point.

You see Moe was living the American Dream. Nice wife, 2 great kids. Driving around in a expensive Ferrari and living in a six bedroom house with a pool and a golf course nearby. The dream. His job you ask? He was Head of Finance for a holding company called Gambino Holding Co that owned various businesses. It had, at it’s peak over 500 employees at the time and was one of the biggest companies in Miami. It even had offices in New York, Utah and Los Angeles. It was a medium to large company that was pretty well known on the east coast and starting to get some buzz on the west coast. The owner even met the president of the US for dinner at one point, it was a pretty big deal.

But then one summer came and a few things went haywire. First, a few companies withdrew their assets from Gambino Holding Co due to a variety of reasons. Some citing they felt that the upper management didn’t answer core questions, didn’t help them with key problems and many more management issues. But as the weeks went by a few major players got wind of various small companies withdrawing and started questioning the company. Moe like many of his co-workers were told to keep shut, but were given a payrise or a “bribe”. One of his co-workers even found various Swiss bank account documents on the desk of his boss with hundreds of thousands of dollars being sent into accounts, off shore.. Into a tax haven.

With the money being diverted in roughly mid-September the place was formally raided by the FBI with the help of the SEC. Like many of Moe’s co-workers he was hounded day in and day out by the press. His family was forced to go on trail and slowly.. Life changed. For starters, the SEC was pressing hard on the boss’s, so what do you do? You blame someone else. Various of Moe’s co-workers were sent to jail, some of them cut deals which what Moe did and he thought was the right thing to do..

The deal meant he stood trial against one of his boss’s, lost his house, car and over half a million dollars from his bank account in-exchange for not facing a 5 year jail sentence. Now it sounds like a steep price… which it was. You see the SEC and FBI hit the jackpot since for the last year the Boss’s of Moe’s were leaving a paper trail of unknown money and abusing the system. With this they tried to place blame on co-workers and well.. They paid the price one could say.. In Moe’s eyes..

With the case done and over with, Moe was free.. But it cost him. His wife left him, and took custody of the kids (though after moving to Moe managed to get custody of his daughter and has leverage for his son). But also his old life. He was used to the opulence and the lavish life, but also the family life.

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Character Quote Money and Happiness are a dangerous cocktail:
Theme Song: Money Power Glory by Lana Del Ray What would be playing when they walk up if we were in a movie?
Dirty Little Secret:He has dabbed in drugs before.
Anything Else: roleplayerguild.com/posts/3712790 (Read the rules and check for what you are supposed to put here before submitting)

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Aiden is one of the guys that Moe respects for his work ethic and his no bullshit apporach to the reality's of the world. But other then the usual conversation about shipping and work related matters, he isn't the first person Moe would call to a family dinner or to go bowling or something.

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Name: Rosaline Amelia Peters
Aliases: Mainly just goes by Rose
Age: 25
Birthday: February 14
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Birth Place: Newcastle, Pennsylvania
Years With Dunder Mifflin 3 years
Gender: Female
Major/Minor: Went to Penn State for Journalism but dropped out after 2 1/2 years. Currently taking online classes at a community college so she can go back to school.
Occupation: Receptionist
Languages: English

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Height: 5'4
Weight: 128 lb
Build: Thin, mostly skin and bones.
Eyes: Light blue
Hair: Dark brunette
Skin Tone: Pale to some light tan depending on how often she's been out in the sun.
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Ears pierced, no tattoos, one small scar below her chin from getting stitches when she was a kid.
Personal Style: Rose likes to wear a variety of colors, but her favorites are red and blue. She is a huge fan of cute dresses, skirts, and sweaters and often likes to pair all of these up with tights and either flats or boots. She normally wears her thick, curly hair down or up in a bun or pony tail, but she always has bangs. You could say she's fairly modest with her outfit choices but still very cute and stylish. Well, most of time at least.

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Caring * Naive * Friendly * Stubborn * Determined * Self-conscious

Sexuality: Bisexual
Relationship Status: Single but also sort of in an on again, off again relationship with her boyfriend of 2 years, Abe.
Personality: Rose is a very kind, independent, and hardworking young woman. She's always been considered a "sweetheart" by her friends, families, but Rose would like to believe she's a little more feisty than that. She's very opinionated but very respectful and believes good manners are important in a person. However, it's not hard to fool Rose as she wants to see the best in everyone she meets. People like to use her because she hardly ever says no and wants approval from everyone. When she was younger she was lonely. Rose was bullied a lot due to the fact that she had no filter and would let you know exactly how she felt about absolutely anything. Not to mention the fact that she was considered a teacher's pet because she loved school and enjoyed learning and being involved. She's always been very open about everything, finding it hard to lie/hide her true feelings. Her attitude never changed but the bullying subsided once high school started and boys started paying more attention to the pretty girl with big blue eyes. She still didn't have many friends, however, as she just never seemed to "fit in" with any crowd. Rose, for a long time, tried very hard to feel like she did but it never worked and never made her happy. So once she got past the awkward teenage years, she cared less about what others thought of her and more about feeling good about life. Still, she struggles with relationships and hopes one day she'll figure it out.
Habits: Hums/sings while she's performing tasks such as writing, filing, or cleaning; rolls her eyes a lot when people aren't looking; taps her foot a lot.
Hobbies: Rose enjoys writing, she always wanted to be a writer for a magazine or newspaper. She also has a lovely singing voice, and is very good at playing guitar, ukulele, and sort of the piano. She dabbles in crafting from time-to-time but never seems to follow through due to a loss of interest about halfway into starting something (she tried to knit a scarf once, but wasn't even able to fit it around her neck by the time she stopped.)
Fears:

• Spiders
• Winding up alone
• People thinking she's too weird to be friends with/date

Likes:

• Singing
• Cooking
• Decorating/organizing things to look really nice
• Writing
• Secretly loves gossip (although she never dishes, only takes in.)
• Fall
• Scary movies

Dislikes:

• Mornings
• Selfish people
• Domineering people
• Feeling useless
• Most reptiles
• Humidity (it makes her hair turn into a monster of frizz)
• Awkward situations

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General World Skills:

• Skilled in verbal and written communication (She's good at answering the phone and writing emails, basically.)
• Good at prioritizing and organizing
• Multitasking
• Great at listening and taking in knowledge
• Driving (well, you know, she has a license.)

