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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted but its a text based adventure which doesn't understand anything you say so you can't progress the story.

I wish flowers wouldn't drop their petals all over the place, my living room table looks like the site of some sort of flower massacre.
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Granted but all the flowers you know and love evolve into much less aesthetically pleasing pine cones.

I wish that everything in life could be given to me on a silver platter.
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Granted. Everything past, present and future is gathered together for your perusal, atop a tray of silver. You are ill-equipped to comprehend any of it due to the sheer magnitude and there doesn't seem to be a clear order in the way it is arranged. Everyone, including all of your loved ones, are messed up somewhere in the mass of everything, sadly crushed under the physical weight. Infrastructure, gone. Society, over. At least you have a neat silver platter. However it's underneath all the other stuff so good luck pawning it off. Which you can't anyway because all of the pawn shops are trashed up under there somewhere too. Congratulations.

I wish for an end to famine.
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Granted, space explorers have found an abundance of new meat titled "Popplers." There happened to be enough for everybody—starvation was no more; however, the new meat was actually the larval stage of a technologically advanced alien species. This populated alien species demanded justice and to eat the same quantity of humans equivalent to the number of young loss. Humans dead.

I wish my life was like an anime.
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Granted, you can't get anything done for the inordinate number of scantily clad large breasted women distracting your disproportioned eyes (which require much more energy for your body to keep going) and you end up forgetting to eat and starve.

I wish humanity would get a move on with colonising space.
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disproportioned eyes (which require much more energy for your body to keep going) and you end up forgetting to eat and starve.


(may be onto something there...)

Granted: in our haste to spread out into the cosmos, we forget to handle matters at home. Pollution, desertification, global warming and a multitude of other environmental disasters befall the Earth, destroying all our currently arable land. Starvation returns, and the population rapidly drops to below 20,000 off-world colonists. By the end of the 22nd century, these colonies have one by one fallen into varying states of disrepair/failure as the resources, as well as the knowledge, provided by the factories and schools of the Earth have all been depleted or forgotten. By the end of the 23rd century the last human life disappears when the lonely woman steps out into the cold vacuum of space before the last of the life support fails.

I wish the upcoming eclipse's totality would be observable from my town.
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Granted, your town is teleported into space

I wish for my thread to be super popular
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Granted, it attracts the guild's most fashionable shitposters and is deleted by Mahz himself. Popular indeed.

I wish for
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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granted you have wished... I guess.

I wish that my comedy career would work out
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Granted, but you made everyone literally laugh to death, there is now nobody to enjoy your successful career.

I wish to be made into a bunny overlord! >:D
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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Granted, but you forget that carrots are poisonous to rabbits, eat too many, explode and die

I wish not be part of the wishing game and opt out of a wish
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Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Your opt wish is granted. Thank you for playing.

I wish to be a blade of grass.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Granted, you are a single blade of grass, alone in the Sahara, you wither and die within the first day.

I wish I could talk with spiders.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Granted, you are able to have a super thoughtful conversation with a small spider. After the conversation, you follow it to a large area of your house that you didn't even know was there. A giant spider tells you it's plans for world domination, before eating you.

I wish for the next poster to be covered in glitter.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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Granted I am covered in so much glitter it catches the sun, you begin to illuminate then catch on fire and burst into flames

I wish for this wish to be crushed
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, your wish along with you are physically crushed into a pulp

I wish for a burger
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted...since Angel has just been crushed to a pulp someone sees an opportunity to make use of all that pulped meat...enjoy your burger!

I wish for the next poster to lead a long and happy life.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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granted. I GET AWAY WITH SO MUCH MURDER

i wish for my date tomorrow to go well
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Granted, your date tomorrow went amazingly, and you even ended up getting married after dinner. Unfortunately, your date forgot to mention their mother was a psychopath, and she murdered you rather brutally, the worst part, you didn't even get any of the cake first.

I wish for more glitter. Glitter everywhere.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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@Neo Is Delight(THE PERFECT DEATH)

granted, glitter is everywhere, including your lungs.

I wish I COULD GET SOME HELP WITH SOME OF THESE CHORES
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