Shit he's gonna find all my coded messages calling for a coup to steal power away from him.

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I knew it!

Your immensely breakable neck and and I have a date over at the Brooklyn Bridge!

Ha. See, Henry and I are smart. We only have one post each so as to avoid a massive spam of notifications from MB's disliking spree.
We're playing 3-D chess while you all play pick-up sticks.

High five, Henry!

Says Mister "I got my back broken by a roided up Rey Mysterio"

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Says Mister "I got my back broken by a roided up Rey Mysterio"

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When you're so forgettable you're not even included in the #onepostclub.

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Yeah, well at least I recovered and didn't come back as a clone or an alternate reality version of myself!

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Come now. If Bane is anything, he's a Mil Muertes that got sent back in time twenty years.

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I still have a few posts to read, and so wasn't sure if you had made another.

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I don't watch wrestling anymore, Rey was all I got haha

Also, actually typing up that admission about not reading IC posts made me feel really regretful, giving me a bit of perspective of how that sounds. I'm the GM, I should be ontop of shit in the IC aswell as the OOC to make sure everything's kosher, at the very least. Or be able to provide a reference for what the current events are in-game for curious newcomers that are either thinking about applying or are out of the loop.

I apologize to all of you and am making a vow that henceforth, I shall remain up-to-date on the goings on of the game and will begin reading every post that isn't mine from the beginning right now. I won't "like" a post until I've fully read it. If I've already liked your post, you'll be getting an unlike followed by a new like.

This has been a public service announcement by Master Bruce.

• 1) I don't find Byrd intimidating.
• 2) I am only a few months younger than Byrd.

Some [irrelevant] things to note:

• 1) I don't find Byrd intimidating.
• 2) I am only a few months younger than Byrd.

Take that as you will.

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I barely pay attention to WWE anymore, but Lucha Underground (the show that Mil is from) is my jam. It's basically what would happen if Vince McMahon were also Shang Tsung, and he set up the Mortal Kombat tournament in an underground temple hidden in a warehouse in Gotham City.

Needless to say, it is the single greatest television program ever.

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As someone who has GM'd several large games (never again), the piece of advice I'd have here is to not burden yourself with unrealistic expectations. For yourself or for us.

Even if you make an effort to read every post, you're not going to key on every detail. So there's still likely to be moments where someone goes "Holy crap, how did @Byrd Man get THAT into a post?" and you're going to have no idea what they're talking about, because you read that post and completely missed the one sentence that off-handedly mentions Constantine finding a time travel bath tub, going back to 1937, and changing his name to Adolf Hitler -- thrusting all of us into a noir film version of Prime Earth/Earth-616.

_{...plus I'm really hoping that you don't notice my subplot to have Kai-ro become an amalgamation with Roma and rule the 7 Realms with an emerald fist from the Starlight Citadel...}

Sweet baby Jesus on a jetski!