Combat Skills: Max 5 - History must reflect knowing these - Keep it grounded in the real world. Not everyone is a Jackie Chan. This covers things such as Athletics, Diving, Demolitions, Stamina, Acrobatics, Weapons. (Make sure to specify for things like Martial Arts and Unarmed Combat - Tae Kwon Do and Kung Fu are two different skills and would take up two skill slots.

• Self-defense, she took a class in college so she can take you on if you try anything.
• Running

What Is On Your Person:
This includes your clothing, jewelry, your wallet, your id, your keys; phone, credit cards, cash, pictures of mom and dad, tooth picks, smokes, lighter, weapons you may carry, shoes, purse and so forth. If it is not listed you are not carrying it. Again, keep it grounded in the real world.

• Herevery-day purse
• Her wallet
• Random lipsticks and chap sticks
• A silver necklace with circular charm with an "r"
• Her iPhone 6, along with the charger
• Laptop to complete schoolwork associated with her online classes
• A little planner
• Notebook to take notes or write
• Car and apartment keys
• Book she may or may not be reading at the time

Desk:
This is your stash basically - all your items that are not on you at all times. General things need not be listed like a computer, a stapler, and so forth. Somethings are just a given. But things like pictures of family, books, comic books, trading cards, pranking supplies, special mementos, and so forth are something that need to be listed out and very detailed. Keep this grounded in reality.

• Lots of sticky notes and notepads
• A small vase of colorful, fake daisies
• Pens, lots of 'em
• Keeps a dish full of mints for everyone in the office, but has her own little stash of chocolates for herself.
• A few pictures of her family, and her nieces and nephews especially.
• A Hawaiian hula girl bobble head
• A few coffee mugs
• A pug calendar her oldest sister gave her for Christmas one year.
• This spot is reserved for your transportation only and cannot be transferred if not used. This may be a bike, a skateboard, a car (nothing expensive), a motorcycle, a vespa, so forth

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: "Oh, uh, well that's a...good question. Um, well I decided to drop-er, take a break from school, and come home for a while. I needed a job, and I saw an ad online for a receptionist job and...you know, here I am! Um, that's kind of all I really have to say on the matter as of right now..."

Life Up To This Point: Rose grew up in New Castle, and is the youngest of five children to Andy and Carla Peters. Her father is a pediatrician and her mother is a counselor at a local Mormon church. She was raised in a religious environment, but her parents never really forced it on their kids as they are very open-minded and accepting people. Rose always felt like expectations were high for her; her siblings were all so great that she felt like she needed to live up to them. Not only that, but by the time she was 20, all her siblings had gotten married and/or had children. Around this time she was becoming less and less interested in her schoolwork and more into "discovering herself." She was tired of feeling like she needed to make everyone proud, that she had to be successful in order to have worth. The work load and stress of being in college was too much for her and so she decided to do what she felt was best for her at the time. At the end of the first semester of her junior year, she withdrew from school much to the disappointment of her parents and the rest of her family. Rose then moved back home, lived with her parents for about 2 years and then moved in with some friends.

For about two years, Rose has been in an on-again, off-again relationship with a man named Abe Robbins. Though she's grown tired of going back and forth, she's not sure what else could be out there for her. She still wants to be a writer but is still afraid of failure. As of right now she's been a receptionist at Dunder Mifflin for 3 years and is currently taking online courses at the community college. Her goal is to get enough credits that she'll be able to transfer to either Penn State or another college to finish school and finally get her degree in Journalism.

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Character Quote: "Dunder Mifflin, this is Rose."
Theme Song: Blue-Marina and the Diamonds
Dirty Little Secret: Experimented with a lot of drugs in her early twenties. Still smokes weed every so often, but doesn't make a habit out of it.
Anything Else: <3

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Name: Samson James Foster
Aliases: Sam
Age: 30
Birthday: June 10th
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Birth Place: Memphis, Tennesse
Years With Dunder Mifflin 4 years
Gender: Male
Major/Minor: Accounting/Computer Science
Occupation: Accountant
Languages: English (fluent) / Spanish (sort of fluent-took it in college)

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Height: 6'2
Weight: 180
Build: Tall, pretty lean
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Dirty blonde
Skin Tone: Tan, sometimes darker in the summer.
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: No tattoos, no piercings. Scar up his left arm from a car accident.
Personal Style:
Sam's personal style is casual and comfortable. He likes to wear fairly plain button ups and pants to work, sometimes wearing a low key pattern if he feels like it. Outside of work, you would probably find him wearing anything from a t-shirt with jeans to a flannel...with jeans. He doesn't have a flashy style at all; he's pretty simple and plain. As far as his hair goes, he tries to keep it trimmed at a decent length so that he doesn't look too "scrappy" but will usually just comb it back if it's getting too long. He'll either shave off all of his facial hair, or keep it neat and trimmed. Sam cares more about comfort than impressing people, but does keep himself presentable and professional looking for work.

