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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. You have plums. 2. Two plums. I hope that's all you wanted. Actually, not, I hope you wanted more. Because you aren't getting more. And that's the point of wish corruption. Or something like that.

I am now stuck in layers of dreams or something. I wish I was neither trapped nor stuck in the dream layers.
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Didn't say "I wish"

I wish for the earth to fly at Mach 5 into the sun
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granted, the impact resets the entire plane of existence to where the future is now the present. have fun.

i wish for androids to exist.
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Granted, but they're all deaf, blind, and connot feel physical pain. They have a full range of emotions, however.

I wish the Tesla self driving car can someday drive better than a well trained doggo.
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Granted. It now drives only marginally better and results in many serious accidents and deaths.

I wish for dank memes.
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Didn't say "I wish"


Yes, I did.

I am now stuck in layers of dreams or something. I wish I was neither trapped nor stuck in the dream layers.




Anyway...

your wish is granted. They are all ugandan knuckles memes.

You see that wish I made in my second quote? It was ignored. I wish someone would fulfil it.
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Granted, but then Capcom buys EA.... Commander Sheppard is now an unlockable Mortal Kombat character with unique storyline and dialouge-options leading to combos.

I wish it wouldn't have escalated to using live (ball) ammunition to subdue protesters.... particularily in the case of Bangladeshi student-protesters just trying to have safer roads/traffic-laws.
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Yes, I did.


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Granted, now it escalates to the point that FAE bombs are needed

I wish for a penny

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Your wish is granted. You now have a penny. This is your only currency. Period. Have fun trying to live with a single penny to spend.

I am currently trapped in my subcounses. I wish I was not trapped in it.
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Oh alright. Since I was the one who trapped you initially, I guess I'll help ya out.

Granted. You are finally out of the horrible Inception and back to the "real world" where you are a married, stay-at-home parent with 14 kids that you homeschool in a house with no air conditioning and only one bathroom.

I wish MilkyWay candy bars would not cause weight gain.
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Granted. However the excess weight gain from milky way is evenly distributed to all other food except reeses peanutbutter cupsmaking milky ways the supreme candy bar in the galaxy! Muhuwhaahahhahahha! (I love milky ways!)

I wish the ability to create art was contagious!

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Granted. All art now contagiously infects others with the ability to create similar art. However, each type of art also spreads a different debilitating disease auch as Malaria or the Bubonic Plague.

I wish I was immune to all of the art diseases.
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Granted. You can't catch diseases of any kind now that you've been turned into a sentient rock! ...But you can't do much of anything else either - not even scream.

I wish I could briefly experience the life of an ordinary housecat before returning to my own. They seem like they have it pretty well-off. Naps and free food!~
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Your wish is granted. You get to be a housecat for a day. However, your owner is very abusive, and you barely make it through the day.

I wish I could understand those morning people folk.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Uncle Spanky
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granted, you go mad with the forbidden knowledge of morning people

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I wish I wish I was a fish
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Granted, you're turned into a fish on the spot. You promptly die in dry land.



I wish for oniric powers.
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Granted, but since every superpower needs a weakness... yours is nitrogen. Good luck dealing with 73% of the atmosphere.

I wish for the ability to safely hibernate for extended periods of time.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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@BetaYou will safely die during your hibernation.

I wish this wish was not corrupted.
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Your wish is granted. However, this goes against the rules of this game, and you create a paradox and destroy the universe.

I wish school starting back up was farther away.
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