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THE CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE


Forged in the fires of the Second World War, there exists an organization of paragons, defenders and HEROES that have defended the Earth from the forces of EVIL for the past eighty years. Comprised of Earth (and some other places)'s mightiest, brightest and most courageous, these CHAMPIONS are the hope and inspiration of countless billions across the globe, raining PURE, UNADULTERATED JUSTICE down upon the wicked where ever they may rear their ugly heads and safeguarding our homeworld!

This is the story... of a group of idiots, screw-ups and losers who are most definitely not the people we were just talking about.


No, THIS is the sordid saga of...


A Bunch of Fuckin' Nobodies.


Alright, so, therein lies the basic premise: We are a dysfunctional bunch of D-list Superhero misfits probably in way over our goddamn heads in a world that doesn't exactly expect much from us. To be honest, I'm kinda making this up as I go along but I figure to start, we could have some sort of crisis that forces us to band together when the mainstream heroes are incapacitated and screw things up so perfectly that we somehow manage to save the world.

Now, at it's heart, this is a humourous riff on the whole superhero genre... but that doesn't mean I don't want character depth; chances are, if you're on the bottom-wrung of the superhero hierarchy (and as such, aren't raking in government funds and merchandising profits), you probably have bills to pay or other things going on in your life that you'd have to balance with dressing up in tights and getting punched in the face a lot. Substance is what I crave, make your characters make sense or, at the very least if you decide to go full ham, don't overdo it and turn this into Teen Titans Go.

For instance, here's a few examples of the kind of stuff I'd like to see;

-Maybe you're a former henchman who decided the awesome dental plan was decidedly less than that when you realized how frequently some guy in bright red pajamas made you use it.

-Maybe you're a washed-up, former member of some universally-beloved Teen-Hero squad that grew up and got stuck in a dead-end retail job, reminiscing about the glory days and forcing a smile for dimwitted customers because rent's coming up and you need that damned commission.

-Maybe you're just a naive, but well-meaning alien with a heart of gold (and nuke) that shouldn't be left unsupervised for any reason.

Sky's the limit, so go nuts. Just... uhh... keep the arbitrary edginess to a minimum, if you wouldn't mind. I mean, if you're heart's set on some thin, waifish boy with a massive sword, spiky hair and a tragic paaaast, I won't stop you, but that's not really what we're aiming for here and I may or may not make it my mission in life to turn your character's very existence into a running gag.

Now, all that aside, some ground rules-



So, uhh... any takers? Ideas?

Better yet, anybody wanna help?
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I'm game.
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This sounds like a lot of fun. I'm down to help where I can. :3
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I am curious about this.
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Incidentally, I have secretly been a

Fuckin' Nobody


for almost my entire life so this is both relatable and interesting to me.
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very fuckin cool, i adore that kind of superhero games
would it be okay if my power would be from the beginning designed to overall look unimpressive and weak but be actually potent if used creatively? I promise to not abuse it in-character and try to properly roleplay my dude exploring the extent of his abilities and understanding them.
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...could I register my interest? I can? Okay!

I'm interested.
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So in!
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I love odd heros
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Alright, happy to see this garner some interest. =D

I'll start working on actual details when I get home from work, so sit tight.
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I'll throw my hat into this
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I am so into this.
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I am so into this! Sign me up!
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@Pathfinder@RumikoOhara@SouffleGirl123@Hylozoist@Keksalot@Traitor@MonkeyBusiness@1Hawkeyes

Alright, so, world-building.

Feel free to chime in with thoughts and ideas.

(A work in progress, of course)

A Brief History on Modern Superheroes


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Interesting History, Kind of a cross between Aberrant by White Wolf, the Silver Age History RP and I heathy dose of Original SL
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I can dig it. So magic is a thing, have you come up with the rules for magic yet? On a second note, how weird can we get with our powers/characters?
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@Sir Lurksalot I am totally down for this RP, if you'll have me
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Well, I was figuring that magic would indeed be a thing in this universe, just extraordinarily uncommon and mainly used by old families who've kept the tradition alive, hence why the main guy in the history (so far) who makes frequent use of it was a German Aristocrat.

Also, weird is good. Show me what you've got.

On that note...

@tal0n@RumikoOhara@Core@dereken@FantasyChic@SouffleGirl123@Hylozoist@Keksalot@Traitor@MonkeyBusiness@1Hawkeyes

It's 3-something in the morning and I'm no longer in a work-induced coma, have a CS while I do some more world-building.


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Almost done making my sheet, but i was suddenly struck with the realization that i probably fucked up the whole thing.

Clarify some shit for me once you go online, please:
1) Would it be okay for a D-lister to be a dishonorably discharged marine who gained superpowers during a highly unlikely incident during a campaign and is now getting by as an unscrupulous and uninhibited mercenary? D in the rank comes from both bad publicity in certain circles, the fact that he simply doesn't do "non-lethal" and due to him only being employed by small-time military groups in south america and africa. Oh, and also because he is a socially inept asshole with a gung-ho attitude and complete lack of understanding of stealthy or peaceful approach - even though at heart the dude is actually pretty okay as a person, not inherently evil nor particularily vicious, but simply incapable of leading any other sort of lifestyle.

2) His power, as i imagined it, was to have his body be full of сonstantly burning white phosphorus, hence the alias Willy Pete. This bestows unto him resistance to extremes of temperature, a certain degree of super-durability (he actually has hardly any tissues or organs or anything important except white phosphorus under his skin) and makes his body shoot out a horrible gout of all-burning flame whenever he suffers even a moderately deep cut or laceration, plus lets him vomit streams of WP from his mouth at will, kinda like a flamethrower. Would that make the cut for a D-list power or is it too stronk? I sort of thought that the very fact that he actually can't fight anyone without burning everything around him to a cinder being a factor in him ranking low, but otherwise the power is very destructive n shit. Additionally i thought about giving him an opportunity to teleport around the world through large fires in order to justify him being able to be present in where the game takes place as opposed to some african warzone, but that level of mobility would probably kick him up in the ranks, right?
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I love the idea. I'm in. Will have a CS up soon .
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