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Well-Mannered * Bottles up emotions * Charming * Moody

Sexuality: Heterosexual
Relationship Status: Single/Divorced
Personality:
Sam's got that "southern charm" thing going for him. He's a true gentleman: polite, respectful, inviting, and charming. It might seem fake to some, but it's just who Sam is, who he was raised to be. His mother taught him to always open the door for others, to be accepting of all people, and if he was feeling judgmental, to see things from another's perspective. It was this sort of molding that turned him into the man he is today. He has a big heart and will do just about anything for anyone yet sometimes it's hard to "connect" with him. There's so many emotions swimming inside him all the time yet he never seemed to learn how to express them properly. His father left when he was young, so Sam had to step up and take care of his younger siblings while his mother worked. He never had time to feel sad or sorry for himself so he always put on a happy front. 'Everything is fine.' Words he would constantly say and think to himself when everything was absolutely not fine. Sam is guilty as charged of bottling up his feelings, so much so to the point where if he's stressed, there's a possibility that he might get snappy. Still, Sam tries his hardest to stay positive even when it's hard.
Habits: Frowns when concentrating on something, hums/whistles
Hobbies: Reading, running (goes for a run or jog daily), hiking/camping, drawing
Fears:

• Thunder
• Being vulnerable
• Rejection

Likes:

• Nature, being outside
• Coffee
• Scary movies
• Casual drinking, mostly beer or whiskey
• Reading, scifi and thrillers are his favorite.
• Traveling

Dislikes:

• Disrespectful people
• Ignorance
• Feeling stressed out
• Dating. Sam isn't good at it.
• Obnoxious people
• Liars

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General World Skills:

• Driving
• Good memory
• Computer skills
• Organization and time management
• Great memory

Combat Skills:

• Really athletic. Sam played basketball in high school and college, and did other sports in high school. He still runs daily and goes boxing every weekend.
• His dad took him hunting sometimes before he died, so Sam has some basic knowledge of how guns work.

What Is On Your Person:

• Wallet full of cards, cash, and some random receipts (and a picture of his cat)
• Pack of Newport cigarettes and a lighter. He's trying to quit but sometimes his days are really rough.
• Cell phone
• Car keys and apartment keys
• Travel coffee mug
• Silver wrist watch that belonged to his dad

Desk:

• Pictures of him and his family
• Drawer full of some books and notebooks
• A couple different mugs that he switches out to wash.
• A mouse pad with a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses
• Sketch pad-usually kept in a drawer, but he'll get it out sometimes if he has some down time.
• A drawer filled with an assortment of necessary office supplies.
• A small, motivational poster with "Not all those wander are lost." on the wall behind him. (Sam is actually kind of a huge LOTR fan.)
• His transportation: a gray, 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: "I moved to Newcastle 4 and a half years ago with my wife, well, she was my wife. Anyway, I was working at a bank in Memphis before this and then Lydia got a job offer at a law firm in Philly. We couldn't really afford to live in Philly at the time but there was a job opening here at Dunder Mifflin for an accountant so we settled, er, decided this was the best place to be for now. Well back then it was 'for now.' I guess it could still be 'for now,' but why would I look somewhere else when I'm perfectly happy here...? Yeah, uh, anyway that's my background story."

Life Up To This Point:
"I'm from Tennessee if you couldn't tell already. I grew up just outside of Memphis up until I was ten, then we officially moved into the city. That was after my dad died, yeah. We were in a real bad car accident one night coming back from a camping trip in Northern Georgia. I just got this nasty scar on my arm, my dad, well, he didn't make it. I don't really remember much of the actual wreck but I do remember waking up and kinda just knowing my old man didn't make it. It's not like I blame myself or anything, well...I guess I did for a while, but I moved past it. Shit happens, you know? At least I still had the rest of my family, and my dad wouldn't have wanted me to wallow in misery. He woulda flicked my ear and told me to 'get over it.' So after that it was just me, my mom, and my little brother and sister. Basically I had to be the 'man' of the family since my dad was gone. I still played sports and did my schoolwork and stuff, but I didn't have time for anything else, really. I was taking care of those two little shits most of the time but hey, they turned out real good and part of that has to do with me. So that's cool, right? At least we ain't junkies or criminals.

"So I was able to get into college with a scholarship playing basketball. I got my accounting degree, I know, boring, but I'm really good with numbers so I thought it was a good idea. I met Sylvia when I was a senior and she was a sophomore. Despite how I feel about her now she was real cute back then. I think we got married too quick, you know? Things moved too fast, she wasn't even graduated by the time I proposed. What can I say, we were young and in love. So things weren't too bad for a while. She went to law school and got a job offer out in Philly. I'm a pretty optimistic person so I went with her in hopes that it would be a good experience. Unfortunately it was not. I won't get too into the details but Sylvia apparently wasn't too happy so she...found happiness somewhere else. Our divorce was finalized last year, so I'm on my own right now. No kids, unless you count my cat, Benjamin. Here I have a picture in my wallet..."

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Character Quote: "Try not worry about it too much."
Theme Song: "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac
Dirty Little Secret: Sam's wife left him for another man, but he still secretly cheated with her for a few months. That had ended.
Anything Else: Fun fact: Sam eats a ton of ramen.

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Name:Alastair ‘Anne’ Abbey
Aliases:Abbey boy - What his father called him (Please don’t) Anne - What his friends call him to get on his nerves but no one will know about it probably (Please don’t) Nice guy (uh) Alas (Go ahead)
Age: 37
Birthday: August 8th
Ethnicity: British
Birth Place: Antananarivo, Madagascar
Years With Dunder Mifflin 2
Gender: Male
Major/Minor: Major in economics
Occupation: Salesman
Languages: Malagasy(Fluent), French(Fluent), and English (Fluent but always learning)

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Height: 5’ 8”
Weight: 154 lbs
Build: Muscular but not to the point that you’d assume he was a bodybuilder. Well built.
Eyes: Dark brown
Hair: Black hair well kept and shaved often
Skin Tone: Milk chocolate brown
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Ear piercings
Personal Style: Alastair is a fan of clothes that fit him properly. Pants that sag and tops that feel more loose than they should are not his type. His clothes are usually collared shirts with neutral color clothes and casual but not too casual.

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Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Single but some people think he's married for reasos
Personality:

Alastair is, the nice guy.

Not the type of nice guy that falls for a girl, never gets noticed without confessing and says “nice guys finish last.” No. Just a nice guy.

