I'm open to writing smut, but I'm not exactly comfortable writing it. I don't write it very often, and when I do, I tend to focus on the mental/emotional aspects rather than the physical/sexual ones. I'm also not a fan of "quick start" smut, so expect it to be more of a slow-burn thing. If our characters are going to do anything NSFW early on, fading to black is preferred. Fair warning, I'm pretty vanilla, so it's unlikely I'll be into whatever kinks you have. We can discuss limits and such via PMs.

We all have our deal-breakers, and these are mine. Please do not ask to RP anything on this list. I will not respond to your message, even if you also ask to RP something I am interested in:

✘ Family-centred RPs. Or anything else that involves looking after children.
✘ Slice of life RPs. Having some slice of life elements is fine, but I'm not interested in exploring the monotony of everyday life.
✘ Highschool/college/university RPs. I'd consider making an exception to a college or university setting if our characters are faculty rather than students, but I still don't want it to be the focal point of the RP.
✘ Futuristic RPs. I like my sci-fi old timey and steam-powered, none of this new-fangled poppycock.
✘ Romance/smut involving furries/beast races. Human or human-adjacent only, please.
✘ Incest or bestiality. Get therapy.

• Medieval. I'm a sucker for stereotypical Eurocentric Medieval-era inspired worlds.
• Renaissance. Haven't really had a chance to explore this kind of setting, but I've been thinking it might lend itself well to occult or cosmic horror.
• Victorian. Here's some cocaine for the ghosts in your blood.
• Modern. It has been quite some time since I've been interested in writing anything in a modern setting, and you're unlikely to talk me into it. Sorry.

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I am very shit at real-world history, and as such, prefer original settings rather than basing things IRL. I do enough homework so that what I'm writing isn't wildly out of place, but if you're expecting any kind of in-depth historical accuracy from me, you're gonna have a bad time.

I have a few ideas in mind for this, but feel free to make suggestions, too! In all the scenarios below, things would start with one of our characters being attacked by a beast and the other coming to the rescue. Shortly after that, they'd travel to the city for their audience with the Court Mage. Or maybe it isn't shortly after, and we make their trip there a bit of a journey in and of itself.

Our characters arrive and have their meetings with the Court Mage, who agrees to help with their requests if they perform a favour for them first—likely something fairly dangerous that would set our characters on a journey to slay a beast or bring back some rare item, or both.

Our characters meet the Court Mage and learn that they are the source of our characters' problems. Unsurprisingly, the Court Mage unwilling to help and possibly even turns hostile/violent towards them in response. Tired from their journey and unprepared for another battle so soon (and possibly even wounded), our characters would flee to safety and try to figure out a way to stop them.

The Court Mage agrees to help our characters in exchange for a rare or magical item from a place rumoured to be the lair of a foul creature—a task more akin to a suicide mission than a quest. When they return, they learn the deed they committed was not as noble as they were led to believe and seek to exact their revenge for being used to further the Court Mage's agenda.

Depending on what our characters are looking for, we could either make this one long journey that would have them trying to hide/protect the artifact until they do whatever it is they intend to do with it, or we could go for something a bit more light-hearted and episodic and have them go searching for other things to make some coin, too. We could also combine the ideas, with our characters picking up grave robbing grand theft treasure hunting jobs while they get the artifact wherever they decide it needs to go.

I didn't have any ideas in mind about what the item should be specifically, except that it would be magic and also that it would make sense that it's not just our characters and the "unwanted guest" who want it for themselves, but we can iron those details out in the planning phase.

While there would be a good dose of action and horror in this RP, there would also be a heavy focus on some pretty weird, esoteric shit. If you're not too keen on reading and writing about the interweaving threads of extraplanar realms and the barriers between overlapping worlds being broken and breached, you probably won't have a lot of fun with this.

This is very much a "reluctant partners" kind of RP. Our characters would not like each other. Definitely not to begin with, at least. They might learn to tolerate each other with time. They might even eventually become friends. Initially, though? Definitely not. These are people who have stolen contracts from each other and have actively and intentionally sabotaged each other's work in the past. The only thing stopping them from turning against each other completely would be the knowledge that neither of them would be able to deal with the monster/demon themselves. We can discuss the reasons for and extent of their mutual hatred via PM.

