Thanks for clicking! If you enjoy fantasy, horror, and RPs with occult themes, I hope you'll find something here that catches your eye.
You don't need my life story, but here's the important stuff:
- 30+ years old. You don't need to know exactly how old, so we'll leave it at 30-something.
- "Lazy advanced" writer. Long, in-depth posts are great, and you'll definitely get them with me, but on average I tend to produce about three or four paragraphs unless inspiration strikes or the situation calls for more.
- Slow poster. I can usually get a post out once a week or two, more if you're lucky and/or what we're writing isn't too intensive, less if life is getting in the way.
- Depressed as shit. This affects my ability to post on a regular schedule and occasionally also the quality of my writing. I won't dump any of my emotional bullshit on you, but there will be times you'll need to be patient with me.
I'm usually pretty flexible about things in my RPs but everything in this section is non-negotiable.
- FxAny. Male, female, non-binaryβwho gives a shit? Let's write! Unless you're hoping there might be romance, in which case I'm looking for a FxM pairing, with you writing the male character and me writing the female character.
- Be willing to play secondary characters. Our main characters have friends, acquaintances, associates, etc., and I'd appreciate it if I wasn't stuck writing all of them.
- Expect to do some planning. Not a lot, but definitely some. I just like to have an idea of where things are going, so our characters have something to work towards rather than have them roam aimlessly until we think of something for them to do.
- Reply regularly-ish. Once a week is more than fine. If you feel inclined to reply quickly, I won't stop you, but I can't promise I could manage more than once a week on my end. Just let me know what to expect if you're an infrequent poster or if you're going to be away for a while, so I'm not left hanging.
- Be active OOC. Communication is important. I'm not looking for us to be best friends or anything, but if I'm trying to plot something or ask for clarity about something you've written and don't get a response, especially if I have to ask a few times, I'm probably going to want to drop things.
- Flexible post length is a must. I generally try aim for at least three paragraphs (and would appreciate the same in return), but there's not much point in padding out two sentences of light dialogue with five paragraphs of fluff. Sometimes less is more.
- Plot before romance and smut. I'll write them, but unless otherwise stated, I don't want the RP revolving around them, especially the latter. I'm also pretty terrible at writing lewd shit and prefer to fade to black in most instances. More on this below.
- Be 18+. I'm not comfortable writing about adult things with someone who isn't yet an adult themselves.
- PMs only. Even if smut doesn't come up, graphic descriptions of substance abuse and/or ultraviolence might, and I'm not sure what the Guild's policy is around RPing those things publicly.
A couple of shortlists of settings and genres I'm interested in RPing. These aren't meant to be comprehensive lists or RP ideas; they're just here to give you a general sense of what I'm looking for in a story should you want to suggest your own ideas.
These are just something to build on rather than anything solid. The roles to pick from are really more like vague guidelines, so don't feel like you're 100% locked into the descriptions.
I'm pretty confident almost all of these ideas could work in most settings and in a range of genres, but I'll list the ones I would like to write most and highlight any heavy preferences.
The highlighted roles are the ones I'm looking for someone to play. If both roles are highlighted, go ahead and pick whichever appeals to you more.
Anything with an asterisk* is a background character, and we can discuss how to handle them during planning.
And anything [blank] means I'm not looking for anything in particular. Surprise me.
No smut-driven plots here! Just good, old fashioned violence, substance abuse, grave robbery, kidnapping, and demon worship.
Kind of questionable just how NSFW these really are, considering my reluctance to write lewd content. Nonetheless, the plots here focus on either romance or smut in some capacity.
All NSFW pairings are FxM.
If you have any questions or anything happened to pique your interest, don't hesitate to PM me!