He views the world a bit brighter than others. A smile on his face at almost all times to match this way of thinking. The bright way of thinking may be because of his simplicity as well. The world is pretty easy to handle at times and it’s not as complicated as some people make it seem to him. 2 + 2 = 4. That’s it. He has always thought that everything has a good or at least meaningful purpose. Even if it didn’t seem like it during certain times in his life. His positivity comes with limits though. Like anyone in this world. However, reaching that point meant that he has to be stressed as well as irritated. Negative people tend to irritate him if they are negative to the point that he cannot understand why they’re so set on pulling people down.

A romantic at heart, when Alastair has a crush he's generally sweeter towards them. Though he might not realize it's a crush or even love until later. Though Alastair is easy to misunderstand if he gives you a flower but he'll be giving out lots of flowers.

Alastair is a hard worker. Has been and always will be. Serious when he needs to be. If he wants something, he will work his hardest to get it or to achieve that goal. Some people might assume he’s one to tell jokes but he’s really not. He would if he knew how to tell them. Occasionally, he’ll tell a pun that could make others cringe and other times he can tell a successful joke….but not really. All his life, he worked his best to make sure that he could make even some money as a child for his family and it’s the same now. Though it’s more like he wants to make as much money as he can so that his family can be proud of him back home.

Habits: Biting his tongue when he’s thinking, Liking his lips before he’s about to work, Snapping his fingers when he’s excited, making the OK sign.. A lot. Cooking for more than two almost every night. Family habit. He loves bringing cookies for everyone in the morning as well as flowers sometimes.

Hobbies: He’s always loved card games and loves a good round of spades, Wine- wine is good. Reading. Cooking a good meal is always nice. Though he typically cooks Malagasy cuisine. Oh but he can make a badass pb and j. Football’s fun.

Fears:

• Drowning
• Anyone in his family dying
• Snails. Just no.

Likes:

• Eating
• Working and making money
• Family
• Cheesy rom-com's
• Litchel
• Flowers
• Fresh fruits & veggies
• Beautiful views
• Friends
• Beer & champagne
• Zannia
• Instrumental music & random new songs
• Figuring out/seeing new things

Dislikes:

• Bananas- they taste nasty
• Lies
• Bad news
• The amount of technology... everywhere
• People using their phone when he's speaking to them *cough* Zannia *cough*
• Gossip- annoying
• The word "fuck"
• Trying to figure out how his teenage daughter works and if it's the so-called "rebellious phase" that she's going through.
• Cursing in general though he does do it... rarely

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General World Skills:

• Driving- Well, he has a car
• Economics- Maybe it was college
• Farming
• Obsessive knowledge on flowers

Combat Skills:

• Boxing- Fighting was a must where he lived and he made sure he was never bullied and could protect his family
• Driving
• Stamina

What Is On Your Person:

• One photo of his whole family is always kept in his pocket and a picture of Zinnia and his sister (Zinnia’s mother) in the other.
• Trident mind gum
• Wallet
• ID
• Flip phone
• A homemade ring made out of pretty beads that Zinnia made for him. He wears this everyday.

Desk:

• A picture of his sister holding Zannia in her arms
• A picture of his whole family
• About 2-3 books, whatever genre are always on his desk
• Cards
• Notebook
• He rides a bike because it feels better but he only rides it on the weekends since he needs to drive (Shhhh about the car. Has anyone seen it yet? They probably have. But well, he spoils Zinnia and she fell in love with this car, OK? Of course... that was years ago) his “daughter” to school.

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: He was working at a grocery store that got him decent pay until he was 28. Then, he quit and began to work multiple jobs, the most of his income coming out of working customer service. Boy, was that fun. Dunder Mifflin was a great opportunity for him. He quickly applied to that job and crossed his fingers, not sure if he'd get the job. But luckily, he did and has been working there ever since. Happy to be able to have a stable job to provide for him and his daughter.

Life Up To This Point:
Antananarivo, Madagascar is a beautiful place. Born in this wonderful city, a bright child was raised. His family was a large one. 4 brothers and 3 sisters. A deceased mother and a father that raised them all on his own. Well, with the help of his grandparents. Alastair was the second oldest of them all, the first being his 2 years older sister that now works as a teacher in Antananarivo. He was always one that put his younger siblings needs before his own. Their happiness was his happiness and it was a sublime happiness. A pure one. His father has a shop set up selling the fruits and vegetables that he grew himself. Everyday, going to the farm early in the morning to take care of them and working hard to sell as much as he could. His grandparents have a small flower shop set up that he would go to at a young age and listen to his grandma speak about the flowers she was taking care of at the time.

He by no means had a hard or tough life. If anyone hates their childhood, he’s not one to give advice on getting over it because he honestly couldn’t. His household was one that was on the side of low income but that was never a problem for them. With the kids of the house soon working once they were 13, they could make money that way. He would see other kids with new clothing and him wearing clothes that were old and worn but still suitable. It wasn’t like they couldn’t even afford clothes but 7 kids means that clothes were worn until they could be passed down or reached their breaking point.

Once he was 13, he considered his jobs to be helping his siblings with homework, helping his father with the vegetable and fruit garden and taking care of flowers with his grandma. That and cooking for his family when he could. His father got him into boxing when he was 15. Knowing how to fight was a must. His father always said to “not go into a fight when you can’t even keep your fists up.” And with that, he began to learn how to box. This led to his not getting bullied and being able to stick up for himself or his siblings when he needed to.

22 years of age and he lived with his parents. He was 22 and had already gotten a degree from the university of Antananarivo and came back home soon after. It was the same age his younger sister, age 17 had admitted to getting pregnant with the child of a man that had fled right after he found out that she was pregnant. His sister, Lyian was devastated. Stuck in her room for days and once the child finally came, she didn’t know what to do. But Alastair was there and told her that she should live her life was a child and leave the baby to him. That’s how he ended up with a child that he calls his own. If anyone asks, he has a 14-year-old daughter. Of course, he’ll explain if anyone really wants to know but people might assume he’s married. No idea. Alastair finds his daughter Zinnia- which was named after his grandmother's favorite flower, to be precious. Never once had he thought of her as anything else besides his own and his “daughter” also has it set in her mind that she’s his daughter. Something that he’ll have to have a chat about later.

