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He's one flexible motherfucker if he can bite his toenails.

Lois must have fun.

I mean come on guys, these are the serious questions rn.


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Maybe we should open the IC thread a bit earlier?
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...Are you saying you can't bite your toe nails?


What kinda double jointed freak of nature are you?

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Maybe we should open the IC thread a bit earlier?


No I think we should continue to discuss these kinds of things. Seriously, what are some of the biggest questions people have about comic book heroes. Lets see if we can come up with answers.

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Sep, you aren't even remotely funny.
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Yeah, I'm the real comedian here.

Speaking of, what's the DDDeeAAAaal with airplane food?!
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No I think we should continue to discuss these kinds of things. Seriously, what are some of the biggest questions people have about comic book heroes. Lets see if we can come up with answers.


Is the Thing's penis also made of rocks?

If so, is it always, rock hard?
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Yeah, I'm the real comedian here.

Speaking of, what's the DDDeeAAAaal with airplane food?!


Why don't they just make the entire plane out of the little black box?
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Yeah, I'm the real comedian here.

Speaking of, what's the DDDeeAAAaal with airplane food?!

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Sep, you aren't even remotely funny.


Who says I'm trying to be funny? I'm actually kinda curious what kind of questions people have and to see if we can answer them. Like okay. Martian Manhunters weakness to fire/extreme heat. What's with that? I mean I suppose it could be due to physiology but then with the extreme cold that Mars can reach even the 20 degrees it can reach would have an affect on them? I work in temperatures far above what I'm used too and I don't cease to function.
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Who says I'm trying to be funny? I'm actually kinda curious what kind of questions people have and to see if we can answer them. Like okay. Martian Manhunters weakness to fire/extreme heat. What's with that? I mean I suppose it could be due to physiology but then with the extreme cold that Mars can reach even the 20 degrees it can reach would have an affect on them? I work in temperatures far above what I'm used too and I don't cease to function.


You're too funny.
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Look out we got an edgelord over here.
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Says the guy who likes playing Hulk. SMH.
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Excuse me. I don't recall what you're talking about, and even if I did I don't need to acknolwedge that. I am a changed man, I have been playing The Flash to a reasonable capacity.
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Excuse me. I don't recall what you're talking about, and even if I did I don't need to acknolwedge that. I am a changed man, I have been playing The Flash to a reasonable capacity.


Excuse me, did you mean Fast Hulk?
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Excuse me, did you mean Fast Hulk?


Listen kid. Back in your box.
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ALSO THERES A THOUGHT. If all of Superman is invulnerable cause Yellow Sun. How does he cut his hair/shave/cut his nails?


This is one of those questions that they've come up with a bunch of different answers for, like the old "how come nobody recognizes Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses on" routine. In the Golden Age it was stated that his hair and nails just sorta stop growing at a certain length. The explanation that John Byrne used (and the one that @Lord Wraith mentioned) was that he bounces Heat Vision off of a mirror-- or, more accurately, a reflective piece of his Kryptonian spaceship that wouldn't just melt when he laser-eyes it.

The explanation that this version of Superman is using is that he can extend his gravitational field around anything he touches, temporarily imparting his own invulnerability onto anything or anyone in direct contact with his body. This would be how he can lift heavy objects without them collapsing under their own weight, how he can punch someone without their head splattering into a fine mist, how he can be intimate with Lois without accidentally tearing her to pieces, and for mundane purposes, how he can shave or cut his hair and/or toenails without destroying the clippers. I'd also mention that since hair and nails are effectively dead cells once they grow past a certain point, as soon as they're outside of Clark's invulnerability field they no longer possess his durability, so you couldn't, say, fashion some really gross weapon out of Superman's indestructible toenail clippings.
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This is one of those questions that they've come up with a bunch of different answers for, like the old "how come nobody recognizes Clark Kent is just Superman with glasses on" routine. In the Golden Age it was stated that his hair and nails just sorta stop growing at a certain length. The explanation that John Byrne used (and the one that @Lord Wraith mentioned) was that he bounces Heat Vision off of a mirror-- or, more accurately, a reflective piece of his Kryptonian spaceship that wouldn't just melt when he laser-eyes it.

The explanation that this version of Superman is using is that he can extend his gravitational field around anything he touches, temporarily imparting his own invulnerability onto anything or anyone in direct contact with his body. This would be how he can lift heavy objects without them collapsing under their own weight, how he can punch someone without their head splattering into a fine mist, how he can be intimate with Lois without accidentally tearing her to pieces, and for mundane purposes, how he can shave or cut his hair and/or toenails without destroying the clippers. I'd also mention that since hair and nails are effectively dead cells once they grow past a certain point, as soon as they're outside of Clark's invulnerability field they no longer possess his durability, so you couldn't, say, fashion some really gross weapon out of Superman's indestructible toenail clippings.


Damn it. Toe nail man isn't going to be a thing now.
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Damn it. Toe nail man isn't going to be a thing now.


I mean, he still can be, just with normal toenails. Which I think somehow makes it that much worse.
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*Rewrites Toenail Man as a Daxamite*
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>Be me
>Leave for work moments after the Daredevil Season 3 trailer is posted
>Check in on first break to see what people are saying
>Come back to discussion about villainous toenails
>Close thread
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