Whether the creature they've been tasked with killing is earthly or more diabolical in nature is open for discussion, but I'm leaning more towards it being a demon if you're leaving the choice up to me.

There's a lot we can do with this, but off the top of my head, I imagine our characters would (willingly or otherwise) try to track down the rest of the coven after dealing with the demon, most likely with other monsters and obstacles along the way.

I'm open to character death being the eventual outcome of this RP, although we would need to discuss it first.

This doesn't have to be set in IRL ancient Greece. In fact, I would prefer if we didn't and instead throw together a world loosely based around the Classical Greek period. The lore would obviously be very heavily influenced by Greek mythology, albeit with some poetic licence. The prevalence of magic is open for discussion, although I think I'm more partial to the idea of our characters having relatively limited magical capabilities, perhaps aided by the use of enchanted/mythical items they find along the way.

Things would begin with our characters making preparations with their hired crew to set sail and saying goodbye to their families before setting out after an ancient treasure on a sunken ship. The wreck itself is rumoured to have sunk in a few different locations due to several regional variations of the legend they're chasing. While they might not find what they initially set out for, each of these locations would pose challenges and threats to our characters, and they'd likely get caught up in a range of shenanigans along the way.

I don't expect you to be able to speak/read Greek, but it certainly wouldn't hurt if you did. If I do happen to sprinkle any in, I'll make sure to include a translation for you, but some things don't translate well over to English.

This is a fairly new idea, so I haven't put as much thought into it as other ideas here. I'm thinking there would be other bounty hunters that were either hired by her family after they grow impatient with your character or hired by the family she's been arranged to marry into (or both) also looking for the runaway.

The character I intend on playing is kind of a shitbag, so if substance (ab)use and emotional manipulation isn't your thing, this might not be the RP for you.

I have a couple of ideas to get us started listed below, but the basic premise is that our hero is constantly failing to apprehend our villain because their "feelings" keep getting in the way. That's pretty much it. I never said it was a well thought out or detailed idea.

In all seriousness, though, the main focus of this RP is the relationship between the hero and the villain, their relationships with their friends/associates, and how those evolve as the story progresses, especially on the hero's side of things.

For clarity and consistency, the hero role will be on the left and the villain will be on the right. I'm cool with playing a hero or a villain, as I have character ideas for both, so feel free to pick whatever you want. My only request is that if you choose the villain, please don't make them cartoonishly evil. A little bit of murder and necromancy? That's ok; we can turn a blind eye to that. Wanting to undo reality and solidify your place as God? Kind of hard to ignore. Kicked a puppy? What kind of monster are you?



This RP would follow our characters over the course of their careers, beginning before either of them has gained any real notability or notoriety. To start off with, they would both be nearing the end of their apprenticeships, either under the same sorcerer* or under their own sorcerers* who work closely with each other. For whatever reason, Mage A betrays Mage B, leaving them disgraced and looking for a new mentor. After that, it would likely be a long while before they saw each other again, probably after they've completed their apprenticeships.

Whether or not Mage B knows they've been betrayed by Mage A is open for discussion, although I suspect they might eventually find out, even if it is years down the line. At that point, however, there would likely be bigger issues to concern themselves with, as Mage A would have progressed far beyond petty sabotage to terrorising peasants for shits and giggles (which I assume will likely be the catalyst for them crossing paths again, but I'd like to hear any ideas you have, too, of course).



Our characters work under the employ of some kind of noble*—the knight as a bodyguard or some other kind of security, and the sorcerer a newly appointed advisor. The knight distrusts the mage, suspecting they might be planning to sabotage the noble in order to usurp their position, either for themselves or someone else from the guild that sent them.

I suspect the mage will eventually succeed in their attempts to depose the noble, leaving the knight scrambling to rectify the situation. In the meantime, however, this would revolve more around their attempts to thwart whatever schemes the mage is brewing up and the mage redirecting the knight's efforts elsewhere.

I'm also open to reversing things and having the sorcerer be good and the knight evil, but I'd prefer it if I wrote the mage in that specific scenario.