At the age of 27, he moved to America. The place to fulfil your dreams and make money.

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Character Quote: "
Mbola maro vintana ho izany mba ho iray amin'ireo tsara indrindra andro hiainanao ."
Theme Song:
Dirty Little Secret: He's done cannabis before. For some reason he feels like people shouldn't know about this.
Anything Else: cute little harvest moon rp

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Name: Emily Madison Kessler
Aliases: N/A
Age: 29
Birthday: September 10th, 1986
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Birth Place: Mountain View, California, USA
Years With Dunder Mifflin 3 years
Gender: Female
Major/Minor: Master's in Informative Technology from the University of San Francisco
Occupation: IT Specialist
Languages: English

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Height: 5'9"
Weight: 140 lbs
Build: Thin
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Skin Tone: Light
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: The occasional earring, but otherwise no tattoos or other piercings yet.
Personal Style: Emily here is a fashionista, but doesn't like any of that frilly or flashy stuff. If one were to describe her style, it'd be borderline hipster. It's not totally hipster considering a lot of the places she shops at are very popular, and buys a lot of popular brands.

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Trustworthy * Mysterious * Helpful * Nosy

Sexuality: Bisexual
Relationship Status: Single
Personality: Emily is the person someone would see kicking back in her chair, feet up on the table whenever they'd walk in her cubicle. There's very few things she invests all of her efforts into, considering most of her job is doing stuff that takes the technologically literate very little effort to accomplish. However, due to the people around there are often stints where she is rotating around the office helping multiple people in a given amount of time. She doesn't mind helping people, taking pleasure whenever she solves an issue for or with them. Other than that, she likes to spend her downtime cooped up in her little cubicle in the corner of the building. She welcomes visitors into her cubicle, as she is pretty sure that most in the office don't even know that she actually has her own cubicle.

Despite her enthusiasm for interaction, she much prefers being in solitude inside her cubicle since it is the only space she has to herself from 9 AM to 5 PM. Once every blue moon, however, she does stay in the main office for an amount of time because her cubicle gets too lonely. To the coworkers she interacts with, she's much more of a listener than a ranter. She can sometimes be found in the break room, idly stirring a cup of coffee while someone talks about what's bothering them, but she never ventilates to coworkers, or even talks much about her personal life. Whenever she does talk, she either says some sarcastic remark, or a very condensed version of some advice. As a result, people in the office don't really know much about her save for the fact that she's the go-to girl for every single technical issue people have, from phones to computers to printers.

Habits: Remembers things she shouldn't remember, considers meetings in the conference room an opportunity to check out mentally, also doesn't know how to wake up by herself in the morning without dozens of alarms.
Hobbies: Watching sports, tinkering with her car, shopping.
Fears:

• Spiders
• Heights
• Her stepmom (not that she's abusive or anything, it's just that she's not too trusting of her.)

Likes: 6 minimal

• Sports (Likes the Seattle Seahawks, Toronto Blue Jays, Golden State Warriors, and Tampa Bay Lightning)
• Pasta, especially with tomato based sauces
• Messing around with or on computers
• Things she can take apart and put back together within an hour
• Doodling
• Travelling

Dislikes: 6 minimal

• Her stepmom
• Spiders
• Mushrooms
• That feeling you get when you step into a really humid climate
• Heat that is capable of melting your skin off
• Having to install Adobe Reader over and over again

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General World Skills:

• Computers and electronics
• Mechanics
• Where to find the best Italian restaurant in the city
• Sneaking around to get information she needs
• Driving

Combat Skills:

• Like two weeks of cardio kickboxing
• A season of middle school wrestling
• Company (not the one she currently works at) mandated self-defense classes

What Is On Your Person:

• iPhone 6S in Rose Gold
• Wallet containing various things including her ID
• Backpack holding a laptop and various other gadgets

Desk:

• Recent picture of her family with her stepmother's face scratched out
• A Russell Wilson bobblehead
• A baseball signed by Jose Bautista of the Blue Jays
• A pack of cards
• A tennis ball with very distinct scuffs on it
• A stack of files to make her look busy
• 1996 Honda Accord in a dark green color

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: Like every college graduate, Emily was simply looking for a job. As soon as she received her diploma it was to the websites to look for a job within the San Francisco Bay Area. At first she found a job in a local tech start-up as an IT specialist, but as it was a tech start-up in the Bay Area, it failed quickly and Emily was promptly out of a job. Because of that experience with start-ups, Emily had now wanted to avoid them in fear of her job security. She wasn't looking to make cash quick, she wanted a job that could support her for a long time coming. Then came Dunder Mifflin, who were looking for a dedicated IT specialist. A big company wanting someone like her was perfect, but the only problem was the location. It wasn't that big of a problem considering how quickly Emily took it and hauled ass to Pennsylvania.

Life Up To This Point: Emily was born into a seemingly fine family, with one kid sister, Marie, who is currently 25 years old, and a not-as-younger sister, Zoey, who is currently 27. Everything was all fine and dandy until Emily was six years old. Her parents had told her that they were divorcing and at that point Emily's world was turned upside down. There was a constant battle of custody, being shuffled back and forth from her father's and her mother's. Finally, as Emily grew older and the need for a stable home was needed, Emily and Marie were ultimately sent to live with her mother, with the occasional visit to her father.

As a result, Emily had formed a very strong bond with her mother and had stayed by her side until the age of 16, where Emily's mother had to be pulled away to Europe for a job. Because Emily had too many connections in her hometown to uproot, Emily was sent to her father's house to live until she graduated high school. Which unfortunately meant that she had to meet the woman that her dad had decided to marry. As soon as they met, Emily both feared and hated her, and as a result avoided her as much as possible. By the time Emily was off to the University of San Francisco, she opted to live on campus instead of back at her father's.

