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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Feyblue
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Granted.



...I wish I hadn't watched through every single episode of Endless Eight just in case they hid something actually important in running the same damn episode over and over again.
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Your wish is granted. Now you have never watched Endless Eight at all.

I wish depression didn't exist
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Granted now you cry for no reason.

I wish No one could mess with pepsi with wishes.
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Granted. Pepsi has, by some unknown sinister force, been wiped from existence.

I wish my cat would just tell me what he's thinking instead of expecting me to read his puny mind.
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Your wish is granted. However, he can only speak meow, which you do not understand.

I wish self-advertising was easy, effective, not looked down upon, and not annoying for others.
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Your wish is granted. Now we don't have textbooks at all. We still need them for classes, it's just literally impossible to get them.

I wish for something to wish for.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Foster
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Granted, here's your wish. That'll cost you your soul, now.

I wish someone spent an irrational amount of time reading this.
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Your wish is granted, but each moment spent reading it...each eon spent gazing into the concepts and metaphysics that allowed each letter to exist draws a long spurt of blood from one of the 'wisher's' eyes; causing a great burning sensation along with it.

I wish that I could stop biting my fingernails.
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Your wish is granted. However, they are not informative.

...you know what? I'm not to happy about what I just did either. I wish textbooks started being informative while keeping duck's thing.
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Granted. Although now everyone has access to informative textbooks, therefore making them harder to acquire.

I wish for warm hugs from Olaf
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Granted, but he has let his happiness go, and is now trying to kill you.

I wish to no longer be a tundra that is altered.
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Your wish is granted. Good luck trying to contact the admin so he can change your name.

I wish school was easy.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Sugar and Spite
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Granted, but you uh... die from the lack of the challenge...?

I wish to sleep.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Dread
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Granted, but sleep is for losers and we know you're not.

I wish the sun was still bright and cheery without being so hot :/
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Your wish is granted. The sun is shining and it's also constantly snow weather. Most plants die. The remaining ones struggle. Also, there are no clouds. The snow just appears for no discernible reason.

Now, I like snow, but I don't really like the sun. I'd much prefer it to be cloudy. I wish there would be clouds again. Lots of them! Enough to cover the sun most of the time. ...but not enough to kill the remaining plants. I like being able to breath.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Uh, granted? Idk, you stop breathing?

I wish for wishes that start with I wish.
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Your wish is granted. You aren't going to get that from me, though.

I have stopped breathing. I wish I were breathing again.
Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Harlequ
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Granted, you are now breathing from a tank of CO2, unable to breath in oxygen, even if you still need it to live.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and just write the freaking essay I have due.
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