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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, but now you wasted your only wish and you feel bad now because you can't wish for what you want

I wish to know what's making that smelly smell that smells
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Granted. It turns out to be you.

I wish that I could gain some body muscle.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by JaceBeleren
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Granted. You now have double muscle syndrome, and any movement causes excruicating pain, but hey, you look tough.

I wish that for a week, everyone on roleplayerguild turns into their avatar, irl.
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Wish granted. But, during that week, everyone on Roleplayerguild is coincidentally replaced by doppelgangers identical to their original bodies and abducted by aliens, preventing them from doing anything with their new forms.

I wish that I could stop bouncing. Seriously, help. Why did you do this to me, Jace?
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Darth Squidius
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Granted. You begin to fall into a deep sleep, your brain shutting down. The bouncing motion is gone. You awaken one thousand years in the future and everyone you have ever known is dead.

I wish for a genie lamp.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, but the lamp is a fake one I got from Disney.

I wish for infinite wishes
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Granted. I remove a twelfth of your previous wishes.

I wish for TED talks to be shown on TV.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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Granted. But they are only for the filthy rich, which you are not.

I wish for a sombrero
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, but it's made of rotten bananas

I wish for the eradication of click bait
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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Granted but all videos are of potato peelers.

I wish I could be an assault rifle.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Foster
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Granted, you get sold to a drug-cartel, smuggled back into america, and then confiscated and sawed in half by the BATF three days before they become legal to own again.
(may or may not be successfully welded back together and put to good honest non-abusive work as a high-end precision instrument, and pampered appropriately by an 85 year old white man)

I wish all videos with click-bait were forced to actually have a story about the click-bait.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. But all the clickbait stories are now about potatoes.

I wish for explosions.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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granted but you also explode

I wish for a box of chocolates
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted, but when you open the box you realise that someone already ate them all.

I wish for a dagger in my chest.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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granted but the dagger just so happens to be the dagger of life and now you have to live forever.

I wish for everything that has bee wished ad granted on this to be true in real life!
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Certainly. Advertisements for bees stay the same as they have always been.

I wish I could have my birthday cake all over again.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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Certainly. Advertisements for bees stay the same as they have always been.

I wish I could have my birthday cake all over again.


Darn, I trusted my grammar app too much!

Granted. But it's stale and the icing isn't buttercream.

I wish my grammar app worked properly!!
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Foster
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Granted, you throw up. In your sleep. It tastes just the same as it did when you ate it.
Luna is a tenno-ninja

Granted, but it is perfect grammar for a foriegn language nobody else remembers, english.

Wishing for everyone to get a pot of greed shuffled into their decks.Grn
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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Granted, but you are playing uno so it doesn't matter and the cards get tossed aside

I wish I had fresh McDonalds chicken nuggets
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Foster
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Granted, but the nuggets are still clucking.

I wish I could write a book on why I'm so frig'n adorable, and retire on the royalties.
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