She spent all the years it took to get her Master's living either on campus or near campus, which was quite a feat considering the rising prices of housing in San Francisco. And soon enough, she had her Master's, but no job she could get with it just yet. With the search for a job, and the fact that she didn't want to be anywhere near her stepmother - it had landed her in Pennsylvania and ever since then she hadn't really looked back. Any place without that wretched woman was better than anywhere else in the world.

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Character Quote: "Why not?"
Theme Song: heavydirtysoul - Twenty One Pilots
Dirty Little Secret: Knows everyone's web habits since there are no filters in place. Also, her sister, Zoey, is an FBI agent.
Anything Else: I think I put this in the OOC, oops. roleplayerguild.com/posts/3651954

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⚜ Aidan Ferguson ⚜
"A bit overzealous, but I wouldn't have anyone else as a boss here."

She doesn't have any particular feelings towards her boss in particular. She hopes that the only interactions between the two of them are just her fixing his computer, or him giving her a raise or something along the lines of that.

☯ Eduard Dautrive ☯
"This guy HAS to be on steroids or something, but he's cool."

Besides the help she gives regarding his computer, the two don't really interact much. But based on their interactions she has a positive impression of the HR rep.

☯ Declan Farraday ☯
"One of the chillest guys in the office. Great guy, but he's pretty funny once he busts out the German."

Emily likes to talk to him whenever they both happen to be in the break room together. But other than that they barely interact.

☯ Gwen Westbrook ☯

"Gwen? I guess she's cool. I think she stalks me though."

Gwen and Emily haven't interacted much but Emily has a strange suspicion that Gwen is watching her or something like that.
☯ Eugene Han ☯
"She speaks English."

Emily is pretty damn sure that Eugene does in fact, speak English. This thing she has where she just speaks Korean is just to mess with people. She's indifferent towards her though, both amused and frustrated with the fact that she insists on speaking only Korean.

☮/♥ Chris Meyer ☮/♥
"He's such a dork. I love talking to him so much."

Emily looks forward to interacting with Chris since it usually results in Emily laughing so hard she snorts and get a CrossFit level core workout. Emily also thinks that Chris is kinda cute.

♫ Nana Darling ♫
"Has the cutest little kid I've seen in a while. He's so sweet, and she's even sweeter."

Since the two are cooped up together in the annex, their bond has grown immensely due to the nature of their shared cubicle. Emily now has a special section in her desk for when her son visits, and she allows him to mess with her sports stuff - even her signed baseball.

☯ Temperance Venerable ☯

☯ Gerald Fischer ☯
"I wonder what happened to his right hand. At least we're both lefties."

Little interaction between the two, but he hasn't really done anything to make her like or dislike him.

☯ Moe Williamson ☯
"There's gotta be some shady stuff in his past. I can just smell it... or it could just be that skunk spray he calls his cologne."

Emily doesn't really like Moe due to the impression he gives off. Someone working in an office like this flashing his cash and lifestyle all over the place. Just doesn't sit well with Emily.

♫ Rose Peters ♫
"She's such an angel! She's like my little sister away from home. I'd do anything to make her feel safe and happy."

Emily and Rose's relationship had grown since Emily had spent so much time helping Rose out. Because of the time she spent helping Rose learn the new systems they seemed to implement every day, their relationship grew immensely since Rose was just so friendly and Emily felt obligated to match the level of friendliness.

☮ Sam Foster ☮
"Great guy. Just a class act, and I swear to freaking god I've heard his voice narrate my dream before."

Emily loves the guy's accent for whatever reason.

☮ Alastair Abbey ☮
"Really nice guy, and it's interesting to learn about his background too."

Emily considers Alistair one of the nicest people she's ever met in her time here, and tries to figure out ways to brighten his day at least once a week. She considers conversations with him a treasure.

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Name: Kayla Rose Archer
Aliases: Kayla Moon
Age: 31
Birthday: December 24th, 1985
Ethnicity: Korean-American
Birth Place: Seattle, Washington
Years With Dunder Mifflin 0
Gender: Female
Major/Minor: Master's in Professional Accounting with a minor in Economics from the University of Washington
Occupation: Accountant
Languages: English and basic Korean

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Height: 5'7"
Weight: 130 lbs
Build: Slender
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Skin Tone: Fair
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Her daughter's birthday tattooed on her shoulder blade, very hard to notice, though.
Personal Style: Due to the necessity of her work environment, Kayla dresses very professionally with dress shirts and skirts and whatnot. Sometimes flats, and sometimes heels. But outside of work is an entirely different story ;)

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Focused * Introverted * Calculated * Untrusting Trait

Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Single
Personality: Kayla's mind is always running, her mind deconstructing everything into calculations. If she did x at y, then what would be z? She thinks in numbers, but she also has the capacity to think very articulately. No matter how good someone is at math, you cannot break emotions down into numbers. Kayla does have problems expressing herself and her emotions properly, due to the fact that she was raised in a household where feelings were very rarely articulated and expressed. She bottles up everything inside, the only glimpses of what she feels are shown by very tiny quirks on her face.

