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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Carlyle
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Granted, but now your car has the qualities of a turtle.

I wish I had an idea of what to wish for.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted, however, it will be corrupted by the next person that posts.

I wish car insurance wasn't so darn expensive.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Granted, now it costs slightly less... and covers nothing, and it's illegal to drive without car insurance. Have fun with your new literal money sink.

I wish to always guess everything correctly.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, however due to a wide argument involving a car-driving turtle "Everything" has now exchanged meanings with "Nothing"

I wish for a hermit crab.
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Granted, now it costs slightly less... and covers nothing, and it's illegal to drive without car insurance. Have fun with your new literal money sink.


Oh, so I'm living in America. Which is what I was doing already.

Back on topic...

Your wish is granted. Your hermit crab is huge. Like, big rig huge. It eats you.

I wish to not have scoliosis.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. Your spine is now straight. However, the car-stealing turtle smashes into you as you cross the street one day. You are now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish someone would arrest that turtle.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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Granted, but in a weird twist, I get bitten on the nose trying to arest said turtle, then throw it into the road in reflex and a truck crushes it on the shell. The end result is...pretty gruesome.

I wish that turtle has an afterlife.
Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. But he is on the Nastrond, being chewed on by the Nidhoggr. Because that turtle is a big piece of shit.

I wish Dark Souls 3 would be ported to the Switch.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. It is a darn bad porting job,as it lags worse than WWE 2K18

I seem to have an ear infection. I wish it turns out that it's not an ear infection.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. There are spiders nesting in your inner ear.

I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, but they forgot the pickles.

I wish I had a car.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Granted, but, surprisingly, it quickly gets stolen by a turtle. Yes, I know turtles don't do anything quickly, that's what makes it surprising.

I wish for the person who grants this wish to become what they like the most.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Burning Kitty
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Granted turns into immortal shapeshifter, proceeds to turn into a beautiful woman.

I wish the wish of wishes.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Granted. You can not use the wishes you wished for. Other people can though.

I wish I had a girlfriend. To make it as hard as possible to corrupt this wish, I will specify that she must be cute (no giving me an ugly girlfriend) and can not differ from my age by more than a year. (No turning me into a creep by giving me a girlfriend much younger or older than me.)
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted. However, she isn't real and her route in the Visual Novel is the hardest one, requiring several completions of the game and some obscure actions that would make no sense.

I wish for crackers.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Granted, but they taste HORRIBLE.

I wish for granting this wish to turn into their least favorite thing.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Dread
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Granted. You are now a Politician.

I wish for sneakers that would never wear out.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Burning Kitty
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Granted, everytime you put the sneakers on they turn into 6 inch heels when you take them off they turn back into sneakers.

I wish the granter to turn into a toad the size of thumbtack and is not poisonous.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Granted. I am now a really small toad. Do to my small size, I do a darn bad job keaping the bugs down.

I wish I wasn't a toad.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Granted, you are now a bug.

I wish for the granter to become a snail.
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