She prefers to be alone, or alone with her child. She understands the value of teamwork and being able to form relationships with her peers, but it's not something she likes to do. Not since her ex had destroyed her trust a while back. She finds it very hard to trust people as well, fearing that she'd be let down as hard as she was from her ex. The memory of the betrayal, the pain she felt is all too fresh in her mind and her heart, stemming into issues that manifest themselves into now significant elements of Kayla's personality. She wasn't always like this.
Habits: Fidgeting with her hands when she's nervous, sweeping her hair back whenever she's trying to get focused
Hobbies: Competitive Swimming, Practicing Tae Kwon Doe
Fears:

• Losing her daughter in any shape or form
• Being ditched by her lover (whenever she finds one)
• Clowns

Likes: 6 minimal

• Competitive Swimming
• Playing with her daughter
• Watching her shows (Grey's Anatomy, The Walking Dead, mostly dramas and stuff like that)
• Really good food
• Rhododendrons
• Time alone

Dislikes: 6 minimal

• Being let down
• Olives
• Non-alcoholic beer
• Hard Drugs
• Having to change her daughter's poopy diapers
• Planned Obsolescence

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General World Skills:

• Crunching numbers at a breathtakingly fast pace
• Electronics (prefers to let other people handle it though)
• Communicating as much as possible using as little as possible
• Intricate knowledge of how a business's finances are supposed to work
• Knowing how to raise a child by herself

Combat Skills:

• Competitive Swimmer
• Tae Kwon Doe (Black belt, but hasn't practiced in a while)
• Killer Stamina

What Is On Your Person:

• Gray purse with a black wallet containing her ID, at most $250 cash, (Washington) driver's license, and a picture of her daughter.
• Small bracelet on her left wrist which was made by her niece
• Samsung Galaxy Note 5

Desk:.

• Photo of her family, including her daughter
• Three Pilot G2 Pens, one in black, one in blue, and one in red.
• A Texas Instruments TI-83 Plus graphing calculator that she had owned since her freshman year in high school
• Half a ream of binder paper so she could write down math in case things get too overwhelming
• A USA Swimming calendar
• Miniature 2016 Rio Olympic logo figurine
• 2015 Lexus IS350 F-Sport

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: The whole business smelled fishy from the start, but the pay was good. As soon as Kayla had graduated from the University of Washington, she was approached by a company based in Bellevue, Washington. Promptly accepting the job, she took up a job among the adequately sized accounting department. Life was going smoothly until the president, CEO, and CFO of the company were all found to be embezzling money from the company as well as conducting insider trading with rival companies. The president, CEO, and CFO were all sentenced to time in prison and the company was promptly disbanded. Now that Kayla was out of a job and she had a daughter to support, the search for a job had become very urgent. She was willing to separate herself from her home state for anything. Reaching out to a friend, they had directed her to Dunder Mifflin, where she had applied for the accounting job.

Life Up To This Point: Born in Seattle, Washington, Kayla Rose Moon had become a member of an average Korean household. She had one older brother, and later along had one younger sister. She had been raised in a typical Asian fashion, high expectations that only grew higher as they reached them. As they grew older and became more skilled in tae kwon doe (which was mandated by their father, who made a living out of operating his own dojo), their parents started to really realize their potential and started to put them in all sorts of programs.

Each Moon sibling had their own specialty, and Kayla's just happened to be math. However, she didn't intend on having math be the only thing to her. She took up competitive swimming at the start of fifth grade, and also dominated in that sport. It took her all the way through high school, and landed her into the University of Washington, allowing her to become an accounting major while representing her school in swim meets. However, Kayla knew that her prowess in swimming wasn't going to last forever. At some point she was going to have to call it quits, and thus that lead her to choose accounting. Accountants made good money, and had stable careers, which was perfect for Kayla.

After graduating from college, Kayla had put her swimming career second as she had signed up with the aforementioned company as an accountant. She had a brief stint where she decided that she wanted to try going for the 2008 Beijing Olympics representing the United States. She made it onto the team, but she didn't past the first heat in the qualifying rounds in Beijing. After her Olympic stint, Kayla had gone back to her quiet life as an accountant. Life had been that way even past the 2012 London Olympics.

It wasn't until 2014 when Kayla's life had taken a big turn. She had met this person at a bar one night, and they hit it off. Perhaps a little too well. Drinks, good chemistry, and unprotected consensual sex were never a good combination. And then one day, Kayla discovered she was pregnant. She had told the person she was with about it as soon as she found it, and they swore that they'd stay by her side. It was foolish of Kayla to trust them. Kayla had gotten married about eight months into their marriage to the person who had gotten her pregnant, adopting their last name. And about a few weeks after that, Kelly Penelope Archer was born.

However, one day, when Kelly was about eight months old, Kayla's spouse had filed for divorce, justifying it with the intention of them not wanting to raise the child. Kayla was shocked by this, but ultimately had to agree. She retained her spouse's last name, and full custody of the child as she was now left to raise the child by herself. Kayla had the luxury of a stable job until the company folded, and that was when she was brought to Dunder Mifflin.

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Character Quote: ""What we think, we become."
Theme Song: Lana Del Rey - Freak
Dirty Little Secret: Kayla's ex, and Kelly's father, isn't a man.
Also currently wears a knee brace, since she had injured her MCL recently due to her trying to train for a spot on the 2016 US Women's Swim Team at Rio.
Anything Else: See Emily's CS

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Name:Amy Cordaro
Aliases: N/A
Age: 23
Birthday: April 7th
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Birth Place: Newark, New Jersey
Years With Dunder Mifflin 0 (New hire)
Gender: Female
Major/Minor: Communications Major, Marketing Minor
Occupation: Receptionist
Languages: English

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Height: 5’5
Weight: 125 lbs
Build: Average
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown
Skin Tone: Fair
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: None
Personal Style: If it’s flowery and pretty, Amy’s wearing it. She loves pastels and bright colors, though she can sometimes get in trouble for not being formal enough.

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Joyful * Naive * Organized * Nitpicky

Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Personality: Amy’s as innocent as innocent can be, and you won’t find a purer soul around. She treats everyone with as much love as she has to give, and though she knows better than to expect her kindness to be reciprocated by all, Amy still finds it jarring when people are mean to her. It’s hard for her to comprehend how anyone can react to her bundle of kindness and love with meanness.

She doesn’t really have any driving motivations. Amy just wants to be happy and make other people feel loved; being a receptionist is just one of many means to an end. Sure, she could have taken her neverending wave of happiness to another line of work, but to Amy, offices are where she’s needed most. Besides, most companies absolutely love her obsessive need to keep things clean and organized. It’s not OCD, not by a longshot, but Amy gets lots of jokes about it.
Habits: o r g a n i z e ...And clicking pens. She had to buy pens that click silently, but even the lack of noise didn’t stop her.
Hobbies: Amy loves to paint. She’s pretty bad at it, but she keeps going regardless. Putting paint on a canvas is just so much fun.
Fears:

• Knowing she’ll likely be forgotten after she dies
• Bugs
• Getting on a plane. She did it once and absolutely refused to do it ever again, even going so far as driving across the country to visit family in Oregon.

Likes: 6 minimal

• Happiness
• Birds
• Butterflies
• Painting
• Cleaning
• Taking naps

Dislikes: 6 minimal

• Buttfaces
• Swearing
• Alcohol
• Breaking rules
• Not getting at least 8 hours of sleep a day
• Being late to work

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General World Skills:

• Driving (Car) (She can drive stick-shift.)
• Organizing
• Computers
• Economics
• Snapchat

Combat Skills:

• Com...bat???

What Is On Your Person:

• She keeps her phone, wallet, ID and car keys all in her purse.
• Sometimes, there’s some snacks in the purse.
• Okay, there’s always snacks in the purse. It’s a seemingly endless supply.
• A butterfly necklace, shockingly around her neck.
• Clothes. Duh.

Desk:

• Oh, boy, here we go.
• No less than eight framed photos of her paintings at any given time. Amy rotates the photos whimsically, so it’s anybody’s guess how many photos there will be on any given day, or what they’ll be of.
• A framed photo of her parents and sisters.
• Three small sculptures of butterflies, most definitely expensive.
• One medium sculpture of a bluebird. It’s been signed, presumably by the artist, but she won’t tell.
• A Rubik’s cube. Amy has zero idea what it’s supposed to be for, but her cousin got it for her as a gift one Christmas so she keeps it just because.
• The snack supply continues in the desk. If you thought the purse had a lot of snacks, you definitely aren’t ready for the desk.
• Three pens of each primary and secondary color, and five black pens, all kept in two mugs that look like they were painted by a three-year-old. (They weren’t. Amy’s just that bad.)
• The entire Harry Potter series, hardcover. She fully knows she will never read them at work, but Amy likes keeping them around.
• Bluetooth speakers on the off-chance she’s alone in the office. Or if someone else needs them. But mostly for being alone.
• Amy drives a red 2011 Mazda RX-8. It’s used and it’s a little beat up, but she loves it.

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What Brings You to Dunder Mifflin: A recent graduate out of college, and a huge fan of the Scranton documentary, Amy figured it only made sense that she take her talents to South Beach New Castle. Her parents had recently moved to the city, so that was just added incentive for her to find work in in the area. She doesn’t really have any dreams for her career, which is probably for the best.

Life Up To This Point: The youngest of three girls, Amy was always treated as the baby of the family. Her sisters were three and seven years older than her, and they were always close, but as soon as they were old enough, they booked the next flight out of Newark to Anywhere But There. Amy stayed close, going to Essex County Community College for two years before transferring to Columbia across the Hudson.

Somehow, Amy managed to make it through college without her innocence being at all tainted. How she pulled it off remains a mystery to everyone, but she remained pure as ever. Her friends will testify that she never once drank or smoked weed or did any drugs of any kind, she was always on time to every class, and never got lower than a B+ on exams. She was a model citizen, if a little lacking in the “real life experience” department.

She didn’t really know what to do post-college, though not really having a plan going into college probably wasn’t the best idea. For a while Amy bummed it out between retail jobs while figuring out what she could do with her degree. When her parents moved to New Castle and she found out Dunder Mifflin was hiring, it all seemed to click together.

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Character Quote: “Hi there, I’m Amy! We’ve never met, but I bet we were friends in another life.”
Theme Song: Folding Chair - Regina Spektor.
Dirty Little Secret: Stole a pencil in the fourth grade when someone left it behind in the classroom. Amy has never stolen anything since out of guilt.
Anything Else: kablamo!

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Name: Gregory Jerome Hopkins
Aliases: Greg, Hopkins, Hop, Prime Minister
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Public Occupation: President of Northeastern Sales; Dunder Mifflin
Languages: Too many to count, but including: English, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, Italian, French, Danish, Turkish, and Arabic

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Height: 6'1"
Weight: 260 pounds
Build: Chubby
Eyes: Blue-green
Hair: Light brown-ginger
Skin Tone: Pale
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: There's a thin scar on the back of his neck, beneath his ear.

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Narcissistic * Perceptive

Personality: Hopkins is almost like a shark, but far more intelligent and manipulative. He is the ideal politician, able to embody what the public needs, and veil the dark and sadistic soul behind it all. He craves power and control, unable to deal with the thought of going in blind to a situation. Details stick out to him, in a manner that they don't usually do so to other people.

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The Basics: Gregory was born to a family of relative influence in England. He had two siblings, one of which was incarcerated and the other which fell prone to drug abuse. That left him to get into politics, in order to round out the bunch. He grew to be a prominent politician in England, but he couldn't stand the foul taste that Brexit left in his mouth. He pulled a few strings, called in some old favors, and established himself within Dunder Mifflin just a few months prior. There are certain rumors about Hopkin's previous line of work, but he'll insist that it was just a small position within the British government, shuffling papers around and representing average citizens. Nothing fancy to romanticize about. With the mass quitting at the New Castle branch, Gregory has decided to come down personally in order to achieve some stability. And if not, shut down the branch.

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Character Quote: "Don't make me order you."
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"It appears this is going to require...leg work."
"Don't mistake my concern for caring."
"How did I come to know everything I do? Simple. I paid attention."
"No one was ever able to find good help, I'm afraid. Not even our ancestors had that blessing."
"Courage is a far kinder word for stupidity, don't you agree?"